Hello, russianbros. I'm from Brazil.I'm here to trade memes and webms, so post your best.Also, ask me anything.
Proofs or gtfo
>>136839713I'm trying to, but a 169KB file is too big for this chan.I'll post it in imgur.https://imgur.com/a/IOpM3
Sitting with fiend in summer café
>>136839812Ok, seems legit. Bump for you bro
Now that there is proof, post your best webms.>>136839949How do I post webms here?
>>136839991Globe of Russia
>>136839991Use this
Bestest russian grill
the best russian man shkolnik
Russian Popeye Frog
> russiabros> braziltopkekPicrel true russinbro
>>136840096Sry for sage
>>136840306Solova Oockrayeene!
Go nahuuuy
HUE-HUE-HUE?The pic is about war between ponifags and moderators.Gut engrish es so gut.
>>136840096Mine looks like this though.
Bump
>>136840540Sorry for bad quality.Anyway, it doesn't have the webm option.
>>136840540Again compress, fucking jackal!
>picDon't feed the animals.>>136840589Вот тебе и дружбомаг.
>>136840615Click on that box with grey bold text and choose your webm file
>>136840671
>>136840634Obosralsya blyad'
I think I got it. Thanks.
It sucks that I can't post mp4.
>>136840812What's going on there?
>>136840927A fight during carnival celebration, and then a guys shows up with a gun, out of nowhere.
>>136840971What does the pic to the right says?
This one here is one of the best I have. Not so good for non portuguese speakers tho
>>136840518HUEHUEHUE
>>136841067 you today - you tomorrow
>>136841067Consider the futureYou - today (on the left box)You - tomorrow (on the right box)mad english skillz itt
Os Brasileiros provavelmente é a raça e nação mais inferior no nosso planeta,eles so receberão independência por causa do papeleiro Dom Pedro,não querer entregar o puder a monarquia legitima Portuguesa,zucas eu mijo para cima das bocas bocas,e na \Europa 90 por cento das putas são da sua nação o zucas de merda!
>>136841067You today bernd - you tomorrow gurl. It's not about traps in real.
>>136841067Think of your future! That's you today and there's you tomorrow.
>>136841279Why so mad?
This is best brazilian grill.
>>136841348Porque eu odeio a merda do vosso dialecto,que polui uma língua tao maravilhosa como o Português,vocês são uma colónia e vai continuar a se la,vocês não fizeram nada de jeito depois da saída do portugal!!!
>>136841421More of her.>>136841421
This is the most beautiful man in Brazil.>>136841517Are you using a translator or do you speak Portuguese? Anyway, we surpassed Portugal.
>>136841483What's going on in there?
>>136841629Claro que falo Português caralho!!Provavelmente vocês ultrapassaram o Portugal na pobreza mas vocês sempre vão continuar a ser a nossa colónia(passando por ca cidadão Português)
This is the most beautiful man in Russia.
>>136841652I lost to this one.>>136841824Somos mais ricos que Portugal, amigo. Mas eu não tenho problemas com Portugal. Meu avô é português, tenho família perto de Braga, um pouco mais ao norte.
>>136841734This is the door to the cockpit of the Russian electric train. The author tells about the innovative door lock ... and uses a finger as a key. He's actually showing that nobody gives a fuck about security there that anybody can get access there
>>136841970I'm sorry >>136841970 but Putin is prettier.This one here is MG-tan. MG is one of the 24 states of Brazil.
>>136842051São mais ricos,mas tem o nível de vida muito menor,isso só demonstra a inferioridade racial e genética dos Brazucas perante os Portugueses!
There is a 2ch-tan
>>136842263This is MGtan and PRtan getting sexual.
>>136839522 (OP)What does it feels like to live in Brazil?
>>136842274Sim, temos áreas bem fudidas por aqui. Também não gosto do BR, e como disse antes, não tenho problemas com Portugal, já que eu venho dai.This one is a average MG habitant.
>>136839522 (OP)Powol nahui.
