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Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 13:00:53  125458867  
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English thread could be started here.
Da rules:
1. You do not write anything in Russian
2. You DO NOT write anything in Russian
3. If you do write something in commie speak, you get your face pissed on immediately
4. Don't correct anyone's mistakes unless asked to. If you do, you get your... y'know what'll happen
5. Gibberish like "sasai pindos obama chmo" are not welcomed. Who cares though
6. Don't put "though" at the end of your every last sentence thinking it makes you sound less runglishly. It doesn't, though
7. There are no rules really, do whatever the fuck you want
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 13:01:49  125458937
FOLKS, TODAY I LIKE WAS WALKING DOWN THE MARKET WHEN I SAW A BONEHEAD IN "IMRUSSIAN" SHIRT, SO I JUMPED UP AND ROUGHLY FUCKED HIS FACE DOWN WITH ROUNDHOUSE AND EXPLAINED HIM BY A SHOUT "I DON'T LIKE SIEG HEIL!", CAUSE I HAVE BEEN BURNT WITH 359, FOLKS, OLD SCHOOL SPIRIT LIVES ONLY IN MYTYSCHI WHERE ONE'S FUCKIN LIKE HARDCORE, WHERE HOMIES LIVE WITH ENERGY, YOUTH AND FUCK THE SYSTEM'S MOUTH! ONLY MYTYSCHI 359, ONLY HARDCORE!!! UNITY ULTRAHARDCORE MYTYSCHI!!!
folks, beat the nazi, boneheads, get burnt at gygs, love your Family, equality, brotherhood and the Stage!
SPEAK CLEARLY AND BRAVE STRAIGHT IN THE FACE!
359
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 13:03:29  125459040
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Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 13:05:17  125459169
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Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 13:06:17  125459235
sasai pindos obama chmo
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 13:29:16  125460814
Хуй тебе, буду на русском писать, ведь я быдло, дам пасасать пиндосам
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 13:29:29  125460832
>>125459235
Sosi pisos
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 13:29:50  125460855
>>125460814
Sosi pisos, your bunny wrote
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 13:41:56  125461685
I dont understand whats going on there. You Russian are so fucking stupid.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 13:50:39  125462332
>>125461685
russians are the strongest people in the entire world. noone can face us cuz we won every battle we had ever been dragged to. show some respect when you talk to russian cuz if disrespect russian you get killed by russian. as simple as that. pray when putin will come to liberate you, maybe you'll survive liberation somehow, stupid animal.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 13:52:01  125462410
>>125462332
and don't yo even dare to point my mistakes out, cuz if you point them out you get pissed on your filthy face. russia strong!
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 13:52:55  125462476
>>125462410
>russia strong!
Da cyka blyat. EbaWy B KaWy
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 13:54:36  125462600
Что,за старую пику сразу банить стали?
Самый раковый тред,хуже рулеток
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 13:54:57  125462629
>>125462476
i wasn't saying this ironically, i was deadly serious. don't mess up with russians. a single russian paratrooper can easily handle a bunch of murica soldiers/
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 13:55:14  125462648
>>125462629
> sarcastically
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 13:55:46  125462689
>>125462629
Нахуй иди.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 13:57:22  125462796
>>125458867 (OP)
Опять ты это говно притащил?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 13:59:20  125462938
POST RUSSIAN STRONG IN THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL GET A CHANCE TO LICK PUTIN'S SHOES WHEN YOU MEET HIM! THAT'S THE BIGGEST RUSSIAN DREAM! YOU CAN WIN NOW! POST AND LICK EMPEROR'S SHOES! AND MAYBE EVEN DICK!
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:00:02  125462989
>>125462938
раша стронг
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:04:00  125463301
>>125458867 (OP)
>1. You do not write anything in Russian
>2. You DO NOT write anything in Russian

Хуй там.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:04:47  125463358
According to the latest polls about 80% of Russians are seriously willing to restore USSR. What do you think of this? Do you want to live in USSR yourself?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:05:23  125463404
Hi there!
Can you guess my English level by reading this post?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:06:16  125463469
>>125458867 (OP)
ПАШЛИ НАХУЙ МУРИКАНЦИ!!
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:06:38  125463495
>>125463404
It's I_enjoy_sucking_murican's_dicks_so_much level.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:07:11  125463539
>>125463495
Wow! You are totally right!
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:08:34  125463639
test

I'm an oldfag!
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:08:39  125463646
>>125463469
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:13:01  125464009
I'm late for school today, guys. Was playing DOTA 2 till the morning. I skipped two classes already. What can I tell a teacher as an excuse? Please, think faster! Don't have much time left!
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:14:13  125464108
>>125464009
>dota

