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Аноним # OP 25/01/22 Втр 10:36:32 2619807911
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Good morning my Russian friends! I'm a finnish student and just moved to Saint Petersburg for exchange studies. I've notivced that even young people can't speak english, I just tried to order something from a restaurant in my hotel. He told me "один часов" which is something I can understand. :D I am just amazed that he couldn't even be able to say "closed". I'm ofcourse a bit happy about this because now I must get better at Russian language. (Thats the reason I'm here, heh)

Do you have any recommendations what should I do here? My school starts next week and I have nothing but free time now. Any good restaurants or bars?
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 10:37:47 2619808482
>>261980791 (OP)
I fuck your mother you fucking faggot suck my dick kiss my ass
25/01/22 Втр 10:37:53 2619808563
Phucken liar, everyone above 30-40 y.o. speaks english here, especially in SPb lol. Sage.
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 10:38:00 2619808644
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Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 10:39:19 2619809175
Say: Poshel v anus pes tuporiliy. This means "This is a good place"
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Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 10:42:42 2619810798
Hoi hoi mister :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Аноним # OP 25/01/22 Втр 10:43:11 2619811039
>>261980856
Not in my hotel restaurants, apparently. Also yesterday I went to get a new mobile number, the guy didn't know english at all and he was around the age of 20.
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 10:44:38 26198117910
>>261980791 (OP)
> Do you have any recommendations what should I do here?
You should provide some proofs.
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 10:45:20 26198120411
>>261980791 (OP)
For a what fucking reason you want to spend any amount of your life in a shithole like Russia?
It's kinda hard to understand people like you
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Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 10:46:55 26198127616
> Do you have any recommendations what should I do here?
Buy a ticket to Moscow

> Any good restaurants or bars?
No
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 10:47:40 26198130417
>>261981103
You are fucking bitch gay yes ? Suck my dick hard ? Ok?
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25/01/22 Втр 10:48:41 26198135520
so how tha fuck did you find 2ch if u dont know russian you phucken liing biatch?
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 10:49:34 26198139821
You suck my dick very please is very strong and big suck please
25/01/22 Втр 10:50:07 26198141522
Come to drink vodka to me. Kharchenko st 4.
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 10:50:13 26198141823
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 10:50:18 26198142124
Donald please suck and i fuck your ass in the hole very hard please lets go faster
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 10:50:46 26198143425
>>261980791 (OP)
Proof? I know you are average rushian pidorashka, that pretend him for chukhna, or finnish.
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Аноним # OP 25/01/22 Втр 10:51:34 26198147628
>>261981179
I rather wouldn't, because what i've understood 2ch doesn't erase the exif-data of pictures I take (like finnish imageboards do) and I'm too lazy to do anything about it while mobile posting.

>>261981204
In Finland I live in a small town which has almost no services. Stores closes at 9pm. Saint Petersburg is a heaven compared to that.
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Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 10:52:40 26198154031
>>261981476
Why you are not answer me ? Please suck my dick is very hard waiting for you bitch lips and mouth
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 10:53:06 26198155532
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 10:53:41 26198157833
>>261981476
>In Finland I live in a small town which has almost no services. Stores closes at 9pm. Saint Petersburg is a heaven compared to that.
You could just go to Helsinki
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>>261981476
So why you don't wanna move to another Finish city if this is the main issue?
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Аноним # OP 25/01/22 Втр 10:55:00 26198165140
>>261981271
I like how the language sounds, so just for fun. Also I like Кино,Viktor Tsoi and Russian music in general. .
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 10:55:36 26198167541
Как же хочется финскую тяночку...
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 10:55:59 26198169742
>>261981651
You suck my dick please i want fuck you ass ? You havve sex in ass before is very cool and pleasure
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 10:56:50 26198172443
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 10:57:07 26198173844
>>261980791 (OP)
It seems you haven't traveled a lot, usually it's not very easy to find a person with descent English anywhere outside places with developed touristic infrastructure. Also you've chosen a bad place to ask for advice, the site is even more retarded that 4chan.
Аноним # OP 25/01/22 Втр 10:57:27 26198176145
>>261981616
I will, I moved in there only to study. I've lived in a bigger finnish city before that (one of the 3 largest cities in Finland) and it's still nothing compared to Saint Petersburg. Now I'm here for just exhange studies, because I got im to a really good school.
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>>261980791 (OP)
>малолетний сын шлюхи не знает, что постинг закрыт везде кроме снг
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 10:57:54 26198177947
Как же хорошо, что на этой англоязычной борде никто не узнает, что я сосал хуй своему псу.
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>>261980791 (OP)
>Any good restaurants or bars?

