this is official english thread, only english speaking elite allowed, ignore bydlo >2017>not knowing english
first bump
Fuck you with your shitty English
>>155669113 (OP)>official english thread>proebivaesh artikl'
>>155669325speak english bydlo
www.krautchan.net/int/
OP is a dick, why I should speak English on Russian imageboard?
>>155669609>Russian imageboarddomain is HongKong, owner iz azerbayzhan
>>155669858Anon is khokhol
>>155669951proxy hohol
>貳蚊拾漆>英吉利辯破家耶貴男
>>155670130did you enter the right place, little rooster?
Blessed this thread with urine.
>>155670257應
Hi ( sorry for my english)
>>155670334yes hello
>>155670572>>155670497oops
>>155669113 (OP)Whats the reason for making such threads? You just wanna be NOTLIKEOTHER, right?
>>155670732> benotlikeother> speak eng
>>155670732>NOTLIKEOTHERthis doesn't translate well, in movie Fight Club the say SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE
>>155670732nope, he is just the same bydlo what he was talking about and he wanna improve his english skill by the way
>>155669113 (OP)Hey guys, what are you doing here?
rate my girlfriend
>>155671118We fuck your mother, brainless dicksucker
>>155671244Count your blessings, FUCKBOI
>>155669113 (OP)London is the kapital of greit britan/
>>155669113 (OP)I want to fuck some boypussy. Am I ok?
>>155671436that's gay
>>155671371 Sorry friend, i don't want to hurt you. I just practice.
>>155671589Practice to do what? Swearing? There's no need to have much brains to swear like friggin redneck.
>>155671589baby dont hurt dont hurt me no more
>>155669113 (OP)>not knowing english Саги быдлану из школы.
Why do I want to sleep so much?
>>155671541Is it OK through?
>>155671729whoa, a wild bydlo appears out of nowhere
>>155671740Cause u jerk ur cawk all the time.
>>155671816>Cause u jerk ur cawk all the timeNope. Last time it was in-woman jerking, last night
HELLO YOU GOD DAMN COMMIE SONS OF BITCHES.AMERICAS GOING TO RIP YOU A NEW ONE AND PUTIN WILL BE THE FIRST ONE TO BE ANALLY THRASHED.GOD DAMN RUSKIE NIGGERS HAVE HAD IT COMING FOR A LONG TIME AND WE'RE GIVING IT TO YOU ON A GOLDEN PLATTER.YEE-HAW!!
>>155671771only if she has cute feminine penis
>>155671740because your rezhim is raspidarasilo
>>155671964>PUTIN WILL BE THE FIRST ONE TO BE ANALLY THRASHEDI'll be waiting, LOL
>>155671896>in-woman jerkinglold, jerking-by-woman would sounds better
>>155672026>raspidarasiloblewn apart, I think>>155672075>jerking-by-womanOK
>>155672026yor inglech skil iz very hai, moi drug.
안녕하세유
Hello petushari
>>155671964
I see fags all over.
>>155672287>all over.>.
>>155672146>blewn apart, I thinkmore like FUBAR
>>155669113 (OP)What's up my anonymous friends. Let me introduce my telegram channel tg.me/telegag1 where I post some pics and stuff in English. That's a way to have your language level increasing while you cathes some lols.
おはよう！今これのトレドは日本語で話すことが出来ます人だよ！お元気ですか？
>>155669113 (OP)Pasta with forchang, we disperse
>>155669113 (OP)ohyenniy tred, ya s radostjy poobshajys s anglobogami. Zadavajte svoi otveti.
>>155671236OOH YEAH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH EBAT` EBAT` RRRRRRRR
>>155672238>petushari
>>155672457O, wy anglichanin?
>>155672174pls be from best korea
>>155672363How the pics help me to increase my level?
>>155669113 (OP)Sup brothers does someone know nice Android app for 4chan.org? Is Daschan allowed to browse it and how to make it do this?inb4 disgusting language I know
>>155672287typical russian
Чё вы пишите пидоры
>>155672363That's not interesting. There's a tons of this stuff on reddit. I'm interested in live converstions as a practice.Also, who ever tried Lingbe? Any underwater rocks?
>>155672500>How the pics help me to increase my level?99lvl max
>>155672486Razymeetsa, moi dorogoi. No vremenno prozjivayu v Rashke.
>>155672500Pretty easy I guess. You browse few pics everyday just not even giving much attention to them, but you read them and increase your language just automatically.pics with English signatures I meant ofc
>>155672609>Чё вы пишите пидорыСам пидор, пиздуй отседа
>>155672584.-...----... - -.-- -...- -- . -. - -...- . -... .- -. -.-- .--- ......
>>155672405lost in voice
>тред на английском >70% анонов копируют из гугл переводчика
>>155672627I'm dvaching you dude... Wherr can I have my live conversations??
