ENGLISH THREADDa Rules:1. You do not write anything in Russian2. You DO NOT write anything in Russian3. If you do write something in commie speak, you get your face pissed on immediately4. Don't correct anyone's mistakes unless asked to. If you do, you get your... y'know what'll happen5. Gibberish like "sasai pindos obama chmo" is not welcomed. Who cares though6. Don't put "though" at the end of your every last sentence thinking it makes you sound less runglishy. It doesn't, though7. There are no rules really, do whatever the fuck you want8. Rolls aren't forbidden9. This is the most retarded thread on /b/0. You're welcome
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>>135045350 (OP)Da v rot ebal tvoi pravila. Kak hochu, tak i pishu.
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>>135046066why
>>135045830What language is this?
>>135046600Kirilitza
>>135046600pigtalk
Harkatch can't in english.
I veri gud inglish, vork ticher in amerikan skul. ask kweschens
>>135048448Do you suck cocks?
>>135048448Can you doing a barrell roll?
Shit. Another deadborn thread
I did waited this tread seven minutes.
>>135048448You тупой придурок
I just zaebalsya live in it gulag.
>>135049424Maybe you say me how will be on English word - zaebalsya
>>135049512fucked up?
>>135049424Тогда уж in this gulag. Указательное местоимение. А ты написал хз как это называется.
Hi.
>>135049604Google translate saying me what it word means - pizdets and i see what evrything maybe mati beginin with "fuck". Why?
>>135049830Good evening dvosh-guy
>>135045350 (OP)Пиши по-русски, чурка!
>>135049898'cause english is a simple and stupid language, who knows every ape in europe (specialy in Netherlands)
Поцаны, я не понел, о чём тред?
>>135049933And you, bro.
>>135050187how is life of your mother-slut today?
Hi everyone
>>135045350 (OP)roll
>>135049512I'm sick and tired of living in this gulag.
>>135050094>who knows every ape in europelol
>>135050365Shut the fuck up, filthyass fag
Hey guys!
>>135050170Хуй его знает
>>135050475What's wrong, sweetie?
>>135046600translit
>>135050365I'm sick and tired of complaining bitches like you.я пральна написал?
>>135045350 (OP)ДИЗ ИСТ ЕНГЛИШ ФОРШПИТЕНН?
I've attained native-like fluency in English but girls don't put out to me anyway. What am I doing wrong?
>>135050693Are you alright?
How are you guys doing?(Just look @ this cute boy)
>>135050693Yeah, congrats.
>>135050774You live in russia. Any questions?
Hey hey fags. Guess what time is it? It`s the end of august and in means it`s football time! I`m opening season with Chargers vs Vikings game.
>>135050282You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guy?
>>135050903I'm drink white russian and jerk-off
>>135050774Why should they? You seem to take great pride in the most casual, usual, unimpressive feat.
SAP DVACH
>>135050958Well, there you are. Here in Russia, speaking English makes me stand out from all those scumbags.
Анон, расскажи анекдот.
>>135051191Sup,man
>>135050995Yep, a can do this things. Imageboards - the places without any rules and responsibility. Except for child porn.
>>135051143Still, none of the people around me has a better command of English, not even our English teacher.
>>135051283kupil muzhik schlyapu,a ona emu kak raz
Заходит пикабушник на двач.
>>135051361>Imageboards - the places without any rules and responsibilityHow are things there, back in 2007?
>>135050475Why U don't like our Motherland?
>>135051514>>135050579Fuck.
>>135051253The knowlege of foreign language doesn't make you special. But open some possibilities for you.
>>135051490Warm and tube.
>>135051386And?Elaborate, you twat. What does that mean? The guy 400 ft down the street is a native-speaker. He's still a homeless, stinky sub-human.
>>135050903I was just like him 10 years ago
>>135051571>opens
>>135051571>open some possibilitiesСan you give an example?
>>135051787Thanks.
>>135045350 (OP)
>>135051571It does. Nothing like showing off my infallible deftness in the language of lords at my English classes.
>>135051833If you realy know english like a native speaker, you can get education out of border. If you has some money, of course.
>>135051963This picture shows up in every other thread, and you know what, fuck off already.
>>135052129Slish ti eba
Вы все тут долбоёбы. Думаете, знание английского делает вас лучше? Нет, вы лишь становитесь рабами западной системы, ублюдки.
>>135052129Problems? Better fuck off self
>>135052068>language of lordsFuk ya brotha, english is a language of da masses.
Khuy
>>135052385Op
>>135051463А он ему как раз.
>>135052087What is higher education even for? It won't help you get a decent job if you're retarded from birth.