Literally any bar with a 5 star raiting on google maps. Also why the fuck would you move to St.Pete without knowing Russian?

t. St.Petersburger

Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 10:58:21 26198179549
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>>261980791 (OP)
Ohh, finnish exchange student doesn't speak even Russian for a little bit.

nahuy poshel, zeleniy
25/01/22 Втр 10:58:39 26198181051
You will get no help here cuz its focking shithole full of toxicity and schizophrenia. Goto pikabu.ru & maybe smb will even send u some rolls or susi.
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 10:59:12 26198183352
>>261981761
Suck my dick please !!! Why you not answer ? Dick wait for you mouth suck very hard ?
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 11:01:09 26198191153
>>261980791 (OP)
I want to fuck finnish boy for long time. How many money you ready to realize my fetish? Write a price.
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 11:01:31 26198192954
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finland funny meme
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 11:01:39 26198193355
>>261981651
Любой, кто читал западную литературу, общался с носителями, легко поймет, что ты хочешь нас наебать, пошел нахуй, пмдорас
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 11:02:10 26198195056
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are u m or f? if f and u will show me ur TITS i can even be ur personal translator and bodyguard in russia...
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 11:05:23 26198210158
>>261981776
Он же написал, что в СПб по обмену приехал, каким местом тред читаешь?
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 11:05:56 26198211859
>>261980791 (OP)
Install tinder, go for a drink to nekrasova street, there are many bars, хроники, цветочки, dead poets, imbibe, etc… visit new holland, sevkabel

for clubbing go to изич https://www.instagram.com/yzeech/

Restaurants: француза бистро, recolte, frou frou, saro, bourgeois bohemian
Casual restaurants: tiger Lily, jack & chan, futura
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Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 11:09:21 26198227361
>>261980791 (OP)
Mitä mieltä olet talvisodasta? Onko se ok matkustaa Pietariin nykään?
Pardon mun suomi
Аноним # OP 25/01/22 Втр 11:11:16 26198236162
>>261981789
Я понимаю не очень, но я хочу учиться больше.
:D Im strill learning the basics as you can see. I thought a trip to Russia would speed the learning process for me.
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 11:16:38 26198264663
>>261981933
Но он же не сказал, что британец
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 11:17:01 26198266664
>>261980791 (OP)
Donald Duck is quite a subtle detail here. He's extremely popular in Finland, however, everythere else that phenomena sounds like if Nipsu would become more popular than Moomintroll and got his own montly comic book
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Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 11:18:15 26198272566
>>261982646
Двачую, тоже проигрываю с таких, у которых мир делится на носителей английского и пидорашек
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 11:25:44 26198314767
Аноним # OP 25/01/22 Втр 11:26:29 26198319768
>>261982118
Thank you for the tips and congratulations for being the first one answering my questions. I will try to check those out.

>>261982666
I've never thought of it like that. Donald Duck is so normal to me, it feels like everyone likes him.

>>261982710
Maista persereikääni, homo.
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 11:29:14 26198330669
Аноним # OP 25/01/22 Втр 11:30:00 26198335370
>>261983147
The guy behind the counter at a restaurant. You should train the comprehension of what you read.
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 11:31:26 26198343371
Send vocaroo
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>>261980791 (OP)
>couldn't be able
Бля, охуительные истории
25/01/22 Втр 11:33:37 26198356573
Shit! Bitch! Suck ma dick 'ight now! Oh yeah... Suck it and lick ma mathafuckin balls... Hell it's good. Good bitch, good fecking hole.
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Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 11:35:06 26198364975
>>261980791 (OP)
Juhani, this are you? Do you remember me? I am your classmate. I knew you for your schizoid words and texts. Do you remember, how we all classmates pissed in your cup in theird grade? You even drank, liked our urine and asked for other cup. Then your dad came to take you home, the same yardman who went to jail for thiefing of sweet in the supermarket. He came in the cabinet, everyone became laugh, you make a shit for shame and then you said you will hate the all yardmen, but then, in 9th grade you went to raid to bit yardmen and they raped your ass so rough what you stay in the hispital. How are you living, Juhannie?
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 11:36:41 26198372476
>>261981476
> I rather wouldn't, because what i've understood 2ch doesn't erase the exif-data of pictures I take (like finnish imageboards do) and I'm too lazy to do anything about it while mobile posting.
Just use it, luke
https://www.verexif.com/en/
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 11:37:44 26198377377
>>261980791 (OP)
Try better, russian student. As all Russians, you forgot about the articles, lol
Аноним # OP 25/01/22 Втр 11:41:24 26198394678
>>261981578
It's full of niggers and feminists. Haven't seen a a single black person while I've been here in Russia.
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 11:43:51 26198407479
>>261983353
Oh, I comprehend well enough. That doesn't mean I shouldn't make fun of you.
Аноним # OP 25/01/22 Втр 11:44:01 26198408480
>>261983773
What makes you think finns speak perfect english? I'm just a regular guy, everyone in Finland can speak atleast as well as I can. Some better, older people not so much.
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 11:46:02 26198418881
>>261980791 (OP)
Almost all the bars and restaurants in the center of Peterburg are good. ou can check the reviews on maps. In addition, I recommend the trash bar ионотека (ionoteca), if it is still alive
Аноним # OP 25/01/22 Втр 11:46:04 26198419082
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>>261983773
В финском тоже артиклей нет, недоразвитый
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>>261980791 (OP)
If you are a guy from Finland - could you tell me some interesting about your culture? I saw the index of happiness in Finland is very high. Is it true?

