>>181677257 (OP)
Нет, не ясна.
Ты - гнилой хуесос, элементаль ссанья, мразь. Надеюсь ты сдохнешь, пошел нахуй.

CREATED
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DIDN'T PREPARE

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Bambarbiya kirgudu

>>181677887
>Who does not work, he eats.
THY DOESNT WORK EATS, MATE

>>181677996
Спасибо, запомню.

A NAM VSE RAVNO, A NAM VSE RAVNO, PUST BOIMSYA MI VOLKA I SOVU

Why are you, slave, boyarynu offended?

They will throw you in jail, and you don't steal.

>>181677257 (OP)
Это самые худшие фильмы СССР. Там совсем нет достойного юмора и морали. Юмор уровня Том и Джерри с такими же, кстати, звуками и низкой моралью, отсутствием сюжета.

What you have there in not a closed one, but an open fracture.

To quoute our dear chief, "Smith iron without stepping away from the cash register"

The game won't fly away, it's roasted.

>>181678779
Светов с Невзоровым за одним столом?!

>>181678908
Кто это?

>>181677339

You`re not my bro, nigga

>>181679419
Обзмеился с качка.

>>181678456
Ко ко ко

>>181678456
>Юмор уровня Том и Джерри

Что за говно? Никогда не слышал. Это комики какие-то с бездуховным сортирным юмором?

>>181677302
Не Battery, а Radiator. В твоём варианте, ему на ногу уронили аккомулятор. Или, ещё лучше, пальчиковую батарейку.

>>181679729
BOB

>>181677302
И не leg, а foot или toe.

>>181678621
дичь это гейам
ебанутый

>>181677257 (OP)

WHO ARE YOU, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?
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AMMA FROM OTHER SIDE OF DA SEA, AYE. RODE IN 'N LIMPIN' FLEA

>>181681614
SEA IS OBVIOUSLY TINY, AIN'T IT?

взлетай, сука.

>>181682338
IS THAT ARMY? IS THAT ARMY?! FUCKING FAGGOTS

>>181682453
— You trippin'!?

>>181682803
I'M A COLONEL, I RIDE THE HORSE. THE PARADE IN OUR HONOUR.

>>181682453
Are you bredish chtoli ?

fairy stupid ass, and why did they release him from the psychiatric hospital?

>>181677612
EATING FOOD
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KAKING GOVNO

YOU ALL ARE SHIT. SHIT MUST SAY LOWDER. THERE IS NOT RESORT HERE. KALASH IN MY ASS.

-Gabriel Ardalionovich take a look what modern children think about
-so what, they think the same, boobies and pussy
-yes you right, but take a look such a dynamic love to life every word filled
-WANT THICKER WOMAN KOLYA.M
-Ugh!

— Do you see a gopher?
— No.
— Me either. But he is.

— little brother! little brother!
— Fuck me, fuck!
— How was your sleep, little brother? You're probably hungry, little brother?
— Fuck your mother! Fuck! Get the fuck out of here, fuck!
— What happend?
— Are you make crap, asshole, fuck?
— No i didn't, i brought you some food
— Bitch, fuck, faggot , fuck!

A man is asked:
– What do you like?
– I love smoking! Pizdets, I love smoking! I would smoke for 24 hours straight, I just wouldn’t take the out cigarette out of my mouth, love smoking so much that I puke, I couldn’t live without the cigarettes. Pizdets, I love smoking!
– Hmm, I see. And what else do you like?
– I love fucking! Pizdets, I love fucking! I would fuck all day long, I would fuck, fuck, fuck. I could even walk in the vagina, just so my head would stick out!
– Uhhhh... and what about the head?
– Pizdets, I love smoking!

I'm on a horse. You're on a white horse, and I'm on a white horse. And then salute ... in our honor. Salute in our honor. First at the parade, and then go to the officers' house. The ball will be. Beer. Firework. In my honor salute. I'm a colonel and you are on a white horse. Can you hear me? Look at my form! Look at her stars! I have not shown it to anyone yet. Only you show. Look! This is my dress. Specially sewed! Look, do not be afraid! Running shoes? I'll change them! Here they are, epaulettes. Here! Real! You see? Colonel. I'm a colonel. I'll put them on the parade. This is my form. The purest. What are you coughing? Let's go to the officers' house, we'll have a beer - and you will not cough. I with a dagger, on a white horse, I command parade! I'm a colonel! I command a parade! I'm in the stars! On a white horse! I'm a colonel! I command a parade!