>>135052469Этим пикабушником был Альберт Эйнштейн.
Выходит как то немец на балкон а там евреии в футбол играют.
>>135052239Which self?
>>135052521If you're retarded from birth, you can't know english like a native speaker. Я вот хоть и не долбаёб, но английский всё равно плохо знаю. Вроде словарный запас неплохой, но с временами пиздец непонятно всё
what is mean "da"?
>>135052586Этим немцем был Адольф Гитлер.
>>135052689Da=The on the ebonix - afroamerican dialeсt of english language
Лол, опять Обамку пиарите? По-моему мы уже расплатились за эту картинку несколько лет назад.
>>135052586Этим немцем был Альберт Эйнштейн?
>>135052771and what is it mean?
>>135052771Почему ты говоришь на нигерском английском? Ты что Нигер?
>>135052883It means that you fag.
>>135052883>Da=The
>>135052681English is not like maths, you can be really good at it even if you're a douche.
>>135052799Можно подробности?
>>135052895Чтобы он понял, что язык, который он выучил, уже давно не язык лордов, а язык больше миллиарда быдла. Как и французский тоже.
>>135045350 (OP)Hello! my name is Boris. What is tred? Me bad pisat na English.
>>135052689'da' is the AAVE for 'the,' that's all there is to it.you're not gonna ask me what AAVE is, are you?
>>135053134А на кокни умеешь?
plz redpill me on the pig, rooster, proofs memes))
Я
Буду
Писать
Сидя
По
На
И сидя тоже
Без
>>135053210У кокни больше прикол в интонациях и слэнге. Я хуй его знает, как он в тексте выглядит.
Пидородебилы соснули итт
>>135052087>If you has some money, of courseit called not "some money", it called "lot of money".
>>135053428Зачем ты так про себя?
>>135053465It is a attempt at humor
Fuck. I did get out on ten minutes, what i missed?
>>135053769What i don't right write?
>>135045350 (OP)I'm going to work in call-center. My reading and listening are pretty great, but speaking and writing...What is the best way of improving speech skills in two weeks?
>>135053841Basically, everything.
>>135053689it makes me cry, dude.
>>135051833You can meke a threads on the 4chan.
>>135053901Shit man, i am 18-years old ex-schooler in siberia. Nobody teach me this language. Sorry for mistakes. Studied in a french-gymnasium
>>135053905Nobody replies in them, as well as on 2ch.
>>135054137Siberia? What city?
>>135054177Nsk
>>135053905>i am 18-years old ex-schooler in siberiafuck u , stupid kid get out of here
>>135053201what is the AAVE?
>>135054225Fat.
>>135054281African American Vernacular English.
>>135054215Hi from KRS, the official DC-3
Glory for Ukraine!май энглиш из перфект?
>>135054617Ds-3 is just a basis of muhosransk holywars. howewer, i think the ds-3 is a EKB.
>>135054832dc* self-fix
>>135054390what fat? stupio newfag u cant even use word right way!you'd better get your schoolbag ready for 1s!
>>135054832DC 3 is Irkutsk.
>>135054953you fat and green
>>135055041Ok. Be proud of this.
This thread bores the shit out of me.
>>135055289You're a full of shit. Be carefull on the streets
>>135055043get rekt fucking ametistu have to learn memes if u dont want to be butthurt
>>135055384And I'm just only wondering why the bloody fuck on earth you put the 'a' before 'full of shit.'
Hey I think we need to get a discussion started. Suggest a topic you mo' fo's.
>>135055637'cause i has a really bad knowlege of english. Or you have any other variants?
>>135055637because there are a lot of full of shits .
What exactly is the point of theese threads anyways? I've been seeing them pop from time to time for years now, but they're always just dull and lack any discussions, jokes and stuff.
>>135055864>ut they're always just dull and lack any discussions, jokes and stuff.2ch, 2ch never changes.
>>135055745Yo mamma's a ho yo daddy's a dickgirl.
>>135055963But this tradition began on nullchan.
>>135055864Sometimes they do get interesting, but that's a rare occasion.
>>135055864> I've been seeingпочему не seen?
>>135056119Because he is full of shit I wonor not
>>135056242ebanytii?
>>135056321of course
>>135056119I dunno lol. Can't remember any rules anymore, just sort of folow intuition. Should it be "seen"?
>>135056367Shit i wanna get high on spice.
Irish rebel song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gxQaKYFx-4
>>135056483если это perfect то да, но я нагулил и нашел син там, т.е это тоже легально но что значит я не знаю.
A NOO CHEEKI BREEKI E V DAMKE
>>135056727pososi moi pinus
>>135056574Why not buy some then?
