>>132555251 (OP)
Гоу ту зэ /fl диар фриенд.

>>132555251 (OP)
Suka eblan ebaniy uebek

>>132555535
Ну там чуваки на серьезные темки пиздят, а я так, на смехуечки и срачики пришел. Уже три треджа взлетало, хочу четвертый

>>132555614
Your mistaking and shuffle one from another

>>132555796
DO YOU WANT SOME WOTA?

>>132555960
No. Believing you need sum off that

>>132555251 (OP)
ролл

I wanna get some practice here.
Help me pls

>>132555325
I lose.

>>132556418
Write something. Your thoughts, your ideas, dreams, whatever.

>>132556452
With souse?))))))))))))

>>132555614
> Britain English
Your runglish suffers many long.

>>132556524
With sores.

Вы можете сказать мне несколько российских Youtube каналов ? Я стал изучать Русский..

(Can you recommend me a few Youtube channels to watch? I've just started learning Russian)

For English, if you like video games, I'd recommend Sips - he speaks very slowly.

>>132556642
> I've just started learning Russian
Stop learning russian before it's too late, seriously

>>132556758

But Russian's great and I've learnt enough French.

>>132556418
Let's help each other.
Where are you from? What time is it there?

>>132555251 (OP)
Dick pussy whore bitch dickhead asshole bastard fag stinking fucking bitch cocksucker. Слабоват.

>>132556877
Great? Well, maybe but it's too hard to learn.

When I was 15 and had used a bathroom my dad was always poking around like nothing happened and always asked me: "why are you do quiet in there, why I don't hear you". Once I didn't reply so he started banging on the door and yelling "Why you don't reply, what's the matter with you?"
Once I went to take a dump and heard my dad on the other side of the door. And there was a big gap underneath the door so I went doggy-style, looking under the door, and there was my father, doggy-style behind the door, looking at me and asking: "Are you out of your mind? What are you doing in there?"
Also my dad drink some herbs making him shit 5 times in a day, and he complaining afterwards that his anus burns, also he farts. Fucked up thing, in short. The story is real, I'm not a troll.

>>132557224
Double that. Russian's difficult af.

>>132557329
> why are you do quiet in there,
Why are you SO quiet in there
fix

>>132557224
Maybe so.. Gonna try anyway, lad.

>>13255525why don't u post on forchan if u want to learn English.Also correct my mistakes,please

>>132555251 (OP)
I don't think,this thread will get up.

Hi my name is Vasyan. What is your name?

>>132557601
I bet it will!

Who is on duty today?

>>132557664
No it will not

>>132557688
Vasyan is on duty today

>>132557329
Well, I forgot to mention: my father insist that I flush after each dump, specifically not after i'm done but exactly after each bomb is away. He motivate me with stinch and say: " I'm making number 2 and I flush, and you do the same"

>>132557664
Why do you think so?
There aren't much anons who can speak english well.

>>132557601

We say: "I don't think this thread will take off"

(take off = start to fly [like an aeroplane] )

>>132557688
London is a capital of Great Britain.
I win

>>132557770
I'm fly to your mother

>>132557770
I know that thing, but I prefer to say "get up"

>>132557851
Fled under your cheek, you check.

>>132557845
Yes, Grimes. I like Grimes

>>132557885
Get up is the word for your penis when you're too drunk and terryfied to fuck the girl of your dream.

>>132557885
Fair enough

>>132557851
#shotsfired

Bump in your asses

Bump for the Queen

>>132558101
You would bump even the dog.

>>132557766
> There aren't much anons who can speak english well.
Probly yes, i think there are no anons speaking english well at all. But who cares? If dvoscher want to improve his skills he can write what he want

>>132558007
No, "get up" are perfect words to say for the situation, in which you bet all your money(plus money you got from selling all of your property) to the fighter who got knocked down already, but you know, this motherfucker is still alive.