Do you like cocks?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:14:28  125464133
>>125464009
Oh come on, bump! I don't want to get scolded today!
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:14:34  125464137
>>125464009
Tel him the truth
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:15:19  125464200
>>125464108
Idk, a dick probably tastes salty and I love salty things. Why do ask this?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:16:02  125464255
>>125464200
If I'm not mistaking we talk about salty dicks in every EnglishThread. Am I wrong?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:16:16  125464275
>>125464200
do you
I'm a lil' nervous!
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:17:13  125464335
>>125464255
I wasn't in every English thread. You asked I answered. That's all. Maybe everyone here thins of salty dicks?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:17:29  125464363
>>125464335
thinks
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:17:55  125464401
>>125458867 (OP)
Okay, I minded it is very good thread with interest rules. Maybe some peoples cannot read and written in english and thei will wery angry, but my english is good and i likes it thread.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:18:18  125464429
>>125464335
Looks like you are right. Fucking gay pendossy
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:18:42  125464458
>>125464401
How did you learn English?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:19:02  125464490
>>125464401
> i likes it thread.
I presume you also like a taste of a dick.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:20:15  125464573
Сажи малолетним долбоебам.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:20:21  125464581
What's up faggots. These threads are gay as fuck.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:20:29  125464594
>>125464401
So fat
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:21:08  125464634
>>125464458
I was fucking your mom and suddenly got so bored, so I decided to read a book until I cum. So I think you guessed what book it was.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:21:40  125464682
>>125464458
English given to me very easy. I did learn it is in school and in institute. And i have more practice with my english-speaken friends.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:21:43  125464686
>>125464581
And you're the gayest one here.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:22:01  125464713
>>125464581
>gay

Like something awful.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:22:29  125464748
I very-very bad speak english.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:22:39  125464758
Сажа
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:22:46  125464767
>>125464713
It not a good thing to hurt your anus so much everyday.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:23:07  125464793
>>125464748
No, you are ok. Trust me!
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:23:09  125464798
And you're the gayest one here.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:23:50  125464857
Очко
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:24:22  125464898
>>125464857
Давалка
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:24:34  125464916
>>125464767
My anus is fine.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:24:46  125464932
>>125464793
How to learn english?
Its a veruly beatiful language, but i dont learn in school.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:24:58  125464950
>>125464898
Пенис
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:25:08  125464958
>>125464932
*very
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:25:22  125464980
>>125464950
Хер
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:25:32  125464997
>>125464686
You're confusing me with the OP.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:25:54  125465026
>>125464932
Уёбывай на форч, и дрочи вприсядку с инглишем.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:26:19  125465055
>>125464997
Хуй
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:27:00  125465114
>>125464997
Пизда
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:27:22  125465140
>>125464997
Джигурда
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:27:54  125465181
>>125465055
What's XYN? Chocolate or something?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:29:12  125465295
>>125465181

Sato-Kun. Google it.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:29:36  125465328
>>125458867 (OP)
hooy sasi hipstota ebanaya)))
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:29:43  125465338
>>125465181
Шутки за 5 баксов просто
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:30:45  125465419
>>125465328
Два чая этому жирному господину
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:31:02  125465446
>>125465026
4chan is a bit boring. Is there any other ways to improove my English?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:31:47  125465513
>>125465446
Of course, start from "improve".
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:32:01  125465530
>>125465446
>improove
Иммалешен
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:32:14  125465549
>>125465446
Read a book, dumbass.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:32:41  125465578
>>125458867 (OP)
SUCK MY MEMBER
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:32:54  125465599
>>125465530
>>125465513
Stupid missclick
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:33:01  125465608
>>125465513
Блять, ты даже не можешь внятно объясняться на инглише и всё туда же , треды он блять создаёт, иди на форч, хоть какой то прогресс будет , мамкин полглот.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:34:58  125465761
>>125465446

You could watch english movies or shows with native language subtitles.

Also, playing computer games with english speaking people can improove your spoken skills.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:37:17  125465955
>>125458867 (OP)
Why i am so stuped and i can`t learn English over three years?
I forgot elementary rules and words and now even this sentense likely written wrong.

What should i do?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:39:25  125466155
>>125465955
You were born defective. There's nothing science can do for you.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:40:50  125466284
>>125465955
Are you good in your native language?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:41:29  125466347
>>125465955

If you havnt well-upper english level, you have to practise it everytime.

To be successful, try to find some motivation get english skills. It may be new position requires english skills on your job or a livin in english speaking country.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:41:29  125466349
>>125466155
NNNOOOOOOOO!!111

It is false!
I don`t believe you!
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:42:02  125466403
>>125466284
Moreless
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:42:41  125466466
>>125466403
What does moreless mean?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:42:51  125466482
>>125466284

Not actually. I know english even better then russian.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:43:17  125466527
>>125466466

BOLEE MENEE
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:43:42  125466570
>>125466527
I got it
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:45:22  125466719
>>125466347
>If you havnt well-upper english level, you have to practise it everytime.

