Если ты не любишь быдло ты пидор.

If You Don't Like The Village People, You're Fucking Gay

Jacques Morali wrote the heaviest music ever
Glenn Hughes had a deeper voice than Will from Mortician
He wore chains before Slayer and Venom
Jacques Morali was portrayed by Steve Guttenberg

[Chorus 1:]
If you don't like the Village people- you're fucking gay
If you think Jeff Olson was better cowboy- you're fucking gay
If you think Ray Simpson was a better cop- you're fucking gay
If you think Y.M.C.A. was their best song- you're fucking gay

All death metal songs were ripped off from Village People
"Evil dead" by Death is actually "Liberation" from the Village People
Will Rahmer looks like he should be in the Village People
No, Morbid Florist wasn't a reference to Will Rahmer

[Chorus 2:]
If you think Death were good after their demos- you're fucking gay
If you think rape is wrong- you're fucking gay
If you think the holocaust wasn't funny- you're fucking gay
If you think of Hellhammer as the drummer of Mayhem- you're fucking gay

Y-O-U-R-E-G-A-Y You're gay

Ты просто ебучий овощ в коме.
You're In A Coma

you're a fucking vegetable,we tried to pull the plug
but you still wouldn't die,you're a dumb stupid fag

[pre chorus:]
you shit in a bag,you piss in a tube,you can't walk,you can't move

[chorus:]
you're in a coma [x4]

i tried to give you a hotfoot,but you didn't notice
you're gay and you're in a coma,you're a fruit and a vegetable

...

[repeat pre chorus and chorus]

У тебя нет друзей и ты пидор если сидишь в этой помойке.
Internet Is Gay

YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS
YOU STAY HOMA ALL DAY
YOU'VE BEEN TO EVERY WEBSITE
BECAUSE TOU'RE FUCKING GAY

THE INTERNET IS FUCKING GAY
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, LOSER, QUEER, NERD, ETC.

YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS
YOU STAY HOMA ALL DAY
YOU'VE BEEN TO EVERY WEBSITE
BECAUSE TOU'RE FUCKING GAY

Создаешь оцени сборку тред? Ты пидор.
Technology's Gay

HOW MANY MEGS OF RAM DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR COMPUTER ...
TECHNOLOGY'S GAY
HEY, WHY DON'T YOU CHECK OUT MY WEBSITE AT WWW ...
TECHNOLOGY'S GAY
I LOVE LOOKING AT THE STAR TREK WEBSITE, AND I EH ...
TECHNOLOGY'S GAY
LET ME FAX YOU MY E-MAIL ADDRESS ...
TECHNOLOGY'S GAY

Тебя изнасилуют на вписке еще раз.
You Got Date Raped

you just wanted to hold hands but he wanted to fuck
he's twice your size and weight so you're shit out of luck

[chorus:]
you got date raped, date raped [x4]

you whined to the judge, your eyes were full of tears
but you wouldn't have been raped if you didn't have 50 beers

[chorus]

next time you go out bring a chapperone or friend
or you'll probably end up getting date raped again
you got date raped

Ты пидор.
You're Gay

[chorus:]
y-o-u-r-e-g-a-y,you're gay [x4]

you volunteer for charity work-you're gay
you care about the environment-you're gay
you're a ballet dancer-you're gay
you're a cake decorator-you're gay

[chorus]

you subscribe to honcho-you're gay
you go to fashion shows-you're gay
you love playing hacky sack-you're gay
you go to poetry readings-you're gay

y-o-u-r-e-g-a-y,you're gay

Они все хотят только ебать тебя тупая шлюха.
The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt

You think you have a lot of male friends – you don’t
You think guys care when they ask for your opinion – they don’t
You think your best friend’s boyfriend doesn’t want to fuck you – he does
You thought the bartender was being nice to you when he gave you a free drink – he wasn’t

Your neighbor helped you move – he just wants to fuck you
Your boss bought you lunch – he just wants to fuck you
A guy bought you a drink – he just wants to fuck you
He asked you to go out for coffee – he just wants to fuck you

You think you’re one of the guys
You think you’re all good friends
You’re eventually going to get raped
You stupid fucking cunt

You stupid cunt [x6]
You’re a stupid fucking cunt
You stupid cunt [x6]
You’re a stupid fucking cunt

Все фанаты Анальной Пизды пидоры.

All Our Fans Are Gay

Why do you think we throw stuff at you?

You own all our CD's- you're gay, you're gay
You own all our 7"s- you're gay, you're gay
You bought all our t-shirts- you're gay, you're gay
You go to all our shows- you're gay, you're gay

[Chorus:] All our fans are gay [x4]

You think you know what we are singing about- you're wrong
You think we care about the underground- you're wrong
You think we won't fuck up your club- you're wrong
You think we care if you like us- you're wrong

[Chorus]

If we're nice to you, it's because we're broke
Or unless you got some drugs to smoke
When the drugs are gone, then we are too
Then we'll go back to making fun of you

[Fan voice:] "But I've supported you guys for so long"
FAGGOT!

