ENGLISH THREADDa Rules:1. You do not write anything in Russian2. You DO NOT write anything in Russian3. If you do write something in commie speak, you get your face pissed on immediately4. Don't correct anyone's mistakes unless asked to. If you do, you get your... y'know what'll happen5. Gibberish like "sasai pindos obama chmo" is not welcomed. Who cares though6. Don't put "though" at the end of your every last sentence thinking it makes you sound less runglishly. It doesn't, though7. There are no rules really, do whatever the fuck you want8. Rolls aren't forbidden9. This is the most retarded thread on /b/0. You're welcome
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>>126324755 (OP)Sup, i began learn english yesterday. I dont understand everything
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>>126325123I like tea and porn with horses because it looks like my sister Alice.
English is very funny language. I can speak about my cock and my mother dont understand me
sosi pisos
Goddam!Why my left cock is bigger than right? What am I doing wrong?
>>126325123>>126325311>>126325479please stop this
>>126325946Why?
sasai pindos obama chmo though
>>126325974it's cringeworthy
londo is the capital of Britan
Who is going to preorder Overwatch?
>>126326091What do you mean when write "cringeworthy"?
>>126326362He means "it gives him goosebumps"
>>126326507I don't quite understand that.
>>126326618It gives me the shivers, you know?
Fug uou skum.
Hello anuses. what is the main differences between Scottish English and British English?
>>126327970It's the same as the distance betwwen my penis and your mom's mouth. There's none.
>>126328258Well you're stupid anusThere's many differences, 4 example: "don't know" look like "dunnae" and other
>>126327970Scottish is sometimes considered as a different language. The difference is really large, they're even not always mutually understandable.
Пендосы
Фашисты ебанные
Hi there! How to learn English without SMS and registration?
>>126329057
>>126329057>>126329178Are u gonna suck my dad's big cock, fuckin Russian?
>>126329178Here, take your fifteen roubles
Forbidden is this?
Git Gud fags
>>126329625Goddammit!
What is the best way to fight commies?
>>126331071cooking the tyz, manya
Why is it still not "the vocaroo english thread"?
hi. my name is your mother
>>126331370>mother isnt a name
i don't speak enlish
вы меня понимаете?
>>126331196>cookingGame overed from you
Грамотно?I was sure that the release of the spirit of a tree would be the worst option and that the horse would be eaten.
>>126331619my game - my rules, bitch
>>126331637> that the> that the
>>126331637would have been
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>>126331637>releaseМне кажется тут надо другое слово
>>126331689I just pissed on your face, peedar
>>126331871give off
Зашел специально чтобы написать на русском, ещё в б мне будут правила устанавливать, охуеть.
OP likes penises
>>126331884>I just pissed on your face,> no haveahahah.jpg
>>126331933Нет.
>>126331778That убрать?
ой петухииииирот ваш ебаааааал
>>126332000The убрать, дебил тупой
Hello! I like this thread. It smells like my English language teacher from 2000 year.. Mmm..
>>126332090И-извини...
>>126332102Найс английский, чмо
>>126332112Ты чё гей?
>>126332102did u got she?
>>126331982Пидора ответ.
>>126332168it sounds like it's something bad...
>>126329380Simply go and learn without rear thoughts.
>>126332172SHE блять ахахаха ахахахахахах
>>126332134I'm not "чмо",man.
>>126332213More dots, homo.
>>126332301... . .. . . .take them all
>>126332168Нет, просто хуй на тебя встал.
>>126332213Agree!
>>126332204А как
>>126331637Ну чем слово релиз заменить, сучечки
Я не понимала сути этих тредов, но когда открыла это говно то люто лузанула. Такого количества ошибок не видела довольно давно, хехе.
I think that my English is not so good. But I try. What you can say about it, anonymous?
>>126332605Fuckoff
>>126332624Please?
>>126332605I'll try, i will try = i'll try.
>>126332685Oh,thank you!
>>126332726Пробел ставь после запятой. Чмо
>>126332414I was sure that give off of the spirit of a tree would be the worst option and that the horse would be eaten.
>>126324755 (OP)Why pugs everytime?
>>126332811They're cute.
>>126332791Stfu nerd
>>126332835Not as cute as ur mama whore
>>126332777The punctuation rules in English don't work just the same exact way they do in Russian, you stupid Ivan.
>>126332835AgreeWhat is right variant to say "penis" when my mum in the room: dick, cock, or Johnson?
>>126332873Помоги пожалуйста...>>126331637-кун
Сука, опять вылезли дауны, для которых слишком сложно пойти на англоязычную доску.
>>126331310Not every anon has a mic. I for one don't.
>>126333123Там 3.5 анонаИ зачем еще ваш тренд
английский для питухов
Today is raining
>>126333023one-eyed serpent
i fuck your family
>>126333342Oh god I think.I lose a bit of my shit
Bumpster
>>126334174Я буду бампать за тебя если поможешь >>126333086
Ебал правило номер 1 и 2.
>>126334222> that the horse> spirit of a tree tree spirit> that the release
>>126334501>releaseЭто слово явно не к месту"освобождение"
>>126334501"that the" is fine.
London is the capital of Great Britain.
Russians can not speak language of gods ili kak tam pishetsyaRussian can not speak gods language
проиграл с попыток пидорахенского быдла в нормальный язык
>>126334697Russians cannot speak the language of Gods.
>>126334772>writing that in pure Russian
>>126334809>cannot >>126334836>that ))))
>>126334894I know you're doing this just to piss me off.
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>>126324755 (OP)Joined winrar thread. Also looking for advice. I am stressed all week long. Apathy or anger. No smiles, no happines. Everything looks like crap even future.
>>126334772You lose also at your own attempts into the normal language.
