Show/tell this american about your /b/. Best of dvach, webms, opinions on america/russia/world, anything. To be honest, I find your board funnier - put through google translate - than most things I find on 4chan and related.
Trump or Hillary?
>>132966891I don't really like either. But I would say trump, because he'll break the political correctness that is poisoning my country. Hillary is just part of the same monstrosity has has been weakening us for years. Plus she's just a cunt.
>>132967028He's just another corporate puppet that has no plan whatsoever.
>>132966823 (OP)pindosi sosite hui
>>132967125This is true, to an extent. Just like you guys, average americans are pawns in the hands of a malevolent elite. The thing I like about trump is that he is who he acts like he is. He's no gentleman, but he's real. But our conventions and politics are truly becoming shows, nothing more than the pretend politics you have in putins russia and in the soviet days.
>>132967205>pindosi sosite huiwhat?
Are you really from forchong? Uncommon sight, I must say.
>>132967248Why do you guys let Hillary do whatever she wants? They fucking murdered a whistleblower that allowed all these leaks. They are breaking every law there is, but nothing is being done.I thought that was murrica.
>>132967346America is only marginally freer than your russia under putin. Of course, we don't kill people as much, but we are nearly even with you as a police state. The dashboard cams make me laugh, though.
>>132966823 (OP)Без пруфов нахуй можешь проследовать ты.
>>132966823 (OP)Ok, watch this - the best russian cartoon with best cgi ever.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfsgbfzsjYg
>>132967344it gets boring. I'm an american from massachusetts (boston area). they're all retarded. I just think its funnier here because the trends and culture is just different
>>132967541So when are you moving to canada?
>>132966823 (OP)>толстый зелёный без единого пруфа>бамплимитМожете скринить.
>>132967661>BostonDo you sound like Matt Damon?
>>132967813>толстый зелёный без единого пруфа>>132967630>>бамплимит>Можете скринить.
>>132968079wicked, duude. fahkin pissah from mass kehd. straight vicious kehd
>>132968100Nigga you fat
>>132968100How many hours since last highschool shooting?
>>132968187nigga i know. I embrace it
>>132968100Are you in bathroom now?
>>132968257do you have girls that fuck fat guys?
>>132968274>>132968274nah i'm out chillin on my deck. it's early evening here. Live in one of those luxury american homes. Capitalism is unfair, but it's nice when your family is successful
>>132968321we have girls that fuck animals. of course, that's for money. but so is everything else in america.
>>132968387gib money X=====D
>>132966823 (OP)>webmsAre you crazy?
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
Op, are you here?Sosi hui, zeleniy
>>132968472>>kek
>>132967295Foreign idiots suck my dick*
>>132968445I want to visit US sometime. Basically I want to see grand canyon and yellowstone park.Also I want to eat an authentic burger in some redneck diner and go to STL to watch my Blues rape some Chicago fags.Worth the flight?
>>132968537what's up
>>132968576that's cool. but why the saint louis blues? That's like the most random team ever. I respect it, but I'm a bruins fan, of course.
>>132968100>рандом пик из нета без пруфа>бамплимитМожете скринить.
>>132968709Jeeez mate, take care of Backes :'(Yeah I root for them since 97 I think. I was playing EA NHL93 and just randomly picked a team lol. So I've been a Blues fan since then.
Yo OP, post some pics proving that you're not bullshitting us. That's a rare occasion, if not impossible at all, that someone "from the outside" visits this god forsaken place.
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>>132968925fair enough. keep on doing what you're doing bro. What's your favorite khl team? I randomly picked magnitogorsk I think
>>132967028shillary is literal criminal scum
>>132969111Since I live in St. Petersburg I probably should be a SKA fan, but I just can't enjoy KHL. Too slow for my taste. And basically no parity at all kills all the fun.
I've shown my id and this. real natural american cigarettes. that's about as much as I can prove, really
>>132969335Do you have a hot gf?
>>132969335Nice house dude
>>132969394>>tfw no gf currently>>132969407thank you
>>132966823 (OP)I've seen some vine compilations and i have a question. Why this "dab" shit is so popular?What does that even mean
im trump supporter guys
>>132969651*gays
>>132969335>всё ещё ни одного пруфа и фотки с лицакниги рандомхуя>бамплимит всё ближе
>>132969984С чего у тебя так жопа подгорает?
>>132970047>сагаешь раковый тред>подгоревший школьник проецирует
>>132969541you mean the thc concentrate? cause it gets you high, bro. I've smoked it before, off something called an "oil rig"
I would vote Trump if I lived in the US. BUILD A WALL. What's wrong with that. Besides, it could be really fun to watch your country fall apart.
>>132970084I mean that dance move or whatever that shit is
>>132970078>тупое быдло не может в ангельский>сагает
They OP what if i marry you?(I'm a guy who wants to join the US military)
>>132970192Hey OP*
>>132970176>раковый школьник ведётся на недоангельский тролля>всё ещё проецирует
>>132970274>тупое быдло не может даже отличить нативный английский от ненативного>сагает>завтра быдлу на завод
>>132970424>школьник всё ещё проецирует
>>132970457>у быдла кончились аргументы
>>132970491>школьнику нечего сказать>пруфов найти не смог>спалился на хейте>проецирует, ведь изначально аргументов и не имел
>>132970535>чернь не смогла выучить простейший язык и в 2 ночи сагает неугодные треды
>>132970607>школьник пытается найти новые оскорбления>школьник полностью слился стемы
Лол. Дауны, кончайте срать гринтекстом. Вообще, да, чувак должен был хорошо задрочить язык. Видно, что если не родной, так уже почти родной стал. мимолингвист
>>132970683>мааааам, я рюзке и не должен знать ангельский. ну скажи им, маааам
You asked, I deliver
>>132970737>школьник начал мимикрировать>мимолингвистХуёвый лингвист. У него типичный кебабиш. На такой только дауны с харкача ведутся.>>132970782Слив засчитан.
>>132970834> У него типичный кебабишИ тут ты такой с пруфами его ошибок. Но ты нихуя не напишешь, потому что ты тупое необразованное быдло.
>>132970834>намекая,что блядь у американца 100% хорошо с англицким> 50% россиян в русский не могут>как будто у них не так же
>>132970834Ладно, маня, спокойствие. Я сюда пришёл не для того чтобы с даунами спорить.
Лол, тупорылое говно слилось сразу же как попросили пруфы.
Когда выборы то в мурике?
>>132970935Вот этого поддвачну.