How i can to find this practise?

>To be successful, try to find some motivation get english skills. It may be new position requires english skills on your job or a livin in english speaking country.

It is impossible for me on this moment
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:49:28  125467112
>>125466527
In a voice with you.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:50:06  125467172
>>125466719
>>125465761

Where there's a will, there's a way, when there's no will - there are excuses.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:52:00  125467330
>>125465761
it is all a not help me
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:52:40  125467384
>>125466719
>How can I find the practise?
>It is impossible for me at this moment.
Fixed ya dude. Well, move onto question you asked.

That's pretty easy. Go to eng forums inb4: 4chan and discuss anything you want. Videogames are also a thread to discuss. Use dictionary to translate words you don't understand. After a month you will speak English with medium skills atleast comparing to this thread's people skills.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:52:50  125467399
>>125467330

You are doin something wrong. Or, you just retarded. However, its works.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:54:17  125467504
>>125467172
>Begin with yourself!!111

If that does not work then there is no will.
Clear.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:55:08  125467570
>>125467330
Well, this guy >>125467399 might be right about your retardness, lol. The way he adviced is really a good one.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:56:30  125467682
>>125467384

To be honest, i find your way pretty bad. The thing you are taling about - written English. Even if you know it decent, it doest means you know english, because you cant hear, understand and mainly say something. My advice >>125465761 will improve both, spoken and written skills.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:57:10  125467734
>>125458867 (OP)
>>125458867 (OP)
Привет
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:57:20  125467751
>>125467504
Well, if you want, you WILL learn English anyway. If it doesn't work, then you don't want enough to learn a language.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:57:32  125467765
>>125467384
LOL.
Do you understand WHAT english i will learn there?

English for children, degenerats and cock jargon.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:58:56  125467869
>>125467399
I am a not retard.
And what i do wrong?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 14:59:03  125467880
>>125467751
kys
>>125467682
Yeah, your way is definately better. But I always bring shitty examples. Tbh I adviced something like you did.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 15:03:11  125468199
>>125467869
>I am not a retard
The only man thinking this way is you.
jk, try harder
>>125467765
Why would you even try to learn English there? It's not "learn" type, it's more like "learn-more". If you didn't learn the language (and you actually didn't), then you can't learn more about it. You need more basic things, not advanced like itt.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 15:06:22  125468461
>>125468199
>2nd reply
Oh, I've actually fucked this up. I meant "here", not "there".
And advice about 4chan is more like joke then the real advice.
You can try to translate the text of music you're listening to. That's also a way to mprove your skills a bit.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 15:07:31  125468553
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Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 15:08:37  125468638
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Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 15:09:01  125468664
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Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 15:09:47  125468725
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Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 15:10:38  125468789
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Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 15:10:59  125468813
Praise the thread!
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 15:12:10  125468904
There's no activity at all, r u foken kiddin' me m8s?
Bump
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 15:13:02  125468967
Bump
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 15:13:25  125469000
R u all dead folks? Bump
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 15:15:48  125469198
Bump
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 15:16:36  125469263
Straight to the top!
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 15:23:54  125469937
Straight to the top!
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 15:26:57  125470183
а что если я скажу, что твоя мать шлюха?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 15:36:08  125471007
>>125468904
Oy, gerroff me. I 'av no fuckin idea wot the fuck ur toking about, but I promis you I will fuckin smash ur fuckin face in if you dont fuck off home rite now, you shitfaced emo wanker. Does that answer the question?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 15:57:59  125473118
>>125471007
>Does that answer the question?
It doesn't, you foken twat.
Btw nice foken Inglishz. Foken twat.
>>125470183
Then I will say same to you and tell curses to you, foken asshole.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 16:03:08  125473615
отстойный тред нихуя не понятно что написано
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 16:05:23  125473815
>>125473615
Fokk you m8.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 16:08:52  125474123
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>>125473815
fuck gg
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 16:08:56  125474130
4th year student of the Department of foreign languages is reporting in. Ask your questions.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 16:16:38  125474821
>>125474123
Daaat was fucking incredible!
>>125474130
Do you suck dicks?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 16:19:45  125475118
>>125474130
No, I don't. I don't perform barrel rolls either.
What's up with this thread? I hope you realize, that this kind of practice makes you no good?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 16:20:10  125475161
Good evening comrades
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 16:22:31  125475352
>>125475161
It's not evening yet. Where are you from?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 16:24:35  125475529
>>125475161
Good day, sir!
>>125475118
>I don't perform barrel rolls either
Woah, such a clever move. Won't help you sadly, cos you forgot about "kill yourself"-advice.
>What's up with this thread?
What's wrong with it?
>I hope you realize, that this kind of practice makes you no good?
Why do you think that way? Dats a practice anyway.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 16:25:35  125475610
suck pisos, please
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 16:27:17  125475763
>>125475610
What's wrong with your cancerous memes?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 16:27:55  125475836
>>125475352
Im from Irkutsk.
9:27pm
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 16:27:56  125475838
>>125475763
They a fine. Le memes a perfect as never.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 16:28:25  125475891
>>125475838
are perfect*
СУКА БЛЯДСКИЕ БУРЖУИЕ СОСАААААТЬ
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 16:31:12  125476128
>>125475529
Why are you so rude? There is no need for that, quit being such an asshole.
>Why do you think that way?
>Dats, fokking, m8
I know it's a lot of fun to mess around with the language once in a while, however, this can not be considered a proper practice. Go to interpals and find some pretty girl there and chat with her. "Practicing" the language with the local assburgers will fuck your shit up mate.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 16:32:36  125476269
>2016
>angielski

