So a Soviet engineer is visiting America for a technical conference. After that, they're giving a fourchette, well, that's a cocktail party. And our engineer is sitting at the table, drinking cocktails and choking on salads. His American friend is passing by. -- John! Why aren't you eating!? -- Well Mikhail, I don't wanna eat. -- But it's free! It's halyava! You can't miss it! -- I just don't wanna eat. -- That's why we are humans, and you are animals.