How about English tread?! Talking about life, hobbies, neighbors, something like that. Complaints is allowed.
Bring up my shit!
>Complaints is allowedYou is a fag.
>>149724999 (OP)Oh i vaited four his tred a lote of taim, uoy now? My englesh is no verit gud et al bot i well tru tu chat wiv yo
>>149725111Its just your opinion, man.
>>149725176My God, whats wrong whith your mouth?
Poshel naxyi, slishkom tolsto
Lift me up
I'm not very clever. I watch chinese cartoons and I want to suck my own dick. And I'm a programmer with salary about 300k/s.
>>149725111lolwut
Hey Faggots,My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Призываю анона переводчика в тред
>>149724999 (OP)I don't like the idea of gaining irrelevant experience through communication with grammatically wrong Engrish.Find some natives maybe?
>>149724999 (OP)Hi! Im from Ukraine.I know Eanglish words. Im at work right now. Its boring here so i diceded to read Dvach. I think that my Eanglish is good so i am abel to go to USA and get work of cleaning toilets there. You agree?
Im never had a sister. What is like to have sister? Does she hate you or something?
>>149725456Go fuck yourself, faggot.
>>149725551Yeah, clean that shit, do it.
Unate Station of capital the Grate Britan
>>149725734Kak ya vilkoy to chistit' budu?
>>149725779Use the spoon, Luke!
>>149725779To the anal
There's /int/ for this shit, this guy is hopeless, better do something quick BTW, where are the Japanese shaman girls, Lintahlo?
>>149725531What is favorite chineese cartoon?
>>149725964> What is your favorite chineese cartoon?Fix
op is dick
>>149725734I think is not bad for lazy ukrainian scum.Also, how do you think, would I get a hot american GF in USA, if i will work toilet-cleaner?
>>149725964BakemoHellsing.
так ебать
слушаем сюда нахуй
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that?
все пошли нахуй отседова, теперь это мой тредю
>>149726168Bull Hitachi Richard
>>149725619When you think about guy who's gonna fuck her, you feel disgusted, that aside, if relationship between you two is good, it's a good thing, maybe.
>>149726168straight up man, right away, I feel ya
>>149726049I hope its realy, why not? But if you are ugly kid nothing gonna change.
>>149726224speak proper English u scum
>>149724999 (OP)Lets talk about PUTYA
>>149724999 (OP)I've never seen such disgusting English skills on all of the 2ch. OP, you are the worst, go fuck yourself and never write in English again.SAGE
>>149726273fuck you smart ass
>>149726319eat me
OP – cock.
>>149726196More about it, plz. For exemple, what does she thinking about girl I fucked?
>>149726285When russkies people cut off his fucking balls then will be allright
Hi everyone. I just wanted to say that learning english without a practice IRL with native speakers is time wasting bullshit.
>>149726472I learnt 10k words watching youtube.
>>149726472and you clearly did not have it
>>149726472For that reason this thread was created, doesn`t?
Fuck the 5.SA 4life
>>149726073Did you watch the "Gungrave"? There is the story about friendship and betreyal!
I'll have two number nine's, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, two number forty fives, one with cheese, and a large soda
>>149724999 (OP)Лол, вот это общение, на уровне американского четвероклассника
>>149726526I have. That's the thing. And I understood that when I came to USA few years ago.
>>149726557>native speakers
>>149726607> SAThe same sity
>>149726459I never had a sister nor the girl I fucked, so I dunno, but I think from their perspective it's not so disgusting, that jealousy sisters exist only in anime and otaku imagination
>>149726694>I haveand now you don't?
>>149726668Hm, I heard it, but where..
>>149726858Before you had to follow the damn train.
>>149726668All you had to do, was follow the damn train, CJ!
>>149726858I remembered, OG Lok! Gta sa.
>>149726521>>149726526English-speaking wannabees detected. You're just a couple of Russian losers, go, take a seat on the bottle.
>>149724999 (OP)Hi, how are you?
And again
>>149724999 (OP)POSHEL NAHUJ
>>149726694>I came to USA (without THE)>few years ago (without A)Fuck the articles, right?
>>149726925listen kid, don't cuss on the internet
>>149726607>>149724999 (OP) What abiut the 4th part?
>>149726668I understood. Going to drive to your place by boar and we try to cough this question. Hugs.
>>149727069don't correct him, he's American now
>>149726851Almost forgot most things. Don't have an "english speaking mind".
>>1497271144 and episodes are the best part of whole franchise, plot is better, realistic car steering, and so on.
