Welcome to the only and one official English thread!What we have here:- discussions about anything in English- learning tips and tricks- questions & answers about grammar and word usageWhat we don't have here:- shitstorms about politics and history- correcting somebody's mistakes without being asked to- trash messages like "fak ur mom pindos ebany"
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>>129420664Why do you think I have a passcode?
Sometimes the thread just doesn't take off, and I wonder why.
Your mother is a poor woman who was unlucky enough to get AIDS from one of the 5 black males who have used her alcoholic intoxication the night you were conceived. In other words, fak yo mamma bich
>>129421571>have used...whenha ha fuck off ur english is hideous
>>129421686They are still using her, if you don't believe me, go to the cemetery and see for yourself, whoreson.
>>129421909ur fuckin sick m8
>>129422039No you
>>129420762Why a not the?
>>129427124Cuz I wasn't talking about a particular passcode.
bump tho
Fuck why's no one posting
Ahoy!Whatcha think 'bout Memrise&Anki? What keeps you motivated to study this simple, yet elegant tongue?
What accent dya stick to? And what woulda rather have?
Why does every person I kno in the interwebs point out how fucked up cyrrilic letters are? Ain't it easy to figure out what meaning each one has?
>>129428757>>129428804>>129428910Stop writing like this, please.
>>129428988What's wrong, sugar?
>>129429091You're pretty much of a faggot.
>>129428988I mean, it pretty much seems that even op has forlorn this thread, and all you are capable of doing is simply debuff to answer the questions because they are written in a colloquial way?How disrespectful of yours it is, young lad.
>>129429167Oh, such a witty retort for a cuntboyDo you have anything to say that would include having any semantics whatsoever?
This is awkward.
I will take it as a no.This thread is doomed to drown in shit, because this board is filled with uneducated, poorly-mannered 14-yr olds.
>>129429760What meaning do you put in 'this'?
>>129429836This whole situation.
>>129429901Some random guy called me names for using slang.Nobody's willing to have a dialogue with me.I'd rather have to concur with you.This indeed is extremely awkward.
>>129420058 (OP)Can someone please elaborate about the usage of "have" and articles? I know I can google that shit but would be neat off somebody would explain it in layman terms.1. haveI know "have" is fofr recently happened things, but can it be used in any other cases? I've seen it being used by native speakers even fi the thing has happened long time ago. Examples:I haven't even seen that. <- I suppose it lacks 've after I. Alright, if true, should I pure 've after everything that has things like "seen, been, done" in it in 100% of cases, or there are exceptions? For example, my friend is often uses it so much it starts looking ridiculous (I've wanted to do it but I've decided not to for examle). So, there should I put 've and where not?2. ArticlesI know the is for defined things, a/an are for undefined. But sometimes I wonder if an article should be there at all. Examples:My dog uses a large dildo to fuck itself in the shitter but my cat thinks.If you have enough lube, do a proper spelunking into the depth of the cat's butt.Make sure the cat's anus is properly tendered so the chance of an attaack by the enraged cat is minimal.Give me the same dildo you used.Thanks for taking your time (although I will probably be rightfully told to GTFO to google like to a lazy fuckface I am.
>>129430068You don't have to shorten the verb all the time, it just sounds more natural when applied to positive sentences.In case you want to put ''ve' in the sentence, it should look like that:I've not seen that
>>129430068Whoa so many typos I've overlooked. I should just drink some bleach, really.
>>129430068Present perfect comes in handy when you need to tell about things that started happening sometime in the past and keep on happening as you speakI have been working as a teacher for twenty goddamn years, SkylerI have been jerking off for half an hour now. Am I ill?
>>129430068>the thing has happened long time agoYou can't use a perfect tense with "a long time ago."Basically we use Present Perfect for things that have happened during a period of time still lasting.
>>129420058 (OP)Fak ur mom pindos ebany! Glory to Ukraine!
Anon, can you help me?Where i can to find motivation for studing English language?I spend money for lesson with English teacherI spend my social time for stydingBut, i didnot see or dont see any progress
>>129430068All the defined articles are put in the right places, what is your complain?You don't use the undefined articles with uncountable nouns and gerunds, e.g. the chance of being attacked
How do you say "Ключи у тебя?" in English? "Are you the one who has the keys?" looks kinda cumbersome.
>>129430653Nonetheless, it's natural to use 'once', 'the other day'.I have actually slept with a man the other day
>>129430878Do you have the keys?
i dont know english
>>129430800What helped me is having small talks with people who live abroad.Just find someone from Sweden/South Korea/any other country in your favourite drochilnya and chat with them occasionally.Also, listen to podcasts, it really helps to develop decent listening/speaking skills.
>>129431283DuolingoLinguaLeoPhilochkoSkypeLessonsBring it on, buddy!
>>129431309Thank so much for your answer...what is "podcasts"?Where i can find someone from abroad?
