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>>136335066 (OP)
And about what would u like to speak?

Pode ser que não
Falaremos outras linguas neste filo

>>136335236
You have missed
It is nt spanish thread

>>136335266
Não é indicado nas regras então cala boca fdp

>>136335385
Fuckin joker, I ll give sme shit for u cheek

>>136335266
That pretty much seems to be some Portuguese.

>>136335745
I don't give a fuck about this kinds of languages
I got it

>>136335236
This is an English fucking thread, why are you coming here with that mustedo perduro lamos bullshit?

>>136335552
Vai comer su cocô mesmo puta que pariu
Não é um filo para uma bagunçada então podes ficar calado
Mas fala baixo caralho

>>136335066 (OP)
what actually "tho" in the end of sentence means?

London calling.
Just browsing /b atm.
Will keep this tab open for you faggots.

>>136335066 (OP)
chto

>>136336121
Nonody give a fuck
Ukretard

>>136336098
It's hard to explain. Here's an example:

Russian sentence: "Но я этим не горжусь"
Bad translation: "But I'm not proud of that"
Good translation: "I'm not proud of that, though"

>>136336271
thanks, mate, kinda got it tho

>>136336064
Hou do u fiil under black cock?

>>136336271
Is it light version of any doubt?

>>136336064
Here's how Google translated this text
>Will eat their poop even fucking hell
>Not a phylum for a messy then you can be silent
>But talks down fucking
Fuck if I have a clue what this is supposed to mean.

>>136336339
Já te disse caralho, vai tomar no seu cú
Mas se tens fome de dar-me uma boa chupada podes voltar quando quiseres

Go to 4chan, retard

>>136336480
Just now I realized how hideously ugly Portuguese actually is. Even uglier than German.

>>136336480
I am just fuck tired to translate this shi
Can I rekvest u go to fuck?

>>136335230
My favorite topic is fucking your mom in her ass. Let us discuss this one please.

>>136336677
Are u this disgusting portugashitposter?

Caralho

>>136335066 (OP)
THERE'S SOMETHING INSIDE YOU

>>136336710
No I am not. Just rolled in to have some pratcical applience of my skill of fucking your mom

Quando se acaba o domínio dos ingleses porra
É pá

>>136335066 (OP)
> 1. You do not write anything in Russian
> 2. You DO NOT write anything in Russian
Ебал тебя в жопу, пидор. Уебывай в свою Америку.

>>136336402
It's basically a colloquial version of "however." Use it when something contradicts with what you've already said.

"He raped me roughly. I liked it tho."

>>136336930
So... Congratulations! You got PISSED.

>>136336857
but your still the same

>>136336930
Xixi xixi xixi

>>136336981
pissed on
"got pissed" means "got drunk" or "got mad"

I am a poor ukraian guy. hello to all

Хуй

>>136336930
Golden rain fetescist, we was waiting for you. getting dick out

>>136337035
Ščo nam chlopeć skaže

>>136336989
Son of a slut, you forgot "IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN
, so your mom dead.

>>136337067
>Golden rain
just lost

>>136337090
you too forgot "their talkin about you" so what

>>136337035
Ukrainian, you fag.
You make me feel ashamed for our country.

>>136337035
Fuck off, russian.

Let's get weird.

>>136337231
I just pissed on the other guy, you fag. Give me some time to drink some beer and then piss on you too, you fucking grammarnazi.

>>136337253
whats the point anyway

>>136337370
Your mom never back.

>>136337246
This is awesome

>>136337411
I must be fucked up but I'd feel relieved it if my parents died. Just only relieved, not a slight note of regret or anything.

>>136337595
Cynical?

>>136337669
Nope. They messed me up, badly. I just want them to die.

>>136337748
Kill'em all

>>136337595
I just completely broke up with my mom 2 years ago. She have had act like a bitch and I hate her that much. I do not know if she is in good health or no. I just know from my brother she is alive.
I do not sure if I speak to her to the rest of her or my life.
And my father is also alive but I hate him even more. And I think it is easier to be me than to be you.

>>136337806
But for the risk of going to prison, I'd have done it long ago.

>>136337914
Captching from children home?

>>136337914
What did they do to you?