>>155672343Didn't get what you meant, but you're a fag.
Prrr, Mossy Montana, Yah, banger, items, items, items!
>>155672627>Any underwater rocks?Dunno, just a question: is it right to write "stones" in that case? Or it should be rocks?
What are you, batmans?
>>155672681>.-...----... - -.-- -...- -- . -. - -...- . -... .- -. -.-- .--- .......--. --- ... .... . .-.. / -. .- .... ..- -.--
>>155672713Shat myself with gravy from atop of your post.
>>155672796>что ты, бэтмены?
>>155672457do you suck cock?
>>155672796Well, this is, generally, a cannon.
>>155672779It's correct to say pitfalls.
>>155672889net, zachem mne sosat petuha?
So, we will post rare synonyms to word "penis" here. I begin: COCK
>>155672740In language school, my friend. This is the easy way to find native speakers who really interested to talk with you because you paid them, ofc
>>155672609none of your business, swine
>>155672985DICK
>>155672942Really thanks, dude.
>>155672363Do you have some porn pictures? I just want to learn the sex-lexicon
>>155669113 (OP)sap bandityui cyka blyat
>>155669113 (OP)Alyo, osetr eto ti?
>>155672985MEMBER
let's discuss navalny
>>155672985BANGER
>>155671771>throughU just went full retard mate.
>>155673117let's fuck your mom
>>155672723where are the proofs
>>155673117Navalny is a gosdep agent
>>155672885бэтмэном раньше называли офицера царской свиты по особым государственным поручениям.но даже так, это не имеет смысла.
>>155672985Schlong, dick, shaft, rod, pole, spear
>>155673221pisyun
>>155673117DEMN
>>155673221Prick
>>155673284Chuj, kokot, curak
>>155673221Benin.
>>155673117more like ANALny, am i right?
>>155673117navalny is the last hope of russia
>>155673161+15 rubles
>>155673325Pecker
>>155673334fallos
>２０１７年>日本語は知りません
Сьебали нахуй отседова, инглиш уровня ват из ю наме
>>155673437Wakarimashita
>>155673060Ehm... No. If you wanna learn porn lexicon you just Google it and look through the special dictionaries. Not follow telegram channels.
>>155673221JOHNSON
>>155672985Johnson, JimmyAnd for Jungle Brothers fans specially: Jimbrowski
>>155673453why u so aggressive
Stoopid /B/tards
>>155673437two nukes weren't enough
>>155673345i want anal sex now how about you helping me?
>>155673496>>155673503Lol, hivemind
>>155672985my peenus, stick, willy
>>155673496'S BABY
>>155673503>JohnsonI first, nigga
>>155673530Are you a girl?
>>155673530are you cute?
>>155673608no
ayy lmao
cyka blyat
>>155673060>>155673487If you want to learn proper sex lexicon, you need to contact ross53545. He will enlighten you on how to properly treat a woman.
rush B
>>155673608>>155673609He is a pidor, you fools
>>155673557Wow, are you black? Transmitting live from KFC?
>>155673626ok, then I'm ready
>>155673650>cyka blyatRussian is so retarded, isn't it?
>>155673545Wiener
Извиняюсь вери мач, аноны, но спрошу на русском. Как увеличить словарный запас? Записывать незнакомые слова и писать их определения, потом зубрить - долго пиздец. Я уже заебался так учить. Как вокабуларнуться?
>>155673681>Wow, are you black?NO U
>>155673688blyat cyka
>>155673626faggot answer
>>155671973with cute balls :3
>>155673706Just, without any behind thought, take and do it.
>>155673152What do u mean?
>>155673706watch anime on inglech
anuuuu cheeki breeki
>>155672985DONG, DONGER, WANG
>>155673706>аписывать незнакомые слова и писать их определения, потом зубрить - долго пиздецDon't try to memorize verbal forms of meanings, imagine whole picture of word - use ur fucking imagination!
>>155673823Is it ok through what? Through his boipucci?
>>155673764sodomite
>>155673761AHAHAHAHAAHA you are good joker lets fuck???????????????????
RITARDED RITARDED EAHAHHHADHHHHAHEHWHEHAHHAWHEHA REEETAAAAAAAARDEEEEEEEED YEA I CALLED SOMEONE RETARDED MY MOM'S GONNA PROUD OF ME
>>155673764>behind thought"Back thought", maybe?
O, vi iz Anglii? Hui vam na vorotnik, ebanij anglosaksi.
Привет, пасаны, кагдила
>>155671236shit, my waifu best.
>>155673994>>155674057BYDLO OUT
>>155673895What is other word what look like that?
hello friends i ' m new boy here
>>155674169though, tho'
>>155674146Net, sosi huj, kargokuľtist.
>>155674140Is she soap?