A man sits in a casino, playing texas holdem. Suddenly he sees that his dealer took already opened one set of cards and started dealing him.
He says
- Fucking mouth this casino, blyad! Who are you, bitch, to do this?
Dealer answers
-I was always doing it like this, when...
-ARE YOU MORONS? Are you really yobanutie, isn't i? Reall... you are yobanutii in nature? That one sits there, scratching his deck, fuck. This one stands, saying "I will deal you too"..
-Just look...
-FUCK YOUR MOTHER! You have dealer to do his on my eyes, mudak yobani!
-Alright, dealer will do it. Before I was the one to do it.
-FUCKING DEGENERADE! While you were doing it, debil, fucking bitch, FUCK, this is what happened!
-In VIP?
-IN HUIPE! Blyad, are you, really retarded, isn't it, a? Blya, difichenti, fuck your mouth,a... What are YOU doing?
-They are just stacked differently..
-FUCK YOUR MOUTH! WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY IN DIFFERENT ORDER? You printed deck on my eyes, FUCK! How they can be stacked differently?
-Differently! Take a look...
-YOBANII YOUR MOUTH!, FUCK! You are empowering it in kiosks?! Fucking bitch, padla blyadskaya!
-Card manufacturers..
-YOU PEA MUDILA! How empowered.. How a sealed deck can be stacked differently?! You, dolboyob yobani!
-I will prove it! Prove it!
-YOU MUDILA YEBUCHAYA, WHICH GAME YOU ARE PLAYING, FUCKING BITCH, PADLA?!
-Take a look..
-I FUCKED YOUR MOUTH! So you are empooooww.. you, WHORES, dont buy cards in kiosks! Are you fucking retarded, bitch?!
-Manufacters in such their condition..
-YOU MUDILA! How a deck can stacked differently in casino?! Are you bredish, isnt it?! Yobani tvoi rot, a!..
-Stacked like this..
- ARE YOU BREDISH, BITCH?!
-Calm down.. Take a look how they are stacked..
-FUCK! DEGENRATE SCUM! You bredish chto li?! Are you bredish, blyad?! How they can be stacked differently in a casino?! Are you a moron, blyad?
-If i stack it like this, right?
-Fucking goat! I FUCK YOU BULLSHIT! SHIT!
-You are on purpose..
-I AM ON PURPOSE! I will tell them what are you playing right now! Are you debili, blyad?!
-How do you want?
-ARE YOU DEBILI BITCH?! How in a sealed deck, in a casino they can be stacked differently?! You what?!
-Take a look..
- YOU PEA MUDILA! Where are you taking it from, whores?
-Buy from officials
-YOU MUDILI!!! You what, fuck.. Fuck your mother, in a casino, bitch, decck stacked differently.. ARE YOU MORON FUCKED MOUTH, A?! Are you cretin chto li?
-How did you want it, tell me? How did you want it?
-You degenerate cretin, you dont understand what you are saying!
-What is, that I am telling..
-You are telling me that in a casinos in sealed decks they are stacked differently?!
-Yes, take a look. There is no ace on its spot.

In general, when I shit him in the sneaker ... And scoops, they, you know, bitches, overslept. So they would have to shit mine to notice, well. And he needs to wash the sneakers, that's all. And I shit and immediately went to bed, well, so quiet. And they, therefore, bitches, stripped me, well, when they understood. I still have pieces of shit on my ass, here. Well, it smelled the same, it's shit from the sneakers and from my ass. Well, they wanted to make me fagot all the guys. But I began to yell, fuck. He rolled his eyes. Well, squealed, so, you know ... I do not know, Che found it on me. He squealed like that, whored, howled. They say, "Fuck him." You see, it's simple, well, I've been smeared with shit, fucking, and forced to eat a little fucking, well. Then the other part was transferred, whore. Well, this is when I was on urgent.

- Well, how shit, tasty?
- Nuuu ... So, you know ... As the earth.

>>181682923
Are you a policeman?

Me your stories just fucking already, I can not listen to them anymore, fuck. One story is fucking different, simple. About shit, fuck. About some crap, malafya. What are you talking about at all? Can you shut up? Shishka, fuck, get up - excited. What the fuck? About what are you talking about? Generally ohuet.

Well, the "Three Seven" drank, whore ... Well, a bottle ... With one fool ... Well, then fuck! Quickly so, we've been fucking for ten minutes ... And then I whored, malafya immediately polilasya ... A lot of malabia was poured, I, well, when I masturbate just ...

My father used to say: the main thing is that you should not be called a fagot, because if the first time you do so, you will have such a nickname, well, it's worse ... worst of all.

I do not understand anything ... And are they officers? Shit some, fagots, whore. Their homeland gave them a star! Wear an asterisk, whore! I do not want to, I want to eat shit! What? Is it an army ?! Is it an army ?! Bitches ... Udachye - officers. Straps fastened, shit gang - fagots, whore, fucking ...

- Brother! Brother!
- Fucking fucking!
"How did you sleep, brother?" Probably hungry, little brother?
"Fuck your mother!" Damn! Get the fuck out of here!
"What happened?"
- You're cheating, or something, asshole, whore?
- No, I did not cuss, I brought you food
- Bitch, whore, fagot, fuck!