My parents bullied me to the point where I couldn't say a single word to anyone. I was afraid of walking on the streets. They did everything to keep my self-esteem as low as ever possible posing it as parental care. Now I'm kinda making a recovery, no longer that scared of people, but things still pretty much suck.

bump though

>>136335066 (OP)
roll

карасик

>>136338391
You shouldn't think about your parents in your situation, i think. Of course not hate.

>>136336857
How about REAL HERO BEING???

>>136338687
You don't now words, but wrote it.

I dnt' give a fuck what op means by that "rules", так что нахуй иди

>>136338711
You don't know BEING A REAL HERO

>>136338800
shit, I've mixed code xd

>>136337476
What's inside the cup?

>>136340170
come

Владимир Путин молодец!

>>136340558
политик, лидер и борец!

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>>136335066 (OP)
Sup, b/itches, what's going on ITT?

>>136342057
We're drowning.

>>136342091
Stay cool, bro, you know that we can't get drown, couse we're shit

>>136335066 (OP)
Хуй соси

>>136342332
What did you say, whiteboy?

>>136342332
So gay

continuamos caralhos

>>136342709
perduro huevo mocha?

>>136335066 (OP)
Britanons and ruchanners have love for tea in common.

cука я мамок ваших ебал хули вы тут говорите ниче не понятно сука пендосы мы вас в очко выебем как в 45

>>136337144
I wonder... Isn't "Ukrainian" supposed to be spelled as "cockhole"?

>>136342760
Perdí hasta mis huesos, huevón.
Cuales son los pisos dónde tienes tu concha humilda para depositar tu mocha?

>>136337603
That is certainly something.
Is it okay if I felt sexual attraction towards an airplane?

>>136338981
>Still my father gone for fucking 15 years and then he appears in vkontakte to say "hello son" after he refused to support me.
You shouldn't judge him. Maybe he wanted to finish project Purity to save the Wasteland?

Բայց էթա ժիմպիզդեց այս խոսել

>>136343768
Designated shitting street is not here. Carry on, brown man.

>>136343790
Да ти охуїв, гета ж вірменьскій. С такім же вуспехом я мог би сказати що десігнейтед шиттінг стріт — це твоя мамаша, а що, чи у нєйо піздень ню чорная?

baby pull me closer

>>136344001
Chupanme los pisos

>>136344001
Je ne sais pas et je ne me soucie pas. Ces langues sont pour sortes de niggers.
Et par la façon - vous avez sûrement pouvez chier sur ma mère. Mais Cleveland Steamer coûts supplémentaires.

>>136344084
in the backseat of your rover

>>136344159
That I know you can't afford!

>>136344195
bite that tattoo on your shoulder

>>136344242
Pull the sheets right off the corner

>>136344271
of that mattress that you stole

>>136344295
Oh, yeah!
You gotta get schwifty.
You gotta get schwifty in here.
It's time to get schwifty.
Oh oh.
You gotta get schwifty.
Oh, yeah!
Take off your pants and your panties.
Shit on the floor.
Time to get Schwifty in here.
Gotta shit on the floor.
I'm Mr. Bulldops.
I'm Mr. Bulldops.
Take a shit on the floor.
Take off your panties and your pants.
It's time to get schwifty in here.
New song, schwifty.
Double x.
Schwifty song, comin' at ya.
It's the schwif-schwifty.
Hey, take your pants off.
It's Schwifty time today.

>>136344295
from your roommate back in boulder

>>136344320
We ain't ever getting older

>>136344320
we aint ever getting older

>>136343180
I sure remember reading this post.

>>136344482
Use protection, buddy. She's ridden with multiple STDs.

>>136343679
I loathe britfag shite.

>>136335066 (OP)
ролл

>>136344786
Bien sûr

>>136344789
How comes?

Sold her phone last night.
Now you have money for food.
Fuck poverty.

>>136344903
I just hate all those tossers who use a lift to get to their flat.

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>>136346933
I'm with you here bro. Putting "u" in words like color/favor must be the easiest way to come off as a jerk.

Sup guyz i have som shieeet

OI CHEEKI WANKERS, YOU GONNA SIT ERE UNTILL HOW MUCH BONGS?

