- THREE HUNDRED
- SUCK A TRACTOR'S DRIVER DICK
Three hundred bucks
- ROCKET
- YOUR DAD IS TOILET BOSS
- BASEMENT
- EPSTEIN DID NOT KILL HIMSELF
- HEAD OF COCK
SUCK JUICY
-SAY CLUE
-CLUE
-DRINK A BOTTLE OF SNEEZE
-CUNT!
-NO
-FAG ANSWER
- BEND BAGELS
@
WIPE THE DICK
NOSE IN SHIT
-THREE
-CLEAR YOUR ASS
- TAKE A COCK!
- FOUNTAIN
- YOUR PANTIES ARE OVER THERE!
blyad ahhahaha, jam ofc
- HAS NOT YET GIVEN BIRTH
- OVER THE SHOULDER
@
I AM THE PYKHTO GRANDFATHER
>>252258591
Нипонял
Glue, allo blya, glue.
WUT
вместо BUT
SAY BASEMENT
@
BASEMENT
@
SKELETON KISSED YOU!
COCK LAYED DOWN OVER THE SHOULDER
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SHAVE YOUR DICK
>так точно! соси сочно
>скажи клей - выпей баночку соплей
ну ты и валенок
@
THE PLACE BURNED DOWN
>>252259720
- Так точно
- Соси сочно
ANDREW!
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KEEP YOUR DICK CHEERFUL
CLUE это не клей.
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SHIT A SQUARE
BE MY FRIEND
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SHIT A CIRCLE
у нас в ходу было "Точно - соси прочно"
КИРИЛЛ
@
KEEP IT REAL
And grandmother with a handgun.
GRANDMOTHER SAID IT TWOFOLD
У нас "рука в говне" говорили.
@
YOU SHOULD ASLO LIKE A COLD
Лол, обьясни
A LITTLE HONEY ON THE TONGUE
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A LITTLE COLD UNDER THE TONGUE
По-русски рифма.
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YOU SHOLD ALSO LIKE TO CARRY A SLED
- будь братом
- насри квадратом
- будь другом
- насри крУгом
@
WOMAN WILL BE GOLD
будь братом
@
насри квадратом
будь другом
@
насри кругом
Я тупой и не смог перевести
Будь другом Насри кругом
А блять
Будь квадратом Насри братом
Ой, что то я не так перевел. Лол. Блять.
>>252260706
>>252260710
>>252260647
Спасибо
поговорка: "на языке мёд, а на сердце лёд"? Она часто используется для описания людей, которые внешне кажутся хорошими, а на самом деле таят злые намерения. Проще говоря, лицемерие или лесть.
двач образовательный
GRANDMOTHER SAID IT SPLIT
This is basa
Я слышал как "на языке медок, а под языком ледок\холодок".
Но ведь клпй это clay
Давайте сделаем литтл бит оф литтл пенис.
Clay это глина, ебаклак
GRANDMOTHER SAID IT BIFURCATION
@
RENDERING ONTO THYSELF
Ебать они тупые, у них клей это глина, а глуе, которые на глину по звучанию похоже это клей.
THOSE WHO CALL NAMES
@
CALL THAT THEMSELVES
дед(с)
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DICK OVER SHOULDER
Ебать дебил, у них то как раз правильно, латинского происхождения слово.
@
WE NEED IT ON OUR DICKS
@
YOUR GRANDMA IS A BOXER
Нет, у нас правильно, нам Кирилл и Мефодий написали азбуку, нам лучше знать.
@
RICKY FUCKIE
IF YOU ARE SO CLEVER
@
WHERE IS YOUR MONEY?
- THE SKY IS SO BLUE
- FOR GAYS IT'S ALWAYS BLUE
- A DIAMOND
STICK A DICK IN YOUR EYE
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ALI BABA
@
A FAGGOT
GRANDFATHER же
@
EASIER FOR MARE
лучшее
20% OF PEOPLE
@
HAVE 80% OF MONEY
@
IM INSIDE OF 80% AREA
@
CONDOM
FOR A NIGHTMARE?
My english sucks, i have 9(nine) classes of education, and a bit retarded after hitting rock by falling down.
@
stuck in shit
>IM INSIDE OF 80% AREA
for the money or for the people?
@
BUT HE NEVER PARTICIPATING IN CIRCUS
Also i have ptu korochka.
@
A HAS FALLEN
@
B HAS GONE
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WHO’S LEFT ON A PIPE?
Of people. But just inside of area, not inside of people.
mine is ok, steel poor as a chirch mouse. i've 2 degrees, i'm a total misery.
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PAINT THE FENCE
HELLO
@
I'VE GOT NO ROUBLE
HELLO
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ADD UP TO THE SECOND ONE
HELLO?