P.s. Sorry for my bad English
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>>261984190
>I WAS just pretending
I guess you don't really know english either.
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>>261984449
Чому? Просто из вежливости написал
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>>261984395
Он не по-фински пишет, алогичный
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 11:52:41 26198451594
>>261980791 (OP)
Hello fellow Finnish. I am master phd at English speaking. Ask my any answers.
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Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 11:56:13 26198467296
>>261984496
>As all Russians, you forgot about the articles
Здесь подразумевается отсутствие у нас артикльной интуиции, которой у нас действительно нет и, ожидаемо, русскоязычные ошибаются в артиклях чаще, чет германо- или романоязычные.

Однако, учитывая что в финском языке нет артиклей, нет ничего удивительно в том, что финны совершают такие же ошибки.

Л-Логика
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Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 12:00:03 261984858100
Ору с треда. Хуле вы до него доебались за язык? Финны пиздец какие селюки и у большинства либо нет вообще никакой языковой практики на английском, либо они общаются с эмигрантами из всяких ебеней. Этот еще нормально пишет, лучше среднего
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>>261984672
Откуда логика у окатыша лёхи сиськи который думает, что во всём мире кроме России у всех идеальный английский, даже в глухой африканской деревне
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>>261984406
I'm not sure what would be interesting to you. Goverment pays every poor people good money, free health care and we like drinking beer and going to sauna. I guess the "happiest" country has something to do with the free welfare. :D We're really not that happy.

>>261984491
I do. Heh.
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>>261980791 (OP)
Should I call you pizdabol или сам знаешь, что клоун из тебя хуёвый?
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 12:15:07 261985576109
Op. Puhutko suomea?
Аноним # OP 25/01/22 Втр 12:17:30 261985705110
>>261985576
Joo, puhuks ite vai käytätkö google translatea? :D
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Tämä on söpö suomalainen nainen!
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Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 12:19:30 261985813114
Your mother is a whore, your father is a dickgirl.
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>>261985872
>учит сельский нахрюк
Ебало представили?
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 12:23:18 261986003117
>>261980791 (OP)
You can find any natashka by tinder or /soc/ here and she will lick your butthole till it starts shining brighter than the sun. You can also pick up any girl on the street if you can prove you're not Russian
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Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 12:23:50 261986023119
>>261985928
I fucked your mum in the ass! Tried to fuck your dad in the ass! But only found a dog...
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 12:24:40 261986067120
>>261980791 (OP)
Unfortunately, we're not taught the English language in schools properly. There is no need to be good at it when everything is translated into Russian I guess, so no one cares about learning it. I'm always amazed by how good Scandinavians are at speaking the English language, I wonder what you guys do in schools that makes you speak it so well.
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 12:25:55 261986127121
Op. Are you virgin?
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 12:27:10 261986191122
>>261986067
>how good Scandinavians are at speaking the English language
Скандинавы может и да, у них языки похожи на английский в любом случае. Но уж к финнам это вообще никак не относится. Финский английский - это кромешный пиздец, самый рофл, что 2/3 людей тупо букву Ш выговорить не может
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 12:28:44 261986270123
> хрююю хрююю хрюю
> уиииииии
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 12:30:18 261986355124
>>261986191
Я встречал очень много финов, говорящих хорошо на английском в интернете. Может, они только в интернете и существуют. Акцент там и правда довольно специфический.
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 12:30:37 261986371125
>>261980791 (OP)
Dude, SpB is a really bad choice! To learn russian and Russia you should visit Chelyabinsk, especially Teplotech district at 2:00 AM local time, much fun and unique experience guaranteed.
Аноним # OP 25/01/22 Втр 12:32:54 261986496126
>>261986067
Well, the key to learning a language is not having translations and dubs on your tv-shows and videogames. I didnt learn english from school, I learned it from world of warcraft and tv shows. Many kids here know a little english before going to school because of videogames.
Аноним # OP 25/01/22 Втр 12:41:26 261986961127
>>261986191
This is also true. We're good at english but not so good when it comes to pronouncing. We call it "ralli englanti" (eng. Rally english) made famous by rally drivers who often pronounce everything really poorly when they are interviewed.