煤

HI, MY AMERICAN COMRADES. I AM GENERAL IVAN FROM MOTHER RUSSIA AND I AM GOING TO BRING THE SOVIET FORMATION TO YOUR BEAUTYFUL COUNTRY.

烟灰

>>136347418
Your scum))

>>136347476
Surrender, pathetic counterrevolutionary. Soviet fleet is almost next to East Coast.

>>136347418
k than, try to suck my holy US dick, ivan

What's going on out there?

>>136335066 (OP)
Ай врот ю за щеку.

>>136335066 (OP)
Hi, my name is Vasily, London is a capital of Great Britain.

>>136347684
You should offer this to your European allies, not to me.

Anon, you know what? Fuck you.

Hohlinglish - speaking thread ITT.

>>136347932
Moscow is the capital of GB, because GB is now Britain Republic of USSR

>>136346933
>>136347258
Oi! Stop talking rubbish about me country! I fucked your mums in the arse so hard they need to use nappies now.
I'm pissed. Happy now?
I need some tea to calm down.

>>136348675
>Stop talking rubbish about me country
Are you in the UK now? How'd you end up there?

>>136348769
I hid in spacious boot of a lorry and traversed the strait from France. Frogs don't check borders anymore.

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>>136348943
You want British specifically? There are lots of great 'tubers from GB.
I like Ashens for his junk reviews and magnificent accent.
Many A True Nerd plays Fallouts a lot.
TotalBiscuit reviews games earnestly and eagerly.
Nothing else I watched comes to my mind now.
If you don't need British specifically - just watch american stuff in English.
And read physical books to build a vocabulary. I recommend an e-book for you can lookup definitions instantly.
And visit Reddit instead of Pikabu, FB instead of VK and 4chan instead of 2ch.

I have 8.5k words vocabulary AFAIR and there is a lot of room for improvement but this is more than enough to discourse.

>>136348080
> Said fucking slavic kid. Lmao, your face is so black not because you are nigger, its because of you're working at coal minу, SLAVic

Your language knowledge level makes me laught again and again

>>136349868
Apart from intentional misspellings can you exemplify those things that make you laugh?

>>136349479
Holy shit, a fellow MATN fan! Well, it was highly possible that someone who visits with hellhole is into his videos. But still.

My favorite MATN playthrough is surprisingly Ryse, during which he tried his best to guess the exact time period portrayed in the game using his knowledge of history. To no avail, LOL :) Although it was obvious that Ryse devs couldn't give a even a minor fuck about staying true to real history.

Hello, guys. I have a big problem. I can't come to girl, and ask her 'where is a beach'.

>>136349722
Every job is important, every job is useful. But I don't mean a lot of useless managers and traders, lol.

>>136350055
Your try to be actual common english language user

ты че охуел?с хуя ли я должен тебе?

>>136350308
>Your try
My ATTEMPT is still better than yours, faggot.

>>136350216
I had to ask for directions to a club called "NIGA"... in the black 'hood.
Suffice to say some severe anal rapes ensued.

>>136350204
Nah. I don't care much about games recently, but his expertise in FNV amuses and fascinates me. And the accent.

>>136350293
Im not talking about which job is important, and which are not. Im talking about situation in your country which are you not able to change

>>136350725
Russians are able to change the sutuation in there country, but first it needs to become more badly than now.

>>136351107
>more badly
More badly what?

>>136351197
Russia should fall on level to poor African republics. Now Russia is not very good, but it is not very bad too.

>>136351197
you should use worst

>>136351534
No, imbecile, you don't use "badly" without an adjective after that!
Yo wanted to say "Worse" but fucked up like an illiterate degenerate you are.

>>136351962
Oh, OK. Excuse me. I really agree that my English is more badly than yours.

>>136335066 (OP)
What the fuck is this thread anyways.
Kill yourself, it's a fucking Russian board.

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Over the last 24 hours I've fapped four times. Should I go for a fifth?

>>136353003
I did three times and it was good.
My current record is 6 times in 24 hours.