@
AIN'T DICK SLAPPED ON YOUR HEAD?
Still*
Steel is using for steel sword, steel knife, etc
ON THE MOUNTAIN, THERE'S A NOBODY. HE HAVE A 100-METER DICK. WHO WAS FUCKING YOU?
Pennsylvanian Technology University, apparently?
A professor of philology comes to work with a huge black eye. Colleagues ask him:
- Well, how is that? You are the most intelligent person! Where did you get it from?
- Yes, you understand ... Drank tea with one of the sweetest person. Among those invited was one officer. So he began to tell:
- I had one dick in my company ...
And I tell him:
- Sorry, but it's correct to say not "in the company", but "in the mouth"!
I mean exaxtly what you answered to me.
as you wish
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SCISSORS
@
PAPER
@
PENCIL
@
FIRE
@
WATER
@
AND THE BOTTLE OF LEMONADE
@
AND THE IRON HAND
@
TSU E FA
WHEN YOU WAS FUCKED, WHAT ARE THEY WROTE ON YOUR ASS?
@
FUCKS HIS OWN MOTHER
@
ENIKS BENIKS BOOM
ASS IS NOT A PAPER
@
DICK IS NOT A PENCIL
>>252261813
Объяснись, дон
@
OR INTO YOUR ASS ONCE
> 2
АЛЛО?
@
ХУЕМ ПО ЛБУ НЕ ДАЛО?
@
DICK IN A HAT!
ПРИВЕТ
@
РУБЛЯ НЕТ
ЗДАРОВА
@
ДОБАВЬ ДО ВТОРОГО
I'VE JUST SPIT MY BEER ON A LAPTOP, READING THIS TEXT
White says:
- Let's like the Russians get drunk on vodka at a construction site!
- Let's do it!
Vodka got drunk, the nigger kicked down.
White took him on his shoulder and carried him.
The watchman comes out, yelling:
- Stand!
White says:
- Hello!
- You are son of a dick! Put the roofing material in place!
@
YOU'LL MAKE YOUR EYES BUBBLED
@
Long ago, the nine nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
@
FIRM AND CLEAR!
EXACTLY THAT TEXT WAS WRITTEN ON YOUR ASS
Da.
WHICH MONEY?
WHERE DO YOU CALL, FUCKING SON?
- Here, comrades, this is a new secret tank. Petrov.
- I am!
- Raise the tank.
Petrov is pushing, puffing, not picking up.
- Can't pick it up, comrade corporal
- Sidorov, help Petrov.
They try together, the same situation.
- Cant pick it up comrade corporal.
- Ivanov, help.
The three of us are puffing. They cannot lift.
- No way to lift it, Comrade corporal!
- Did you want to be bullied? Forty six tons!
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MOTHERLAND CAUCASUS
@
THERE IN MOUNTAINS HIGH
@
I HERDED LAMBS
-SAY "ROCKET"
-ROCKET
-YOUR FATHER IS THE TOILET MANAGER
DO YOU MEAN "RUBEROID"?
toad fucked a viper for a grant
@
WIDE TO WIDE!
тагдауш
a mouse scrathes it the corner
-GLUE
-YOUR MOM LOVES GERMAN
Lolliroval
@
DICK HERE YOU GO
— What?
— "What" in Chinese is "ass".
YES?
@
CUNT
I keked off this
Fuck dig!
ahahaah bruh..
@
WHO DONT ANSWERED IN NIGGER ASSHOLE LEFT
THE MONEY I ADDED TO THE CAPITAL
I CALL YOU
DEVIL!
- HEY, BRO.
- YEP?
- SAY "THREE HUNDRED".
- THREE HUNDRED, SO WHAT'S THE TRICK?
- SUCK A TRACTOR'S DRIVER DICK!
THE COMMANDER MAKE A MORNING FORMATION OF A SOLDIERS
@
NOW YOU WILL UNLOAD THE RAILWAY CARRIAGE OF AN ALUMINIUMS
ONE OF THE SOLDIERS SAID: "IT'S AN ALUMINIUM, NOT AN ALUMINIUMS"
THE COMMANDER REPLY: PERSONS, WHO DON'T WONT TO UNLOAD AN ALUMINIUMS, WILL UNLOAD THE RAILWAY CARRIAGE OF A CAST IRONY
MULTI STEPS OF THE ASSHOLE
Што?
@
WHICH FIGHT?
@
MY COCK WITH YOUR LIP
нюфаня плес
MARIA’S WORLD
Netflix adaptation
Только сейчас до меня дошел смысл фразы "ебать-копать".
Спасибо"
У этой фразы нет смысла, педик.
@
WIDE ON WIDE!
@
ANDREW, HELP HIM TURN ON WIDE!
