THREAD FOR ENGLISH SPEAKERS>not knowing english in 2018hahaha nigga are you for real?in this thread we are showing our english skills to the uneducated pidorashkas of 2ch.hk whomst weren't able to learn one of the simplest languages in the worldinb4 picking on typos are you fucking autstic?
>>169851334 (OP)It's shite nae knowin' english, palFok the british armae btw
naic Engelsh bro bat go to the naxyi wiz you trolling out of zis sait green pidor
>>169851761dumbass nigger I can't even read your shit
>>169852491Hey man, why u tokin' like foken nigger? If you are a nigger, then suck me dick. Aye aye, suck me dick?
>>169851334 (OP)Poshel nahui, pidoras.How tebe takoy english,
>>169853080wannabe irish cunt get the fuck outta heredeath to IRA, hail Britain!
>>169853125>this 15 year old trying to be funny
Cyka blyat rush B
hey how to learn understand speech( I mean dialogs in films or real people in life) for me words to blend in one.
>>169851334 (OP)Two teas for this gentleman. In this ITT there is no place for Russian-speaking plebeians.
Cheeki breeki
>>169853411I learned by these videos:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLA5501E1A2A1D7CBF
>>169853663>by these videosfrom these videos, of course!silly me
>>169853663thank you!
>tfw you get free money for watching russian strike : global offensive stream on twitch
O say can you see, by the dawn's early light...
Вы долбоебы?
>>169854896Haven't yet died UkraineNot the freedom nor the glory
>>169851334 (OP)Hi, runglish boi
I see no topic ITT except replying to Russian speaking assholes in English. >>169854973Go fuck yourself
>>169855198are you mad?
>>169855276No, I am Яussian
>>169851334 (OP)123456789 - i want to BE a president!
>>169854973gtfo foken Ivan! Wha' can be more shitty than bein' a britshit? Bein' a russhitian cuck
>>169855198>I see no topic ITTyeah I don't know what I expectedmy thread sucks
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>>169855390Fire in your asshole
London is the capital of Great Britain.gr8 b8 m8
>>169855492>>169855198> my thread sucksТвой процессор сосёт?
>>169855688
>>169855351Sit onto thy bottle in order to prove this!
Ik ken 2 talen, vraag wat je wiltThe second language is English, right
>>169855492It sucks because you have nothing to discuss. It's like asking a person "wow, you've never told me you speak Chinese! Say something!", and a person thinks for a while and replies something so fucking stupid and obvious even your 6 yo brother would react "WTF? Even I know this and I have autism!".Thus, you'd better go visit Forchong or whatever it's name.
>>169851334 (OP)OP is a faggot. Shit out nothing ITT
I want to get laid.
>>169851334 (OP)>hahaha nigga CHU MEAN? HIPERBRUH
drochim na vocabulary etih pidorov https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRPDGEgaATU
>>169856131HYPERBRUH, FailFish
>>169856120Go lay youself.
>>169851334 (OP)>not knowing english
>>169854973Shut up nigger!
>>169856216>thinking u know the english when you dont
Sukablyat how to improve my English from A2 to B1?
>>169851334 (OP)>ENGLISH SPEAKERS>uneducated pidorashkasSage, hide. OP - DICK
Hello my name anon what you name?
>>169856463Liquidly farted died
>>169856313>thinking u know the english when you dontCockhole pls
А ну-ка сучечки, объясните мне разницу в произношение:totwotooasass
>>169856278Take the shit from the floor, and put it to your asshole.
>>169856216>2018> do not speak chechen language
This thread is shit because OP is a sick dick. We need create new thread.
>>169856537Nothing difference.
>>1698565371. Хз2. 1)аз 2)ас
>>169856537>2018>uses English pronunciation in real life
>>169856529Repair your detector
>>169856608>Nothing difference.
>>169856659>Repair your detectorIt's "Fix your detector" idiot cockhole
>>169851334 (OP)> showing our english skills ...my assNigga u dumb as fuck get out of here bih don't make me mess up your whole life son im gon rape your whore ass mother and impregnate herbecause im black and give you a lil black brother whose dick gon be bigger than urs when he's 14 already u damn virgin go kys outta my boardEat ass loser
I gonna learn more exotic language. English becomes boring for me.
>>169856537No differenceExcept maybe As has more Z-sound (in some cases), while Ass is always S-ish.
>>169856548haha Уои аге filthy bastard! You a piece of shit! nigger
>>169856752NIGERundayo Smokey!