Oh kurwa
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 16:34:16  125476425
Angielski nie jest potrzebny kiedy jest najlepszi język słowianski - Polski
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 16:35:01  125476502
Datz da ork tred nau
Git'em boyz!
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 16:36:11  125476625
No on wunt spik orkizsh?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 16:36:42  125476684
>>125458867 (OP)
обоссал псевдоилитариев
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 16:38:18  125476856
>>125475838
Le qeque. Cancerous memes are never perfect you know.
>Why are you so rude? There is no need for that, quit being such an asshole.
Nah. I was kidding, you know.
>this can not be considered a proper practice
Yeah, Still, managing the words a bit is not a big deal. Grammar rules are more important. Also, that's only a style of communication. /r/eddit style, yeah.
>Go to interpals and find some pretty girl there and chat with her
lol. Can't even imagine this cause I can't talk even to nearest girls I have inb4: mom, also having some troubles in communication since I'm not talking my mother language is a big deal for me.
>"Practicing" the language with the local assburgers will fuck your shit up mate
Nah, come on. I scroll some English resources near 1/4th of my time. This thread is more like lulz for me cause of random people's knowledge of language. And yeah, I'm not entirely sure if I wrote this correctly. Fix it up if I didn't.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 16:38:34  125476882
>>125476684
Onu nawet nie są elitarny bo angielski jest wszydzie
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 16:38:54  125476925
>>125476684
Suck pisos, please. Sir. English thread le best fmemeses<3
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 16:39:20  125476977
>>125476269
Schneckel unter die Pritsche, Fagon
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 16:39:36  125477009
>>125476128 -> >>125476856
Whoops. Fucked this up. There's still an excuse.
>>125476684
Oh you. Pissed into your mouth, check it out.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 16:39:39  125477013
>>125476925
>English
>le

Memes are 100% relevant to the actual language history
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 16:39:55  125477039
>>125476128
True. Why utilise that slang if your goal is to improve your writing skill? I guess we'll never know.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 16:40:19  125477079
>>125476977
>wains wains wains

Co? Nie mogę zrozumieć
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 16:40:39  125477120
>>125477013
History is for humanitarian whores. Suck my pisoseess le pisoes suck it beahc
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 16:41:27  125477196
>>125477120
Somebody about something, but the anglo redneck still about dicks and asses.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 16:42:05  125477257
>>125476856
If you can't communicate, then why are you so obsessed with such mean of communication as a language?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 16:42:05  125477259
>>125477196
nice ass beach. I love the books of charles dickinson
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 16:43:43  125477423
>>125477079
Я читаю ксяжки и спотыкаюсь с коллегами.