https://youtu.be/TAGbrM-MMRk
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 12:42:49 261987043128
>>261986371
Dvachuu, SPB is for pussies. It might be good if you're a transgender or some shit, but true Russian men don't live there.
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 12:45:13 261987176129
You are stupid faggot we have /int/ board for you dumb western cuckold
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 12:50:05 261987440130
>>261980791 (OP)
What a silly larper kys. You are making up the sentences like a typical steklomoinyi pidoraha. Who do you try to fool in?
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 12:52:00 261987532131
Не надо было отделяться от нашей великой Империи!!!
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 12:55:51 261987731132
Go to Moscow and lick my tits!
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 13:01:18 261988004133
I fucked finnish girl once, but she wasn't sexy (typical for all finnish girls). I did it just to show again Russian supremacy over those deerfuckers. She also was exchange student in SPb and said her little brother going to study here too. So I guess you can call me brother-in-law.
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 13:01:45 261988033134
Ja tykkään peittää itseni ei tuoreella paskalla ja masturboida. Joka päivä kävelen maan päällä musta roskapussi kanssa ja kerään kaiken paskan, jonka näen siinä. Kahteen täyteen pussiin menee kokonainen päivä. Mutta kun tulen kotiin raskaan päivän jälkeen, menen kylpyyn, laitan kuuman veden päälle... mmm ja kaadan aarteeni siihen. Ja masturboin kuvitellen, että yksi paska nielaisi minut. Yleensä minusta näyttää siltä, ​​​​että kakka osaa ajatella, heillä on omat perheensä, kaupunkinsa, tunteensa, älä huuhtele niitä vessasta, on parempi suojata heidät, puhua heille, hyväillä heitä .... Ja eilen kylpyhuoneessa näin upeaa unta, aivan kuin olisin sukeltanut mereen, ja se muuttui paskaksi, kalaksi, leväksi, meduusoksi, kaikeksi paskaksi, jopa taivaaksi, jopa Allahiksi!
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 13:04:21 261988161135
Потом аноны будут кричать я других тредах:
> АРРЯЯЯЯЯ, НАС НИКТО НЕ ЛЮБИТ
> ТУПЫЕ ПИДОРАШКИ ПОЗОРЯТ НАШУ СТРАНУ
> ПОЧЕМУ В ДРУГИХ СТАРАНАХ ЛЮДИ ПОМОГАЮТ ВСЕМ НАЦИЯМ, КРОМЕ РУССКИХ, АРРЯЯ
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 13:10:37 261988488136
>>261980791 (OP)
> "один часов"
- How much watches?
- Six watches.
- Such much?
- Whom how.
- MGIMO finish?
- Ask!

Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 13:11:36 261988537137
Go to KUNSTKAMERA
25/01/22 Втр 13:12:29 261988584138
Liing motherfuckar, why havent you still provide any proofs that u are finnish?
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 13:13:35 261988645139
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25/01/22 Втр 13:15:59 261988779140
По конструкции предложений понятно что ОП великий мамкин наебщик.
25/01/22 Втр 13:19:29 261988973141
kurwa
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 13:21:02 261989058142
>>261988973
debilu jebany gdzie ty tu polaków widzisz
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 13:33:57 261989761143
>>261989058
O kurwa! Januszu, spierdalamy stąd, oni nas mają
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 13:39:09 261990071144
>>261980791 (OP)
Vittu paska perkele saatana kyrpä runkata molopää perseääliő.
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 14:38:41 261993305145
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 14:45:54 261993674146
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>>261980791 (OP)
>Good morning my Russian friends! I'm a finnish student and just moved to Saint Petersburg for exchange studies. I've notivced that even young people can't speak english, I just tried to order something from a restaurant in my hotel. He told me "один часов" which is something I can understand. :D I am just amazed that he couldn't even be able to say "closed". I'm ofcourse a bit happy about this because now I must get better at Russian language. (Thats the reason I'm here, heh)
>
>Do you have any recommendations what should I do here? My school starts next week and I have nothing but free time now. Any good restaurants or bars?
Аноним 25/01/22 Втр 15:17:41 261995298147
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