PUT MY PC ON@OPENED 4CHAN.ORG/B@NO BUTTHURT THREAD@WHY LIVE?
я покакал
>>135056726It was present perfect continious. Just looked it up in my old student's book, usage was perfectly valid.
>>135056837No money, duh.
>>135057286kys
>>135057286и какая разница будет с простым перфетом в смысле?
>>135057286We don't use the verb 'see' with continuous tenses if it means 'to perceive by sight.'
>>135050903What a cute buryatian boy :3Is that you?
>>135057853Nah,It's my old classmate.Also,he is kazakh
>>135057683Oooh, shame on me!
>>135057941Post some more photos of him. I can't fap to only one photo.
>>135045350 (OP)Roll.
>>135045350 (OP)Hey, bitchesHow a u?My name is Ivan. I am 14 years old. I know english a little. My favoritewords: fuck, slut, bastard, cock smocker, pussy, milt, tits, jerk off, semen, etc.Lets go be friends!
Suka be killed amerikan pigsObama suck the dick
Сажаскрыл
>>135058246How about this one?
Hi, guys!What are you up to this evening?
>>135058640Too thick,boy
>>135059061staying at home, as ussually.
>>135059061As usual,smoking and jerking off,heheh
Hello, i learn english for seven month. I read books, listen it and watch rules on youtube or some websites. If someone want to have a talk with me, you are walcome.
me rate
>>135059215>Hello, i learn english for seven month>seven month>i learn english
>>135058640Hi Ivan.Thanks for posting in this thread. We're glad to meet you. Okay, actually we aren't. We don't want to be your friends, no one here doesn't even want to fuck your mom. Please kill yourself.With sage, Ahmet.
>>135059316what's wrong with that??)
>>135059019Sexeh. 10/10 better than some superpopular instawhores.
>>135059379Everything
Reporting from Victoria station!
>>135059623RAPE THAT OLD WOMAN IN BLUE JACKET PLS.
>>135059316Yes, i know, i am not good, but i try to learn it by myself, and i dont have any practice. If you can, please tell me where i made the mistakes?
>>135059746If you started from scratch, so you are doing very well even if you have mistakes.I think you should watch more movies in english and reading books. Or also to look for penpals on the internet.
>>135059714rapes that old woman in blue jacket ur welcome)))
se lepää
>>135059421Why don't we make a chubby asian boy thread?
>>135059991me on the left
>>135059855In addition, if you do not need english for business or studies, it is okey even if you do mistakes, because any way others will understand you.Even in UK people don't speak english very properly.
>>135060060Nope.
>>135059991der untermensch
>>135059855Ok, thank you. What you think about grammar? Is this necessary? Should i learn it?
хелоу, май фрэндс, как сказать по английски "мда", "ты че ебанутый"?
>>135059888THAT WOMAN WAS ME.@BTW@THNX BBY KISSU
>>135059746>please tell me where i made the mistakes?Here we go.>Hello, i learn english for seven month. I read books, listen it and watch rules on youtube or some websites. If someone want to have a talk with me, you are walcome.>Hello, I've been learning English for seven months. I read books, listen to audio content, and watch video lessons on youtube. If someone wants to have a talk with me, you are welcome>Yes, i know, i am not good, but i try to learn it by myself, and i dont have any practice. If you can, please tell me where i made the mistakes?>Yes, I know I'm not good at it, but I try to learn it on my own, and I haven't had any practice. If you can, please tell me where I got wrong.
>>135060332yw)
>>135059991THIS IS CHUBBY ASIAN BOYS THREAD NOW
>>135060427Hell yeah!
>>135060325>ты че ебанутыйTons of ways to say it. "You nuts or what?" is the most likely for me to hear where I live.And I totally hate the word мда, good thing there's no similar word or expression in English.
>>135060649I think the nearest word to мда is yup
>>135060299I think that you need to learn basics. There are not so many rules which you will need to use in real life. Everything will come only with practise. Just learn tenses and improve vocabulary at the begining. Then yes, just watch english programs, read english articles etc. You can also you site interpals.comI live in London now, and I know a lot of people who came here without any knowledge in english, but they are working, have friends and everything is okey. In real life you don't need to use so many strict rules.
>>135060516Count me in then
>>135060731Yup simply means yes while мда means "the bullshit you've written makes me cringe, kill self man you fuckt up."
>>135060342I am really stupid, but i will try to increase my english level. Thank you.
>>135060516hot!
is this some kind of 4chan raid? lmao
There's way too much love for chubby asian boys over here tonight I think.
>>135045350 (OP)А где мой белый сильный?Вы чо охуели?Какие нахуй деньги? Давайте отдавайте мой белый.