>>155673706Sorry, this post contains words from spam list, so you may look at the attached screenshot.WHAT'S THE WORD FROM SPAM LIST YOU CRAZY BANANA EATER
>>155674246show us your boypussy
>>155673965Oh, yeah, you are right. Back thought, it is.Now I'll go to toilet and shit out of my back hole.
>int thread>this oppost>these ingleesh animals>these weebs>these monolingual fagsNice board, anon
>>155674311you mean dick?
>>155669113 (OP)>opening post>shits his pants at the beginning with grammarOh u, mommy's englishboy
>>155674247sasibo
>>155674246If you want to join the club, you have to suck my dick
>>155674283Eromanga-sensei
>>155674358ur butt
>>155673221oh! I got it now! what exactly he wanted to found!>Hitler and the spear of fate.
>>155673721That's the only thing you can say?W E A K
>>155674259>kargokuľtist.nice buzzword, bydlo
>>155674438>>155674410I ' m straight
>>155674474I'm too
>>155674335take it or leave it, you gigantic turd
>>155674515you ' re straight and I ' m straight.so , let ' s fuck
Rate my ex, I lost my virginity with it.
>>155674515>I'm too
>>155674616you're true or lie(тебе честно или соврать?)
>>155674556takes it anywaysnohomoSooooo, yall from moscow or theres more to russia?
>>155670130nihao ma
>>155674651I am true.
>>155674440Kinda reminds me of
>>155674623you're a big guy
>>155674651ля, поправьте кто-нибудь, чтоб знал в дальнейшем
>>155674708gay*
>>155674616Rate IT/10
Хуита ваш энглишThat bitch want problems I'll grab his fuckin' face put that in the dirt
>>155673437ジャパニーズが必要無い 片假名でスピーク爲よ
>>1556747672/10
>>155674616>with it
>>155674716You want the truth?You want me to speak frankly?Честно говоря, ебанутая фраза даже на русском, нахуй вообще это "или нет" на конце?
>>155674806ohae gazaimaz dom origato hiroshiu
>>155673093OOO I MEMBER!
>>155674462>W E A KI'm white nigga from mother-Russia, are you satisfied?
>>155674829>или нетПравила отрицания вопросов почитай.You fucking dumbass, aren't you?I fucked your mom, didn't i?А проще всего написатьShould i lie or not?
>>155674879White nigga? That's new. Can you explain?In my opinion you just listened too much rap music
I'm not sleepy now, thank you, /b.
>>155675006>dombassопять украина
>>155675035>too much rap musicI'm nigga in cultural sense, you know
>>155675006Бля, это те же вопросительные предложения, только с другим порядком построения. Я про ебанутую структуру в целом, даже на русском. Ответ автоматически предусматривается либо положительным либо отрицательным. Но насчет последнего (should i..) согласен
>>155674841Ochіnсhіngаdаіsukіnаndаyo
>>155675378Пиздариque, слово из спам листа. Пропустило только когда все а на русские поменял.
y'all suck but I don't
>>155675499>suck sick my duck
>>155675232No, please tell me more about this cultural phenomenon.
>>155675499Really? Give us the proves that you don't have a dick into your mouth
>>155674316>shit out of my back holeDon't forget to clean your sweet hole, hunny ^-^
>>155675499>pook
>>155674316Shit, that was hilarious. Thank you, you've made my day.
>>155675859thats hilarious klimpton
>>155675620>tell me more about this cultural phenomenonOne picture is more than thousands words
Hey guys, it's my first time here
>>155676255You have to suck my dick too
>>155669113 (OP)bydlish thread
>>155673706Watch TV series w/ English subtitles.
>>155676347suck my english
>>155675656Look. It's empty
>>155676043Average russian party, where friends drink together before one of them serves his duty at the military. Or after. Anyway, nothing special. Maybe you are my neighbor.
>>155676495wanna dick?
>2017>Nihongo shaberimasen>Call yourself an elite
>>155676380>bydlishthis is not an english word im afraid
>>155676569No, unfortunately i got mine.
>>155676472uh, wait a minute. That's not you. 2D girls are not real
>>155676590very english
>>155676472no, he means give him link to Russia Today
>>155676472unzips penisdont move
I can tell you some shocking truth about the Russian government and FSB. Alexander Litvinenko
>>155676630>girls are not realProve it cocksucker
>>155676719go ahead
>>155676582weeb is not human
>>155676719>shocking truthWe don't believe betrayers, go to hell! Wait... OH SHI
>>155676741I don't have such girl, because of that they don't exist
Well, i wish you good nightBut first shit into your bedand make it burst.Sleep soundly, my loveInto your mouth yourarse you'll shove.
Nice thread, but OP is a dick anyway.
>>155676892>arse you'll shoveThanks for reminder, my arse is REALLY hairy
>>155676876Actually, I didn't have any girl...
