This is an English thread.We talk speak in this thread itt in English.If you don't speak talk in this itt thread in English you suck cock dick. Why do we do this? For no apparent reason... just wasting time as we always do. Join us (me) or go suck cock dick.
Who`s else id srinking right now? I feel like my life ceased to exist - i don`t even have anyone to talk to.
>>205228438Hey dude, I'm doing great thanks. By the way, do you remember that gitls you've always liked from the high school? So I'm with her right now and she's giving this insanely awesome blowjob here, she's a real deal I tell ya. Oh, she's asking me to say hello to you! >>205228514You are talking here right now. Just get a life, go out find yourself a chick, bang her and you'll like your life again. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about. Cheer up.
>>205228673What maan what kind of gils or what lol what a shame i dont use any perevodchik right now and its very bad i guess cuz im pidorakha but anyway why r u fuck my school love man???WHY R U DO THIS?? I"ll kill u asshole
>>205228673Wha the hell is wrong with you man? Fucking slaves, you guys sound like a fucking bot. Can`t you hold a convo?
>>205228381 (OP)> just wasting time as we always do. Join us (me) or go suck cock dick.Ждал этого каминг аута джва года. Уже даже оправданий своему карго культу не находите, мммм?
>>205228830Chill out mate. She doesn't mind. I think she even loves this. So be happy because she's happy.
>>205229051NO...NO U FUCKING ASSHOLE MAN, I PROMISE I KILL YOU..My dear school blyadina..I really love her, but u destroy everything
I'm sorry ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ is it a good time to come by and see it on your phone and see what they say about the time we get together to talk about it a few weeks ago I was in the shower ❤️
>>205229076I don't give a rat's ass you fucking shrimp. The OP says that you suck cock dick if you don't use English here. Are you gay? You are just breaking the rule here on purpose. So you want some dicks, huh? Huuh? Huuuh?
>>205229131Come on dude, you can't even handle your own ass. There's no way you are gonna kill me and we both know it. Remember when I made you kiss the toilet back in the day? So do you wanna a date with the toilet again? I'll get you one if you insist. We are old mates, right?
>>205229235Is this supposed to be a motivating speech or what? Hold on, are you still a virgin? NO WAY DUDE, haha!
All right, sorry guys. I won't make fun of anyone here anymore. I think my posts about girls were intimidating for some omegas here. And I want as many people itt as possible. So feel free to drop by!
>>205229351Oh..well...ok please dont fyck me by toilet and shit through poops in my pants okay? :( u fucking bully dick, u deserve a die and i will fuck my school love every day on you dead body...faggot
>>205229547It sounds like you remembered the good old days we spent at school and shitted yourself in the first half of the sentence, but then you realized you were actually on the internet and there no way for me to reach you and beat your weak ass up. Man I laughed just now.
>>205229768Your sarcasm is out of place here. Even a monkey can speak English nowadays, nothing to be proud of.
>>205229656Yeah I know thats sound funny but I really found you and my little girl and youre both going to suck my small dick and you start shitting in ur pants man, FUCK YOU!
>>205229768See - >>205229824? I told you even a monkey can speak English. Though in this case it's more of a cuck here.
>>205229816You are missunderstood me. I mean litteraly that i am clevre! You fall on your knees before me and I am laugh! Hahaha!
>>205229963What's your problem, moron? Got some mommy issues you wanna project on others?I just haven't met that very girl yet.
>>205230040Calm down, jeez. Just out of curiosity, do you still believe in Santa? Cuz your last sentence doesn't make a whole lot of sense.
>>205230040> I just haven't met that very girl yet.Of course you haven't met her yet, she's too busy giving blow jobs and fucking around. But she'll let you know when she needs you. Just keep waiting! <3
>>205230336I don't really wanna waste my life working as a fastfood shitty crew member>>205230371Yep, that's me
>>205230550Nope, here I'm getting at least average education, I have a nice job and a loved one who I live with. I would move to the usa later
How get to the Trafalgar square, and in what time i can visit Big Ben? And why he called like that ? Big Dick would be funnier.
>>205230550>>205230633You traitor filth!The forefathers of yours spilled blood for this holy land and you dare to leave!