>>149727069>I came to USA (without THE) As for the fist case, that's ok to use 'USA' without 'the'.
>>149727114Haven't finish it cause of the bank robbing mission where if one of your dudes dies you have to start the shit from the beggining.
>>149727220no it's not
>>149727052What is bottle size do you like in this season, friendo?
>>149726465We know it, but...
Thread*
POSHEL NAHOOOOOO
>>149727069The US.
>>149727192>"english speaking mind"Whut? What do you mean?And you shure aboute "an" in your sentence.
>>149727164I'm not.
>>149727272 Natives would disagree.
>>149727226> Haven't finish it cause of the bank robbing mission where if one of your dudes dies you have to start the shit from the beggining.What? I am completed the robbery mision easily.
Is this faget thread?
>>149727407I mean I have to translate before saying. Not everytime but often.
>>149727489I dunno i died like 5 times and got fed up.
>>149724999 (OP)POSHEL NAHYI
I have bad news for you
>>149727555>can't even think in english>calls others pidorahen
Привет всем
>>149724999 (OP)Wassup, faggots. Talk shit to a real playa and get busted.
>>149727622>calls others pidorahenI didn't say that. I'm from Russia.
>>149727656How it's crackin' in tha hood nigga?
>>149727651Xdarova
>>149727656>playa>bustedFuck off nigger.
Each time when I srart the English thread appears asshole, who tries to fucking teach me.
>>149726472I disagree. It only takes a good teacher who urges you to express thoughts and that's it. Once you get the hang of it, it's like a valve in your head that gets loosened and you suddenly find yourself speaking and understanding english. Well, consuming all kinds of media in english also helps. I've never been abroad and I barely ever talked to an english-speaking person. Still, I'm quite fluent in writing and can tell the difference between good English and bad English. This makes me $1k per month. My speaking skills are above average but I'm sure that I'm capable of mastering speech if I I'm ever to be exposed to english-speaking individuals for at least a couple of weeks. Now I simply do not need that.
>>149724999 (OP)How to learn english fast if you lazy shit asshole?
>>149727570Just hide by walls from police and you will complete the mission, whats all.
>>149727954>This makes me $1k per monthCan you tell?
>>149728094But the assbags kill my teammates.
Пошел нахуй. Стыдно читать это корявое убожество.
>>149728032Go to the country of great opportunities.
>>149728224Im already in russia.
>>149728262Then don't learn English, just drink vodka
>>149728224My money income is really low, how can i afford this?
>>149728262We know what I meant.
I was waiting for this thread. Non English speaking bydlo please enjoy my piss in your mouth.A gente que não fala português vão comer a minha merda.
>>149724999 (OP)MY DICK IS BIGMY DICK IS VERY BIGMY DICK IS BIGMY DICK IS VERY BIGMY DICK IS BIGMY DICK IS VERY BIGMY DICK IS BIGMY DICK IS VERY BIGMY DICK IS BIGMY DICK IS VERY BIGMY DICK IS BIGMY DICK IS VERY BIG
>>149728158Hm.. try to move faster. I cant remember situation when my teammates was killed by police, lol.
>>149728262Lost with the sauce.
オペアンプディック
>>149728360If you live in USA money jumps itself to your pockets. That's called capitalism.
英語たわごと
>>149728422Pff, I saw your small dick, little ugly freak.
>>149728427Finished The Lost and Dammned though. Cool but short. Like 2 hours srsly rockstar?
>>149725491idi nahui
>>149728523pervert baka hentai
Looking for fake marrige
>>149728506Good to hear that!Here some cute girl for you
>>149728522貴様はちんちんですよ。
Btw, what's the deal with Russians obsessing over British slang words? I.e. mate, twat, cunt, bollocks, etcI'm doing that myself, and I also noticed a bunch of other folks from Russia doing that too. My assumption is that, russian as a language, has a lot of life and color to it, and American English (at least standard one) just can't keep up. There is Ebonics of course, but who wants to talk like a black guy. So to fulfill this need of life and color in their speech, Russians use words like "oi", "mate", "twat" in an environment that is not really suitable for this kind of language such as the StatesYour thoughts?
>>149728112>Can you tell?Quite an idiomatic question you pose. As if you're asking if I understand or perceive something. Realizing that you might not be aware of such language nuances, I assume that you're asking of the way I make my living off English. I work for a company specializing in online marketing and since there is no money in the russian part of the Internet, its efforts are directed towards the english-speaking segment. Thus, my skills are of some use here.
>>149728534I thought Johnny is a tough guy.