>>129430385Thanks for the tip, will take a note.>>129430569>>129430653Things you learn everyday... Thanks a bunch, that explains a lot!>>129430800I started by just attempting to rusglish online several years ago spending most of my online time in foreign communities. At first my english was hilarious, now my english is better than some Americans I know. Not saying it's perfect, much far from it, but apparently lots of native speakers simply don't care about proper grammar online, especially in game or private chats or simply shortening their sentences so they type less.>>129430874They all are truly in correct places? Well, it's just sometimes I feel I typed way too many articles in a complicated sentence so I start to doubt if article is really needed there or not. Can't come up with a good example right now but what rules are there that determine if an article is needed at all before a noun?
>>129430800Try reading and posting on forums, for example reddit. It's a good boost to your English, you see the live language and learn new words and idioms. What is no less important is that you see the way native speakers construct their sentences, it's really different from Russian.
>>129431452Talk shows broadcasted online.The topic may vary from Linux community to politics/popular culture.Perhaps you will find something interesting at TuneIn
>2016>pay for learning English
>>129431467>what rules are there that determine if an article is needed at all before a noun?Countable nouns in singular always go with articles. I can't think of a more glaring mistake than writing something along the lines of "I have car."
>>129431467Ask youself if you are given certain options for using nouns in the centence you compose.I have a bunch of green and red apples. I find the red ones healthier.Seek for constructions that explain the word.As the only gay people in the facility, we are at risk.The risk of becoming extinct because of the stupidity of the government does not inspire optimism.
Hi guys
>>129432395Word, fam! Whatcha been up to?
what do you think?would Undertale help me to studing language?If i will be play in English version
>>129432472>Word, fam! Whatcha been up to?10 Ways To Say Hi How Are You To Make Everybody Confused
>>129432508Your English is already perfect.
>>129432619are you kidding me?
Вы чо пендозы?
>>129430874>>129431467Oh just came up with an example of where I doubt if an article is needed or now:I would devastate your anus for (a?, the?) bigger price than its worth.I know the sentence is crap and it's much better to use much more than a/the bugger price, but if I ever stumble upon a sentence that will require me to use a similar build, what do I do with the article in it?>>129431968Oh actually I would probably put a before car.Could you please explain what's countable and what isn't in detail?>>129432053>The risk of becoming extinct because of the stupidity of the government does not inspire X optimism.Hm, my intuition (thanks to reading and listening to english-speakers a lot) is obviously telling me NOT to use articles in the marked spot, but I always sucked at rules so I want to know why I shouldn't.>>129432395>>129432508Soup broscht!Better than nothing. Gear up with a dictionariy and don't be lazy to use it for each word you don't know.>>129432797порплемс, офиссер?
>>129432508Yes, it would. Try to play all the games you have time for in English. It really helps.
>>129420058 (OP)My nemis is boris. Ay im Russian president.
>>129432701Absolutely not. Would you be so kind as to tell me how you've attained such a level of proficiency?
>>129432851I'd stick to for a bigger price, as you do not define what the sum is. Just compare:The price you are charging me with is insane.
i wanna go poopoo but all is covered in crap here, what do
>>129432851Optimism is an uncountable noun.You cannot say two optimisms or two rices.
I luv black cocks.
>>129420762Cause you have 8 images in the OP-post, cyka bleat.What are you doing ITT, seriosly?
i reed this threadandOMG"i felt the hate rise up in me"Why people be fully conversant in English compered from me?
>>129432851>Could you please explain what's countable and what isn't in detail?It's simple. If the noun is countable, you can count it: one apple, two apples, etc. If it's uncountable, you can't do that: no "one sugar," no "two sugars," and so on. There are a few exceptions though.
>>129433203There are no 8 images in the OP. I don't get it
>>129433204Pal, it's alright, just have some practice.Watch some tv shows with English audio and subtitles.
>>129433246one coffee, please, faggotbaba manya ingrish much?
>>129433041so fat
>>129433015https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGjGtLlD5AUu?>>129433055So the article IS needed here. Got it, thanks!>>129433136>>129433246OHHH, that explains a lot! Much appreciated!>>129433204We all started with terrible engrish, just keep on trying!>>129433285Basically premium mode that insteases the image limit, "пасскод". You buy it.
>>129433312By "one coffee" you mean "one cup of coffee" so it's okay.
>>129433041i sucked on much dick in mah days kiddo
>>129433246I could easily ask for two sugars, two breads and two beers. Nobody would feel puzzled for a second in a bar or at a store.
>>129433337I'm being serious. It tops all I've seen so far.
>>129433385wow how did you just count an uncountable noun you
>>129433421Two sugars to me sounds like two small grains of it.мимо
>>129431364thanks for the advice
>>129433442you are here just for a laugh? *
>>129433421>two sugars, two breads and two beersBy all these you mean two pieces, two loaves, and two bottles respectively.If you talk about sugar in general, you can't say "I love a sugar."