>>136353140
Mine is 7. That day I was to take my first USE exam and got nervous just a bit

>>136353640
>USE exam
That's the first time I see this word in English.
And USE exam is a bit redundant like "USA states" or "RF federation"

>>136353810
I take back my example: "USA states" actually makes sense.

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>>136335066 (OP)
thine thou yon
moar old-fuckashioned worddz

Hi lads, how's it going?

>>136360962
Everything's fucked up.

though

>>136361336
huyough

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>>136360962
>>136361242
SNAFU

Will "Occupate the Europe"-thread be today?

>>136362693
Ha! Only Europe? We can take all of Jupiter moons if we want!
Yeah, I know it's Europa, not Europe. But still.

>>136362693
Shit I hate them. Abu should forbide them and ban all those schoolboy occupators.

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>>136335066 (OP)
Или че, пендосы ебаные? В рот вас ебал.

bump

>>136363195
Yeah, still remember that subjugation of Uranus kinda joke ^{futurama edition}

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za sheku vam pisal

>>136367805
>Uranus
We renamed it to Urectum to end up with this joke once and for all!

переведите "ты че охуел?с хуя ли я должен тебе?"

>>136370752
still funny, though

>>136371195
This though is really a marker, though. Like an "eh" in Canada, eh?

>>136370991
"Are you nuts? Why the fuck i owe you?

sup, bitches!
Rolled in

>>136370991
you what dicked? From dick i owe you?

Overmind translation thread go!

>>136371690
Я не даю говно насчёт через разум переводить.
Иди на член, сука. Дрянь.

>>136373934
I completely disagree. It can be loads of fun.

>>136371530
Вы являетесь орехами? Почему трахание я должен вам?

>>136335066 (OP)
>Da Rules
Go fuck yourself, niggerfaggot

>>136375896
No, he's not nigger, he knows that he speaks to Russians so he has set "да" rules. There should also be NYET rules, but I don't see them.

>>136380853
Oh god, i laughed so hard!

I've forgot all the damn grammar!
What should i do now in order to fix that?

have a look
or
take a look?

>>136379307
This is just 10/10.
I mean, it's so fuckin true! And that makes it hillarious. God, i lost it.

>>136381155
I never knew it in the first place. I still don't.
And look at me. Grammar is unnecessary.

>>136381341
I fucking love these. Some you can see coming pretty early, some make you FEEL and then laugh.

would you mind to answer me >>136381264 sukasas?

>>136381264
>>136381563
Both. If you want to be britfag - you can have a look, but if you want to be an American - you should take a look.

>>136335066 (OP)
I vote for Trump, am i k?

>>136382234
Ty i r8 m8

Can we all agree that Brazilian people are literally living monkeys?
They even eat bananas.

>>136385028
Well duuuh.
Here is the shit race list, these races are or equal to niggers:
niggers
sandniggers
banananiggers (brazils)
gooks
niggers
pakis
indians
chinese
japs
niggers
niggers

>>136338542
How I find more porn pic of "Tri bogoti"rya"?

>>136344001
Very bed knowing of Ukrainian language. Give you 10 Russiaan dicks in your ass of 10

>>136385725
>Ukrainian
In this ITT thread it's spelled as "cockhole"

>>136385468
you forgot snowniggers (russians)

>>136385827
Give you "cockhole" in your mouth, check.

>>136385893
and greaseniggers (hohly)

>>136385972
>>136385893
How about potatoniggers and horseniggers?

>>136386001
>horseniggers
Never heard of this kinda niggers!

>>136386001
>>136385972
>>136385893
Guys enough. It's don't interesting at all

>>136386152
Kazakhstan

>>136386156
Let's discuss your mother then, shall we?
How's her health?

>>136386266
Nice. Yours mom ok?

>>136386541
NE YOURS A YOUR LEMITA EBANAYA

>>136386541
Uh oh. So she didn't find STD I gave her.

>>136335066 (OP)
А если напешу?

>>136386669
Oh. So you are the brave one.
As William Shakesman once said "Bravery is the soul of shit".
You won a Cleveland Steamer from an overweight shartmart.

>>136386669
3. If you do write something in commie speak, you get your face pissed on immediately

>>136386860
Isn't commiespeak supposed to look like "ФШГХ ЩФДЙЦ"?