>>136842051Te voy hablar castellano porque portugués solamente entiendo pero nunca lo estudié. Mira, soy el otro anónimo de España que está mirando como va esta conversación. Y sabes, tio, estás diciendo una mierda aquí. Joder, ¿cómo se puede comparar el desarrollo ecónomico de un país del tercer mundo con el país del primer? Hace un par de años que tenía ganas de ir a Brasil para follar unas putas de Rio de Janeiro pero ya no quiero. Viruses, disturbios, golpe de estado (se puede llamar la situación que pasó con su gobierno así)... Puta mierda.Sinceramente,El anónimo español.
>>136842436It sucks most of the time. Next year I'm moving to Deutschland, going to university there.Hope I can stay there for the rest of my life.This is MGtan talking to SPtan, PRtan is jealous.
>>136842529Não foi um golpe. Mas como eu já disse antes, eu não gosto daqui, só não acho Portugal superior.
>>136839522 (OP)Check this out brohttp://uralvtg.tumblr.com/
What does this means: Ошибка автообновления: Ошибка парсинга ответа сервера
>>136842720Pffff,mas todo o mundo acha.
>>136842774Autoupdate error
>>136842768I'm scared to click this.
>>136842774isso significa que o servidor teve problemas de actualização
>>136842624Ok, thank you m8
>>136842826Socialmente? Sim.Economicamente? Não.
>>136842720¿Realmente quieres decir que esto no es un golpe de estado? Pero coño no me digas eso. El presidente legitimo fue eliminado del sistema político gracias a las acciones de un grupo de gente corrupta que quiere tener el poder en sus manos. ¿Todavía no piensas que es un golpe?
>>136841421>>136841537Who dafuq is this slut?
>>136842439What is this cute grill saying?>>136843030She's my gf.
OPIf you have a microphone you can try to say something on russian and record it using this:http://vocaroo.com/Just write what you want me to translate into russian and i'll give you the transcriptionThat would be fun
>>136843016A nossa Constituição prevê a remoção(Impeachment) de um presidente que comete crimes/fode o país.
>>136843212Ok, I want to try.I don't know what to say, though. Give me some russian meme or some shit like this.
Is it legal to fuck 14yo grillz in Brasil?
>>136843139Marie... good name xD
>>136839522 (OP)How long is your dick?
>>136843368>How longпервект енгриш, орнул
>>136843381why this cat is soo happy?
>>136843329Yes. The age of consent is 14.>>13684336815.5 cm, 16cm if motivated.
>>136843429cuz he has pancakes, and you not
>>136843214Esta decisión puede ser conciderada legitima solamente en el caso cuando el Tribunal Constitucional y parlamento ya declararon su opinión que tiene que ser igual: remoción del presidente por el motivo de excistencia del delito cometido. En este caso concreto la solución del TC no había sido declarada de manera la cual se ha de hacer.
>>136843309Ok, try to say 'Spasibo abu za shatanie makabi'
>>136843309say "dratuti" or "moyo uvazheniye"
>>136843451>Yes.And it's ok? People do this? Is this popular?
>>136843451Make photo of your dick, please
>>136843451https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF9vd80Elpg
More of the best girl of brazil, living in Ohio, USAKappaRoss
>>136842051>I lost to this one.Мне кажется, вот тут русский спалился.
>>136843537Well...although it is legal to do it it'll make you look bad, people will cause a shitstorm and your social and professional life will be ruined. Too many SJW these days.>>136843529>>136843530I'll say both.>>136843617Her name is Eduarda Kloster, if anyone wants to know.
>>136843761>Wellty
roll
>>136843848
>>136843848roll
>>136843848Roll.Tell me what I got.
another 1 roll, soviet music edition
>>136843946jail
>>136843840>136843840 Dating 15yo is a normal thing, though. At least if you're under 30.
>>136839522 (OP)>best
>>136844020in russian dats normal 2, but u can have sex only if she's 16
ezzhi
>>136844079*russia
>>136840391Gerouam slaghva
>>136840380A ya prosto tak sry
>>136844079>u can have sex only if she's 16And if you are not her teacher.
>>136844150if she's 16 - fuck her without bad consequences
>>136844150> if you are not her father.Fixed
>>136844150We'll see
>>1368423302ch-chan
>>136844244>> only if you are her father.Fixed
Before I record anything.>>136843529>>136843530What does this means?
Странно,что никто ещё этого не сделал.Иди нахуй с моих двачей. Обамка-обезьяна.