>>155677005>OP is a dickOP's last name - JOHNSON
>>155676876If you ain't have a 2d gf it doesn't mean that they don't exist. It means you're a cocksucker
How to stop missing an articles?
Нет чтобы указывать на ошибки других и объяснять в чем прикол, но нет же ебаные школьники с двача будут "тралить быдло" у которых уровень ангельского через три колена.Not knowing englishNOTLIKEOTHERчто творят содомиты
>>155677051What happend with your mother?
>>155677102>How to stop missing an articles?I like beer
>>>155677051>155676892
>>155677216lol, get shit with layout.
>>155677149Is it really must be explained? LOL
I want to cum on cock...
>>155677058I was laughing too hard.
>>155677374Then cum to OP.
а пi украинськi можна?
>>155677101You're just too weak to agree that I'm right
>>155677374>>155677380>>155677454че вы несете блять пидоры ебучие I REGRET MAKING THIS THREAD OP
>>155677538fuck off hohol
>>155677660Cmon, fake Johnson, don't be so angry.
>>155677660Dont' cry, it makes my penis harder
>>155677538С чого вы як замовляiте? Пиздуйте блять>>155677633No. You're such pathetic as you can't argue with me. It proves you're cocksucker and 2D chiks are real
Vladimir Putin is a good guyPolitician, leader and fighterOur president raised the countryPutin did not betray Russia
>>155677753why doesnt galachka work?
>>155677850
hi guys.how learn myself to your english skill level?
>>155677812you're a good boy, get yourself some snacks
>>155677888Just do it, without back thought
Пидарасы блять!
тепер тут спілкуємося українською мовою
>>155677990Ops! I'm sry.Pidarasy blyat
>>155677888If you wanna so you can visit some english speakers country. Like USA, UK or some parts of Europe
>>155677959ебал твой бэк без смазки
>>155677990pidoraha detected itt, take it off
>>155677812post the webm bitch
>>155678052>srywhat are you shitting in?
>>155677763But how will you explain that I've never seen them?
>>155678066wat he gonna do there without any language knowledge? even not talking about speech skills
>>155677888The level in this thread is low.>>155678040Urinated on you.
>>155674140Your waifu is shit
>>155678066or sankt petersburg , we know english almost good as russian
>>155677724>hohol Borderland scum.
>>155678181>The level in this thread is lowThen go out
>>155678133top kek nigga
>>155676892it looks like another song from Bullet for my valentine
Go fuck yourself
>>155678244No.
>>155678199>>155678285
>>155678181so wat are u doin here?
Am I late?
>>155677888peezdos.my english is so bad that i could not imagine.
pizdec, pipl in this ITT thread know english worse than Alextime
>>155677888>how learn myself to your english skill level?Start to play some MMO in foreign faction. U will learn english for 5-6 months without any boring.
>>155678162Just hear english speech though. If he's gonna survive in english speaking country he'll must understand the language.>>155678159You're blind probably? If you had never see 2D girls it doesn't mean they are no exist.
>>155678372No, bro. Frequency of offences and swearing ITT is stable from begining to now on. Make yourself comfortable and join in.
>>155678303No, you
>this is official english thread, only english speaking elite allowed, ignore bydlo Iam wait you
>>155678421it's like learning japanese by watching anime.no way.
>>155678421By that way he can learn only foul slang especially if it will be shit like Dota or LoL, nothing more
Ебать, как же ты обосрался с оппостом, неграмотное хуйло.
>>155678410Well at least some angry mexicans didn't stabbed us to death, heh.
>>155678682i pee-peed on you
>>155678547In this case get the fuck out of my 4ch
>>155678421your favorite game is better. Becouse you know all spiches in this game.
>>155678770Two teas for this intelligent dude!
>>155678763Is ti yours?
>>155678770>spiches
>>155677888I advice you to watch films/serials with eng subtitles. Just start it and u would want more of it further
>>155678835Dont confuse your mother and me, scum
rate my gf
>>155678912Ugly, but hot
>>155678846Speeches, it was a my mistake
>>155678912Why did you posted here your own photo?
>>155669113 (OP)How is right - I didnt hearded you+?
>>155678971Topkek
>>155678971because i can
4чан выкупил домен абуча?
>>155679009lmao, well done bro
Fuk yeah, man!
>>155679014>4чан выкупил домен абуча?someone translate please
>>155678912>>155679046btw your face looks like stuff that im leaved in toilet this morning.
>>155679102its mean > pokh pokh pokh
>>155679102idk, something about Putin maybe.
>>155677660Open ur cute mouth wide, boi :3
>>155679115bit rude tbh
>>155678661Of course you need grammatic lessons along with it but it should be enough>it's like learning japaneseit`s different, japanese use symbols, do not go there, debil cyka ebaniy, it will devour you
>>155679195are we being followed by the KGB?
>>155678912Pretty man.