>>129433539still bigger than your balls
>>129433285Wait oh shi...Yap, there is only six. But if you see more than 4 pictures in one post? fuck my english i dont know how it will be on english - then you know he who send it have passcode.btw, now i understand idea of this threat, it s very hard to write on english.
ЗДАРОВА БАНДИТЫ
>>129433567I'm here to see more of your flawless English. How deftly you put thoughts into words, every little thing you write is a masterpiece.
>>129420058 (OP)Sosee hui, bydlo.
lez c huza reel murbel in zis c of doodoo
>>129420058 (OP)i know english grammar not very well but a have skills in readind novels and science book in which i understand almost all. i do not want to teach grammar at all. in is norm for me.am i hui?
>>129433697>How deftly you put thoughts into words, every little thing you write is a masterpiece.ny ty i pidr
>>129433583would you plz sing your posts UCHITEL? will you? bretty plz :)
>>129433753I think you definitely hui. I am like you, so i can say that I am hui too :(
>>129433851Ойа да шыгеан булдирген
>>129433594Why don't we take a sit over there and talk about it?
>>129433934gay, the pic отклеилась...
>>129433908>Ойа да шыгеан булдиргенWhat language is it, dude? I don't understand it.
>>129433934take a sit? how many sits should i bring?
>>129433993https://www.google.com/search?q=%D0%9E%D0%B9%D0%B0+%D0%B4%D0%B0+%D1%88%D1%8B%D0%B3%D0%B5%D0%B0%D0%BD+%D0%B1%D1%83%D0%BB%D0%B4%D0%B8%D1%80%D0%B3%D0%B5%D0%BD&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8#q=%D0%B1%D1%83%D0%BB%D0%B4%D0%B8%D1%80%D0%B3%D0%B5%D0%BDJudging from one pic I suppose it's butchered Freestylo lyrics.
>>129434076Thank you. It explain a lot.
>>129433993it`s russian. very hard to understand like russians itself
>>129434062
advise me good book in topic language 1. about little girl2. her sexual sensation3. not lolita or alice
Guys, can you give me advice? I m searching some anime to watch, i want something fun without hard plot, like konosuba, just to watch it with beer. So, any recomendations?
>>129434141explains, даунКучка школьников с гугл переводчиками собаралсь.
>>129434407you are a virgin?
>>129434385step 1 crap on the floorstep 2 enjoy the plot twistsits even better than anime cause you also got smells
>>129433246>There are a few exceptions though. Such as?
>>129434407Sorry man. I never saying that my English good, i just write what i write, and doing a lot of mistakes, i think, but there is why we here.
>>129434498no im capricorn
>>129434595translate "capricorn"
>>129434667nocantdoosville
>>129434667Козерог.He's making a pun on Virgin = Virgo (Дева). Both are astrological signs.
>>129434502But this isn t fun, i guess.
>>129420058 (OP)u menya vot moi pug died proshlim summer. want to vikopat' him
>>129434956What on earth for?
>>129434373I'm advising you to the police.
>>129434956And then fuck him? I dont get the reason why you want it at other way.
>>129434407you is very angry
>>129434996ya very sad, ne mogu forget ego
>>129434824great you share your valuable opinion
>>129434956Fuck PuGs with healers with DPS builds and tanks who can't talk.DIRELY REQUESTING AN ENGLISH PRO TO HELP WITH THE SENTENCE ABOVE!!!Are two withs fine? Sounds lame to me. What do PROS do in such cases?Do not advice inserting dick into CPU fan please. Dick is hurt, and brother is dead already.
>>129435094I don't know what to say now, so i just tell you to shut the fuck up, and then i leave this thread like a champion.
>>129435236tanks who can't tank*Sorry for gazillions of typos. I know I suck dry crusty donkey anuses on a hot summers day.
>>129435236esli ochen zahochesh, to can fuck
— Come on. We're all humans in the end.— We who? Who are you referring to? I'm the only fucking one here. Humans who? I'm not human now, I'm a fucking beast.
>>129435310summer
>>129435275you can say yummy yummy yummy cum inside dont come on tommy :)
май инглиш вери бэд, бат я вилл ситтинг виз ю хере
STALIN DID NOTHING WRONG
>>129435086He must of been eaten by worms
>>129435327This is a classic. This is one fucking thing to know!
>>129435415Nu eto not bad. Regretting ever vhodit v etot thread, ya ochen sad.
it good to see you all gays!How are you?
>>129435462Who are you? Who invited you? Cmon get out
>>129435501Hey dad you said you arent coming here anymore
>>129435501>gaystake off your pants
>>129435322I guess. The payment has been sent into your mouth, go verify it.>>129435327EWW FFUCK! FOR FUCKING SAKE EWWWWW>>129435355Right, thanks! What about the with part? Basically any sentence that has to have few prepositions, what do I do with them?