>>205231054>I'm newfagHe newfag! Laugh on him! He dont know inglish becouse he is new in ITT! Well, mr. newfag, well well well... Sit down please, now we well teach you!Wuere are you from? London is the capital of Grade Brythane. Helou! Thanx yuo!Remember?
>>205231232Hey! Easy, easy! I promise to me not watch tanslate resourses. Yes, my English so creepy, but I dont scare
>>205228381 (OP)Аххаха ебаные лошары, ЯНКИ ГОУ ХОУМ! Россия ВПЕРЕД!!! Нахй катитесь пендосские подсосы! Путин с нами, с нвми Крым! Госдеп не пройдет, пятая колонну пустить по этапу! Наш народ на слабо не возьмешь! Не с того теста!
>>205231983I'm too weird and stupid and have strange thinking, it is not possible for me to find a friend IRL.
>>205232056Everyone will be dead sooner or later besides Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, long live the Emperor
Please rate a poem, anonchiks.There's a warm behind the glass, but cruel morozyThis evening I'm moving very close to open the plantYou deep create in the winter time, but beautiful rosesAnd to get me inside of this cruel world, cold winter blizzardThe white roses, the white roses - shining in your eyes.The white roses, the white roses - lovely lightingly lightPeople will take it to make much better holidays be for youCounting on a few days of using, flowers disappearedThey're celebrating life and life at angry disasters.This evening I'm moving very close to open the plantDo you want to be love me with your love, and my beautiful rosesKiss kissing afront of all and all this ready to start
I would not like to use English in this thread, but I have to use it anyway because I do not want to be unusual, I want to be as all. Now I'm trying to fuck my ass by a giant dildo, so I'm asking you: what are you doing behind a door opening a way to parasha? Oh, it does not matter, I see...
How to get rid of that feeling like im writing wrong?Im always afraid to say something in eng because im afraid i wrote it wrong and I'll be насмехаться at and everyone will гнать me.It often happens that when im afraid to say something in english because of this shit. And it often turns out that i wrote everything right
>>205232203Всего 2 варианта:1. Вводить каждое предложение в гугл по 3 раза, чтобы удостовериться, что это не ошибка (ну или по крайней мере, ошибка, которую делают миллионы леммингов).2. Перестать быть омежкой, который постоянно чего-то боится.Выбор за тобой, анон.
Решил за за этого треда на форчан зайти, посмотреть, как там их b поживает. Какая же помойка, конечно. Одна порнуха, причём одни домашние фотки всяких невнятных милф, у нас в этом плане всё таки гораздо лучше. Интересно, на японских имиджбордах в свою очередь одна хуйня в виде аниме? Просто такое ощущение, что лучше Двача в иностранном Интернете ещё ничего нет, и это забавно, ведь Двач лишь повторял за японскими и американскими бордами. У русских получилось лучше.
>>205232295>У русских получилось лучше.Это потому что после 70 лет большевистского геноцида выжили только самые умные, самые способные русские.Мы таки гузские, с нами таки бох!
>>205228381 (OP)I lear English 1 year with my teacher. So I can read op-text. I din't use grammar-error corect. Today I will study learn a pre-intermedia classbook.Op is rubbish. I am fucking your mumсука дебил, рука-лицо
>>205232440Sometimes i dreaming that i am fucking sexy girl, so sexy, that both guys and girls are masturbating on me.
>>205232483Well, that's not what I asked.Sometimes I dream of being a girl and having sex with a girl.
I just ate some mushrooms in oil and I feel a taste of cum (I did really taste it before, but long time ago) at the moment. Is it simply because mushrooms contain a lot of proteins, as far as I know? Or someone came in my mushrooms jar?
>>205233217What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>205228381 (OP)Есть кто тут еще? Могу рассказать по скайпу The Raven by Allan Poe.Что бы знали сколько это дохуя, загуглите Edgar Allan Poe "The Raven"Учил пару месяцев, сам себе в слух рассказывал наверное более тысячи раз.
>>205233668просто челики подумают что я читаю текст, а я хочу рассказать что бы видели что я не читаю а наизусть рассказываю https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0K6-wO94-6IВот кстати годное воспроизведение данной поэмы