>>155679102Probably something dirty about your mom
我ガ意中ノ女ヲ鑑定爲ロ
>>155679115https://youtu.be/HcGYElbP5BQ?t=60
>>155679301From the day you were born, cyka blyat.
Дебилы
>>155679250>2ch>rudeu serious?
>>155678662If u regularly talk with guys on english, u talk not only about game.
>>155679372like guardian angel? i never had friends but now i feel like i have
>>155678133Sry >> sorry
НУ ПРЕВЕД ПЕНДОСЫ! КАК ТА М РАСЕЮШКУ БОИТИСЬ????????
All I see here is a bunch of self-taught retards constantly making moronic mistakes and thinking that they sound "hip" with slang words littering their puny sentences. I work as an editor and I have to deal with this shit every day. Fuck you.
>>155679014>>155679388one Putin's spy more, take it off from me
>>155669113 (OP)THREAD CREATED@BUGURTS NOT POSTED
>>155679492No, second one seems like Lavrov
>>155679491Aaaaaand?
>>155669113 (OP)Заходит американец на двач, а там, русские английский язык учат. это анекдот такой
A chopper just flew over my house. It's probably Putin cracking down on Navalny's supporters.
>>155679562You sicken me.
>>155679491>they sound "hip" with slang words>with slang words>withLUL
>>155679570Translate this pidoraha's shit please, i want to know, what putin's agents're writing here.
>>155679570БРАТАН ТЫ ТОЖЕ РУСКИ И. ДАЙ ЛАПУ ПАЖМУ БРАТЕЛЛА
>>155679491Pee on you.
>>155679488we love usa , land of the free, home of the brave
>>155679627As always. Editors must suffer.
>>155679491Go die somewhere in a ditch, sad pretentious fuck.
>>155679263>devour what does this word mean?sorry i am so pryanik
>>155679491this is a bully free zone
>>155679633Translated your dog's cheek.
>>155679633I think it's something about the " Kuzkina mat' "
>>155679344gtfo munyasha.
Why russian bydlo knows english better, than autists on 4chan? It's strange, really.
>>155679707This word means action that you do with pryanik.
>>155679492nothey expect one of us in the wreckage, brother
>>155679673ШО ТЫ ТА М БАЛАЛАКАЕШ. Я ВРАЗУМИТИ НЭ МОГУ
>>155679765>russian bydlo knows english better, than autists on 4chanI don't think so
>>155679768so coitus?
>>155679735No-no-no. I think, he was talking about new russian vodka with matreshka on the bottle.
>>155679515>BUGURTS butthurts
>>155679826close enough, pryanik-lover
>>155679824Who cares, what u think, u autist from 4chan!
>>155679863I came from lurkmore, not 4chan
>>155679909>lurkmoreeww, what is this, 2009?
Poshel nachui pidor!
>>155669113 (OP)fok u
>>155679840with "bear effect"
>>155679972Later my friend
хуй
>>155669113 (OP)Ya znau inglish
>>155679765Brown people in general don't speak all that good english. Let alone those who are 12 to 14 years old and brown.
>>155669113 (OP)>>not knowing english
I don't know English yet. Go to nahuy, please.
chto tyt proisxodit bladg
lads, seems like bydlo is overwhelming us, it was a pleasure shitposting beside you
>>155679765>2ch 15 years old auditory>that learns Smart England-style language in schoolany questions?
>>155669113 (OP)get the hell outta here, you british twat
>>155680166>Brown people in general don't speak all that good english.Nah. That's a stereotype. I kinda like californian accent.
>>155680183nothing wrong in that
>>155680146no. ty do not.
>>155680282>nothing wrong in that>in that
>>155669113 (OP)russian are animals
>>155680191haruka is the worst girl in aniworld.
>>155669113 (OP)>>Use bydlo instead of cattle.
>>155669609"Should I" not "I should", you idiot
>>155680320pls stop
>>155680333>use cattle instead of chavs
>>155669113 (OP)My name is Valera i live in USA I am 54 years old i am old borov.
мамкины аутисты англельский бы хоть подтянули что ле. Шейм он ю, коксакеры.
>>155680282>in thatLmao
>>155680183>>155679488>>155674806Anyone know name of this meme? Why it's so forced by schoolars?
Fuck, My English is a shit.Because I am a bydlo. Lazy bydlo.
>>155669113 (OP)>bydlo >not knowing englishlol
>>155680321all humans are animals. except niggers. niggers are tanned watermlons.
>>155680326> worst girlYepa yep, lik your mother huh/////
>>155680361dumb britshariah
>>155671236whore
>>155680386it is YOBA
>>155680352Why? piss os so ez you now.
>>155680361>>use your knowledge instead of Google translator.
6 years on 4chan anon ITTAMA
>>155680434drives off in his grey Range Rover
english for ebani faggots, true boys speak rossia
>>155680467Worst name for such dumb mem. Sounds like MOBA.
