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>>132915748 (OP)
Чё англичанин дохуя? Как тебе такой инглиш: POSHEL NAHUI PIDOR!

Hey peedors. Gimmie a paste to read to improve my accent. I'll record any shit

>>132916077
dearest_creature_in_creation.txt

>>132915748 (OP)
Который ты никогда в жизни не выучишь

Ты что ебанутый? Ты что тут делаешь?

>>132916159
Don't be so retarded. Give something fun

>>132916077
You can watch Boku no Pico in English subs.
That will surely improve your English
Im a specialist. Trust me

>>132915748 (OP)
СТРАНА-КОЛОНИЯ ГОРДИТСЯ ЗНАНИЕМ ЯЗЫКА ХОЗЯИНА

Go nahoooy up

Лондон-кун в треде, задавайты свои questions.

>>132916642
Обосрамся, answers конечно же.

>>132916317
You trying to read it will sure be fun, so go ahead.

>>132916724
Read what, mate? I'm not following...

>>132916811
>dearest_creature_in_creation.txt

>>132916724
I know what's this. And this is really retarded to record.

Sup my white brothers

>>132915748 (OP)
Hello, I'm from 4chan. How do you do?

Рили, давайте на инглише общаться

>>132916900
why

>>132916993
Dovayte

Hello guys, wats up?

>>132916993
А у тебя неплохо получается!
РИЛИ

putin is a guy who live in Moscow?

Hey opaggot anons need topic for communication so think about this

>>132917115
>putin is a guy who live in Moscow?
nope
>putin is a gAy who live in Moscow!

>>132917068
What's up m8
бля а у них же 50% общения сводится к вопросам типа "хау ю дуин", "смотрел вчерашнюю игру?" и т.д.

>>132917018
Like i can't read all of this well with only one try.

>>132917176
it's okay to be gay

>>132917226
Бля, а у меня 83((

>>132917226
Suck my dick bitch

>>132916077
Write right. PIDAR

>>132917186
Did you want to say
>damn half of their communication is confined to questions like "how you doing?" "did you see the game yesterday?" and such

>>132917217
Not every native speaker can.

>>132916953
How do sent post in 4chan? I can't this. Isp Ip tam chtoto takoye

>>132917186
They call it : "small talk" as i know . Doesnt matter what are u talking just talking , part of culture i think

>>132916943
Why white?

>>132917226
how does it feel to be a god

>>132917013
>>132917013
Ah fuck you leatherman

>>132915748 (OP)
Guys, how I can learn English in game mode?

>>132917394
Maybe

>>132917358
Yellow bro, we all pussyeye.

>>132917366
I think i was just lucky

How in general possible communicate English? This is hard

How stop degradirowat i snova vspomnit how use english?

>>132917394
Nohow

>>132917444
>Кошкоглазые
Don't srat' on my London

>>132917341
Sorry, your Englush leaves much to be desired. And I don't understand what you're you talking about?

>>132917486
Yeah, bro. Learn english unity!

How to trap a pidorashka - write him this one: "News is bad, it's time we went home."

>>132917444
Aaa, I understood, as You mean

>>132917520
Two tea

>>132917444
Kazah in tread all in boiler with horsemeat

>>132917357
The thing is, if you go for a normal conversation, not this "thank you I'm fine" shit, they consider it as an attack on privacy.

>>132917510
I can't make posts on 4chan. Why?

Who can improve my Englush skills in this thread?

>>132917520
Didn't get it. Anyone explain?

>>132917510
>>132917583
>Englush
Go away faggots.

>>132917583
Sure, this is not I

>>132917577
They don't let cottonmen in.

>>132917577
I really don't know. You may try to post in other threads.

>>132917643
>u near i

>>132917627
They react aggressively trying to correct your "obvious mistakes" while the sencente is right.

>>132917643
Just annoying literal error.

Who is this thread use programm "Rosetta stone"?

sup 42ch, I want go to North America, what underwater rocks?

wonderful

>>132917682
Like, a cottonman would think there's something wrong with "news is" and "went"?

Here cpmes dat boi!

>>132917571
They are so stupid so stupid!!

>>132917760
To Canada?