Эх, сколько занимает выучит польский? Есть вариант получить карту поляка.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 16:44:40  125477520
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>>125458867 (OP)
ぽしょるなくい、ぴどらす!
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 16:50:28  125478100
>>125477013
>memes are 100% relevant to the actual language history
>well, let's take a look into a Яussian memes
>gopniks, vodka, cyka
>YOBA, Karasik, shat-your-pants-means-lost
>that was an actual proof to my phrase
>>125477257
Cause I still wanna be an actual man, not a sociophoby pleb.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 16:53:32  125478399
>>125477520
分からない
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 16:56:56  125478744
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Hey, he great thread accceptable here, of wich do exist the plac is. It is very much educational, and shows around degrees of knowing a pronuciation.
By the way, the one who will understand my lanuage to his i can be theirs.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 16:57:10  125478774
>>125477423
Ja znam tylko trochę, ale lubię język.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:00:06  125479065
>>125478744
A "grammar rules" is not definately a combination of words you ever heard as I can see, am I right?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:02:23  125479266
>>125479065
>>125479065
suck peasosese
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:03:39  125479387
>>125477423
Połska - duże prosta mova, można za odin rik vyvćyty. Budeś za rik znaty jogo doskonalo.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:03:45  125479399
>>125479266
Well, you lost this. Fuck off.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:04:56  125479510
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>>125479387
>mova
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:04:57  125479513
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>>125479065
Your personaly just werent understand the sentence of this i amazing new hip way to spell your language.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:05:02  125479524
>>125458867 (OP)
сосать бля гамбергеры ссаные
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:06:05  125479626
>>125479524
Да, братишка. ЗА росссию, за спецназ!
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:06:24  125479652
О чёмъ говоритъ эта дѣтва неразумная?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:08:28  125479834
>>125479065
The correct way of saying would be

"Grammar rules" is definately not the combination of words you've ever heard of
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:09:05  125479886
>>125479652
О революціи.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:09:58  125479977
>>125479513
But your way sucks IMO.
>>125479834
Thanks, bro, that'll help.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:10:54  125480057
>>125479652
About you're dying of cancer.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:10:55  125480060
>>125479834
To this you can arent even wrote a sentence in my word manner, yet this is a your word that i wrote of this wrong.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:12:01  125480161
>>125479977
In this great new order words semeng their known as, with such brightness we can even wright books.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:14:56  125480459
>>125480161
Why do you need to wright books when your word order sounds terrible as fuck? This isn't even funny, mate.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:15:08  125480481
А3A3A. BbI TyT BCe yE6AHbI
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:16:40  125480651
>>125480459
That is very funny, bloke.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:17:19  125480709
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>>125480459
I mean need to wright book about their new woed oder.
Ba-dum-tss!
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:18:07  125480775
>>125479886
Не будетъ никакой революціи. Они пустословы надутыя.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:20:15  125480983
>>125480651
It's not.
>>125480709
That's TWICE as terrible. My congratulations.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:20:36  125481014
So... What cup size you rockin'?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:20:40  125481020
Sosi pisos
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:21:19  125481088
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>>125480775
Не будет, говорите? А я вам сейчас покажу!
Революция начинается!
БАБАХ! ПЫЫЫЩЬ!
ХУЯК!
Ну как вам, съели?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:21:37  125481119
>>125480775
Царь есмь болого!
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:22:43  125481248
>>125480983
Congratulations of this can be included on the books? This will be recomendation? Good. Known this reader of can seem word, to what is a sense of whiole story.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:23:32  125481331
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>>125481014
The size of your gaped anus, anon.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:24:30  125481418
Hey folks.
The weather is shitty today, it's chilly and it's drizzling since morning, so i'm just staying indoors, drink shitloads of coffee, eat pizza and play MOBAs (yeah, i know, i'm not proud either lol).
How are you doing these days lads?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:26:19  125481611
>>125481418
Consuming a sentence of new information hazard, couciosly preten not to infect others. The foundation seems to legit of this whole mess, showing their unacceptable.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:27:05  125481696
>>125481418
I got high. Now I'm jacking off.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:27:09  125481706
>>125481611
Okay, what the actual fuck did i just read
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:27:42  125481763
>>125481088
Что значитъ это воображеніе? Ты брехунъ!
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:29:57  125481993
>>125481418
>lads
k fck off
jk. I live in DC so the weather is fine today. It was sunny at morning and now, but like 3 hours ago it was cloudy. It was very warm, almost hot, but that's cause I was in deal clothes ofc.
Anyway, I've got a pretty good, I don't know how to write this correctly, so, NASTROENIE today so I had a great time.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:30:42  125482061
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>>125481763
Если одной торпеды вам показалось мало, сударь,могу сверху еще добавить океаном пролетарской мочи!
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:32:42  125482273
>>125481993
>NASTROENIE
mood/vibes