>>136844296first one - "thank for makaba's swaying, abu(2ch creator)second - variation of "hello" and "my respect"
What is the most often target of racism jokes on Br?
>>136844296This >>136843529 Is a local meme. Abu is a 2ch admin, makaba is a 2ch engine. And if 2ch works bad we say 'Abu shataet makabu' means Abu fucks makaba
>>136840214Почему он держит руки снизу руля? Он вообще водить умеет?
>>136844470Blacks and people from the Northeast part of the country.
Enjoy
>>136844505Сам так иногда руки держу, когда всё нормально на дороге
Vocaroo incoming.
This is the best Brazilian meme.
>>136844901I see what you did there
>>136844832By the way.Can any of you say: Caralho, como eu odeio crioulos.
Sup, i am russian, fell free to ask me.
>>136843529>>136843530Here it ishttp://vocaroo.com/i/s114YP60zof3
>>136844993For real. Nice cheap car, but there's no wheel alignment angles in most of service software here. And the parts worth their weight in gold because Volkswagen do Brazil.
>>136845226
>>136845226Nice, now you can speak Russian
>>136845226> Caralho, como eu odeio crioulos.That was really nice dude, thx
>>136845423>Caralho, como eu odeio crioulos.what does it means?
>>136845328>>136845377How did I go?
>>136845464It means:Holy shit, I hate niggers.>>136845423What was nice?
>>136845423You vocaroo is nice, i pressed ctrl+v and pasted that">Caralho, como eu odeio crioulos."
>>136845491You have some mistakes in few sounds, but your accent sounds good.
>>136842178Kek
>>136843139>What is this cute grill saying?You should fucking know it! It's fucking classic!
OP are brazilian men beautiful?
>>136845648Thanks. Me russian now?
>>136843309Camwhore thread?
>>136844022Dvachuyu
>>136845226Nice
>>136845809I don't know. I believe I'm average.This is a brazilian that is considered beautiful.>>136845885It is to be used in femanon threads or alikes. It's an OC produced in a BR chan. The picture basically tells the girl "Tits or GTFO".
>>136845826Yes, get your balalaika and matroyshka in the nearest Russian embassy.
>>136846202I'll be contacting the closest embassy to my house.
Do you think these are funny?
>>136846512*Do you guysFixed.
>>136846195What about girls?
Пруфы что и правда бразилец уже были?
>>136846705Пост номер три, слепуша.
>>1368467053 пост, пиздоглазый
>>136846761>>136846775Хайв
>>136846797Посаны, я нуфака поймал!
>>136846512I think these are cheeki-breeki.
>>136846195>"Tits or GTFO"We've got something like our own invented philosophy under the motto "The girls are not needed" or "Tian is Not Needed" TNN. It has become a meme.
>>136846888Чини детектор
>>136846512>The last oneLOL
>>136846636Yes, they are. And here you can find the biggest variety of girls. We have women for all tastes. If you go south you find fair-haired and white girls. If you go north, or to Rio de Janeiro, you can find the brazilian girl stereotype, black or mulatto, ass, a lot of ass and nymphomaniac.Give me your opinions. What do you think of these girls? None of them are models or any thing. Actually, they used to study with me.
>>136846938But girls have started opposite philosophy – The guys are not needed.So, there won't be any russians in 2100.
>>1368472082nd one is so fucking cute. God damn
>>136846980>>136846888>>136846797>>136846775>>136846761>>136846705What are they saying?
>>1368472083rd pic seems good for me.Can you post moar your girls?
>>136839522 (OP)You nigger?
>>136846980Да, похер. Даже если ты ещё живой двач помнишь — всё равно ньюфаг. Потому что нихуя не понимаешь разницы, когда реально хайв, а когда просто ответили дважды на вопрос, который предполагал только один ответ, бля.
>>136847333He >>136846705 was asking for proofs>>136846775>>136846761They said to watch on post#3
Sup, brazil anon. We still hate Putin.
>>136847454>They said to watch on post#3How amazingly hideous this is.
>>136847450Ты прав, я неправ. Будь няшей
>>136847401I think so. I have Portuguese, French and Italian ancestry. But the outside world says that Brazilians can't be white so... >>136847455Why?