>>132917764
wonderwafer

>>132915748 (OP)
Hi guys, mi inglish very vell. OP is a faggot.

>>132917808
End of my travel - North Appalachi

>>132917797
Fok u germannigga

>>132917811
wonder adamantin sword

>>132917795
>news is
95% of rutsi do not know about it

>went
past in present? lol, fix your runglish

>>132915748 (OP)
Powel nahui

I AM FROM RUSSIA MY NAME IS IGOR I AM 16 YEAR OLD

>>132917757
Where i can download this shit?

Let's talk about how we've attained our infallible deftness at the language of Lords.

Here's my story. I don't even remember how I started learning English, I can't even tell you what exact year it was. Never read any books, not even the legendary Murphy book. I'm pretty decent at writing and reading, but I totally suck at listening and speaking. That's not a problem to me because I only use English on the Internet.

I will as play in Minecraft, as I want this

>>132917848
What are u talking about?

>>132917916
>Igor
Net?

>>132917916
I LIKE TO SUCK BIG CHECHENS DICK'S

>>132917916
Post here your faggot

>>132917850
Huyachi

>>132917975
Op is faggot

>>132917805
Sure thing. They don't even have a word for the day before yesterday / after tomorrow. What fucked-up people

>>132917850
So, what pushed you on to make this travel?

>>132917975
I am talking about your fat mom, faggot.

>>132917850
You will gnaw bears

>>132917916
Bring me the brain, Igor!

>>132918038
I don't talk this to you, I know, as You are FBI agent.
Bye bye

>>132917927
I do not remember. Maybe rutracker.
google

>>132918066
I have no brain, i am russian.

>>132917929
So where did you get you knowledge?

No! Just simple curiosity. Don't bother.

>>132918138
And you have no clue about classic horror movies, right?

>>132918154
By reading forums, wiki, whatever else I was interested in.

>>132917927
All that is required for you.
https://2ch.pm/fl/res/228698.html

>>132918203
To this
>>132918109

>>132918213
Yep, only Brigada and Bumer

Why russians know english much better then khohols? I noticed it many times.

my first language i learn in sixteen yearz

>>132916574
GOOD EVENING, DMITRIY EVGENYEVICH

>>132918410
Are you ork? What is weird accent?

>>132918410
Memes

>>132917757
I'd be struggling to think of a worse way to waste your time than Rosetta.
See how good my English is, that's because I've never gotten my hands on any language learning programs.

>>132918477
im a little chechen i guezz

>>132918400
Do they? Always thought they're both as bad as each other.

>>132918011
What exactly do u mean?

>>132918604
Of cource. Everybody knows that belorussian people can run rings round are both.

>>132918011
Shut the fuck up.

>>132918019
Xm i dont know about this thank bruth

>>132918019
ereyesterday, overmorrow
...

>>132918524
You are merely an arrogant braggart. Scarce people are able to study by means of natural communications. The vast majority are limited to either retadred schoolbooks or lousy public english courses, their time is confined as well.

>>132919003
their both obsolete
...

>>132918604
Russians have the average TOEFL score at 87, while hohols jump with 82.

>>132919069
vernacular niggerish?

>>132918524
>>132919009
Damn boys i dont fucking understand all these words

>>132919179
https://translate.google.com/#en/ru/

Vladimir Putin — God
Barack Obama — stupid monkey
Abu — faggot
MOOT — Kebab

>>132919299
2 and 3 change places 388520

>>132919299
Since when God divides my salary in half?

>>132919009
Memorizing 50 words in Anki (without context; not knowing how to use them in a sentence properly; and you'll forget them over time anyway) would take as long as reading 20-30 pages of text which will make a far greater contribution to your English skill.

>>132919299
Who is moot?

>>132919107
Wanna come off as a native speaker? Make native mistakes. "they're/their" is one of them.

>>132919487
4chan's Abu

>>132919459
Earth fully rotates in 24 hours approximately.

i fucked ol of you mozerfukers

>>132919299
REMOVE KEBAB

Смотрится просто жалко.

>>132919630
Goah fukk ursealv

>>132919636
U wot m8?

>>132919579
365 days, you pleb. What it does every 24 hours is called a spin.