>>169851334 (OP)>nigga Niigga here is only you.
>>169856313зачем артикль?
>>169856809
Hello, my name is Vitya(it' joke :)). I'm will want find more friends for up my and your english skill. Now, my english on level "mid school in bidlo school" or Elementary. If you want - you will can give me your telegram id.Это всё, что я смог высрать.На самом деле, я бы правда хотел найти собеседника, с которым можно было бы болтать и учиться чему-то новому, так что если хочешь - гоу, я только за.
>>169856809>exotic languageEg
How to spell "th"?
http://www.iatfglobaloversight.org/oem-requirements/customer-specific-requirements/По работе последние два дня переводил специфические требования форда.За сим идите нахуй со своим английским.
>>169856975Turkish
>>169857000It depends
>>169857000Язык чуть высовываешь за зубы и касаешься верхних зубов и дуешь
>>169851334 (OP)Goyim is a goyim. No matter if it is a britshit or irishit or pidorashka.
What I've noticed is that most of /b/tards when offered to say something in English usually start imposting nigga-bitch-swag language, instead of saying something normal.
>>169856935>mid school in bidlo schoolProigral, блядь. А ты неплох, содомит.
>>169851334 (OP)Idi nahui, petuh.
Я- Кокни,А вы- говно.
>>169857169And what?
>>169857118I speak a little tatar language because I love tatar girls and tatarian pussy
>>169856847>>169856548> piece of shitМир говна?
Excuse me, could you say "300"?
>>169857314300
>>169857326иди блять учи язык hyilo!
>>169856935>I'm will>you will canHospode, ti ueban?
>>169857294Давай в вукару, послушаю твой COCKни.
>>169857394Я знаю этот ебаный язык наизусть.
>>169857314And how is it? Do you like it?
PIDORASHKA SPEAKS ENGLISH@LIQUID PERNUV DIES@SOMEONE'S SEMEN VITEKAET IZ OCHKA
>>169857390> 300Suck the Dick of traktorista
>>169857390Your mother loves Jerry
2018 weiß kein Deutsch.Englisch für untermensch!
>>169857458 piece - кусок peace - мир Мудило
>>169851334 (OP)>THREAD FOR ENGLISH SPEAKERSСссссссука, как коряво. Ну, грамматически правильно и все такое, но, блядь, никогда ни один нейтив с чувством языка так не напишет. Калька-калечка. Сразу повеяло студентиком 2 курса, который с сабами смотрит Мистера Робота и невъебенно этим гордится, считая, что это его возвышает, лол.
>>169857545Идиот, я слепой, мне читает экранный диктор!!
IB student with c1-c2 level of english proficiency ask your questions dodiks
>>169857601> > >THREAD FOR ENGLISH SPEAKERSПроцессор из английских динамиков?
>>169857539I learned German language in school, but I remember too little. And I have been learning English recently and I have gab
>>169857699sprichst du deutsch?
>>169857699Have you any matter?
>>169857601БЛЯДЬ ЧАЮ. ПИЗДЕЦ ТЫ ПРАВ.но где твоя сага?
>>169857475YOS! tatar girls are so beautiful but they have bad temper
>>169857601>writes his shit in russian>nags about other's skillsshits himself
А где мои noHяшечки?
HUSTLA CRIPS FUCC EVERYBODY
>>169857888They're have hairy pussies and hairy faces.
>>169858016No, but... hairy hands - yes
>>169857989> EVERYBODYRock your body
How to test my English level online without registration and SMS? I passed EFTEST 50 minutes in B2 level, but I don't believe. I guess I have Beginner A0
>>169858097Hairy pussy-lips too
You heard how your girl very loudly croaks in your toilet. Your actions?
>>169857951
Gg
Ff
>>169858169I'm waking up at the lecture
>>169858164i love that
>>169856537ТуТвуТууДебил чтоле?
>>169858169Really? I don't believe, that girls do a crap
>>169857405Немножко, а что, это видно невооружённым взглядom? Я не понял, ты охуел? (за мат извини)
>>169858176Цветные.
>>169858274 too-too trains
>>169858323They say choo-choo actually. Too-too is our way.
>>169858320But cats see world like this pic.
english motherfucker do you speak it
>>169858571Yes, I do, I speak English very well.
Could you bump this thread?
>>169858571What?
>>169851334 (OP)
>>169855836Hallo, goedemiddag, praat jij engels? Begrijp je me?
>>169858495Ну это они, а я не такой как все ;)
>>169858876U know, vader is "father" in Dutch... That's so deep...
