>Primary school
>Early 2000, shit was real :D (inb4 -94 gopnik)
>We had mentally challenged retards in same school age 15-19
>Retards did build snow castle, which they fortified every recess
>We thought how retards were able to build something so elegant
>Year older students weren't happy about retards building snow castle
>We decided to form a resistance to finish retards
>La resistance lives on fcking hell!
>Our name was "Hell Devils"
>Hell devils first secret meeting was held next to our school in a woods next to tree and a place where grows a lot of nettles during summer
>Our meeting was a success every 5th year studendt came and 3 other kids also
>Our plan was simple, just attack them and let them know, there is new kings in town, us the Hell Devils
>Recess time!
>We rush from the woods with sticks and snow(stone)balls
>Retards don't realize what the fuck is happening
>After they realize, sky falls down
>Tall retards start to run towards us drooling and screaming
>At this moment we have to spread and fall back
>Glad these reatrds weren't nimble and were unable to run like normal kids
>We all got away and were able to make a hole in their castle, this round was ours!
>Word of Hell Devils spreads like a plague
>Next day, we had a new secret meeting recruiting new soldiers and trying to become more organized
>We have 3 times the soldier we had yesterday
>We got the shittiest jobs because we were youngest
>We were "young pioneers"
>Our job was to dig holes close to enemy lines and invade the castle through holes which were made by 4th class students and destroy the castle from inside
>5-6 classes were our leaders and their job was to throw stones at the retards and give us orders
>Our jobs was the most dangerous, there were rumours if these retards caught you they would kiss your dick and suck it, and their kisses would turn you retard also
>Second attacks was planned on tomorrow
>It's time
>Before our planned attack we, Hell Devils had our final meeting and we did our oaths
>So sure of our victory
>Big surprise, retards had their own plans, they got more retard soldiers on their side and they also had sticks and snowballs
>We won't back down now
>Wall breakers made a big hole to their castle
>Us pioneers rushed in, but we had to back down because they were alot bigger than we were
>Biggest retards caught two kids
>I can't help them, i must flee
>Us Hell Devils had to fall back and hide in woods
>Different stories of the attack were told, about what those retards did to these two kids who were caught, we treated them like war heroes
>Hells Devils 3rd secret meeting
>Gopnik bad boys from our school wanted to join our resistance
>We were so happy, they were legendary gopniks they were so badass!
>No we organized even better three divisions
>5-6 class elitekorps
>1-4 class foreign legion
>gopnik-elitesquad
>Next attack will be done this tomorrow, we will attack them from three different directions and crush their snowcastle
>Everyone is taking positions
>Attack!
>Fuck! Teachers are coming to stop our attack!
>Retards told teacher we were trying to destroy their castle
>We all had to stay 2 extra hours in school
>Next day
>"we will have a outdoor hour"
>We decided to walk next to the retards class room, they saw us we started to run towards their snowcastle
>13-year old, never had so much fun in my life, 20 retards were staring us through the windows all drooling and screaming when we were breaking their castle
>We were Hell Devils