>>155680419my mother is anigirl at least.but your is not.so sosay lalka
>>155680485still no gf?
>>155680525>memu obosralsya my friend
>>155680550still no life
>>155680478>memearrows
>>155680571mom?
>>155680478>use PROMT instead of Google Translator
>>155680516>chmo ebanoeahaha source pls
>>155680550>implying I'm trying to get one
>>155680577we're all gonna make it brono
i like memes n shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiet
>>155680577why you're still alive?
>>155680646devilish
>>155680611sych? go to the kitchen, the borschik is almost ready!
>>155669113 (OP)>bydlo >2017>not knowing englishENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?fucking retard
>>155680485Which boards do you frequent?
tell me fresh english memes
i have a boner right fukin now friends. what should i actually do?
>>155671589Well you should practice with native speakers, not with Russian speaking anons and their half-assed English though.
>>155680721bringing up this question
>>155680713>fucking retardactually thiscancer trid
>>155680714/mlp/ /lgbt/ /s4s/
>>155680713>ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?>420 posts skippedNO, motherfucker, we are roasting beef here.
>>155680534> anigirlIs it a anime girl? right?Then go her naked body.
>>155680791>420 posts>3 percent of fluent engleshwow
>>155680778Awesome, you can quietly kill your self.
>>155680721fresh pee in your mouth
>>155680791>420dude...
>>155680754>practice with native speakersNot always a viable option.
Now we will try to translate a russian idoms or mems on english. Lets go!
>>155680673For the same reason as rest of us are still alive and on imageboards. To watch the world burn.
>>155680714/a/, /sp/, /jp/, /vg/
>>155680910i'l start. PEKA
>>155680852You're not helping.
>>155671236Mmmm..... i would like leep her black pusy mmmm sexy girl LIKE REFUGES
>>155680986Should i?
>there are roasties ITT right now
>>155680961PECO. EZ
>>155680957>>155680883 still applies
>>155680836my mom in bed
>>155669113 (OP)Учил английский 10+ лет, только потом осознал всю ущербность этого языка для узколобого быдла. Единым мировым языком должен стать русский, иначе никак.
>>155680998What's more important, you can't.
>>155681025calm down pepe, roasties are out fucking alphas, youre safe here
I were in murraca on the work n travel programm. Give me your qustions.
>>155680928I wanna burn too. Like Danko from fairy tale
>>155680852We are understand each other. Practice is the key to polish our skills, but some dumb fucks brings here nothing but hate pretending that they knows english better than everyone, while at the same time they unable to continue simple conversations.
>>155681064too fat, try thinner
>>155680904How come? There's whole wide internet, penpals, imageboards, gay kik groups, plenty options to practice at least writing and understanding. A bit tougher with speaking though.
>>155681050t. /pol/ kiddie
threda is now germanschreibt deutsch ihr arschficker
>>155681093did you get your benis wet?
>>155681126>Practice is the key to polish our skillswitch another dumb asses? ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lmao
>>155681224ofc
>>155681093are you suck dicks?
>>155681176hitler kaput! schnitzel! rammstein!
>>155681272only bochka
>>155680736Fap to trap porn
England is my cityEks dee
>>155669113 (OP)>bydlo>english threadpossal na tebya, anglichanin mamkin
>>155681307Du sprichst aber gut!
>>155680791go and suck your father's dick, asshole
>>155681176today is aniversary of start of barbarossa, this is not a coincidence !
>>155681272>are*do ofc
>>155681326thnx dvosh
>that one guy who claims he """""knows"""" english because he can watch western live action series with subs
>>155681237Any practice is good. If you prefer native speakers - go for it, we're not holding you here.
>>155681350da!
>>155681423>we're not holding you here.rude
>>155680773get lost, fag
>>155681462As is
>>155681428Das heißt immer noch jawohl, wegtreten!
>>155681519cyka da!
>>155681025Am I correct in assuming that with a roastie you mean a haji or nigger?>>155681153Oddly enough, gaming groups that communicate in english can help with that.
>>155681519heil hitler
>>155681519>ßStop posting this niggers letters
>>155681423I'm just saying that nobody should memorize grammatically incorrect sentences which is a given when you talk to people who don't talk the language fluently.
>>155681552>roastieit means брухля
Rashan bydlo suck dick
>>155669113 (OP)>englishNiggerish, you mean
>>155681586>nicht die deutsche Sprache kennen>es als Neger-Buchstaben bezichtigen
>>155681628It's used more frequently as сельдь
>>155681552No, "roastie" is the way anons on /r9k/ refer to any 3D woman.
>>155681669>still speak ziga
>>155681623That`s how language works. Enjoy this shit in dictionaries in a few years.