>>136847333— Any proofs this man is real brasilian?— See 3rd post, cutie-blindie.— 3rd post, you fucking blind.— Lol, hivemind— Guys, I just catched a newfag!— Fix your detector
>>136839522 (OP)Hello, comrade!
>>136847557>catchedhuyatched
>>136847250Spasibo, Aboo!
>>136847557> AnyKANDEKHAYEM VESELEI
>>136847355Here you go.I used to like the 1st on High School. Never had the balls to try anything though.
Hi, I'm admin.Спасибо, Абу!
Best rus song clip
>>136847577Hello.
>>136847895No, I don't like anybody :(
Hi man, how about shooting and gangs and other stuff in place where you live?
>>1368478952nd girl is amazing too>>136847280 - guy
>>136847958USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
And this is our hero - Roma The Jumper. Also we got many webm which we cant post because of one dirty fucktarded monkey. Say спасибо to Абу for this)0Абу благословил этот пост.
>>136839522 (OP)What about anime?About porn?
Brazilain are hate USA?
>>136848164is this two separate countries?
>>136847994Will try to find a BR gf that suits you.>>136848014Where I live is pretty calm, we had a burglar is the neighborhood last week tho. He was caught and no damage was caused. The real violence in Brazil is concentrated in the Northeast region.>>136848164Nay.>>136848150What about it? If I like anime?
>>136847916Cute boy :3
Do you like anime?
>>136848145I've just met him, but I'm sure I'd trust my life to Roma.
>>136848255
all our webm.are in webm threads, so you can go there to find something
>>136839522 (OP)
>>136848255>If I like anime?If you do, you can get serious injuries in Russia. Nobody love animefags, propaganda tells that they want sell our east islands to Japan.
>>136848320Yes, but I don't watch it that much. Right now I'm watching RE:Zero.
>>136847895The first one is the kind of girl that seems to be very attractive but doesn't turn me on at all. Who knows what it is? inb4 but nope
>>136848393Sad but true.
>>136848438inb4 impotence but nopefix
Sieg Heil!
It's one of the best russian philosopher - Eskobar, main vocalict of Breador band. He telling about his axiom.
>>136848434> I'm watchingDon't. Just don't. Drop it after 13.
>>136839522 (OP)Hi, I'm coming for you
>>136848477whell kown russian
>>136848393Hue, that's fucked up.>>136848477Der Deutsch volk heil!
>>136848434>>136844022
>>136847250Its only aamong betas of 2chIrl it s all ok here
>>136840318зачем выкладываешь?
>>136848522But I'm in episode 22.
Is this an English speaking thread or what?
>>136848365But u shold't trust to his mother, she is really bad woman(9Thsi is our dancers)0
>>136848606it's rus or brasil language thread, no english please
>>136848589Then you're beyond saving. Learn jap @ read ranobe.
>>136848589at, bitchhow do you even manage to fuck up absolutely every fucking thing
By the way, are there too many nazis in Mother Russia?
Make a choice: soap from the table or bread from the close-stool
>>136848641>brasil languageBut I only speak Mexican and Argentinian.
>>136848668how to detect pidorashka - he likes teachs others
>>136848589
>>136844361Molodoy chelovek, proidite nahoooy, spasibo.
>>136848668Sorry, me monkey.>>136848722Soap from the table.
>>136848740theay are pretty same, you sholdnt feel the difference
>>136848740What?! You live in Brasilia on the America!!!!!!!!!!!! You shoud speak Brasilian and American!! u r fake!!!
>>136848850what a nyasha
>>136848721No idea, but they are got a lot of troubles because of we was fighting with Germany at 1941-1945. This is one of the nazi, Tesak, he is very kind, isn't it?
>>136848934A dog is a nyasha too for you.
>>136849036even you nashka for me
More girls.
>>136848934Haruko Haruhara хотя ты просто нюфаня русская, не пизди мне, но я добрый
>>136849078Let's nyashitsya. Where are you from?
>>136839522 (OP)What do you think about little girls?
>>136849141Pedophile, please
>>136849003He sure is.What is going on there? Are they punishing a fag or something?
>>136849141I'd rather stay away from them, Mr.Officer.
>>136849192You are welcome, bro!
>>136849139Siberia
>>136849223He was going to fuck a little boy
OP, btw how did you find 2ch?