Good to know that the weather's not rubbish somewhere.
What is "deal clothes" anyway? Like suit and tie? Formal business style and shit?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:34:25  125482462
>>125482061
>пробаялъ кочетъ
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:35:44  125482576
sasai pindos obama chmo
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:35:46  125482578
>>125481993
>I live in DC so the weather is fine today. It was sunny in the morning and it is sunny now, but something like 3 hours ago it was cloudy. It was hot, but that was because I was wearing formal dress.
>Anyway, I've been in a pretty good mood today and had a great time.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:36:54  125482689
>>125482273
>mood/vibes
Yeah, thanks. Looked into Google Translator and got the same results, but I thought it's pretty shitty translation.
>What is "deal clothes" anyway? Like suit and tie? Formal business style and shit?
Exactly. Being a schoolboy causes me to wear this type of clothes. Boring as fuck I might say.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:37:50  125482778
>>125482578
Thanks for fixing my mistakes. It should help a lot.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:41:18  125483104
>>125463639
Noap, you are dickhead.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:42:05  125483184
>>125482689
Ohhh like a school uniform? I almost forgot you guys have it these days. That sucks so hard.
I really don't know what's the point of it. I've had a girlfriend once, she was a sophomore. So they made them wear these schoolgirl dresses, and even though there weren't any place to change in the school, the students still had to wear that, even if it was -40. Bollocks.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:47:48  125483729
>>125483184
lol, i must go fap. by
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:50:53  125484009
>>125483184
>That sucks so hard
Not really in my case, because I have like 2 or 3 full sets of clothes without counting the uniform. But anyway, I don't wear the jacket (that sucks so freaking hard) and I don't take my shirt behind my pants, that sucks too.
>coolstory about schoolgirlfriend
Nah, I have the other type of school. Teachers saying like "do this or GTFO" but no one cares tbh, even teachers don't give a single fuck about it, so I can walk even in a jeans without a big problem. Well, I have good marks, so it's a lot of easier for me.
>>125483729
lel.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:58:06  125484699
HI FOLKS, TALK TO ME

mimo elementary
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:58:21  125484720
>>125484009
>no one cares tbh
That's cool.
I never understood that uniform fetish that seems to persist throughout all the modern history of Russia. Some people definitely have a thing about role-playing, huh?
Anyway, during my trips to Europe i found it rather mind-blowing that in schools and unis no one gives a flying feet about formality and dress code in particular. Like, they are kids, what the fuck are you going on about with all this "uniform" bullshit. They'll have plenty of it in their adult lives.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:58:40  125484747
>>125484699
Ok, i'm talking to you. How are you doing?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 17:59:13  125484796
>>125484747
I'm fine, thanks.

/thread
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:00:59  125484964
>>125484796
Oh, come on, be more eloquent, would you? How was your day? What did you do? What was the most exciting thing that happened?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:02:24  125485078
>>125484964
I can't answer those questions, because my english skill is not good enogh.

Sorry for my england
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:03:11  125485152
>>125458867 (OP)
Схуяли это я буду на пиндосском разговаривать на снгшной борде.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:03:21  125485168
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>>125485078
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:04:11  125485236
>>125485152
your face already pissed
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:04:26  125485262
абама чмо
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:05:03  125485334
>>125485236
or already got pissed???
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:07:57  125485592
>>125484699
Talkin' to you buddy.
>>125484720
>They'll have plenty of it in their adult lives
Turns out to be that it's right conclusion. I foken hate my life already. Tried to kms one time btw.
>14 years
>wants to khs
Now that's what I call a nightmare.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:08:08  125485609
bump
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:10:00  125485796
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>>125485168
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:10:16  125485821
>>125485592
So you're 14 now? For real?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:11:07  125485905
>>125458867 (OP)
hey man, I want to speak English like native language. What I need to do? Advise me something realy effective. Of just fix my mistakes?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:14:08  125486178
what are are you doo?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:14:08  125486179
>>125484699
how are you, mister?
How do you feeling?
Answer me
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:16:18  125486392
I see there are two kind of people in this thread - People who speak quite fluently and people who speak like "what are are you doo?" It's funny though
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:16:55  125486453
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>>125485821
Yeah, that's right.
If I could even choose - ofc I would choose anything like 22 years for today just for prooving that my opinion is also an option, yeah. Sadly, I've got what I've got, so I have no choice.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:17:14  125486491
>>125486392
maybe fucked up with "speak(s)"
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:18:07  125486575
>>125486453
How long have you been studing enslish?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:19:11  125486675
>>125485905
>Hey man, I want to speak English at the same level as a native speaker. What do I need to do? What is the best way to accomplish this? Advise something or just fix my mistakes instead.

I wouldn't reckon it's right though, my grammar sucks.