@
GET OUT, FOOL
@
GRANDMA, DON'T SCREAM!
@
NOT LIKE THAT. THIS. TURN HER AROUND
@
GO FOR CAVIAR, BASTARD
@
LOOK, FUCK YOUR MOTHER
@
WHATS YOU DOING, FUCJ YOUR MOTHER
@
WRONG, FUCJING WOLVES
@
WIDE ON WIDE
@
TURN IT LIKE THAT TO THE RIGHT
@
ANDREW, HIT HIM BY SOMETHING SOMEWHERE, TAKE EMPTY BOTTLE AND HIT HIM
@
HIT HIM ONCE
@
WHAT YOU, FUCK, OH GOD, YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG
@
ANDREW, WE NEED TO ...
@
HE'S WALKING AND SO WHAT WE GONNA DO?
@
WHAT A FOOL, SCREAMING AND SCREAMING
@
YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG
@
HE'S DRUNK, BRUH
@
GET OUT, HUNCHBACKED HECK!
@
GET OUT WHORE, DONT SCREAM!
@
WIDE ON WIDE, DO IT, ANDREW
@
WHY?
@
TO REMOVE A SKATE
@
ANDREW, WIDE ON WIDE DO IT, WHORE, WHAT, YOU ARE DONT UNSERSTAND?
@
WIDE ON WIDE DO
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TURN AROUND TO THE RIGHT
@
I'LL HIT YOU, SO YOU WILL TURN TO THE RIGHT BY YOURSELF AND TO THE LEFT
@
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, FUCKING FOOL
@
TURNED EVERYONE ON THE EARS
@
WHORE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
@
WIDE ON WIDE
@
FOOL, GET OUT!
@
ANDREW, REARRENGE THE LADDER.
YOUR GRANDFATHER WAS A FAGGOT
YOUR FATHER IS A DICKGIRL
Сука, я аж сам широкую на широкую сделал пока это писал.
Олень
WITHOUT HARD WORK YOU CANT GET OUT A FISH FROM THE POND
no pain no gain
@
WHAT A PRANK
@
CUNT
WHERE?
@
IN CUNT
WUT
@
KAPWUT
WHY?
@
BY HEAD OF CABBAGE
HOW?
@
SILENTLY
WHERE YOU FROM
@
FROM A CAMEL
WHEN?
@
WHEN THE CANCER WHISTLES ON THE MOUNTAIN.
HELLO
EAT 2,2 lbs OF SHIT
We forgot to ask the hohol.
>HOW?
>@
>SILENTLY
HOW?
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BUTT UPWARDS
@
HARD TO SHIT IN MAILBOX
ALL OF HOMELESS PEOPLE GATHERED TOGETHER
THEIR LEADER SAID
WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED, WHAT WAS WRITTEN ON YOUR ASS?
@
THE BUMP GOT UP, NOW I'LL FUCK WALLS
BE HEALTHY, GROW BIG, DON'T BE A NOODLES
- Pisces
- And mine is beer!
HERE TWO CHAIRS FOR YOU
THE FIRST ONE IS COVERED BY HARD COCKS
THE SECOND ONE IS COVERED BY SHARP KNIVES
ONE IS YOURS ANOTHER FOR YOUR MOM
MAKE A CHOICE
SHAKE YOUR LIP
BRO, BROOO
@
FUCK, YOU FUCKING ME UP, FUCK
@
HOW WAS YOUR SLEEP? MAY BE YOU ARE HUNGRY, BRO?
@
FUCKING YOUR MOTHER, FUCK, GO TO FUCK YOURSELF, FUCK.
@
SUCK OFF, SUCK OFF, PEEL OF THE SAUSAGE
@
SUCKED NON-TASTY DICK?
@
OBSESSED WITH SHIT
@
WHAT YOU ARE MUMBLING?
@
PUSSY
Ты меня обидел, меня Антон зовут.
@
5 CENT AND SHE'S OURS
@
PITY BELONGS TO THE BEE
@
SATIN DICK
@
FAGGOT
СЫНОК, ХУЙ БУДЕШЬ?
@
ФУУ, НЕТ Я ЖЕ НЕ ГЕЙ
@
НО ЭТО ЖЕ ♂️DICK♂️
@
YES SIR. ОМНОМНОМ
@
THE STATUE HAS NO...
@
DICK!
@
DON'T SPOIL MY STORY
@
THE STATUE HAS NO EYES
AND TICKLING HIS ASS BY RIGHT HAND.
@
choked on matzo
-I?
HEAD OF THE SPEAR!
YOU'RE FLYING WITH PARACHUTE
YOU SEE AN OCEAN OF SHIT ON THE RIGHT HAND
AND FOREST OF DICKS ON THE LEFT HAND
WHERE WILL YOU LAND?