>>136849223No they are making a show for homophobes.
>>136849382I am going to fuck your dead mom.
>>136849382I think nope, and they are really just punishing a fag, sm anon can tell more i think
>>136849336Fuck, I'm from St.-Petersburg.
>>136849511Batya, blyat, ne nado
>>136849386There's a russian on a brazilian chan, 55chan.org, on /int/, he has talked about 2ch.Also, in the beginning of this year some russians kind of "raided" another BR chan.
>>136839522 (OP)HELLO, MY DEAR CARNIVAL-LOVING BRO. IT'S ME, YOUR GLORIOUS AND OMNIPOTENT MASTER. I'M HERE TO ASK YOU ABOUT THE MOST BEATUFIL THING: CHUBBY ASIAN BOYS. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THEM? WHICH ONE IS YOUR FAVORITE?
>>136849699u r disgusting
>>136849649> kind of "raided"> kind ofDid they post dolls? Or post pics only?
>>136839522 (OP)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnUzXPPp-6AWell known russian meme. Nn the nuttshell - just modern street philosophy.
>>136849649Okay, thanks 2:00 a.m. I am goind to bed.Good night OP, thx for interesting thread, was nice to talk to you
>>136839522 (OP)> so post your best
>>136849749FUCK YOU AND YOUR GODDAMN FAMILYDON'T HATE ME CUZ I'M BEAUTIFUL
Сохраните тред на архиваче, плез
>>136840121Она же турка
>>136849753They just stayed there for a while, one week or so, claiming that 2ch sucks.>>136849787Here is 4pm. Good night, nice talking to you guys too.
>>136849889YOU BETTA SAVE YOUR ANUS, CUZ I'M MAD>>136849932SICK BASTARD, I'M STILL WAITING FOR YOUR ANSWERS
Post the average russian girl, so I can make comparisons.
>>136850002Sorry, but I think you're disgusting.
from one of good russian ytp
>>136850078Pick whoever youy want. They're beautiful and they know that
>>136849889Тебе надо, ты и сохраняй.
>>136850078Exept her eblo. Average eblo is much better, but I have only pron ITHD.
This is russian police officer's rations
>>136849917Don't burn the office
>>136850187Sodomeet
>>136849889Сохранил http://arhivach.org/thread/202811/
>>136850159THAT WAS THE SAME THING I TOLD TO YOUR MOM WHEN SHE TRIED TO SUCK MY DICK.
>>136839934 take a photo of a friend
>>136850078
>>136850078It's a bit difficult cuz in russia live a lot of nations actually. There is no sort of typical appearance. Russian irls are really different.
>>136850187I'll choose the one that is showing the middle finger.
>>136850230WAT ARE U DOING WITH ME SODOMIT
>>136850159Nice girl, you have more?
>>136850160This one was already posted.
>>136839522 (OP)Where the boy wants to come?
>>136850272Kekes
>>136850195Her jawline is weird.
TACO BURRITO MUCHACHO
>>136850187>>136850195This is trollsI would send you some good photos but i dont have any :(
>>136850342Well, you have no taste in women. I'd chose the left one with short hair and crossed arms.
>>136850301Спасибо, добра тебе
>>136839522 (OP)test
>>136850458What about her?
>>136850387Yes, I do have more.>>136850459She looks great too.
>>136850561huest
>>136850590Thank you
>>136850439FEIJOADA ACARAJÉ PASTEL DE CARNE
>>136850411What do you mean?
>>136850078You're welcome.
>>136850578Mmm... Very sexy nyasha. I would have sex with him.I,m fag from /ga/
>>136850590Could you find ones not from instagram or snapchat and without shit ton of filters?Do all "white" girls in your country look the same? post some japs maybe.
>>136841940I lost on this image!!!
>>136850578Styopa, you ruined everything, everything!!
Your're fag from /vk/
>>136850458Сам ты жирный, пиздатая тянка же. Окромя ебала. Тощая ещё, правда, но это поправимо.
>>136850768Nieeet. S chego ty eto vzyal? Ya tam dazhe ne byl nikogda.>>136841940Posmeyano s podlivoi.
stop this cringe parade pls
You have two chairs. First one with cocks erected hard, the second one has peaks sharpened sharp.Which onw will you let your mother sit on, and which one will you choose for yoursef?