Гитлер был хорошим парнем.
Hitler Was A Sensitive Man

[Chorus:]
Hitler was a sensitive man [x4]

He went to art school when he was younger
He wanted to be a painter
Hitler was a vegetarian
He was also a non-smoker

[Chorus]

He hired gay and handicapped officers
He was concerned about overpopulation
If Hitler were alive today
He’d listen to The Cure, The Smiths, and Depeche Mode

[Chorus]

Если ты читаешь новости ты пидор..
Being Ignorant Is Awesome

I like to laugh at retards
I like to laugh at cripples
I like to make fun of gays
I like to beat women

I like assuming black people stole something
I like assuming Jews jerk off to photos of banks
I like assuming Chinese people can’t drive
I like assuming women are dumb cunts

[Chorus:]
I like being ignorant [x4]

[Repeat second verse]

[Chorus]

I don’t want to read the paper
I don’t want to read the news
I don’t want to know what’s going on
I just want to keep hating you

Бамп годному треду

Бей бабу по ебалу.
I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis

[Chorus:]
BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE [x4]

Your wife’s so fucking possessive, she complains when you’re with friends
She’s always a whining cunt, you cave in 'cause you’re a fag

[Chorus]

If she doesn’t do the dishes or get you another beer
Then punch her in the face and throw her down the stairs
If you don’t beat that cunt, she’ll walk all over you
Beat her every day, it’s lots of fun too

[Chorus]

Стань адвокатом чтобы говорить тупым изнасилованным шлюхам что они этого заслужили.
I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It

You shouldn’t have been a woman
You shouldn’t have had a cunt
You deserved it
'cause you’re a dumb cunt

[Pre-chorus:]
D-U-M-B C-U-N-T

[Chorus:]
You deserved it, you deserved it, you deserved it, you’re a dumb cunt

You should’ve worn a chastity belt
You should’ve volunteered to fuck him
You should’ve been ugly
I hate you because you’re a woman

[Pre-chorus]

[Chorus]

Я сказал спасибо парню который тебя изнасиловал Диана.
I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You

You just came from a Bikini Kill concert
You felt like a strong independent woman
Two guys were having a “rape the ugliest cunt possible” contest
You weren’t a strong woman anymore

[Chorus:]
I’m glad you got raped
You stupid dyke cunt
I’m glad you got raped
'cause you’re a stupid dyke cunt

I laughed as I watched him rape you
Then I bought him a few beers
Every year on the anniversary of your rape
I send him a Thank You card, you stupid fucking dyke cunt

[Chorus]

>>148436666
Квадрипл победил.

Как будто что-то плохое.
Ha Ha Holocaust

I got bored of writing rape songs
Then I remembered the holocaust
I couldn’t write because it was so funny
I’m glad lots of people died

[Chorus:]
Ha ha holocaust [x3]
I’m glad lots of people died

People are too fucking PC
To admit Hitler was funny
How can you not laugh your ass off
Watching people bulldozed into a ditch?

Я сам себе пиздатый друг.
You're Best Friend Is You

no one cares what you say,no one gives a shit about norway
no one can stand the way you talk,except your girlfriend,the greasy wop

[1st chorus:]
everyone mistakes you for a jew
your best friend is you [x2]

you have hook nose like a fucking jew
your best friend is you [x2]

no one cares about what you wrote,you're nothing but a spic,a 5 foot joke
every show you book is a fucking flop,you're a fucking midget and your broad's a wop

[2nd chorus:]
no one cares what your last show drew
your best friend is you [x2]

you're about as tall as tattoo
your best friend is you [x2]

your favorite letter's f
flunk-you flunked out of school
flop-every show that you do
fail-every class that you take
friends-not one you can make

Олдфаги не нужны.
Because You're Old

you have to wear a diaper
because you're old [x2]
you have to use a wheelchair
b.y.o.(because you're old) [x2]
you can't remember your kids names
b.y.o. [x2]
you have to wear dentures
b.y.o. [x2]

b.y.o.-i hate old people
b.y.o.-you're fucking old

your kids tossed you in a nursing home
b.y.o. [x2]
but they'd rather have you put to sleep
b.y.o. [x2]
you can't even feed yourself
b.y.o. [x2]
i'd hate to fucking be like you
b.y.o. [x4]

>>148433529 (OP)
лучший тред на дваче за 2017

>>148433529 (OP)
Internet Is Gay

YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS
YOU STAY HOMA ALL DAY
YOU'VE BEEN TO EVERY WEBSITE
BECAUSE TOU'RE FUCKING GAY

THE INTERNET IS FUCKING GAY
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, LOSER, QUEER, NERD, ETC.

YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS
YOU STAY HOMA ALL DAY
YOU'VE BEEN TO EVERY WEBSITE
BECAUSE TOU'RE FUCKING GAY

>>148433529 (OP)
Technology's Gay

HOW MANY MEGS OF RAM DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR COMPUTER ...
TECHNOLOGY'S GAY
HEY, WHY DON'T YOU CHECK OUT MY WEBSITE AT WWW ...
TECHNOLOGY'S GAY
I LOVE LOOKING AT THE STAR TREK WEBSITE, AND I EH ...
TECHNOLOGY'S GAY
LET ME FAX YOU MY E-MAIL ADDRESS ...
TECHNOLOGY'S GAY

Надеюсь тебя депортируют.
I Hope You Get Deported

first you fucked a nigger you ugly fucking whore
ran out of men in canada and came here for more
you could shower all your life and you'd never get clean
because you fucked someone that wore afro-sheen

[chorus:]
i hope you get deported,you make me sick,i hope you get deported,you sucked a
nigger's dick

you've got no life and you talk to your pets
i hate you so much i wan't to call the i.n.s.
you work at a snack bar and your father pays your rent
over the border's where i hope you get sent

[chorus]