>somewhere in pararallel universe>4ch>А теперь давайте поговрим по русски!>О да, давайте, я хорошо знаю русский, так давайте поговорим на нем!>Ты почему так говорить? Настоящие русские так не говорят>CYKA BLAT)))
>>155681658>Rashan are you oxyel tam?
>>155681623That kind of behavior is a lot harder to correct than learning the correct way from the get-go.
>>155681701In this ITT threadj i will sing a songs. At least, i'll try.Jr maybe poetry? Who knows english poetry?
>>155669113 (OP)I think chto you prosto trying vyebyvatsya.
>>155681811>prosto trying vyebyvatsya.so close to truth
>>155681054Oh nice? dude! She is so hot o/
>>155681731I understand that. But I doubt that ARE YOU SUCK DICK will ever be a norm.
>>155681767Americunts always can practise our powerful language in CS GO
>>155681623You can't really expect people on the internet to use grammatically correct english, even fluent native speakers.
>>155669457>official english thread>loosing articles
>>155681623Agree, but in Russia i'ts impossible to learn proper english grammar, there is no use for this language. You need to live in US or UK, where you are surrounded by native speakers to learn something.
>>155681867>ARE YOU SUCK DICK will ever be a norm.i fuck your mama
>>155681869Or dota. Thank god Overwatch and LoL are still relatively unpopular here.
>>155681870I just hope for something acceptable. I guess that's just my linguistic education talking in me.
РЕБЯТ, ПОМОГИТЕ ПЕРЕВЕСТИ НА АНГЛИЙСКИЙ, ПОЖАЛУЙСТАРазделение мира на безопасные и опасные зоны осталось в прошлом - атмосфера в разных локациях больше не поражает своими контрастами. Последний раз подобное разделение я почувствовал в Ведьмаке 2, во Флотзаме - уж очень сильным был контраст между маленьким городком и огромным древним лесом за высокими стенами, от которого Флотзам денно и нощно охраняли десятки воинов. Но в Ведьмаке 3 таких контарстов нет - даже эндриаги из обитателей реликтового леса превратились в некое подобие волков, которых можно встретить под каждым кустом.
>>155681898>loosing
>>155681975thats my ding dong talking in you)))
>>155672985BENIS :---DDDD
I have 2 chairs, /b. Which chair for your mom and for yourself?
>>155681867Denial – The first reaction is denial. In this stage individuals believe the diagnosis is somehow mistaken, and cling to a false, preferable reality.
>>155669951Cockhole you mean
>>155681993Поділ світу на безпечні та небезпечні зони залишилося в минулому - атмосфера в різних локаціях більше не вражає своїми контрастами. Останній раз подібний розподіл я відчув в Відьмак 2, у Флотзаме - вже дуже сильним був контраст між маленьким містечком і величезним древнім лісом за високими стінами, від якого Флотзам денно і нощно охороняли десятки воїнів. Але в Відьмак 3 таких контарсти немає - навіть ендріагі з мешканців реліктового лісу перетворилися в щось на кшталт вовків, яких можна зустріти під кожним кущем.
>>155672985
>>155681993The division of the world into safe and dangerous zones has remained in the past - the atmosphere in different locations no longer amazes with its contrasts. The last time I felt this division in the Witcher 2, in Flotzam - the contrast between a small town and a huge ancient forest behind high walls, from which Flotzam was guarded day and night by dozens of soldiers, was very strong. But in the Witcher 3 there are no such kontarsts - even the endriogi from the inhabitants of the relic forest turned into a kind of wolves, which can be found under each bush.
>>155672985Willy
I'am playing Kiska Adventures, I luv Eng!
>>155681807You asked for this, noone to blameSpaying the confessorWhose caresses she'd knownAs whipcord in th House of DogHer cold cunt meat on holy bone
>>155672985Obama
do overcat
>>155682115Дякую, няшка. А можно на английском?
Hey MOLEesters, howstgoin'?
>>155673401dvachuy
>>155682258安全と危険区域のための世界の部門は、過去に残っていない - 異なる場所の雰囲気は、もはやそのコントラストが印象的です。前回は、私がFlotzameで、ウィッチャー2に、このような分裂を感じた - それはFlotzamの昼と夜は兵士数十人を守っているから、高い壁、背後にある小さな町と巨大な古代の森の間に非常に強いコントラストでした。しかしないkontarstovのウィッチャー3に - でもendriagi遺物森の住人のすべての茂みの下に見つけることができますオオカミのいくつかの種類、になっています。
>>155682325Such anime
meanwhile on 4ch amurican posters try to understand slavic soulhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnTW6fZz-1E
>>155682325Это не английский, увы.
>>155682317mole on the back seatmole on the front seat
>>155682317>howstgoin'?not much
>>155673706A N K INKI
>>155681701Why would those normies do that? 3D is 3DPD and that's that.>>155681628>>155681696I don't speak russian though. Image-searches show up cats and herring. I suspect that it has something to do with cunts or women.>>155682014If my mother had been good for something, she would have gotten the chair that didn't have spikes on it.