>>136850732>>136850732I don't have any pics that are not from social media, sadly. There is a lot of japs in Brazil, the biggest Japanese population outside of Nihon itself, I don't know any though, since most of them live in Southeast. Most of them had no filter, I believe.>>136850869
Fucked your mother in the ass while she layed on your dad when i was in Brasil. Great country tho.
>>136850078She's one of the most popular top models in Russia. It's sad that she's not so popular in other countries.
>>136851000What are you doing on your imageboard?
>>136851112Sodomit
>>136850751Third one looks fine.>>136850768Don't know what that is.
>>136850078Here you go.
>>136851182"your" or our?
Надо бы тоже на форч набежать.
>>136851247Ti i na sobsku nabejish
>>136850995> You've got two chairs in front of you. There are some hard dicks on the first one, and some sharp knives on the other.> Which one will you sit on yourself, and which will you leave for your mother?
>>136850995I,m sit to cocks erected, mother could stand.
Some memes for you
>>136851242Your (Brazilian imageboard)
>>136851247>>136851297SobakuFixed
>>136851302>sit down onfastfix
>>136839522 (OP)Bruno its you?
>>136851199Vk is analogue Facebook
>>136851323I'm not doing anything there, since I'm here.>>136851344Nope.
brbr huehuehue
>>136851317DESIGNATED
>>136850995A knife in the eye or once in the ass?
>>136851247Он не с форча, он с 55chan.orgТы тред вообще не читал штоле?
>wtf no russian gf
>>136851317hohol please
>>136851199>Third one looks fine.She is a teacher of physics
>>136851517Please translate?
>>1368513171 and 2 pics is a very very LOL.Dushevnye memesy, blyad.
HERE COMES DAT EBALO,OH SHIT NACHUI WADDUP
>>136839522 (OP)We have ancient forest called Taiga and big mountain chain Ural. So we need shaman to awake dragon who lies under the mountain, he need to call spirit from forest. Do you have shamans there? Could you sing "ZOLOTAYA CHASHA ZOLOTOYA NAPOLNYAET AROMATOM CHAYA", please? It will be very helpful.
I have to go now, thanks for the entertaining afternoon.Bye.
>>136851586>Should make raid to 4chan>He is not from 4chan, he is from 55chan.org. Did you even read the thread?
>>136851586He's not from 4chan, he from 55chan.orgThread do not read or what?
Создал тред на форче, всем похуй. Как привлечь внимание?
>>136851764Пушо ты еблан
>>136851736А ты хорош! Лучше меня перевел.
>>136851764Скажи, что ты тян.
>>136851764надо на роботе9000 создавать, деб
>>136851764What's the thread about?You might also be ignored if there are too many mistakes in the OP. People are like "wtf is this" and scroll on.
>>136851847Что за робот9000? Я знаю что это доска, но для чего она?
>>136851694Какой няшный, похожий на азиата кун на 4-ом пике. Аж шишак пробудился.
>>136851896Этот тот самый /b/
>>136851701DUH V KOTOROM SCHASTYE OBITAAAEEET, ZOLOTAYA CHASHA, ZOLOTAAYAAA.Its greatest advert-video. Very love it!NE DYSHITE NA SHEDEVR, BLYAD!LOL.
OP are you still around
>>136851733Bye. Come back someday.
>>136852040*DOM, V KOTOROM SCHASTYE OBITAET...Fixed.
>>136851764Бампай его почаще. Может кто и заметит.
Чет годноты ему так и не подкинули ;(
>>136839713gtfo - get the fucking out? Но неправильно же
>>136852396Какой, например?
>>136852427Go To Fuck OFF
>>136852396Так пости годноту.>>136852427Что неправильно?
>>136852456i see
>>136852463Как будто бразильский анон не видел этого всего у себя на родине.Это ж бразильские карнавалы.
I heard brazilian men are pussies.
>>136843999Congratulations m8.Юзай!
>>136840318хуевый вебм
>>136843848Roll
>>136839522 (OP)PS4 нужен за 1000 USD?
Покидайте расправ/избиения и прочей хуета Бразильской
>>136856153ну прошу васпокидайте, уменя мало