But anyway, the best way is obviously to live in an English-speaking country for a while. But you probably don't have such a possibility, do you. Otherwise why would you even come here?
There are some workarounds, of course. Read more, listen to the language more, find someone to practise together (it's fun). And the last but not least — try to fall in love with the language. Things are much easier to do when you love doing them.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:21:00  125486838
>>125486675
I see you speak British english. Where are you from?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:22:05  125486954
>>125486575
Since 2nd class. It's the 7th year of studying for now. I really learn English not because of school for 3rd year I believe. English sites, games, teammates in games, stuff like that. Helps a lot.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:23:20  125487068
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>>125458867 (OP)
Здарова бля, чё пиндосы ёпта? На нах ёпта
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:24:17  125487165
>>125486675
>отвечать на даунские вопросы, которые задают уже раз в сотый
лол
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:24:21  125487173
>>125458867 (OP)
op-hui
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:24:37  125487197
>>125487068
Hello, sir, Please join us in this thread. You are welcome.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:25:13  125487252
>>125458937
Two tee
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:25:21  125487268
>>125458867 (OP)
FUCR
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:26:15  125487346
>ХУЙ
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:26:19  125487350
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>>125487197
По русски бля не можешь говорить что ли, пиндос подстильный? Я такик как ты в 99 ебашил из автомата
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:27:28  125487473
>>125487346
жопа
>вагина
хуй
пизда
залупа
елда

Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:27:53  125487519
GET ME INTO /E/, YOU DAMN MAKABA!
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:29:07  125487648
>>125486453
Man, i know you get this a lot, but there's nothing new in the fact that puberty is pretty harsh. It's like prolonged periods except your vagina doesn't bleed. But everything else is pretty much the same — emotional rollercoasters, being horny af 99% of the time and occasional aggressiveness.
You just need to make it to the 18, it'll be much easier then, telling you. I was a mess in high school. A lot of people refer to adolescence as to the most exciting, careless and marvellous period in their lives. Well screw these guys, i think it's the worst batshit fucked up experience i've ever had and i wouldn't ever like to go there once again. And no, i wasn't bullied and didn't have problems with neither girls nor socialisation.

>>125486838
Was born in Russia but live in Germany now. People use to say that a lot and my friends are always mocking my accent and vocabulary choices lol. And no, i've never been to any english-speaking country whatsoever.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:29:23  125487676
блять, одни ошибки, англичане ёбаные. идите учитесь!
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:29:42  125487716
Подскажите на каком сайте лучше всего выучить английский?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:29:59  125487739
>>125487716
vk.com
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:30:09  125487748
>>125486675
Reading\listening will just improve your passive english. In my case, I can easily read any article or listen\watch any video and unnderstand 70-80% of it. But if you ask me "WWhat this book\video about? In few sentences" - i won't be able to answer. I think because of my unskilled active english

I was struggling type this text though
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:30:47  125487805
>>125487739
Это же вконтакте)
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:32:19  125487957
>>125487748
I do struggle type things here too. Because there would be an assload of wankers pointing to your grammar mistakes in no bloody time, so i scrutinise and triple check my posts before sending them. Well, no, i actually don't.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:32:49  125488007
>>125487805
>)

туда ли ты пришёл залётная скобкоблядь?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:32:52  125488010
>>125487648
> puberty
> being horny af 99% of the time
So every slav gopnick bydlo here is in its puberty? Dick jokes all around, you know.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:32:55  125488016
>>125487957
and yeah, before anyone says that, *typing.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:32:55  125488017
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Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:35:01  125488195
>>125488007
Лол, не бомби, илитка ;)
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:35:07  125488209
>>125487957
>assload
>wankers
>bloody

Британец в треде, все в убежище
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:35:22  125488231
>>125488010
Not every slav gopnik is horny. They just have to pretend they are because if you don't want to insert your dick into some meatflap all of the time — you're a fag. What do you mean "i don't need to shag someone that often, once in a week is pretty enough"? What are you, a fucking homo?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:37:19  125488427
>>125488010
>its
You don't consider them like humans do you?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:38:09  125488504
>>125488209
Блуди - это тайвань.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:38:36  125488545
>>125458867 (OP)
Fick dich, Schwum.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:38:46  125488559
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>>125488231
> if you don't want to insert your dick into some meatflap all of the time — you're a fag
> implying smart people who supress breeding instincts due to their intelligence are faggots
>>125488427
> bydlo
> humans
Huh. So I should use it`s?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:39:27  125488618
>>125488559
>implying i didn't mean it in a sarcastic way
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:39:32  125488631
>>125488504

urbandictionary:

