ENGLISH THREADDa Rules:1. You do not write anything in Russian2. You DO NOT write anything in Russian3. If you do write something in commie speak, you get your face pissed on immediately4. Don't correct anyone's mistakes unless asked to. If you do, you get your... y'know what'll happen5. Gibberish like "sasai pindos obama chmo" is not welcomed. Who cares though6. Don't put "though" at the end of your every last sentence thinking it makes you sound less runglishy. It doesn't, though7. There are no rules really, do whatever the fuck you want8. Rolls aren't forbidden9. This is the most retarded thread on /b/0. You're welcome
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Sage
>>135447408аааа, забыл, это же улиточка, она запускает иммунитет
>>135447568are you alright
>>135447606you are on thin ice my internet is bad,
>>135447199 (OP)can I speak from my heart? ok, thoughU MOM IS DEADits a pity.
Hello rus retard. How to live in poorest and tardest contry ever?
>>135447199 (OP)Don't you think that this "though" at the end of 6th paragraph sounds like one of the worst jokes ever made?
>>135447947Come on, it's not that bad.
sage & hide
>>135447760I'm a Ukrainian, not a Russian, you faggot
OP is a faggot and>>135447568 is a faggot too so i'm welcome, thx guys and dont put though at the end of your every last sentence thinking you're welcome, russian pigs
>>135449817is a faggot
>>135449826cmon man, dont be so harsh, do it gentle big guy
>>135449941man, put that shit
>>135449957i put it man, but did you, huh?
>>135450011you, but i like every gay in this
>>135447199 (OP)з а ч е м
>>135447199 (OP)>implying some of those Russian plebs knows English
>>135450108there are no russians man, just awesome, great and powerful jewish elite
>>135448848You don't need an indefinite article before nationalities, you jerk.
>>135450108>plebs knowsYou pretty much look like one of them...
>>135450108>knowsWhat a fuck-up on your part.
zdarova
so pussies why so slow make this thread hot oh god i wanna see it flowing wanna see a bang, man, a bang of words from all kinds of russian teehtless mouths yeah write it down, yeah
use ur fingers baby just use it
>>135450203Another one. The verb agrees with the subject which is "some."
>>135450449get lost nerdie
>>135447199 (OP)Саги тупому треду ни о чем.
>>135450535You can't kick me out of my fucking thread.
>>135450449Always thought that some =/= single person.Anyways, I just realized it should be any.
>>135450641i can fuck ur thread THOUGH
>>135450684drop ur brain man itll be right decision and definitely less painful than living with it
>>135450812You can only fuck your hand, lousy skank ass twat.
sowhere is fun
>>135450947yeeeah im doing it right now make me horny big nerdie
>>135450881The way you did with yours? Nothankyou.
>>135450948Now with you here, we can have some.
>>135447199 (OP)Hello, englishmansSorry for my english. It's little bit bad.How r u all?
>>135451003khm. but i did it another way JUST THROUGH MY BUTT MAAN so please do so i implore
>>135450995You're weird, man. Like, really fucking weird. Beyond weird.
>>135451086im fine man but other men not there are even not men (OP im sure hes not hehehe)
>>135447199 (OP)>You do not write anything in RussianДобре. Всім привіт
>>135451113there is nothing modern science cant broke or fix man
>>135451153I'm glad to hear it. If anon fine - im fine too
>>135451157no dude no man not dobre but BAD terrible bringing tears in my eyes, too short and meaningless your miserable words
>>135451215Is it even my post that you replied to?
>>135451157Kchokhleekoo, get out there.
>>135451292thats great u can hear stuff i write. how do they call it ee-- synaesthesia or something. ur insane and will be locked in some bad place
>>135451522U write just rnd words?
Been learning English for years. Today I found out that "shite" is a British way to say "shit." I used to think it was just a typo.
>>135451385curious question uve asked the answer is my hand was right
>>135451642the same degree u speak to others
>>135451780Fok uI told u that my english is bad.
>>135451522>synaesthesiaSo you can see sounds and hear colors?Is that related to the way you write?
>>135451387Але в правилах тільки про москальску мову
>>135451863he>>135451153 is glan to hear my words i appreciate his insanity
ou pee is great but he did wrong allowing everyone to write the way too high to ones who cant and depths too dark to ones who can
and how tell me who can read i should disperse this darkness here if light i brought can only burn but not calm down in gentle touch?