>>126336062>You lostFucking irregular verbs.
Пишу в эпичном треде
I your mouth fucked, pindos fucking.
>>126324755 (OP)My love`ll never pitty me, 2chTis so offensively and painfully
This seems like an appropriate thread to ask. I'm pretty good at english, but i have no special education. Is it possible for me to tutor scholars for exams or just overall improvement? I have some grammar textbooks I used myself to learn, like Murphy's grammar.
Ya vas tut s trudom ponimayu, mozhet nauchite englishy?
ХУЙ
This is the gayest thread to ever appear on 2ch.
>>126336863V shkole chemu uchat?
>>126336993Huevo uchili, obida.
>>126336977There were threads like this before. We tried to talk like gentlemen. Indubitably.
>>126324755 (OP)Kan somone tell mi were emd hou I kan leern inglish phor gud speekeeng?
>>126336814To be a tutor, just knowing English is not enough. Do you know how to work with people? Can you explain to a stupid schoolboy what's the difference between "a house" and "the house"?
>>126337101The gaiety is all over the thread; we drown in it.
>>126337060Ну если хочешь прям всерьёз, то найди грамматику Мерфи и какой-нибудь round-up, вроде их можно в тырнете в своболном доступе отыскать. И дрочи упражнения. В игры играй на англюсике, фильмы смотри с английскими сабами, там обычно уровень довольно простой. Незнакомые слова ищи в словаре.
>>126336735stop attentionwhoring
>>126337744But there is one tyan!double, btw
>>126337302People say I'm good with children. I can even explain a difference between a king and The King.
>>126337811noone gives a fuck about u and ur stupid girl
>>126337811Tyan are not needed.
Гамбургер Fuck the system
>>126337915regrettably, but expected
>>126324755 (OP)Hey, Hans, was für ein Rattenrennen in diesem Thread?Kommen Sie und haben Sie keine Angst!
>>126337847Good for you. Why not try then?I thought about tutoring back in the day too, but I'm too sociophobic for such a job. I can hardly explain to a store clerk what I want to buy.
>>126338252seig heil, deda
>>126338426I want to hear an advice frome someone who did it. Maybe it's not worth it. Or maybe the market is full of better tutors.
>>126338252Ich totete die Drache. Учим немецкий по играм.
>>126338842>an adviceну чё ты, нормально же общались
>>126338462Danke!>>126338936Зачем?Есть же дуолинго
Heyho comrades, how ya doing?
>>126339873Ich bin isst pizza!
>>126338252Du birst ein Heichenkeitplupfer?
Roll
>>126340652barrel roll
>>126339258А что не так? А если я скажу a word of advice?
Haro, my English brothers!I'm 15, and how years old are you?
>>126340737DO A BARREL ROLL!!!!
So... why pugs?
>>126340480> Du birst ein Heichenkeitplupfer? Welche Art von Müll reden Sie ?
>>12634079920 years old.>haroThat's your bike?Good bicycles.
>>126340799Hello my name is Vova
sosi huj bidlo
>>126340799I'm 24 years old, and what is this?
>>126341202Suck a dick, pleb.
>>126341296ja tvoyu mamku ebal
>>126340793advice is uncountable. You should've said "some advice" or just "a tip."
Need a dispencer here!
>>126341609poootis in the here!
Есть вариант местному анону заработать на дошики выполняя несложные задания по англ. Отвечу в течение пары дней. Заинтересовавшимся hazeg13@yandex.ru
>>126341427Point taken. But a word of advice is still legit.
>>126342215Попросишь перевести фрагмент текста на пробу, а потом прокинешь с оплатой? Знаем мы таких.
>>126343042Не,я серьезно написал. Я верю в анона,и ты верь
>>126324755 (OP)Sup guys, talk dirty to me.
>>126346661Dirty Hello
>>126324755 (OP)Тупые пиндосы, тред создали, ахахха дибилы
хуй
Da Правила:1. Вы ничего на русском языке не пишут2. Вы что-нибудь на русском языке НЕ писать3. Если вы делаете что-то написать в Commie говорят, вы получите ваше лицо обозленный немедленно4. Не исправлять чьи-либо ошибки, если они не просили. Если вы это сделаете, вы получите ваш ... y'know, что произойдет5. Gibberish как "Sasai тесальского обама чмо" не приветствуется. Кто заботится, хотя6. Не помещайте ", хотя" в конце каждого вашего последнего предложения, думая, что делает вас звук менее runglishly. Это не имеет, хотя7. Там нет никаких правил на самом деле, делать все, что вы хотите ебать8. Рулоны не запрещены9. Это самый отсталый поток на / б /0. Вы радушны
>>126324755 (OP)Сажи говнотреду
>>126346661You. Again. This is amazing.
>>126324755 (OP)Сука блять, дауны, пишите по русски, сидите на российской имиджборде, твари отсталые
Пиздец, создавать в б инглиш тред, когда можно просто съебаться на форчан. Школьники к егэ готовятся что ли
Ay guys , why alot of stupid people playing CS:GO? Even in CS 1.6 there are better community.
>>126346890Not dirty enough. >>126347092Greetings to you too.
>>126347000>>вы ничегоSounds like my life
Ладно инглиш тред. Но причем тут мопсы ебаный в рот. Это исконно китайские собаки
>>126324755 (OP)АЛЕ БЛЯТЬ , НИХУЯ НЕ ПОНЯТНО, ПО РУССКИ ПЛИЗ ПИШИТЕ
>>126347300They're like canonical English bulldogs but they're also cute.
>>126347300Because fuck you, that's why.
What will happen if I will post yoba on 4chan?
>>126347451>>126347570
>>126347715on 4chan it's known as comfy guy
>>126347804But if I will tell them that this is yoba?
>>126348247They won't care.
