>>148398291 (OP)
>Let's speak in English
Pizdec nu ti gramotei

Polnyj hohotach

>>148398364
Blya budu chuvak iz Murrikki

>>148398364
Dvachuyu etogo englishmena.
C'mon, guys, my English is bad too, but we should support each other.

What's this thread's point? We all know there are a lot of English-speaking anons on Dvach. You better get the fuck out of here till it's too late, man.

Thank you, Abu.

>>148398291 (OP)
well, go on, yopta

Hello, how are you?

>>148398291 (OP)
Hey asshole! Piss off of our 2ch.

>>148398904
Hi. Im feel good today, but yesterday was better. Im were in other city and looked on the monkeys and snakes. Literally, weather was a perfect.

Tramp

Пошёл нахуй сука блять

>>148398291 (OP)
Америка сосать

Tramp is our president.

Ам

Australia-kun ITT. Go ahead with your questions.

There are two chairs. The sharpened peaks are on the first one and the stroked dicks are on the other. Which one do you choose to sit on?

>>148398291 (OP)
Penso ebaniy,huli ti tu zabil?

>>148398291 (OP)
>>Hi All
>>speak in English
CYKA CYKA

>>148403093
Both varints seem to be very attractive for me, so I'll sit on the first chair and try to lay on the second one with my face. Yes, I'm fucked, that's why I'm here.

>>148408802
Maybe "both of variants" will sound better. Correct me if I'm mistaken.

bump motherfucking thread
I don't want to stay alone here and talk with myself. OP, where are you, faggot?

vreti

>>148403093
>>148408802
there are two chairs
one with sharp pricks
one with hard dicks
which will you welcome with your bum,
which will you offer to your mom?

I think we need to add special head and FAQ for new English speaking thread. If we've lost it, we should create a new one.

>>148398291 (OP)
sup mane, howdy bitch ?

Паста с фоча. Расходимся.

>>148408802
>lie face down on the second one
self-fix

Dick or GTFO

Are you insane? What are you doing there?

>>148398291 (OP)
>9.3
>LA
Господи, школота не может не спалиться даже с первым постом.

>>148410196
I'm not playing with a full deck, if you know what I mean.

>>148409676
It's a universal answer on any post in English on Russian 2ch and on some Russian-speaking posts with green text of translation of this post via Google added after it. It is such as advicing "Boku no Pico" on anime requests. But it is stupid and it often causes to troubles in communication between dvachers. Do you think so?

>>148398291 (OP)
Vodka vodka balalaika!

>>148410424
Pulls a rabbit out of his hat.

>>148410493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDQ7hXMLxGc

>>148410824
So what's it called?

THERE IS A LITTLE MAN, A FRIEND OF MINE. HES GONNA JUMP TO YOU AND VENTILATE A QUESTION. I DROP YOU HIS DIGITS. GOOD. HUG YOU.

Why is Ritalin forbidden in Russia? And why it's so hard to get a prescribtion on antidepressants?

>>148411039
Hat-trick.

>>148411324
>in Russia
You can try Stalin

Запомни на будущее. Америкосы сначала пишут месяц, а потом число месяца.

Nobody wants to just speak English?

>>148412636
Nobody can

>>148412752
So sad

I can try but my inglish is full SHAIT and im speaking like mexican mofo

>>148398291 (OP)

> Let's speak in English language in this thread.

Давай говорить на английском языке языке в этом треде.

элэй

>>148398291 (OP)
Hey there! I want to speak english))

>>148411258
V golos

Te-k'a govratt'a D'ëcцir-cke v цik tred?

>>148413625
Your mom are fatter then Saturn. How can it be what you leaved her?

>>148400025
What kind of snakes you have seen?

>>148414277
How planet can be fat, retard?

>>148411534
Lost!

>>148414436
This one i see every day )))

>>148414614
Cute.

>>148414926
From your grandpa?

>>148414999
My own!

BUSH DID 9/11

>>148417301
Do you have a prove? I haven't but everyone who researched this bullshit agreed your version.

wanna have some hardcore sex :weary:

>>148398291 (OP)
Ануар, залогинься