>>155682361>first world problemsAdorable
>>155682317What is MOLEesters? I cat assume that you trying to mock 2chs' "кротаны"
>>155681939I disagree. It depends on your teachers as well as your own efforts. Besides, the Internet makes it possible to practice all you want. I've never been to any English-speaking country and I still managed to get on the level where I can make a living off my knowledge.
>>155682494YOU ARE CAT?
>>155682504u no nuthin
>>155682557
some funny english shiet 4 uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbUMVq4pY94
>>155682504High five bro
>>155682557I give you nofn Jhonny!NOFN DONT EVEN TRY YOU CUNLICKER SHIT OF ASS!
>>155682659syka blyat huli tut tak slozhno?
>>155682624For me personally funniest thing on youtube in english is SoivetVomble channel? those guys awesome
>>155682566The reality shows otherwise. It's near impossible to find a person at least as good as myself. There are 8 people in my company claiming to speak English perfectly and they are using it in their work. Yet, their written sentences are pathetic. I have to check and fix shit after everyone, but one guy who is pretty good.
>>155682730AND YOU ENEN DONT STARTED PROGRAMMING IN HASKELL YET
>>155682769>but one guy who is pretty goodno u
>>155669113 (OP)¡Coma mierda, basura Inglés!
>>155682836butt of that guy is bredy god, you misunderstood those anon
>>155682744dunnodon't like let's playshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfeervqhY9Y
>>155682836What's with that reaction? Did that sound like some kind of reproach?
HAVE YOU TUTURU TODAY?
>>155681811So what?
>>155682769You gotta be fun at parties.
>>155682775>PROGRAMMING IN HASKELLYES I DO
>>155682504Well, maybe it's work for you, when your work is strictly connected with English.
>>155682171Nice joke on youtubet
MAYBE OP-DICK DO SOME PEREKAT?
>>155682916the fuck is this? some sort of shit amime meme?
>>155683018ANIMEMEMEMEMEMEM
>>155682769Not everyone is on your level though, for them it's a good place to start
>>155683010>PEREKAT?no one need this. Just rest in peperoni dude.
>>155683046animeme jajaja
>>155683010OP is always a faggot.
>>155682958NONON DONT START THATH SHIT
>>155683115A very flamboyant one.
>>155682916U completley tutturue'd, as a see
>>155683077blyatI'll bore to yous anons
>>155683236me too, me too...
>>155683203yes I have to tuturu in all threads
reddit > youtube comments > 4chan
>>155683287> dvach
>>155683338blyat
Today i completly forgot to praise my lovely Goddess of intellect and powerful mind, dear GEINUS, a coldes fairy of Ice, who evercool blood running in my veins!HAIL TO CIRNO
>>155683287dvoshi > 4chan > youtube comments > vk > toaster > shit > pikabu
>>155683287kys
>>155683280U creepy
>>155683338reddit > youtube comments > 4chan > gothic 4 > dvach
>>155683280>wherever I go I must also rape.jpg
AFTER WATCHIN FEW COURSES ON TREEHOUSE A HAVE GET MY FIRST JOB AS FRONTEND DEVELOPERNEVER FUCKING BUY THIS HORSESHIT
>>155683405u tooWHY DO YOU NOT TUTURU WITH ME, FUCKIN RETARD?
>>155683374NIGHT IS VERY YOUNG MY BROTHER
>>155683575Tuttutuing is like a candy. U can stole it from a child, but u cant use it, because child already used it. With mouth.
what "wholesome" means in regard of memes?
>>155683537Isn't front-end development relatively easy most of the time? And besides, couldn't you have pirated lynda.com courses, or just play around with some AMP or some other stack and learn through that?
>>155683765благотворныйТРАНСЛИТЕРАЦИЯblagotvornyyПРИЛАГАТЕЛЬНЫЕполезныйuseful, utility, helpfulздоровыйhealthy, wholesome, soundблаготворныйbeneficial, salutary, beneficentздравыйrobust, sound, sensibleздравомыслящийsane, sensible, soberпышущий здоровьемwholesomeбезопасныйsafe, secure, sur
>>155683880>пышущий здоровьемhealthy memes best memes, gotcha
>>155683848I really hate front end because of many reasons, and first one - it's just not my thing. I try it a bit. Ended up with python to get first job, maybe later i cat do frontend too
>>155683985Lol those psd's. When a tryed to open photoshop, sublimetext, and browser, my netbook dying
AMORECIHA
>>155684603Failed to type REICH.
Stupid american assholes
trough the whirl of daylight faunaof society of courtElizabeth badazzled, her presence sough applause
>>155686471tough her torchlight shadowthrown upon dump cellar wallsgreeted nothing but despair from slavesher nights enthrolled
umny dokhuya? idi nahui pidar