誰が日本語を知ってるか
Is it possible someone non-native reach C1 in English? How to do it? And what after?
>>169859257>誰が日本語を知ってるかЯ узнал один иероглиф.
>>169859084english fucked german in ass and that's the Dutch it is.v pronounces as fg ronounces as hGoeiehacht. :)
>>169859265>what afterWhat's the point of you studing english?
>>169859333:-(
>>169858265And?
>>169859402All learn English and I do.
>>169859471Stado... sryYou live in russia, so learn russian.
>>169859402Me studying English to stole a tractor and leave a shitty rushka, but with ability to contact to local fucking scum
>>169859590I think it's better to know one language at 100%, instead of 50/50 but 2
>>169859590But I don't live in Russia.
>>169859660If you were bilingual, you would know two languages at 100%
>>169859662Living in Ukraine sadly doesn't make any difference
I love to eat my eot's meaty pie and ready books like Donkey Hot by Emmanuel Cunt
>>1698532342teas for this adequate.
>>169859402I WANT LIVE IN USA GREAT COUNTRY IN THE WORLD DOG SAVES MURRICA
Oh, you is Anglii?
I can teach you more than one word.
>>169859903*could
>>169859864U CANNOT COME TO LIVE IN USandA UNLESS YOU ARE DISABLED-NIGGA-GAY-RAPED-BY-CIS-WHITE-NAZI-IN-EARLY-CHILDHOOD
Translate obosralsya, now.
>>169851334 (OP)No one can stop trollfuck yourself
>>169860138Be cool
>>169860138To crap myself, for example
Как выучить английский?
Кто может помочь перевести пикрелейтед на Ангельский?
>>169860541>my baby
>>169851334 (OP)I unironically know better English than Russiant. born of Russian parents in the West
>>169860633Proof
haha! Lose with you tred!
Rolling into this thread,Just learn English not along time.
thou tardn or no? thou trolling or no
>>169860541"Mysenok" - we address to Google. We see that one of the meanings is "sad," that is, something has happened, and this is not a set of random words, but a hidden message. The second meaning "sluggish" shows that procrastination can have sad consequences."Kisenok" - the word "Kis" call the cats to themselves. That is, there is clearly a call to help."Mumusenok" - perhaps they are near the reservoir, or some intruder threatens to do to them (hostages) what Gerasim did to Mumu. Now it is clear why delay is dangerous."Pisyunonok" - here you can see the word "hun" (soon). In English it's "soon". Hence, there is little time left for salvation"Pukenonok" - Puken - quite an ancient surname. This is hardly the name of the victim, it is not needed in this note. So she overheard the name of the attacker! Great job!"Kakashulka" - here we see the word "cash". For sure the attacker will ask for a ransom for the hostages"Poigrulka" - the word "game" here means that the attacker is serious and is not going to play"Zapulka" - there is clearly read the word "fist", that is, Dad. There is an appeal to the child's father"Notebook" - you can see the word "note". The author wants this note to be given to the father of a child who knows this code better and can take action faster"Kasezhka" - here you can see the word "ashe". Close on sounding "ashes" means "ashes" - everything that remains to the father in case of delay"Cessos" - everyone will agree with me that the international signal SOS is encrypted here (save our souls). Hence, they submit an international distress signal through this message, in the hope that people will understand the purpose of this signal"Baby-krupyshek" - in the end, for sure, the hostage location is encrypted. The nearest option is the village of Karapyshi. Now we know where they are kept."Susya sisya sopjanos" - there are too many letters "c". Here, it is not words that are important, but the number of letters. There are 6 letters "c", which means that they are kept in house number 6. True, it is unknown on what street, but the victim herself probably did not knowThus, the decrypted message looks like this:"Everything is bad! Come to the rescue, we are threatened with drowning! The attacker Puken demands a ransom for us, and he does not intend to play in negotiations. Give this note to the child's father, he knows best what to do. Hurry up! SOS! We are in the village of Karapyshi in house number 6. "
>>169860760U r crazy men
>>169860541my museonockmy kittenockmoomooseonockdickonock and pukeonock...короче никак, это 100% лакуна
>>169860738>thouIt's only for God
>>169860861Шо такое лакуна?