What are you doing here ?
>>135452730Speaking english, obviously.
Maybe are you will advise me good movie?
Where can I find english speaker to talk to him?
>>135452934I watched Wrong yesterday, it was awesome. One of those must-see movies.
>>135453058Who would ever care to waste their time on talking to a rusky Ivan?
Guys, guys, I feel pretty sad today. idk why. Autumn sucks
How to translate "idk"?
Is here any native speaker I could lampovo obshyatsia with and improve my English?
>>135453504I don't know?
>>135453504I don't know, pidarahen ebany)
So, one evening russian guy gets out to the apple garden. His first idea is to eat an apple. He grabs one, ready to bite, but thunder rams, earth shakens and cracks, and giant arse appears from the crack. It liks the apple from guys hand with its long tongue and retires to the crack, closing it. The guy stands shocked, and only words he is able to say are "What whas this..?". Thunder rams again as he finishes speaking, earth cracks. Giant arse appears back and says: "Antonovka".
>>135453169But I am Magomed from Caucasus Mountains.
>>135453847That's even worse coz you are half-human, lowblood
>>135447199 (OP)Im rolling in. Would anybody like to talk about computer programming?
>>135453513If fluent will be enough, you can try to start with me :3
>>135453819I know some funny stories too.A bear was walking through the forest. Suddenly, he saw a car which was on fire. He sat in that car and burnt to the death.
Как лучше объяснить потребление предлогов?
>>135454273He was a russian bear, no doubt?
>>135447199 (OP)OP is dick
>>135454500Which one?
What's up, guys? I want you to check out my translation of song "Beautiful Life" by Big Russian BossIntro:Yo, listen up whale's dick!This is track by greatest Russian MC Big Russian BossYea, His Majesty's hereYou know it is Hustle Hard FlavaSalute to my homies Pimp and Bogomol AlcatrazYea, yea, you know, faggot, look hereThis is genial track "Beautiful Life"You'll never catch up me!Verse 1:(Rrrrraw) I waking up at sunrise from sing of Russian rapper (faggot)Because all of them are cocks, but they doesn't have one (nooo)New plan to climb up on ladderYou wanted to climb but occasionally farted (boo)My hand is under blanket, I smell fresh clit (um-um)Fucked your girlfriend while you read my twitter (Boss!)Earned a million on my concerts (yea)You have money only in GTA San Andreas (geek)It's as hard to be a Boss as have sex in the ear (oh yea)I driving Ferrari, you going on bus (faggot)Large amount of money and large women asses (large)I'm sorry, but all your life is large amount of shit (boo)Chorus:Elite cars, all gold around me (oh yea)Expensive vines and my favorite yacht club(I love) you know Boss love this beautiful life (what life?)Beautiful life it's the beautiful life (very) (x2)Verse 2:11 Bugatti in my garage. High classYou wanted to jerk out when sitting, jab your eye when you cum(Rrrrrrraw) My bitches shake their assesYours piss standing (boo)You got moss under nose, wood ugly (goof)Boss' beard is a symbol of man hormones (real man!)Your girlfriend cries cause your boobs is bigger (bitch)My life is like movie "Fatal contact" (yea)You are Rain Man, but your rain is gold (pissed off)Gold rolex adorns my hand (oh yea)Only very beauty bitches near Boss (very)I cummed in Guf's eye, he has cloudy weekdays (I'm sorry)From scrapyard to home - constant route (go!)InstrumentalVerse 3:(Rrrraw) Russian bitmakers are jerking on Jaytilla (boo)One of them wanted nice voice but was born a Slim (loser)Your bitches are dream about a man like me (yea)Your only bitch growing from a shoulder (wanker!)MC in Russia rapping with my dick in their mouth (yea)Fuck as hard as me in kindergarten (a long time ago)Girls don't want to have sex with you, you have it with a cat (meow-meow)It's cheaper, cause it ready to do it for a milk (bitches!)You started lift, you lift only one year (skinny)Filthy fartknocker, it's disgusting to touch you even with my foot (boo)I know what is lifeI climb from the bottom (from bottom)Night with a Boss is a tale with a happy endOutro:Boss! Boss! Boss! Yea! Yeeeeeeaaa! Yea!
>>135454393No, it was american grizzly bear.
>>135454597>Russian rapper (faggot)Laughed too hard at this point to read it any further.