>>136335066 (OP)
Английский - язык быдла.

/тред

Wow, the thread's still up.

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Дратути)))

Английский язык для пидоров.
Inglish language is for peedoors

ok

Can anybody describe me a sense of phrase: i'm not gay, but 20 dollars is 20 dollars?

>>136400866
im not a gay but for $20...

>>136400897
Thats mean some bad boy can make anything for those, who give him money? Gay-slut, yeah?

>>136401016
kinda, yeah

>>136400866
does the janitor like cleaning up shit? no, he just does it for money

>>136401054
would u ride a dick of some random niggah for 20 bucks?
money rules in this world

The time has come for screencaps! There are only a few left.

>>136401837
that's a lot of words
dont wanna read it
too tired for that shit

btw, ive read the second one, not funny
r u a kid that likes stupid memes?

>>136402256
If you call "stereotypes" "memes" I have bad news for you.

>dont wanna read it
No one is making you.

And a few more.

>>136404450
В чём соль первого пика? Типа если яйцами не касались, то не считается?

>>136406462
Соль первого, что по понятиям опа все пидорские вещи которые они делали - не считаются им пидорскими, но касаться яйцами - пидорство.

>>136406558
Ну я так и понял, просто странно как-то.

>>136407669
>странно
That's the whole point.
It's like Schrodinger's faggot: >>136379279

>>136373934
>>136374333
никто не может перевести правильно мои фразы

Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down.

>>136408152
Nobody cannot transfer right my phrases.

>>136335066 (OP)
АНГЛИЙСКИЙ ТРЕД

Правила:
1. Вы не пишите ничего по-русски.
2. Вы НЕ пишите ничего по-русски.
3. Если вы пишите что-нибудь на языке коммунистов, вам сразу же отсасывает ОП этого треда.
4. Не поправляйте никого, если вас не просят. Если вы делаете это, то получите... вы знаете что произойдёт.
5. Бред наподобие "..." не приветствуется. Хотя всем плевать.
6. Не ставьте though в конце каждого предложения, думая что это делает вас меньшим гайдзином. Это не, таки.
7. Нет правил в действительности, делайте что чёрт возьми вам нравится.
8. Роллы запрещены.
9. Это наиболее хороший тред в би.
10. Идите нахуй.

>>136409245
да ты што

>>136409245
>на языке коммунистов
На немецком что ли? Или на китайском?

>>136410728
It's Swedish or CANADIAN!

>>136410728
commie is a derogatory term for Russian, along with rusky

Vkatilsya

>>136411438
Go nahuy commie, we don't speak with transliteration here cyka blyad.

>>136335066 (OP)
>1. You do not write anything in Russian
Иначе что будет?

>>136411702
>>136335066 (OP)
>3. If you do write something in commie speak, you get your face pissed on immediately
Your face is now soaking with urine.
Your move?

>>136411758
Ну и что, ты уже обоссал себе монитор, целясь в мой пост?

>>136411793
I didn't pee to the screen, I aint no imbecile.
The metaphorical urine covered you magically.

>>136411844
> I aint no imbecile
Сомнительное утверждение, дружок. So long.

как переводится чек ит аут?

>>136411910
So long is my dick.

>>136411954
Зацени.

>>136411954
"зацени"

>>136411954
ПРОВЕРЬ ЭТО СНАРУЖИ

>>136335066 (OP)
Sup fucktards! Time to talk dirty to me.

>>136413155
M-mom? What are you doing here???

>>136413155
>Time to talk dirty to me.
Hell no. You are a nice person and we value you very much. Take that!

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>>136415542
cunt

Who's worse? The talk-dirty-to-me faggot or the chubby-asian-boys wanker?

>>136415730
Both this is shit and that is shit and both of those shits are fuck them in the mouth.