>>132919694
Смотрится просто жалко²

>>132919747
>365 days, you pleb. What it does every 24 hours is called a spin.
Said faggot.

It is called "Sidereal rotation period" and equals 0.99726968 d (23h 56m 4.100s)

In this context spin equals rotation, and you have proven that you are a typical aggressive monkey.

>>132919899
You googled it, that's not fair

>>132919927
Gals don't put out?

>>132919962
But I was right initially. Turn off maneuvering thrusters.

london is the capital of great britan

yo bitches, what's goin' on in this thread?

30lvl senpai, AMA.

>>132920086
Anyway, how does Earth's rotation/spin relate to English learning programs

>>132920112
Can u make the "barrel roll"?

Good night. I first in this thread.

>>132920028
I don't get what you mean filthy ruzke pig.

>>132920112
Virgin?

>>132920157
sure I can, 550+ skydiving jumps, 3+ hours in a windtunnel. Can u?

>>132920170
Learn the language you twat ass bitch faggot.
Gals are girls, putting out is agreeing to have sex. Don't tell me you still don't get it.

>>132920185
anal virgin, sad but true. Maybe I haven't met the very spevial one yet anyway

>>132920248
Gals meaning whors?

>>132920210
Right answer was: "do", not "make". It's not an object. You should have correct me.

You speak on incomprehensible language. I was not taught these words.

What means "your other brothers cant deny"? It's from baby got back, i don't understand who are those brothers this nigger's singing about?

>>132920256
I meant, have you ever nailed a bitch

>>132920350
the more u fags stay ignorant fools, the more I am valued as a specialist. I can correct your alright all day long for $20/hour, deal?

>>132920440
Yup, when I was like 18yo. No big deal though. Also, I got married 8 years ago.

Is there anyone who can English for beginners?

>>132920528
*you

quick self fix, damned keyboard

What 4chan thinks of this undoubted masterpiece? https://youtu.be/q3KtewP_vyo

Let's talk about our accent. Why on Earth do we talk in a mixed accent? It's always half British half American. And that's in the best case. It sounds horrible because you would usually know how to understand a British accent but in this case you just never know.

>>132920777
4chan knows about it?

>>132920642
>Also, I got married 8 years ago.
That's where you started DOING IT WRONG.
Besides, losing one's anal virginity is much more exciting. A piety you didn't meet that special person.

>>132920799
I guess you should listen to UK broadcasts and watch British shows more and give up american media if you want to get a better grip on British accent.

>>132920777
I think what they don't be interesting see this. The Translation Is Missing.

>>132920799
I tried it - it doesn't work. You just can not acquire a new accent by listening to people. It took a lot of explanations to learn how to speak correctly.

>>132920932
We met a guy from Tirech once for a threesome :3

Also, wifey likes chicks. She wouln't mind to strap me on I guess, lol

>>132920777
Shut up you Russian pig

For anyone interested here are good instructions about pronunciation. http://lingorado.com/pronunciation/

>>132921051
I got my nice european accent by listening to a british band (the singer doesnt use cockey obviously), recording my voice and fixing the mistakes. But of course I got the basics at hte University, I tried not to skip by phonetics classes

>>132920799
If you would like to develop a refined British accent, you had better read Oscar Wilde. No fools, I am REALLY serious. His plays set the finest example of the English language.
And yes, you have to listen to the BBC all day everyday speaking figurtively, of course, Mr >>132920935 is quite right.

>>132921227
Well, I must be stupid then. I know another guy who lives in Canada now and OMG he has a very thick Russian accent. Лэт ми спик фром май харт.

Annonas explain for slang in internet. M8...

>>132921395
Or i saw this - H8

>>132921395
M9

>>132921432
And this it means?

>>132920528
Danke für dein Angebot. Das brauche ich aber nicht. In meinem Land spricht man Deutsch, also richtige Sprache, kein primitives Instrument wie Englisch. Es kann natürlich nutzlich sein, wenn man mit den Ausländern spricht. Das kann man beherrschen. Ich würde aber nicht so stolz darauf sein, wie du zum Beispiel bist.

>>132921432
Mine?