>>135454680>americanOh yea, I should have figured, russian one whould've been carrying vodka.GOOD RIDDANCE, AMERICAN DOG!
>>135454981>DOGHm, CUR will fit better.
Want to learn English for education because this year have examens. What shall I do read books? I know it too bad Crrect Fix mstakes
I'm born to be wild!!
>>135447199 (OP)Sup famsI'm currently watching a Harry Potter movie (the fifth one) and i'm really confused about the casting choices they've made. I mean, blimey, Cho Chang isn't "very pretty" at all! Neither is Ginny Weasley. Moreover, they could've made both of them extremely hot with a help of a little bit of makeup and another haircut, but they didn't. They kept their looks mediocre deliberately. Why? Is it that Harry Potter simply has a rubbish taste in chicks? Sorry, i can only ask it this, where 12yo feminist slash-fan-fiction writers can't get me.
>>135455340*ask it here
The old professor and his wife were sitting one night in front of their fire both deep in thought. Suddeny the bell rang. "Good gracious," whispered the wife, "there's my husband," and rose to open the door."Confound it," exclaimed the professor and jumped out of the window.
>>135454981And a russian bear wouldn't even sit in a burning car because he has russian savvy.American bears are SOOO STUPID.
>>135455340Two things that come to my mind:1. They just didn't give a single fuck. More possible, as for me.2. They wanted them to look mediocre, like, anyone can become a wizard, not only "chosen ones".
>>135455340At least they are not dark or slavian
>>135454597C'mon guys, spend 40 minutes to translate. Tell me where are mistakes, and wonder how gorgeous this song is!
>>135455865But at the same time, both Daniel and Emma are quite on the spot in terms of the looks.And AFAIK, Rowling herself has been participating in choosing the actors MFW when after ~13 years she says "i never said Hermione was black lel" just to avoid a massive outrage of SJWs towards her". I mean, god damn it, how could she overlook it?
>>135455998If Cho was hot, i wouldn't give a damn if she was black/mexican/indian/polish/etc., she's just not, that's it. Despite the numerous "she was very pretty" kind of epithets thrown on her in the books.
>>135454245But I want to befriend someone not from Mordor!
I was walking through the city streetsand a man walks up to me...Continue, anon
https://youtu.be/y3qkf3bajd4
>>135456480> I was walking through the city streets> and a man walks up to me...He showed me his dick and said 'oi anon, hop on it and I will marry you so you can move from Mordor and become a fellow citizen of my country'. And then I woke up on a lecture
>>135456363The film director has shown himself as a faggot, especially in 4th part: skipped the whole film, didn't show important book fragments. Not to mention the fact that Albert Einstein was the film director
>>135456480He asked me Would I fuck his wife? I sayed NOO He sayed "I too" and walked away
>>135450192Thank you, I knew something wasn't right with articles though still used them.
>>135454597Cringeworthy. And I wonder why so many English beginners try to translate songs into English.
>>135447199 (OP)This is dead.
>>135457520>this thread
>>135456007>occasionallyaccidentally>have sex in the earto fuck the ear, I think>amount of moneyamounts of money>but all your life is large amount of shitwhole your life is shit>Boss loveBoss loves>high classProbably, something like grade A, not sure.>when sitting, jabI'd say just sitting, and jabbed>boobs isboobs are>goldgolden?>constantwell known>are dreamcan only dream>started lift...decided to lift, lasted only one year>climbclimbed?>>135457494Because why not? Any practice is better than no practice.
>>135456480...he asks me "Got some change?"I say "no," he goes "What if I find some?"
>>135457662You dont need this shit in real life cause nobody cares
>>135457886Don't need the translation? Sure, but, as I said – practice, and also another excuse to listen to your favorite song, and curiousity – how it will sound in different language?
>>135458343>to listenTo listen agian, I mean.
>>135455340https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do20JDmfFQwhave you seen this? clever theory, as for me. Kinda fits into HP\Voldemort\Horcrux paradigm. What do you think?
>>135457882...I'm like "Gotta problem?", he's like "Hey are you fucking with me?"And here commences the battle whence only one shall return
Dont you mind if I suck any dick?
>>135458831I was never into HP. I think it's for kids. I mean, when an adult person watches a movie about miracles and magic, it looks pathetic.
>>135459195But what if miracles and magic made by jesus?