>>132558171
Already bamped this dog was Albert Einstein

WHICH ONE is to know that you are only internet WARS and I can kick your ass anytime¿

>>132557766
Why, I'd say let's speak as well as we can so we could get some practice.
I'm too shy to write on 4chan anyway

>>132557766
Including you.

>>132558295
FU

>>132558214
wants*

>>132558251
The man bought the hat, and it fits him.

>>132558320
fuck_you.webm

>>132558343
You did realise, that WHICH ONE and WARS doesn't highlighted with capsbold for a reason, didn't you?

>>132558367
Ha-ha! Nice one!
LMAO

>>132558469
> for
Without
sorry I'm drunk

>>132558469
No I do not think so. How about Fuck You?

>>132558530
Classic.

>>132558600
How about NYET.

>>132558647
Oy vey!

Let's record our voices and compare our ryazan' accents tho!
Vocaroo-thread starts now
Text:
What do I do to ignore them behind me?
Do I follow my instincts blindly?
Do I hide my pride from these bad dreams
And give in to sad thoughts that are maddening?
Do I sit here and try to stand it?
Or do I try to catch them redhanded?
Do I trust some and get fooled by phoniness,
Or do I trust nobody and live in loneliness?
Because I can't hold on when I'm stretched so thin
I make the right moves but I'm lost within
I put on my daily fasade but then
I just end up getting hurt again

>>132558855
> improving their ruinglish.
Every word and every sentence you wrote improves your skills. Why not?

>>132558855
Why won't you talk to ignorant people so they can improve their [strike]ru[/strike]english?

what's the best part about having sex with twenty-five year olds?

There's twenty of them.

bump bayanom

>>132558958
If you're communicating with literate people, otherwise you're wasting your time.

>>132559088
Fucked up the markup
Shame! Shame! Shame!

bump
captcha invalidna

[strike]ru[/strike]

>>132559115
> you're wasting your time.
> 2ch.hk
>U MAD BRO
You will waste your time in any case!

>>132558855
Fuck you Jesus.

>>132559205
Dvachuyu

>>132559096
Hahaha like they 5 years old oh you dirty pedophile REPORT THIS SICK BASTARD

>>132559088
Because improving of english skills is about speaking with native speakers.

>>132559367
How about school teachers?

>>132559414
Only if they have been to UK or US.

>>132559353
what else would you fuck in this world except this cute little things?

>>132559367
I've had only two quick conversations with native English speakers in my life. But I can speak to people from other countries like the Netherlands for example, and they will understand me perfectly. Most of the folk here, however, can't do even that so why won't help them?

>>132559531
A dog Someone my age I gues.

virgin19lvl

>>132555251 (OP)
Rayte mah yingleesh, gi-z.

http://rgho.st/6HNyNVDM2

by the way, i hate articles, it may be the worst thing in the english language. fuck articles

>>132559627
By the way, could someone explain to me, should I use
>I had had
in this situation or is
>I've had
fine? I feel like I can never understand the difference.

>>132559706
will you let me fuck you?

>>132559840
Are you woman?

>>132559819
The second one.

Where I can find nativ english speakers for talk? Is smbody have experience talking with english speakers?

>>132559917
Is it a guess or do you know the rule?

>>132559985
http://www.englishpage.com/image/verbs/pastperfect.gif
The sample of using past perfect. Your sentence should consist of present perfect.

>>132559973
I've had that kind of experience about 3 years ago. That was actually a bad one. I have got nervous when that native-speaker guy spoke to me and failed to explain how to get to the men's room. It was in the cafe.

>>132559973
Do you want to kill them with your ruenglish? Your are ruthless man.

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>>132559973
If you travel to other countries, stay in hostels. Even if it's Thailand or something, there's always plenty of people from the EU. And if there are tourists in your city, don't be shy to come and talk first. People would love to talk to you, I promise.

>>132560346
Thx. I mean online talking, not face to face irl. It would be uncomfortable.
>>132560374
Was it kind of joke?

>>132560346
>I had had only two conversations with native English speakers last year, but now I've had maybe five or six.
Like that?