Well, you! I'll tell you now, look, I'll tell you good now! Look, I ... here we have a lot of flies ... oh-oh ... a lot of flies, you know? Look, flies, they interfere with your sleep, flies. And here I am, let me fuck up here, and they'll all fly here, and we'll kill them, you hear? And then you will sleep, oh, it will be good to sleep. Come on? I'll shit, and flies will all fly here, here, to us. Well, where else are they, their current place is here, and ... oooh ... do you want me to fuck around here? And flies, and we'll kill them! Well, shit?

Well, do not, well, do not knock, do not knock!

 
There was a time, I was still healthy, like this I'll hang first, I'll stretch, and then to the first sun once and then twenty times ...

 
Went to work! Get down, said! Get off! Get off to work, clean the toilet! Go, go to work! I went to work! Shit to clean! Go! Clean the shit! Go and clean the shit! Go! Shit to clean.

 
- Clean-clean-clean-clean the bitch is like a whore to be cleaned quickly once or twice! Clean it! Shit! Clean it!
- Fuck, you're doing great, come on!

 
Head, fuck! Head, fuck! Chief! This fagot fucked up, fuck! Chief!

 
Berdyansk then I remember how ... There the sea is such, such as the black sea is, Azov or something ... There I shit, whore. Naked climbed into the sea and shit. Was drunk too. "Three Seven" also drank ... It's all over the Union - "Three Seven"! Do you understand?

 
No, I fucked at sea once, I was fucked ...

 
Yes, I want to boil! I also had a boil, fucking, fucking, fucking, like a lever. I fucked to the hospital, but instead of boil, fuck, my leg was cut off. A fucking story?

 
Pidoras you, not a lieutenant!

 
Pigs also eat their shit ... and their heart is even transplanted to a person.

 
Mommy you are my good, good you are my mother, Mummy you are my good! Oh, you, my mother, you are mine! Mommy, you are mine! What have you done !? Cold you want to become what ?! Do you want to teach me how to cool the cold? Mom! Tyurya, you porridge-malasha in the petals! Oh you! My mother! They would have gone into the woods, they would have gone to the field! Would have sat down! Calmly, I would ask, you can show signs, you would say: go and poke under the bush! And I would poke! Sucked there! I shampooed everything with my finger, wiped it! Mamulechka, then I would wipe it with a leaf! I would have washed the entire leaf, I would !!!

>>181678504
What ships were?

>>181680182
>2

Source of the track?

>>181684076
YOU HAVE TO KNOW IT! THIS IS A CLASSIC, FUCK!

>>181682875
-Huyippin'!

>>181682453
DIFICHENTY, FUCK

December 7, 1941, the Japanese fleet consisting of six aircraft carriers: Akagi, Kaga, Hiryu, Soru, Shokaku and Dzujkaku; as well as two battleships: Hiii and Kirishima - appeared on the traverse near the island of Oahu in the Hawaiian Islands. The first air strike had 50 zero fighters, 40 torpedo bombers and 81 dive bombers. As a result of this raid, four ships of the American fleet were sunk. What ships? WHAT SHIPS?

GRANNY SAID BY TWO

>>181679482
Лол, дословно верно, а по сути совсем мимо.

>>181677257 (OP)
ELECTIONS, ELECTIONS, CANDIDATES ARE FAGGOTS

>>181683812
Читал с увлечением.

YOU WILL BE CURED, AND YOU WILL BE CURED, AND I WILL BE CURED TOO!

>>181677257 (OP)
>Суть треда ясна?
Тебе некуда девать свободное время

A STUDENT! YOUNG COMMUNIST! SPORTSWOMAN! AND JUST A BEAUTY!

>>181677257 (OP)
dgfsg

>>181682453
DEGENERATIVE DICKHEAD

>>181685514
>свободное.
Я здесь и несвободное время провожу.

>>181685804
Such a picture you drew! Educated, revolutionary!

YOU, BASTARDS, WILL ANSWER FOR SEVASTOPOL

Only films?

Shtirlitz, I'll ask you to stay for awhile.

>>181678456
А "ДМБ", поясните за него, господа эксперты?!

I see in dreams a brothers Alievs
-Good bye, fucken ichthyanders!

-Alik, come on, retreat your boys please until it's not too late. Don't do this, Alik, don't do this. Just understand Alik: you will die and i will die. Who will win? Not we, we will die there!

BOX, BURY THE GUYS

df

>>181686341
Почему то всегда недоговаривают
for a minute
В оригинале так было.

>>181687118
Mom, come here and take me home.
If I'm not alive, take my body home.
Mom, I've been burned, and hungry dogs
Will tear my body to pieces and fill their stomachs.

Fap my dick in your mouth, you like to suck, i know

>>181690980
>according to the horses.
Знаю, что переводил через Гугл, но доставило.