Und wo ist mein deutschsprachiger Thread?
>>129435523Now I just don't understand how to treat you. Should I do you in right here or bury you alive? Can you just shut up? You're making me crazy, get it? Not the water. Not having to sit here. It's you!
>>129435676>what do I doNothing. Is it really so matter?
>>129435676Gently insert them into your anus.
>>129435730adolf make your own thread please
>>129435741very bad answer, really, i expected a much better answer, ive been to this thread before and the answers were much better
>>129435787
>>129435730let me kreich do deine arsch und likken it mein kleine kuh :(>>129435770My cat will annihilate my anus if I won't learn PROFESSIONAL englisch by tomoraws soz gotta do it or me fkd rly bad pls any1?>>129435784That actually worked pretty well, I feel my english is being pimped now. Thanks I suppose!
>>129435523take off your pants sun>>129435637you first
>>129430784Glory to the Heroes!
>>129435894Bitte schön, mein Geliebter.
>>129435979V golos
>>129435979Ukaraine: a story from behind the gloryhole
>>129435979lost
>>129435862Your stories give me shit, I can't listen to them anymore. One story shits on another.
>>129436015i made your day, huh
enough for todaysomeone need to create same thread tomorrow
>>129436243what the fuck are you doing herefix the door!fix my fucking door!
>>129436243eat shit
Guess the thread is now hijacked by prepubertals (as usual, don't hate!) and all the PROFESSIANALS have left. Gonna save the page to contemplate upon the wisest of advises I've been given here and bounce as well.Have a few cancerous NETZMs before I go tho.
So I've found a little baby bird today. I guess It's wing was broken, not sure, but it couldn't fly away. So I killed it because I felt sorry for it, but I didn't have time for anything else. Does that make me a good or a bad person?
Hello guys.Can you tell me the best way how to improve pronunciation?
>>129436357doggy sure knows how to be self-sufficientwe all can learn from it
>>129436439you have the time to bitch on the internet tho
>>129436439One of the rule of buddhists is not to kill. Why you made decision to kill that bird?
>>129436478record yourself talking duuuuuuh
>>129436357>4th webmOn a fuckedupness scale from 1 to 10, this is 11.
Night, lords. In what way can I refine on my aural comprehension?
>>129436636enhance your connection with the spiritual world, this is where auras are from
>>129436540It's been over 8 hours ago.>>129436548I'm not a buddhist, why would I care about their rules? I did it because it would die anyway, but a more painful death.
can you advise me some books for beginners on english?
>>129436686I meant aural comprehension of the English parlance.
>>129436742Finnegans Wake.
Go to Krautchan /int/
>>129436742Arthur Conan Doyle is easy to read.
>>129436757oral, ebaninalistening comprehension
>>129436742>>129436742http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:The_36_Lessons_of_VivecThis is quite easy, good porn too.
>>129436801but its full of nazi fucks
>>129436805And something for intermediate or upper intermediate level? Maybe any of "today bestsellers" will work fine?
>>129436801Go to your mom.Kiss her on the cheek and tell that you love her
>>129436830oral = by mouthaural = by earfuck thee
>>129436930didnt know that, many thanksanyway, i only heard listening coprehension before
>>129436885what a retarded question
>>129436885Набокова читани. Он там вообще охуел с конструкциями.
The only place, where i can't fuck up with my bad london.
>>129437171>kokokokokokodafuq we need a subtitle crew here somebody call cuba777
>>129437184My London has just been GIJOERETALIATION'd after reading this.
.....................i drive
>>129437246russky malchiki trying to sound all authentic using 'dafuq' and shit make me laugh
>>129437413WATCH THE ROAD DOLBOEB
>>129437420makes me laugh
>>129437269I'd apreciate, if you point on my fail(s).
>>129437460..................sure
>>129437413>>129437460CANT COMMAND ME PLEB
>>129437460what's road?
>>129437506>appreciate
>>129420058 (OP)i am from Russia i cant speak pindosic language
>>129437506its more of your fathers mistakesee, you should know when to cum on the sofa
>>129437476Множественное число. Читай нормально, прежде чем бежать исправлять.
>>129437506I suck at it myself to be honest, but the commas look out of place. Feel free to jetstream pee on me if i'm wrong though.
>>129437568come on Ivan, we glad to see you here
>>129437654It's "we be glad", you pleb.
>>129437603gotcha homie
>>129437649He puts them in places where he would do that if he was writing in Russian.
>>129437654u had to create this thread in the appropriate section
>>129437709It's 'We have benn doing glad', you dumbass.
>>129437568Fuck zealous patriotism. Hail cosmopolitanism. I learned English because it became world language so I can speak to the majority of people on this planet. If Chinese became the world language I'd learn that instead.