>>132921529
Jeez, you guys know how jokes work, right?

>>132921070
>We met a guy from Tirech once for a threesome :3
A most exciting way to have sex it must be. I'm glad to hear that at least someone could enjoy such an experience. How did you organise the meeting, by the way? It is an anonymous imageboard, if I'm not mistaken.
>Also, wifey likes chicks.
Good for her! This is even more interesting this way.
>She wouln't mind to strap me on I guess, lol
This doesn't seem quite appealing. At least to me, sir. If I ever lose my anal virginity, I shall definitely lose it to a male person. Still, this has a lot to do with personal preferences, so you are free to experiment, of you will.

>>132921327
well it aint easy dude, you gotta have the ear for music and for languages too. I know some nerdy girls (some of them are really hot but whatever), who can simulate Spanish, German and British accents quite well.

LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlM5nufhVlg

hey m8, u suk

>>132921580
I newfag in English. I know here written with the assistance of an interpreter.

>>132921709
I _am_ _a_ newfag in English. And the second part doesn't make sense.
You're welcome.

>>132921596
first we exchanged fake mail accounts, then I set up a fake Skype acc for a videocall, then the dude revealed his business e-mail (as a token of trust, I believe), then we exchanged the phone numbers.

I was not really impressed with the meeting though, mainly because we had a time limit, the guy was a bit fat and he wasnt a cutie. Next time I'd rather get a feminine teen boy :3

>>132920799
Т=Ц
А=Ә
Е=I
I=Э
О=А
Теперь ты говоришь как американец, ПРОФИТ
Әппл, фАргеЦ, мЭссинг, вIлкАм

>>132921796
ahhh difficult

>>132921507
Звучит как одно из моих хуевых сочинений на B2-экзамене

>>132921867
У них еще R другое. Точно такое же как у кортавящих людей только язык ничего не касается. Я именно из-за этого звука выбрал Британский - не могу так делать.

>>132921868
per aspera ad astra, my dear fellow

>>132922007
Я и по-русски не особо красиво разговариваю, косноязычие или как его там.

>>132922051
And here I do not understand anything.

>>132922093
it's a Latin proverb. By the way, English is full of borrowings from other languages, mainly French. But Latin words and expressions are frequent too, a simpliest example, Ad Hoc, if you are familiar with this Wi-Fi mode.

>>132922362
>By the way, English is full of borrowings from other languages, mainly French.
I know what for some time only rednecks were talking in English.

>>132922362
simple

selffix*

Alright guys, I gotta get out of bath, time to drive to Dacha. Cheerio

the Sempai is over and out.

>>132921852
>first we exchanged fake mail accounts, then I set up a fake Skype acc for a videocall, then the dude revealed his business e-mail (as a token of trust, I believe), then we exchanged the phone numbers.
What a sophisticated scheme! Still, a fine one. Well done, sir! I shall save it to use some day, when I become... well... fuckable. I am not fuckable now, as I'm too lazy to have any exercise and thus my body does not look sexy.
>I was not really impressed with the meeting though, mainly because we had a time limit
That's a common problem with first-time meeting, I should think.
>the guy was a bit fat and he wasnt a cutie
I regret to say that most people who use anonymous imageboards look like that. The rest prefer the real life, lol.
>Next time I'd rather get a feminine teen boy :3
May I remind you, sir, that it's illegal to do so in Russia. So you must not do it if you wouldn't like to be imprisoned.

>>132922499
what I write wrong? you correct me if that

>>132922007
> одно из

Ты его несколько раз сдавал что ли? Сдал? Ходил потом на С1 и/или TestDAF?

>>132922362
What is proverb?

WTF is BAIRN?

>>132922764
Where?

bump

>>132923527
what is powah?

>>132923579 It's ability to punch in damn face-ebalo.

>>132923635
for what? I didn't do anything wrong

>>132923760 For fun, we don't have much to do here in Rusia. We like to punch each other in damn ebalo-face. It's like hobby or trading card games.

>>132923872
you some savages

The bear had walked in the forest. He saw burning car, then he sat in it and burnt

>>132915748 (OP)
Расходимся пацаны, это паста с форчана: РУССКИЙ ТРЕД