>>135459018the last line needs to be polished just a bit> And 'ere commenceth ye Battle whence merely One shalt returne
>>135459018Gotta means got to ("I gotta go")
>>135447199 (OP)>1. You do not write anything in Russianфак ю пидор)))))))))
>>135459195> it's for kidsOh wow, go kill yourself, tosser, your existence looks pathetic.
>>135459495Another russsian redneck
>>135459670Fucking russians
>>135459670In Russia we call'em quilted jackets.
finally a thread I can understand>mfw lurking here for over a year now>not understanding shit>but coming here every day for the webmsgreetz from the Vaterland
хуй
>>135459902>VaterlandOssie oder Wessie bro?
>>135459956perhaps you meant dick?
>>135459902>VaterlandWhat does it mean? Is it a country?
>>135460022Wessie
>>135460094Hell yeah it is, you google banned scum.
>>135460120oi, Southie there m8. Grüß Gott.
>>135459456"gotta" also means "got a"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSD4vsh1zDADon't think that I listen to this shitty band, just googled "I gotta feeling" and it gave me this.
>>135460226grützi in den süden, hier aus dem schönen nrw (nicht der hässlich ruhrpott natürlich) Bin noch ein qualitätsdeutscher aus gutem Hause!
>>135460179I dont have to know any shit about politics. So fuck off.
>>135460243nope. "Got a" means "got a". Seriously? Black Eyed Peas? Who are they, a bunch of cunning linguists?
>>135460432Who is this person?Guess who :3
>>135459902I start these threads every week, strange thing we haven't met before. How did you find out about 2ch?
>>135460432But still a google banned prick you are, my boy.
>>135447199 (OP)fuck is easy, fuck is funnymany peoples fuck for moneyif you want to fuck it funnyfuck yourself and save your money
>>135460536most of the time I lurk in the webm threads, but I will look out for the english threads aswell!/int/ when?
>>135460325Ich wohne jetzt in Frankonia, aber ich bin kein richtiger Deutsch (stamme aus Siberia, löl). Was machst du hier überhaupt?
>>135460470http://ru.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gotta...See the second definition...
>>135460529I like his moustache! Maybe some white rapper?
>>135460685Ich schlage hier Zeit tot, versuche irgendwie mein russisch aufzubessern (was überhaupt nicht klappt) und kenne mich mittlerweile mit den WebM Fäden extrem gut aus, kenne auch schon fast alle standardmäßig geposteten.
>>135460703Oh yeah. You oughta listen to some of his mixtapes, they're lit
>>135460657Hey mate? please forget all shit you know and just watch UK TV cause its better way to improve your English if you gonna live in UK or in USA. If you are not gonna live in English speaking countries just calm and forget about your practice and other shit. Told ya I know what Im saying.
>>135460799Na ja, Russisch ist eines richtige Arschschmerz (sowie auch Deutsch). Aber warum brauchst du Russisch? Ist deine Freundin Russisch oder noch was?
>>135460909You mean he was on fire?
2ch.hk is the best imageboard existing at this point of time, it's fast, has 20MB Limit and a lot of contributors.What do we want more?Fuck 4chan, 8ch... name it, they're all shit compared to this masterpiece
>>135461047Бля, до чего же уебанский язык.
>>135459902Hey wanna be my friend? I can translate russian for you!
>>135461184Verpiss dich!
>>135461158No, not he, his mixtapes>>135461184Двачую. Но, как говорится, завел трактор — пахай поле
>>135460529Homo-stalin?
>>135461047Finde es schon wichtig wenigstens Interesse daran zu haben die Seite die man täglich benutzt auch zu verstehen.>>135461200Okay sure
>>135461336Na schön, jetzt geht's um warum brauchst du überhaupt russischen Seiten zu benutzen?
>>135461283Немецкий - самый красивый язык, он приятно и чётко звучит, на нем приятно читать и говорить, учил его пол года любви ради и текстов песен для.
>>135461520На вкус и цвет. Мне французский нравится
>>135461172Most anons say 2ch is shit today. What good are all these features you mentioned if this imageboard is full of scumbags?
>>135461477Weil Krautchan z.B der übelste Müll ist.Die Leute sind Krebs, man kann nicht mit VPN posten, es ist AsbachUralt.pngUnd jeder weiß, dass 2ch.hk der beste Anlaufpunkt für richtig gute WebM Fäden ist, also wenn man gute WebMs sehen will kommt man hierher, die meisten kennen es zum Glück noch nicht.