>>129437845大哥已经开始咯哦你快来学习嘛
>>129437845китайский второй в мире по количеству носителей, можешь начинать учить
Good evening, 2ch. I haven't read this thread. So what are you discussing?
>>129437966а какой первый
>>129438001Украинский.
>>129438001английский, но это скоро изменится. китайцам разрешили размножатьсятретий - испанский
>>129437786Yeah thought so as well. To be honest I suffer from being confused about this myself sometimes. Any clue you can provide about how Russian and English punctuation rules are different?>>129437966Well I mean when the majority of important people around the globe starts speaking it instead of English, sure (all the big websites, games, (non-)english speaking western countries)
>>129437649I have like 0 knowledge about punctuation in English, so i'm using it like in Russian. Would be better don't use it at all, such as most of english-speaking do.
>>129438167As I see it myself, in English there are usually little to no commas at all. But I can be wrong. I've tried to read something on this subject, but got even more confused.
How to improve my English is i cant communicate with foreigner
>>129438374fuck off successful people are talking here
This thread needs to stop. It's a cancer, it's so much cancer that I can feel my sins crawling on my back and it's weight down heavy on me
>>129438241Having no punctuation make my eyes bleed even harder though, especially if the sentences are complicated so keep them up, sweetie :3
>>129438167 - >>129438241
>>129438167The russian punctuation divides a sentence into logical parts which makes it easier to read unlike the english one. Maybe, it just seems so to me because I'm russian.
>>129438459when the butthurt is to much to ignore
I think people can immediately guess that English isn't my first language just by the way my sentences are built. They must look kind of weird to them because I put words in sentences according to syntax rules in Russian grammar. I read a lot and watch movies and all that shit in English, but still have this problem and it pisses me off.
Hi there! How are you doin' anonchique?
>>129438694not unsolvable but the effort might be too much for the benefits you be getting
>>129438694It goes away with time when you learn more english methods of compositing sentences unless it mutates into something that looks neither russian nor english.
>>129438612I can't ignore this shit. Do you see that? They literally translate it from Russian. I got skullfucked by this thread
>>129420058 (OP)Тред имени БОГОДУХА?
>>129438694Feels like the only way to get rid of this problem is going to an english - speaking country and cut yourself off from the russian language completely.
>>129438906Cutting*,ofc. Speaking/writing fast without stupid mistakes is also a big deal.
>>129438873How is that different from what you're doing right now? You two write exactly the same.
Аноны, есть ли среди вас те, кто сможет перевести субтитры к фильму? Я бы вам например за это за интернет заплатил
>>129438873sooo what seems to be the pblem?
>>129438694Frankly there are so many native speakers who can't spell for shit the majority of them will just take your skills as proper or simply of different word usage differences. Most people who don't know Russian won't automatically assume you aren't native if your sentences make sense and have majority of transitions right.
>>129439017Я плачу за интернет 500 рублей. За перевод субтитров всего фильма это смешно. Тем более, наверняка гавно какое-нибудь. Ищи фанатов этого фильма, готовых работать за идею.
>>129438694Your trouble is just in the way you think. English sentenses should not be rebuilt from russian ones. Just think in english and let your mind to construct all these shit itselves.
>>129439074preferences*
faggots dnt get that language is not someting you study but something you acquire
>OP have a passcodeOP name is Dick.
>>129439085Я не знаю, почему я написал "говно" с "а", лол.Так было задумано нахуй.
>>129439018Ok, I'll try to don't pay any attention
>>129439138Остуди свой пердак уже, нейтив спикер хуев.
>>129439196ебать, а гонору-то было
КОРОЧЕ, ИСПОРЧУ МАЛИНУ ВАМ, МАМКИНЫ АНГЛИЧАНЕ, ЧО ПАЦАНЫ КАК ДЕЛА?
Btw, if someone wanna advices about learning English there are some:1. Learn rules. Tenses, how to put "s", "ed" in the end and other pre-intermediate shit. A grammar is important.2. Surrround yourself with English. It's more about your vocabulary, but also provide a good practice with rules. Make your PC and phone's interface English, watch TV-shows in English (with rus subs to be confidant what words and phrases means). Visit some English-speaking youtubers, try to let some comments. Try to listen and understand what musician is singing in his songs.Hm. What's a point to write this in English? PRACTISE, FUCKING IDIOT. THAT'S WHY!
>>129439325C Y K A B L Y A T
>>129439338the way you write is cringeworthy
>>129439258Prszepraszam, nie rozumiem Pana
>>129439338у тебя-то точно никто совета не спрашивал, ебанина. иди навести ютюберов
>>129439325Да хуёво, брат, что-то все как будто доебать дружно решили. Зашёл на двач и тут расслабить булки не могу.
Бля, какая ламповая, добрая атмосфера в подобных тредах. До слёз.