>>132560612
>Was it kind of joke?
No. That is kind of reminder of your english level.

>>132560531
Good advice, thx. But I'm beggar man.

>>132560698
Nope

>>132560727
Нou say as if you were born all knowing.

>>132560871
I feel like i'm getting dumber reading your posts.

>>132561024
You are getting dumb by sitting on this stupid imageboard.

>>132561176
Don't blame the site, blame the residents.

>>132561319
Ponyfags can suck my dick and they are not welcomed.

>>132559973
Do you mind if I try to correct some of your mistakes? Good.
>Where I can find
First, if you ask a question, you must put the verb at the beginning of a sentence. Like
>Where can I find
>What should I do
>When did you left
and so on.

>nativ english speakers for talk
Second, if you mean to use something (or somebody), and you want to use an infinitive verb, you should say
>english speakers to talk to
>path to walk on
>game to hunt
you get the idea.

>Is smbody have
Here, you mistake present simple for present continious

There are some other mistakes in your post, but I'm not sure if I can correct them properly.
Try searching for AngloLink video lessons on grammar, you won't regret it.

>>132560698 это
>>132560292 сюда
криворукий я дебил
If it was you who said I'm wrong, could you just give me an example when one should use had had instead of have had? Please?

>>132555251 (OP)
Print of this thread sit on the table of important man. Admins under control, all about you already knew. You have some days, after we'll start. Think not about yourself, and about your parents. After will to late. Better stop and close topic.

>>132561951
I thinking better "then", and not "after"

>>132561560
Pribalt, is it you?

>>132561839
I had not been to London until got an offer for job. For exemplar. Something in the past that haven't occurred till something triggered it. Also the linked picture reflects the rule clearly.

>>132561951
>The print of this thread has put on the table of the important man. Admins are under control, all about you has already learned. You have some days, before we'll start. If you don't think about yourself, think about your parents, before it will be late. Better stop and close topic.

Fix.

>>132562303
>information about you

Fix.

>>132561839
Пиздец ты ошибок допускаешь..
>>132562187-кун

>>132562187
For me, examples work much better than diagrams. Thanks a lot, I think I'm starting to get it now.
>I had had lots of conversations with native English speakers until I became a bitard and stopped seeing people.
Is it correct now?

>>132562480
That's why I'm here.
Сказать, что ошибки есть, но не указать на них — ну кто ж так делает, епт?

>>132562623
Yep. But the "seeing people" isn't. That refers to blindness.
>>132562718
Там пиздец с условным предложением, я с ведра, так что поправляю самые незначительные ошибки.

>>132561951
I'm gonna try as well.
>Screen copies of this thread are on the table of a very important man. Admins are under our control, all about you is already known. You have few days before we begin to act. Don't think about yourself, but your parents. Before it's too late. Better stop now and close the topic.

>>132562863
But what about sentences like
>I started seeing her when we were in high school
Is it wrong? Because I wager I heard something like that a lot (on TV)

>>132563348
I've never seen that. Where have you got that? What's the context?

>>132563769
>What's the context?
>We started dating
>We begin to go out
Like that. Ok, I realize I should've use 'meeting people' instead. Just wanted to make sure I'm not the only one saying 'seeing someone'. It appears that I am. :/

>>132564041
>I'm not the only one who says
quick fix

>>132563348
It's correct.

>>132562303
>>132562977
ty ma8

>>132563769
>>132564068
Oh god... dare I say... that there are three of us in this thread? Holy shit!

>>132564041
Dictionary says that it's correct. I haven't known the using in that case.

Sup bitches, how r ya doing huh? I just got some fucking goddamn crack cockaine from my old bruh. He has been an asshole recently and now trying to get back in touch. I swear god I'll be fucking pumped after taking it. Prolly gonna hang out whole night with one hoe I met on that rap battle between Big John and Acid Muscle. That was hell of a fight, you better watch it some time on youtube. I find that hooker pretty hot and will bang her again. Kay imma out, peace out. Fuck the police ya dude rly.