>>135461283Yeah. Got it. Know who else were on fire these times? The Jews.
>>135461336Prima! Hast du Telegram oder Skype? Facebook vieleicht?
>>135461599The good thing is I don't understand a single word, so I don't get the cancerous jokes.
>>135461244Why are you being rude to him? He just only said that German is a beautiful language. Уебанский means 'so fucking good.' Russian cussing words can mean the opposite things while being very similar in spelling. Compare the English 'shit' and 'the shit.'
>>135461599The life is full of scumbags, not just this webiste. Don't be so naïve. >>135461623Na komm schon, jeder WebM Faden ist absolut gleich — gleiche Videos, gleiche J-POP Scheisse, gleiche "aaarrrrgggghhh Schluss mit diese J-pop Scheisse" Posten. Sind die WebM-Fäden an anderen Imageboarden sogar schlechter?
>>135461768Traue mich nicht mein Telegram hier zu schreiben, gib mir deins wenn du dich traust :^)>>135461929Also die WebM Fäden sind überall anders deutlich schlechter, bis hin zu nicht existent mag ich meinen.Als Beispiel mal 4chan's /wsg/ die haben ziemlich gute Fäden (inhaltlich gesehen) aber das 4MB Limit, welches einfach shit ist in $currentyear also 2ch hat schon die allerbesten.
>>1354618012ch had never been good. This is an urban myth in our community, so to say. Like a paradise concept. Any proper b\tard will enentually end up there.
>>135462123Na gut @folky
>>135462181Нахуй ты отвечаешь своим кривым английским, он подумает что это я пишу "2ch had never been good".
>>135462181I mean the thought that 2ch once was a good place. It had been pretty shitty along the way.
>>1354621812ch is way less cancerous than Krautchan or 4chan for example, but I have to say I don't understand the rusfags that could be why I like it so much here.But just from the usability it's the best. You can't deny that.
>>135462338Chto zhe tam krivogo manya
>>1354623662ch was always a trash hole. What I really miss is 0сhan.
>>135462398Yep. Abu did a great job.
>>135462453Нельзя просто с ходу взять и ебануть паст пёрфект, нужна привязка к событию в прошлом, которого тут нет.
Here im praticing my awful english>>135461520I've been strated learn deutsch in... 13, maybe. Now, Im 15 and hate deutsch beacuse of comlusion. Rly! Fuck pidorussian education system. Now i know about 20 or 30 words and i know nothing. I don't even know all of pronouns. i've got the worst english skill itt. I understand it.
>>135447199 (OP)Hello, guys. I'm very glad to see you. no, because I cannot see you but I know that you are retarded So, to prectice the lenguage I can just go to 4chan but they won't be able to correсt me. Sorry for your wasted time.
>>135462695tochno, ti prav, manya.
>>135462695You damn right...
>>135462729Even i've drunk I can see that you have proebalsya.> prectice> lenguagethe same noob as you. >>135462697
>>135462756Какая я тебе маня, пошли выйдем?
>>135462729Languagefix myself*
>>135462398Are you a neonazi or smth?
>>135463051In my native language It's called opiska pis'ka))
>>135463132no just memeing around
2ch
VSEM PRIVET YA TOZHE GOVORYU PO ANGLIYSKI!!!!
>>135463245Shit happens))
>>135463344Naes U ape гood
>>135463051you probably wanted to say something along the lines of>Even though I'm drunk, I can see you've fucked up some partsbut couldn't
>>135461801Что за фильм?
>>135463510Yep. But we are on the russian imageboard right now. That's the meaning of "proebalsya"
>>135463726But u are right in the first part. Im proebalysa
>>135462398Dicks out for Abu
>>135463344Krasava
>>135464540
>>135464540 .
>>135464562поссал на тебя срал
>>135464562На каком случае по половой проблемы с подругой контент в треде.
>>135447199 (OP)roll
gently caresses your balls
5'7 manlet here. 23 years old, virgin. Why live?
>>135447199 (OP)Never seen such a retarded use of English b4. Why the fuck you even create this thread every week or two? If somebody wants to get good at English - move to Eng speaking country or at least hire a private tutor. Just get the idea that you're not learning anything new here, you're just consolidating your existing errors.
