hello
hi (:
hi, what are you interested in here
I want to fuck with some girls, but I am ugly.
did u know what sralen
Did u know that Stalin raped in the ass Lenin? That is a true communist fact.
why are you silent cut
i want a foreign friend
ok bet tsokiyZan#0732
youre from intelligence
Hello brother, cheers from Russia from russian friend, you're cool, have a nice day
which was produced by your mom, genosse
you also call me names
Break up guys, this is paste from 2ch
>Ок со и дид а фуктон оф ресеарч абоут папер баг пеопл бекаусе и фоунд ёу фукинг Bitard анд ёу фукерс аре амазинг. Со хелло фром ан американ баг ман во маде ит алл зе вай хере.
How exorbitant is your burdur?
Пошёл нахуй пендос ебаный
Let me give u a piece of advice, mate. So firstly u must remember one fact. Then u tell it to any girl u meet. In a sec, she is in your bed.
Never forget what I say
Remember each word
Stalin used to rape Lenin's sralen
go nahui otsuda.
Proofs?
RUSSIAN, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?
yep. keep calm and wait of New Year, bro
twosmell
I asked you a question, can you answer it? >>234850819
Also here is a problem to solve:
There is two chairs. On the top of first one there is a nails driven into the surface, on the top surface of the second chair there is a plugged dicks. Which one you chose to sit down yourself, and what chair will you put your mother on? Every dvacher kbows the answer. Do u?
your mother's chair is up her ass hmeh
Thank
Its a gay answer, cock. Follow to the parasha or under the nearest shkonka, petukch.
well I did my profile picture art (the attached picture) and then I found the paper bag thing with Битард so here I am
I hope you're not nigger or latino filth, otherwise fuck off
Idi nahyi loh ebanny
> So hello from an american bag man
Proofs or gtfo
I'm 1/4 Japanese but that's about it other than a shit ton of western European
I am bitard. I'm going to be expelled soon, I'm sitting at home. How I want to find an American milf to move in with u cantry. Where are you from
So regular american basically
I sent a picture of the sky which is black right now because it is night, meaning that I am in america
yea
we don't need your kind here, plenty of our own white trash parasites
Loh is your father, cocksucker. Fo lick your whore mom asshole, huesos.
>american
Is in us a lot of pedestrian crossings?
У обычного американца на удивление скудный и простецкий английский как правило, сопоставимо с нашим русским у местного населения в деревнях/мухосрансках
мимо бывал в США м общаюсь с пиндосами
there are a lot yea
And what about crosswalks?
yea we gave up on speaking proper english a while ago
they are the same thing here
I am not angry, or racist, and I posted a pic of it being night earlier idk why you people think im russian
Ну да, ну да. Толсто.
Sup 2ch.hk /b/ + current data + your keyboard. If you're American, it won't have Russian letters.
Nice one. First time seeing a real foreigner here, most of the time English posts are just 4chan copypasta run through Google Translate.
GTFO YOURE A FUCKING AMERICUNT
>ю сит ин четыре кхан
Ну чё тарас, вас там английскому начали обучать и клавиатуры американские начали поставлять, чтобы ты своими пальцами корявыми ничего лишнего не натыкал?
Зря пришел, я тебя раскусил, уебывай.
Чего ты так злобно? Парень посмотреть - погостить зашел просто, а ты его сразу гонишь.
Американская культура-культура пидоров, грабительских транснациональных корпораций и mtv. Мне такое не нужно на родном форуме
I am not angry I'm just a gay
True man true
>>234849704 (OP)
>Zoomers again tolking with paste.
you gay or fag?
I am pidr
im too go nyashitsa
Are you nyashnij?
you are
pidoras P I D O R A S I NA
provit
>ve it
es, we in amerika all nyasnye ched. a u?
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: is the Devil good?
Student: No.
Professor: Right. Tell me, son, is there any evil on Earth?
Student: Yes.
Professor: evil is everywhere, isn't It? And God created everything, right? Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created the evil?
Student: ...
Professor: is there ugliness, arrogance, disease, ignorance On the planet? It's all there, right?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So who created them?
Student: ...