>>169860712What do you mean fam, I ain't fucking posting my ID on here. Lemme see if I xave vestern propogandaвот тебе корова нахуй бельгийская
>>169860920лингвистический термин
>>169851334 (OP)4ch sock dick
>>169860969>короваCool
>>169857951Spierdalaj stad kurwa szmata jebana
tfw le gf succ
안녕 게이들아여기 한국말 할 줄 아는 사람이 있니?
http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/758619482 PEREKAT
going even further......altså fins det noen som behersker norsk? fortell om dine opplevelser mens du lærte deg språket. kanskje fikk du reist hele Norden rundt, hvilket nordisk land liker du best da, anon? sammenlign livet i hjemlandet ditt og Skandinavia, tror du ikke det er på tide å forlate dritthullet der du bor?
>>169861146have a belgian ambulance then, nigger
>>169861186я пердоле пшек пани
There are two chairsOne with sharp pricksOne with hard dicksWhich will you welcome with your bumWhich will you offer to your mom?
>>169861301Nie rob tego
>>169861242Как же хочется выучить ещё один алфавит... Но как...
>>169861296U r crazy men
>>169861242Обосрался с этих окончаний. Охуенный гугл транслейт, бро.
>>169851334 (OP)Половина треда пользуется недоинглиш сленгом, в котором скила и не требуется, другая половина IDI NAXUI PIDORAS MAMKU EBAL))
>>169861425yes
>>169861317Fork to the eye or one try in the ass?
>>169857539Проиграл с пидорахи, пытающейся в немецкий.
>>169861607Lokh, pidrsay something in Flamanish
>>169851334 (OP)Gentlemen, I need your help. How to correctly pronounce specimen?
>>169861723sh-p-e-ph-y-myen шпефимьенYou're welcome!
>>169856809>I gonna>English becomes boringI'd stuck with English for some more if I were you.
>>169861723ШпецимэнUse forvo
>>169861801No you
>>169851334 (OP)Sup whitey i come to you board and fuck yoa girll shes holla at me
>>169858016>They're have
>>169861443Lmao smartass, what are you even talking about? I successfully passed the TOPIK 4 last fall and going to go for level 5 this year, trust me, I'm not the one who'll ever need google translate lol.It's your own problem that you know neither anything besides 존댓말 nor 일베 slang). So just stfu.
>>169861801>>169861996"visible confusion"Shpecimen, speshimen, shpi-, spishimen.
>>169861967>>169862120Ну ты и скучный, Мэн.
>>169859463And it seems I've shitted myself.
>>169856923maybe he meant school subject
>>169862154Anon don't listen to these idiots, it's ''Shponkimon'' trust me on this.
>>169861607Wat wilt ge dat ik zeg, man? Ik kan u godverdomme naar de kanker jagen in 4 talen!
>>169862154You can tell anything very speedly and natives could think that you have very good pronunciation
>>169862385Cuka, was meant for: >>169861688
Glory to Ukraine!
Trachen Sie PopenIch mache zu trachenWoHER kommst du?
>>169862561Ich komm von deine Mutti den Arsch xdd
Please give me your money
>>169862561Блять, как же стыдно, что в школе не учил немецкий, вроде даже в речи не так противно звучит, но грамматику в рот ебал. В итоге за 19 лвл низнаю ни английского a1-2 максимум, ни немецкого уровень - hande hoch
>>169862338Shponshimen?
>>169862932yes very good
Срочный вопрос: как написать по анлгийски "чистый android"? В смысле того что чистая система от гугла без оболочки производителя.
bump this thread
>>169863086-untouched -in perfect state ?
>>169863086stock android
>>169863233Да точно, вроде очевидно но не додумался
>>169857601и че блятьзачем стараться писать как носитель, когда можно просто соблюдать правила и не выебываться?
Hello can you post some naked russian women thanks
HYN
XYN
XYU
Fucking hamburgers, go to 4ch
>>169853234> years oldNot yo in 2k18 facepalm
Slava Soedinennym Shtatam Azerbajdzhana
Slava
Kak vy tam, potomkee?
пенис
>>169851334 (OP)>>not knowing english in 2018Как же я проиграл
lads, protip:"believe" needs an object. i dont believe IT etc.
Есть у кого годные уроки по граматике?
GTFO, slav trash
>>169867487i want to believe
анон, что делать, если я люблю заменять слова из рашкованского ленгуича английскими? бай зе вей, писать их латиницей я считаю чизи, поэтому пишу их русской транскрипцией/транслитерацией. я не один такой ретард эт зис плейс?
>>169870368бля, я аж всё прочувствовал>русская озвучка?!>уши режет
>>169870403
fuckyo russian game gta for usa