>>149728506You are so funny. > If you live in USA money jumps itself to your pockets.How can it be? Ofc, if your last name is not a Rockefeller.
>>149728685These are our ancient national language.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv54Pfcj3pA
>>149728742You have remarkable skills
>>149728685"Oi, mate?" Stop listening russian grime, fam.
>>149728602You want to end up in jail?
> Complaints is
>>149728566Steel ignore you.
>>149728785>8$/hour is minimal payment for every job>Rockefeller
>>149728865Dude, I live in the statesAnd I was talking more about people talking like that in real life, I don't give a shit about your rap bullshit
>>149728785>your last name is not a RockefellerDon't open this theme. You're young, playful...
Bump.
I've had heartburn for the past two days. What should I do?
>>149728935>found mistake>use greentext to point on it because of fear to make more mistakesStop pretending you are not a gayworm.
>>149728974KGB is here, jump in the fucking car and get out of here.
>>149729145Eat toothpaste.
>>149729211I'd prefer something more conventional.
>>149729145Call the nurse.
Bump for Trump
>>149728884Yes if its not in CIS country
>>149729197Are you from Belarus?
>>149729275Semen
>>149728958Most belarusians dont make 8$ a day
>>149729599Can you deal with wet soap properly?
>>149729700Lol
>>149729599It even worse then.
>>149729617No, but I like potato too))
Ahahahaha dolboebi dumaut chto eto nastoyashie amer ahaha oru s debilov
>>149729770There is no KGB in Russia
>>149729617I am, please marry me so I could get the fuck out from this shithole
>>149729774U got down syndrome
>>149729832And we have. https://twitter.com/Folky63/status/842065125121110021
>>149729945>Sorry, that page doesn’t exist!
>>149729774Let the diarrhea be with you, little boy.
>>149729832>There is no KGB in RussiaO rly?
>>149729723I can trade my anal verginity for not living here anymore!
>>149729832It's good that you think so.
>>149729845There is no way for Belarussian and Russian biological men to mary each other
>>149730014Yeah, onlu FSB
>>149729997ahahaha dolboeb kak ti menya ponyal esli ya pishu translitom slilsya daun russkiy blyat ahahaha
>>149730090SUCK DICK MANYA
>>149725176My eyes are bleeding
>>149730090Kepp trolling, little cunt.
>>149730046>go to US>marry in Vegas>ask for asilumThere is no drawbacks aside of asshole size tests.
>>149730240How wide should it be?
>>149729973https://youtu.be/DykLthW-XOk kgb at work
私は尻を食べる
Money for a life or the life for a money?
>>149730046Hell like I need russo scam to marry! I need a us, Canada, Australia or Eu citizen
>>149730434穴を食べるТебя что, не учили?
>>149730492You need too eat some potato
>>149730031That faces I could punch all day.
>>149724999 (OP)Fuck you, lather man
>>149730546Will you tech me, sempai?
So, there is some book that covers all english language rules, something like program language official standart.There is The Book of english language?
>>149724999 (OP)There are two chais. The sharpened pikes are on the first one and the stroked dicks are on the other. Whick one would you choose to seat on and which one do you offer your mother to seat?
>>149730719> latherЛiл
>>149730979>asking a question>there is>there is
>>149730979Murphy's "English grammar in use" seemed pretty good for me.
>>149731113A dog seemed pretty good for you too.
>>149731113Thx>>149731070I see now, it must be "is there" for question.
>>149724999 (OP)Hello ebat. What you doing zdes? Pizdui to /int/
>>149731195Not as good as your filthy asshole
> How about...Пошел нахуй со своими русизмами, оп ебаный
>>149731206Also, "any book", "official language standart program" and so on
Your attempts at speaking English in these threads are truly cringe-inducing, sorry.
>>149731313
>>149731313https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lITBGjNEp08
>>149731482Its all what you got? As you know there are lot dialect in the NY sity, four at least. And despite this you are try to shame us here, lol.
>>149731721Pls stop.
>>149731800Im waiting for you arguments.
>>149731968> yourFix
>>149731721>It all what you got. How you know, in New York is many dialects, in extreme measure, 4. Dont see at this, you try shame us here, lolFix you.googletranslate-dialect-speaker
>>149732016I never asked for this, google.
>>149732153You also never asked for a dog, faggot
>>149731968>Its all what you got?Is that all you've got?>there are lot dialect there are lots of dialects>in the NYIn NY>sitycity>And despite thisthat >you are tryYou are tryingShameful display.
>>149732300My fault, I admit it.