Professor: Science says that a person has 5 senses to explore the world around them. Tell me, son, have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us, did you hear God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt God? Have you tasted it? Sniffed it?
Student: I'm Afraid not, sir.
Professor: And you still believe in it?
Student: Yes.
Professor: based on the findings, science can say that there is no God. Can you do something to counter this?
Student: No, Professor. I only have faith.
Professor: exactly. Faith is the main problem of science.
Student: Professor, does the cold exist?
Professor: What's the question? Of course there is. Have you ever been cold? (The students laughed at the young man's question)
Student: actually, sir, there is no such thing as cold. According to the laws of physics, what we think of as cold is actually the absence of heat. A person or object can be studied for whether it has or transmits energy. Absolute zero (-460 degrees Fahrenheit) is the complete absence of heat. All matter becomes inert and unable to react at this temperature. There is no cold. We created this word to describe what we feel in the absence of heat. (There was silence in the audience)
Student: Professor, does darkness exist?
Professor: Of course there is. What is night if not darkness?
Student: you're wrong again, sir. Darkness also does not exist. Darkness is really the absence of light. We can study light, but not darkness. We can use Newton's prism to decompose white light into many colors and study the different wavelengths of each color. You can't measure the darkness. A simple ray of light can break into the world of darkness and illuminate it. How can you tell how dark a space is? You measure how much light is represented. Isn't it? Darkness is a concept that a person uses to describe what happens when there is no light. Now tell me, sir, does death exist?
Professor: Of Course. There is life, and there is death-the reverse side of it.
Student: You're wrong again, Professor. Death is not the reverse side of life, it is the absence of it. There is a serious crack in your scientific theory.
Professor: what are you driving at, young man?
Student: Professor, you are teaching students that we are all descended from apes. Have you observed evolution with your own eyes?
The Professor shook his head with a smile, understanding what the conversation was about.
Student: No one has seen this process, which means you are more of a priest than a scientist. (The audience roared with laughter)
Student: now tell me, is there anyone in this class who has seen the Professor's brain? Heard it, smelled it, touched it? (The students continued to laugh)
Student: Apparently, no one. Then, based on scientific facts, we can conclude that the Professor does not have a brain. With all due respect, Professor, how can we trust what you say in your lectures? (There was silence in the audience)
Professor: I Think you should just believe me.
Student: That's it! There is one connection between God and man – FAITH!
The Professor sat down.
This student's name was albert Einstein.»
>>234853186
Im russki (cuckold) wanna suck your American dick+balls
Insert LGBT flag in your ass and take a picture
Will you give me an invite to 4ch for this?
oh i want u russian nyuasha
>Will you give me an invite to 4ch for this?
Yes
It's just the usual registration of users, everyone went through it.
Prove that you are not a robot.
ну вот ты сломал бота
а мы так лампово общались
Promise that you'll never show this photo to anybody
I love you, Johnny...
i love u too...dima
I promise
How do they say honest pioneer
I can't vouch for the rest
Who Needs Your Fat American Ass
Do not be afraid to formally register on this site
All this passed
also write on paper
date
and name
Write more "ABU PRIVET"
Как только за цопе не набутылили
я хз
я не был в этих тредах
фото с гугла
единственное что мне известно был диванон пиздюка с третьего
да и сайт 18+
откуда было анонам знать
Так на момент диванона уже было ясно, что этот шкет еще в школе учится. Ему 16 было емнип
Do you kneel before niggers?
@
NO MOM, ITS INCEL CANCER SHIT!!!
@
SON-OWLINA, GO TO YOUR 2CH
@
YEEEESSS BITARD ABU TONYA MMMMMM I LOVE GOVNO
я не знаю бро
я не был там
я обычно не сижу в таких
тредах
и не прошу о таком
но коли у нас залетный
хули не поржать с него
the only thing you should now is the fact that Sralen raped Lenen in his asshole.
>>234853894
...после этого Саша и Вася пошли на свою смену на Рязанский мясокомбинат.
Они будут стоять плечом к плечу за станками, но никогда не узнают, что они оба были любовниками в тот вечер...
gtfo