Bullet Tooth Tony: What's Boris doing here? Boris, what are you doing here?
Boris: Fuck you!
[Tony shoots him twice, then goes over to Tyrone]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Where's the case?
Boris: [groans] You piece of crap …
Bullet Tooth Tony: Don't take the piss, Boris.
Boris: I'll show you … now …!
[Tony shoots him four more times]
Boris: Fuck you!
[Tony shoots him again]
Boris: Almost had it …
Bullet Tooth Tony: [annoyed] For fuck's sake …
[Takes careful aim and shoots Boris one more time; looks down at Tyrone]
Bullet Tooth Tony: [contempt] Fuck you, an' all.
[Casually pulls the trigger, only to learn that he has run out of ammunition]
Bullet Tooth Tony: [exasperated] You lucky bastard!

ИДИТЕ НАХУЙ С РУССКОГО ДВАЧА

>>136417964
Russkies BTFO

СЛАВА УКРАИНЕ,Я ХУЕСОС
@
обосрался во сне

Are we ever going to have a decent conversation in English here?

Why you create this thread on 2ch? Why you won't go on 4chan if you know englich? I don't know english and this makes me cry.

>>136335066 (OP)
Пошел нахуй пендос ебучий что бы я еще на русской юорде пиндоский читал ух сука

>>136419756
Пидарасы! Хватит это терпеть!

>>136419302
to much shitposting from people that don't know english
the mysterious russian soul strikes again. pidorussians saw other people having fun so they came to shit it up.

>>136335066 (OP)
>
> 3840x2400
>
> ENGLISH THREAD
>
Почему бы тебе просто не съебать на форчаан?

>>136335066 (OP)
Нихуя не понятно, о чём тред то?

>>136419575
the only russians on 4chan stay in their 24/7 russian general speaking only russian

How i can learn english, if i am lazy bitch?

>>136417882
Fucking magnficent film.
I like Statham`s voice.
And this moment.

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>>136423691
The thread's dead, Ted. The thread's dead.

I was waited this thread for two years!

>>136425253
>Я был ожиданным этого треда двух лет!
Learn your grammar, boy.

>>136425394
I've been waiting for this thread for two years?

>>136426743
That's better.

>>136427096
I however don't like the duplication of "for." Must be another way to put it.

>>136427096
Still incorrect though.
First for seem to be redundant.

>>136427272
I've been waiting this thread.

>>136335066 (OP)

Обоссал манек.

>>136335066 (OP)

ролл

>>136335066 (OP)
sasai pindos obama chmo

>>136427272
It's more likely than you think:
Я ехал на поезде на верхней полке из Владивостока, чтобы привезти подарок для тебя для того, чтобы показать, что что бы ни случилось, ты всегда останешься моей сестрой.

Or more appropriate for this thread:
James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher - a grammaticaly valid sentence
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_while_John_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_a_better_effect_on_the_teacher

Хуй сосите, маньки. Россия для русских, харкач для русскоговорящих.

>>136427369
I respectfully disagree. If you disprove that it's a valid sentence - i'd be more than grateful for the info.

Hello boys

>>136427655

Дрочую. Нада засагать парашу

>>136335066 (OP)
Пошел нахуй

>>136335066 (OP)
Фак ис изи фак ис фани море пиплс фак фор мани иф ю финк то фак ис фани фак юселф энд сейв ю мани

Ебаться это просто и весело много людей ебутся за деньги если ты думаешь что ебаться весело выеби себя и сохрани свои деньги

>>136427655
> Россия для русских
Москва для москвичей

>>136427369
>The first for seems to be redundant
are you telling me about grammar

>>136428741
Yes he tell you about grammar be cause his grammar is more good then you're.
Butthurt thread declared open!

>>136428891
you fucking with me or what

>>136429071
Yes I fucking with you.
You're sense of humour absent.

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Cho tut proishodit?

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This thread lives longer than I could expect. And surprisingly negligible amount of dumb schoolboys too.

I'll bump once more and then I'm gonna get hammered, glassed, wasted, bummed, pummeled, shitfaced.
Cheers, fucktards.

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>>136335066 (OP)
Иди нахуй.

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как поять телефон?

ensue is a word i could never get the point of

>>136444758
Следует жи.
I flipped off an alpha male. A butt-kicking ensued.
I told swear words near dad. A month without the Internets ensued.
I told that I won't clean floors in the barracks. 3 days of clink ensued.
I stole 50000 roubles from my neighbor. 5-year prison sentence ensued.
I stepped on a towel. An anal rape ensued.

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