Sup guys are there anyone who entered in one of Moscow universities where English was necessary for magistrate courses? I have a plan to participate in high school economics Olympiad for students on the spree of commercial law. The winning in such event allows to inter the university. Does anybody have experience in such things? There is no much time because the event will begin in 6 month, so I have to work hard with it. Any advices maybe?
>>135474482Fuck, mistakes. It's not me, it's t9.
>>135447199 (OP)Проституция и пропаганда. Таким ходом задроты и вовсе русский язык забудут. Западло.
>>135474530It's rather "errors", than "mistakes".
>>135473720Yeah on the one hand you're right, if no one will show your mistakes, u will continue doing them. But someone can notice it so u can learn on your mistakes. And this is experience, English practice even if it on sosach is good I suppose.
>>135474482Yes, sure! I always have an advice. Do a barrel roll ofc.
>>135474744Hm I think I don't understand the difference between these words in the contet of the text I wrote.
>>135474850Very useful, thx.
>>135474986>context
>>135474790Most of the people over here don't speak eng even on a basic level. Of course there are some eng speaking guys like me that can correct you and stuff, but don't expect it to happen too often.
>>135447199 (OP)Пора банить этих пидаров. Хуже куклотреда, чесслово. Тем хоть было что обсуждать.
>>135475065Agree, but you're not the only one native speaker I think) and those guys who are not native speakers can also write grammatically correctly.
>>135475174We're talking in English here in hope to improve our skills! But it's only hope I think. So you're right. Sage!
>>135474986In that context English speaking people will never use word "mistakes", they will use "errors". These two words mean the same only if you translate them in Rus. In English you use "mistake" when it's related to real life, if you get the idea. "Error" is used to describe mistakes made in writing, not always, but mostly.
>>135475236Nah, eng is not my native language.
Okey guys I want to improve my skill in English. I think I know grammar well, but when I want to say smth I can't because my vocabulary is too bad. So there is a question - what is the best way to fulfill vocabulary? Anon how did u learn English?
>>135475460Okey got it)
>>135475236And never use brackets, when you're writing. That's a 100% sign that you are some Eastern European scum. If you want to express a smile use ":)" or "(:" .
>>135475497So the question for you>>135475600. How did u learn English? How long did u learn it?
>>135475662I'll take note:)
>>135475600Well i'm living in US for 5 years. With basically zero lvl English i picked up a lot just talking with people. Now i'm a successfull student at one of the colleges in my state. And guess what ? I have to write a fuckin' essay for my English class, it has to be done on Monday and instead of that i'm talking with you guys lol
УХХХХХ ПЕНДОСЫ БЛЯТ
>>135475863living in the*, of course. "The" is really important there.
Сажи пендосам
I'm an artist.I'm a performance artist.People hire me to fulfill their fantasies.Deep dark fantasies
>>135475863For guy who has been living in us for 5 years it's not a problem I think to write an essay in English:) Did the same thing 2 months ago, but it was an article for conference in Moscow. Theme was very specific (sphere of law) and a few hours passed till I managed to end the work:) it was very hard.
>>135476175Artist, blyad'. You're not an artist, you're a faggot.
fucking cocksuckers
>>135476206"I think" should go either in the beggining of the sentence or the end, separated by a comma.
>>135476237Fuck you
I'm studying Eng last year, but I understand anything.F* off any haters )
>>135476175DEEPDARKFANTASY is a nickname of character in lineage two.
>>135476206Trust me man, it's hard. Ofc i fluently speak and write, but i never wrote essays b4, literally. It has to have a particular structure, intro, body, paragraphs, all that shit. That's pretty difficult for a person, who doesn't know any rules. On top of that my vocab is quite limited, i always unconsciously try to simplify my speach, although i understand most of the words. I just can't remember them, when i need to, since i don't use them at all. Here's an example. We have a word "good", it has several synonyms like "well/fine/decent/etc", but i still will use only "good". I don't even know why.
>>135476310Eastern European scum detected.
>>135476300Yeah, right, forgot about this:) once I had a talk with English speaker (his native language French, and also he knows German) and he said that English very "formal" language. There is no freedom in sentence construction, there is only acceptable words order in sentence. He said russian and french in this aspect are much better, because you can express your mind the way you want. But it makes those languages much harder to learn.