>>129439338You fqggot even can't into English. Your grammar is shit. Any reasons to show you mistakes, silly?
>>129439338You faggot even can't into English. Your grammar is shit. Any reasons to show your mistakes, silly?
>>129439338>want to advices>WHATS THE POINT? THATS WHY>LET SOME COMMENTSCringy grammar (troll?) but he's got the point.
>>129439554I would appreciate if you show me.cuz i'm not a cocky idiot, i'm learning english, so would be great to see my mistakes
>>129439683That's why russia has been banned by ##mod
Hi everyone
>>129439683a, не the.
>>129439426 >>129439455 >>129439528 >>129439554 >>129439683He wrote it that way just to get your attention. And he did.
>>129439796Hello, how you doing?
>>129439526Yup. Knowing there's Russian anon who is educated enough to understand English and be polite and nice makes my faith in Russians stronger.Visiting /po/ and /news/ for one minute was enough to completely destroy it once.
>>129439845Obosralsya - obtekay. Classic.
>>129439845> wroteCan anybody shoot this faggot in mouth with a shotgun?
>>129439845ой блять съеби шерлок
>>129439891eto bil sarcasm.
>>129439845No matter, still was a good laugh reading it!
my eyes are bleeding
>>129439895 >>129439909 >>129439910 >>129439975I wrote that post just to get your attention. And I did again.
>>129439338как я лихо всех затролил
Isn't it french bul' dog in OP's post?
>>129439938Well I meant the nice helpful replies, not SASI PENDOS ones.
>>129440048Пипирку на полученный аттеншн не сотри.
>>129440048Then hang yourself
I love men's whore, very love and suvat where penis.
>>129440071Nope, those are pugs.
Howdy howdy trolls.What have you guys been doing the whole day through?I woke up at 8am, went to my local flight school to have some practice. Guess what? Weather totally fucked everything up. What a waste.
>>129439683I do believe "wanna" equals "want to"."What's a point" for sure.And i though about "leave a comment", but wrote for some reasons "let". Just a missprint.
It was summer. Drunk rider flew into the pioneer company and brought down the boy. The boy was in the blood, his legs to go up, someone took him in his arms and carried her to the car, but the boy was already unconscious. I was shocked by what he saw and he could not get over
>>129440160Вот так хотел:Я люблю мужские дырки, и очень люблю сувать туда пенис.
>>129440225>"What's a point" for sure.лолблядь
>>129440071Don't you dare baiting me out of my MEMES oh fk its too late noooooOOOO~~
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More thought, what and how to do with it.When talking does not feel sexual excitement - only cold and stress.
>>129440225>I do believe "wanna" equals "want to"Kek. You were supposed to spell it like "want an advice". There's no "to".
>>129440225Want to (wanna) adviceorWant advicesNo problem if it's typos tho, lots of us misspell a lot as well.
>>129440223Came home at 8.30am after a night shift. Got three bottles of beer. Drank 'em, went to sleep. The fucking neighbours turned music on but I did manage to have some sleep. Woke up at 15.30pm. Been scrolling the Internet since. My life is just plain boring.
>>129440455women with dicks and weak men with vaginas
>>129440223Woke up at 3pm and got punched by Québécoises when I asked in the market for some meat not in French. How the fuck do they wanna get? French is fucking useless even in Canada, even in Quebec. Damn dirt
>>129440489But "advices".
>>129440573But ".
>>129440523so fucking delicate like mommys fine china
>>129439338grammar isn't important dude
>>129440489>want an adviceAdvice is a singularia tantum. You can't say 'an advice'.
>>129420058 (OP)fak ur mom pindos ebany
>>129440645That's why Russians have been banned on 4chan
>>129440573Advices тоже нельзя, ебанушки.
>>129440517Oh that feels bro. Haven't you been thinking about finding yourself a little hobby? Collecting beer bottles doesnt count
>>129440645You sir, are worthless twag
>>129440741post this one more time
>>129440771That's why Russians have been banned on 4chan
>>129440573Kekkiroval s etogo dolboeba :D
>>129440813thank you
It's time to stop.
>>129440853You're welcome, mate
>>129440741Nope, probably just the dynamic IP ranges. Mine has always been fine.
>>129440877It's time for you to go to bed.
>>129440631So you'll ask me "what's wrong doe?" and so I'll say. We put dots and commas "like this," never "like this".
>>129440948Dots and commas,Large and smallSector vectorEat 'em all
>>129440877Hey, let's take a look at this """"true english speaking guy who even knows about papa franku"""". I bet he thinks that he's not a regular piece of shit because he watches some Anglo YouTube channels. Bravo
>>129440225Thx for all who pointed on my mistakes.Now i know a little bit more.
>>129441056or pointed at?
>>129441107Pointed out in this particular case.