Archaic swearword originating in England, originating from the even more archaic phrase 'By God's blood', but nobody really knows that or cares. DOESN'T mean 'fucking' you screwheads.. We use that word too!
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:40:08  125488692
>>125488631
> DOESN'T mean 'fucking'
i hate to break it to him but it bloody does.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:40:26  125488718
>>125487957
>struggling type
What the fucking expression is this?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:41:01  125488768
>>125487648
>You just need to make it to the 18
Well, that's harder then it sounds.
However, I don't even know what I will do when I'll be emotional-free. I'm pretty SYCH enough already and it can get even worse. And it will, as I can predict.
>didn't have problems with neither girls
Well, that's definately not about me. No one cares about me tbh. That's a normie for a logical thoughts, but hurts a lot. Hope I didn't write it too bad lol.
>>125488010
Gopniks aren't even a humans you know.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:41:05  125488773
>>125488718
>
>>125488016
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:41:23  125488801
>>125488718
ну проебал to, ну с кем не бывает
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:41:43  125488832
>>125488618
oh fuck you smart ass
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:42:10  125488873
>>125488631
Bloody
Тайваньская компания A4tech, основанная в 1987 году, используя многолетний опыт и новейшие разработкиб потратив 9 лет в поисках и реализации новых технологий, в 2012 году создала первую в мире игровую серию мышей Bloody "Multi-Core" с многофункциональным макросом "Ultra-Core 3"
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:43:13  125488969
>>125488873
I got ya, bro, I got ya
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:44:11  125489052
>>125488969
Это я тебя имел, маня.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:44:19  125489070
>>125488768
> Gopniks aren't even a humans you know.
Ubermenschen?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:45:28  125489176
sug min kuk rysk jävel
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:45:37  125489185
>>125489070
pizdohen?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:45:48  125489202
>>125489070
More like animals.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:47:28  125489365
Hi guys, how ya' doin?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:47:55  125489408
>>125488559
Nobody likes bydloes. So why do they even exist?
Philosophoraptor.jpg
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:48:19  125489448
>>125489365
Hey. Bring me some milk.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:48:59  125489506
>>125489365
I guess you ment "How are you doing"
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:49:07  125489516
>>125458867 (OP)
1. You do not write anything in Russian
2. You DO NOT write anything in Russian
Соси хуй.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:49:31  125489562
>>125489448
mAlk*
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:49:38  125489577
>>125489516
Leave us, bydlo.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:50:49  125489677
>>125488768
I don't really pay a lot of attention to your mistakes. As long as your speech is comprehensible, it doesn't seem like a problem to me (it does for some fags in this thread but whatever)
I was on my computer 80% of the time when i was your age. It escalated to 95% when i've got an internet connection.
When i was 15, my classmates were drinking alcohol, partying in some shitty clubs, losing their virginities, screwing each other, having fun. I was just sitting at my PC. No, it isn't a bullshit motivational story, i wasn't in a process of inventing a cure for cancer, i wasn't learning programming to earn millions later, i wasn't doing anything useful. I just played videogames, wanked and procrastinated. I didn't have any friends. Girls? Yeah, i had no problems approaching girls and dating them but i never got past some easy petting and kissing. I was too afraid.

I'm 21 now. I still have some emotional problems (occasional swings of mood and apathy) and i still spend a lot of time in front of my computer. But at least i have a life, and i feel way better than in my school years. Even though i thought i'm a goner back then.

So i think everything will be fine for you. You just need to keep going.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:50:59  125489690
Why are muricans so stupid? They can't even pronounce properly their own language.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty62YzGryU4
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:51:17  125489713
>>125489516
Asshole itt, look at this wanker. Godlike English>bydloed Russian. Sosy xyi then. bydlo.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:51:34  125489738
>>125489506
>you ment
No, i am not a cop
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:52:52  125489845
>>125489713
>Sosi xyi then, bydlo.
Fixed*.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:53:59  125489942
>>125489713
I like the "Sosi xyi then, bydlo." level of english.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:54:27  125489988
>>125489448
Why should i bring milk for you?
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:54:33  125489993
>>125489942
Yeah, that's a thing.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 18:59:19  125490408
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>>125489677
>my classmates were drinking alcohol, partying in some shitty clubs, losing their virginities, screwing each other, having fun
Well, I have no sociobydlo-classmates. My classmates are not so bad like in typical story, and the classleader (don't have a single idea how to write this correctly) is a pretty good woman IMO. No sexual underline.
But atleast my classmates are not wasting time for nothing. I mean, sitting in the front of PC and talking shit on dvoshz is not a waste of time, it's more like burning a time. Don't like that at all. Also my classmates are really having fun atleast. Or just making a look they do.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 19:10:30  125491453
Bump
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 19:15:44  125491865
Bump
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 19:17:36  125492015
Bump
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 19:20:47  125492298
Bump
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 19:22:14  125492415
Bump
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 19:22:20  125492420
>>125492298
...stood
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 19:26:36  125492747
>>125492420
Exactly.
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 19:27:11  125492787
Fakenk tred op pines go fak, rusia fo rusian!!!1111 Eeeee
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 19:29:58  125493040
Bump
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 19:32:04  125493234
enough english today
Аноним 04/05/16 Срд 19:34:41  125493455
>>125493234
Oh, come on! There's never enough English.

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