>>135476648>these
>>135476582By the way writing can help you in improving skills (the same thing I had with russian) In scientific works you should maximize your vocabulary to make good expression for one who reads your work. And using synonyms is simply makes your work better. I tell this because I very often face with writing some scientific stuff in sphere of law (student of law institute).
>>135476648Once i though so too. But since i enrolled into that Eng class, my instructor showed me, that if you know how, you can juggle words and sentences around, expressing yourself as you want, but staying gramatically correct. So Eng is not that formal if you know it really good.
>>135476963Well to be honest my goal is to get thru this damn Eng class with at least a "B" and forget it. It's just a core class for my program, i didn't want to take it, i just had to.
>>135477112What is core class?
obama chmo
>>135477190Well here for most degree programs they require you to take "core classes". For my nursing program it's Psychology/Anatomy/English/Dietology. It's like a base for your future education.
>>135477386With this base I can't even imagine what's you major?
>>135477447Nursing, as i said.
>>135477386Although maybe doctor?:)
>>135477489Close. But i'm not willing to spend so much time and money.
>>135477484Oh didn't notice.
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>>135477506But after all if you were doctor you could grab lots of money! I heard doctors are very rich in America.
ИДИТЕ НАХУЙ С РУССКОЙ БОРДЫ ПРОКЛЯТЫЕ ПИНДОСЫ! ПУТИН ВАС ВСЕХ В РАДИОАКТИВНЫЙ ПЕПЕЛ СОТРЁТ!
>>135477596Мань ну ты чо не бугурти
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>>135477594They are. Average physician makes ~90k+/year. Some types of surgeons can make twice as much. But anyway, i'll be ok with my 60 grand/year, spending 3 times less of time and probably around ~40k less money than the physician. Time man, it's all about time. I don't want to spend my life studying and then working 24/7 to the rest of my life.
>>135477506Okay thanks for this talk, it's day in us I think, but in Russia it's already 04:00 so I have to sleep a little bit:) and so how is my English? Would like to hear evaluation of my skill:) as it is possible considering this not so long talk
>>135464540me dickrate
>>135465476>>135477799Абу благословил этот пост.
>>135477791Нормально, в принципе. Для писулек в рашкоунивере вообще збс. Под спойлером такую дичь написал, что не будь я пидорахой, я бы ничего не понял. Базарь с англоязычными больше, подтянешь язык хорошо, хотя бы будешь понимать, согласно какой логике они строят предложения. Это важно.
>>135477718Yeah, understand. Every person has his own way in life.
>>135477875Ну вот хочу этим усиленно заняться, так как в планах работа в международных юр фирмах, надеюсь получится че нибудь. Спасибки за беседу, буду работать над языком. Удачи:)
>>135477936Давай, спокойной. У меня только вечер начался, так что буду сидеть строчить эссэ.
> tfw talking in english when shitting
>>135477875и вправду такая хуйня под спойлером аж стыдно стало
>>135477973Да по-русски не лучше ))
i have never had a girlfriend
>>135477999Вот есть у меня знакомый, один в один как этот чувак. Он переебал столько тянок, сколько я за 3 жизни не переебу. Вот и думай.
>>135478045Ну так Мб это он и есть, разводит телок, типо давит на жалость, пожалейте меня петян не было никогда. А потом ебет их.
>>135478045
You go nothere, until you have your papers.
>>135478183You'll go*
>>135447199 (OP)Не понял что ОП-хуй написал.Вниз.
>>135478352Это элитарный тред, поди прочь
>>135478474Так я и есть элита, в отличии от аборигенов с их птичьим англецким языком.
>>135447199 (OP)Понаехи раскудахтались по своему.Не можешь в русский - иди на хуй.
>>135478516Ты, мань, аноха неразумный, да ограниченный. Не мешай господам светские беседы вести. Apparently we have some simple-minded lowlife here which proud of its disability to speak more than one language.
>>135457494I regularly read threads like this and I didn't notice anyone beside me who translate songs into English. Ok, maybe 1 or 2 anons did it, but I didn't even know their songs
Wow, the thread's still up.
>>135447199 (OP)I'm apologise, I don't understand exactly, what do you mean in 5 point. Please, explain it.
SOSNOOLEY
>>135447199 (OP)сука вы еще не утонули, пиздеец.
>>135477999...and you will not have it
>>135485946He means that you're dumbass gorilla, Sir.
>>135486014Especially this: <<who cares though>>.
>>135486014Cultured revolutionist?