>>129441056now your English is little bit worse thanks to that guy
>>129440929Did you check 4chan's Twitter? It officially said that russia is over.
>>129420058 (OP)What are you doing here?
>>129441143It was my post, just too lazy to pick all of who answered.
>>129440948I've seen lots of native speakers putting them "this way", as well as "this way." Both are fine. Still you can use the second one to sound more American.
>>129441054Who even gives a fuck about this. Not being a regular piece of slavic shit means to use the language properly.
>>129441229He tought you wrong things is what I meant.
ебать какая капча неудобнаязашел первый раз за пару недель и тут такое
>>129441281Taught.
>>129441299didn't care to proofread, thanks though
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>>129441331it's a girl
You guys are boring. Why couldn't we all have some fun ITT?
>>129420058 (OP)Anons, help me please. Where can I watch footbal match England - Russia on English language? I tried to search translation in google, but didn't search any good translations. And why so many dicks on my capcha?
>>129441378we could
Gonna post some random shit. Ask me anything about manly things. E.g. guns, vehicles, alcohol, wimmen.Here's a nice cool operator for ya.
Cosmopolitism is woman journal?
>>129441144Did another testpost for y'all.And twitter doesn't specify which country (unless I missed something). And again, if it's true it's probably just most dynamic IP ranges.
>>129441281It was my post. My wrong things, but i was confidant that it was right. So i'm happy to destroy this wall of illusions and now i see clear.
Come on, gentlemen, talk to me. I'm an oldfag, I swear. Here's a pic that proves.
>>129441293Yup, it's VIBROOO font. /minecancer
>>129441626Hello there
>>129441544Is Maxim a wanker magazine?It's an ideology, same as how Maxim is a name. Latter thing was named after the term.
>>129441544Cosmopolitanism is kind of a world view. I am cosmopolitan, and so is the women's magazine That doesn't actually mean that I am the women's magazine
>>129441626What do you do around the world?
>>129441732Hey pal. What are you doing tonight?And uh, tell me what: are there such thing as a bored bartender?
>>129441849Bad things, mostly.
>>129442030What's your opinion on jewish repatriation and MASA programm?
>>129441971Hello.I'm browsing reddit 2ch and reddit, gonna start a game of Civilization 5 in 20 minutes.And the answer on your question: yes, i worked as bartender in Shokoladniza for a month, dropped this job because of boredom.
ладно пацаны, до завтране забудьте запилить, вас интересно читать
>>129442106I don't really care about them. I was born'n'raised in a place with big jewish community, so I have no hate towards 'em, maybe even respect in some way.A good lady friend o' mine is going to participate in this whole MASA thing, she's half jewish and... oh my god, what a nice little i mean, travelsize, really, like, 5 feet tall beauty queen she is. It's truly good to mix blood.
>>129441144https://boards.4chan.org/int/thread/60655751/say-herostratus-will-never-die-in-your-languageRussians are still in /int/ at this time.
>>129442305Oh. That's really unexpected. Because all the bartenders I used to know were in the thick of it all day long. Every person happened to know the bartender and were tryin' to have a chat. So I thought, like, if I were in his shoes, I would screw that and leave. Sometimes I just need to be alone.
Who are AI?
>>129442731>>129442731Artificial IdiotIntelligence?
>>129442409Thank you for your answer!Do you have any special thought that keeps you alive and forces you do things?Hit me with a question too.
Hey banditos, here's a pikes peak cuda for y'all.
>>129442660I guess that is happening. So there are not really bored bartenders :/
>>129442845Chiki-briki-v-damki?Brat?
>>129420058 (OP)1
TOEFL 110 here, ask you questions
Have two stulov. Na kakoi sit down, na kakoi mom posadish?
>>129442820OH FUCK MANI'm struggling to find a thing that will constantly work for me, in this sense. I've tried acid, yoga, scheduling, self-reproach. Sometimes I have no sleep at night, sometimes I can't get up in the morning. And that's okay.I am an adrenaline junkie, that helps me quite a bit. I also dream to have a consistent strictly planned daily routine. But, anyway. I dream big. I can't just stop. So maybe the thought will be "Stay competitive. Always. Sky is the limit"So, my question is. What's more important, your own ambition or your family's wellness?
>>129443326Do you even suck bro?Dunno whether 110 is great or not
>>129443504It is quite an average score, you can be passed to below average universities with it.
>>129442982No-no-no, Boris. Go make kompot, blin.Bandito is a Spanish word. Or slang mexican word. Idk
>>129442814roll
>>129443504A-ha. And what's the highest rating?
Ey, englishmanes, poyasnite kogda nado use have, a kogda has i t.p.I eshe pro the/a/an
>>129443773 to >>129443588
>>129443709>XXXXXXXX9You next, mortal. Try your anus with a bottle first doe.