>>135060843Not so chubby,but ok
>>135061235You're odd. I like you.
>>135061157love for chubby asian boys is never enough
>>135061241Not chubby enough but sexy enough
>>135061390soooo damn sexy
>>135061501100/10 would fap again
>>135061241don't ya fuken lie to me, that is pretty fuken fat, boy.
Awww yisssss
>>135061672I was talking about that >>135060843 guy
OOOHH YEEEESssSssSsSssssSSssSSSSssss MMMMHmmMMmMm YAS EAT THAT BREAD MMMM YEAAAAASSsasssss
>>135045350 (OP)Sup, folks!I'm fucken drunk.And know what? I'm damn happy.So, ask your answers, whatever.Cheers!
>>135061884Are you fat and asian, boy?
>>135061767lol, I see
>>135061937Well, I'm pretty much fat, that's true.And I'm really look like fucken asian! Damn, looks, you're right.
OOH YES LOOK AT THIS BOW TIE OOH YEEESSS
>>135062053Then this thread is just for you!
>>135062088u r not asian
>>1350620880/10 not fat and asian enogh
>>135062096Well, I'm damn happy then! Would you wait 'till I'll go and make some hookah, mate?
>>135062163Ofc
>>135062206You know.. I like you, mate.I know. this costs a few on anonimous boars such this, but..Right now, right here - I really like you.
Bump
Someone in there?
>>135062340I love you too, Johnny.
>>135062725Yep, me.Drunken hookah-smoker, that is still there.
DON'T HATE ME CUZ I'M BEAUTIFUL.
>>135062940GTFO, PONYFAG.
>>135063124THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING THE SHIT LEVEL OF YOUR FANDOM AND YOUR STUPID HORSE CARTOON.
>>135062940thanks, ur a true friend)) t. >>135062088
SO FATSO BEAUTIFUL
>>135063332u mad /b/ro?))
>>135063389THE FATTER THE BETTERBIG HANDS 4 BIG HUGZ
>>135063465NO, THIS IS CHUBBY ASIAN BOYS THREAD, THESE DAMN HORSES ARE JUST OUT OF PLACE
>>135063484redpill me on fat kazak men)))
>>135063640redpill me on chubby asian boys)) plz
>>135063555WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY TO YOU TWO MINUTES AGO? YOU'RE A BAD HORSE IF YOU DON'T LISTEN TO YOUR MASTER.
>>135063668>>135063767NO RED PILLS FOR YOU TODAY, YOUNG MAN!
>>135063776>>135063900laughs
>>135063776Just pretend that there weren't any ponies
>>135064229I'LL TRY. BUT IT TRAUMATIZED ME FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE, MAN.
>>135064449Try to forget about that, don't make him cry
>>135064600I'LL DO IT. I'LL DO IT FOR HIM. I'LL DO IT FOR YOU, BRO.
>>135064691Thanks
R8 me b
>>135065561Get the fuck outta here,Trombone
https://2ch.hk/b/res/135062890.htmlWhat do you think about the fightclub?
Do you think I should enlist in SpeakUp? I know basic english but nowhere near native level. Will it help to find a job of some sort or does nobody give a fuck?
>>135065561SO, LETS SEE.YOU'RE CHUBBY ENOUGH BUT NOT ASIAN ENOUGH. THAT'S SAD BUT TRUE. BUT YOU'RE FUNNY, I LIKE YOU, I'LL EAT YOU THE LAST.I'LL GIVE YOU 4/10 JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE FUNNY. NOW DO A MAGIC TRICK, COME ON, ENTERTAIN ME, NON-ASIAN PEASANT.
Do I look like bratuha borcuha?
>>135066471DON'T WORRY, YOU LOOK LIKE THE EL MACHOEST WRESTLER IN THE WORLD, SWEETCHEEKS.
>>135066609A'ight man,I'm going to sleep now.Goodnight.Remember to spread this boy on 2ch.
>>135066792GOODNIGHT. SLIP TITE, VERI.
I have got pre-intermediate level. How i can to improve my level? I watch cartoons for kids, read topics and listen podcasts. Recently i started to watch youtube channels in English. Give me your advice please.
>>135068034>pre-intermediate>How i can to improve my level?It's more like pre-beginner
>>135045350 (OP)ролл, сучечки
>>135068313Why? Sorry for my poor English im just learning.
>>135068720Grammar, Carl.
Vsem privet s etom chyate!
>>135068909> >How i can to improve my level?I made a mistake in this sentence?
>>135069679YEAH, BITCHTITS.
Hai sosachers! How much watch?