>>129443789Has nado cogda he/she/it. Primer: Vasya imeet mashinu. Vasya has a car. (On imeet mashiny - he has a car)A vot esli ty ili ya imeem mashinu, to eto budet "You have a car. I have a car"Sechesh, suka? Pro articli poyasnat ne budu, sam putayu.
>>129443789I have, You have, They have (множественное, ты, я)He has, it has (одиночное другое + когда не ты и не я)
>>129444055>>129444182Okey, i'm smeknyl, thx mates.
WELL WHAT ARE YOU BATMEN?
>>129443789>>129444055Еще "have" / "has" юзается там где ты до сих пор это делаешь: I've been playing that game since I was a kid - "играл и играю до сих пор".I was playing a game - я играл когдато.The - все знают о каком существительном речь.Give me the car - слыш тачку отдалA / An - не определенное, просто машина:Give me a car - дай ка амне (какую нибудь) машинуИ это толко использыется в названиях и в одиночных вещах (The Avengers, i fucked a cat / I fucked cats - во втором не ставь артикли, ибо множественное.Еще артикль не ставь если существительное нельзя сосчитать нормально, например i fucked sugar или it doesn't inspire enthusiasm. Про эти два не не говорят "два сахара" или "два энтузиазма". На то что считается ставь.A - перед согласным (a car)An - перед гласным (an apple)Это для того чтоб не ломать язык произнося A APPLE.Есть исключения, типа когда первая гласная но читается твердо (year), тут надо A YEAR (а ир), иначе будет слован язык об АНЪИР)
>>129444969Godno poyasnil, sir.
>>129444969Spasibo!
>>129444969Кстати, чому ты написал >a game, если наверняка имеется в виду какая-то specific game?
>>129445639Тупой был пример наспех, извиняюсь. В таком виде не юзается. Определенная игра была бы the, да.
>>129445639>>129445744Но может юзаться например в рассказе очевидца полиции, где определенность игры не важна:So I was playing a game on Xbone 69 and that guy just busted my door open and fucked me in the ass.Тугодумлю, my bad
>>129444969>Есть исключения, типа когда первая гласная но читается твердо (year), тут надо A YEAR (а ир), иначе будет слован язык об АНЪИР)Тут надо не на букву смотреть, а на звук. a year - /jɪə(r)/an hour - /ˈaʊə(r)/Тогда всё будет поня тно и никаких исключений.
>>129446035Watching a game, having a Bud.Это классика, это знать надо!
You guys have disappointed me. I tried so much to have an interesting chat with someone, and you remained silent. I'm so sad. I'd better be sleeping right now. Nighty-night, folks.
>>129420058 (OP)Oh my god! oh my god! oh my god! I've expect this thread about two weeks. Why is it without classic oppic? Anyway i'm rolling in.
>>129446267Whatever.
>>129420058 (OP)Ебучий пидор, этот тред зашкварен пасскодо-марзью.
>>129446343What a douchebag.
>>129446390btw can u describe 'douchebag' in russian? Some analogue maybe? I've look for definition at urbandictionary but can't figure out.
>>129446267>i tried so muchand get so farbut in the endit doesn't even matter
>>129446267Sorry to dissapoint bro.I think Ima go to bed as well.May you dream of bedbugs tonight!Toodles!>>129446633Гандон, козел maybe? Anything that implies that the person acts like a dick / jerk / asshole.
>>129446769No, I understand that it means that 'douchebag' did something wrong before he became 'douchebag', but I suppose there should be defined meaning like пидор means that man became faggot after he was forced or on his own wish he had sex with another man. I dont want to be confused so...
>>129446769I, personally, prefer the name of a git.whatever-douchebag
Is this thread still alive?
>>129420058 (OP)> correcting somebody's mistakes without being asked toFINALLY I CAN TRY TO SPEAK ENGLISH ON DVACHCHCHCHCHCI WAS SOOO SCARED THAT EVERYONE WILL SHKVARIT' ME ABOUT MY SHITTY ENGLISH
>>129447649ananim ligion))))))))))))))))))))))))
>>129447717https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmJdtCOMZUY
>>129447687Seems like it's dead
>>129447527So, douche does not refer to sexual intercourse implying a disgusting and filth person (not specifically opessed but dirty).
Teh Internets gave you dictionaries, use them. No, you do not want to use them, you want to eat poo.douchebag Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker.
>>129449285Oh gosh. I've already looked 4 definition at urbandictionary, thx. I ask is there close analogue in russian. But no, you have to read this thread by your ass and pretend to be the smartest schoolboy. Get the fuck out of here.
>>129449731You've read all the definitions and you're still asking? You must be retarded or something.There are plenty equivalents in Russian: чмо, говнюк, засранец, and so on.
Hi guys! My english maybe is very bad, and i don't speak with you fine, but your tread is awesome, and i nadeius than this tread will be there everyday, and i will be go there to speak with you. Thank you, i'm overcum
