English thread could be started here.Da rules:1. You do not write anything in Russian2. You DO NOT write anything in Russian3. If you do write something in commie speak, you get your face pissed on immediately4. Don't correct anyone's mistakes unless asked to. If you do, you get your... y'know what'll happen5. Gibberish like "sasai pindos obama chmo" are not welcomed. Who cares though6. Don't put "though" at the end of your every last sentence thinking it makes you sound less runglishly. It doesn't, though7. There are no rules really, do whatever the fuck you want
FOLKS, TODAY I LIKE WAS WALKING DOWN THE MARKET WHEN I SAW A BONEHEAD IN "IMRUSSIAN" SHIRT, SO I JUMPED UP AND ROUGHLY FUCKED HIS FACE DOWN WITH ROUNDHOUSE AND EXPLAINED HIM BY A SHOUT "I DON'T LIKE SIEG HEIL!", CAUSE I HAVE BEEN BURNT WITH 359, FOLKS, OLD SCHOOL SPIRIT LIVES ONLY IN MYTYSCHI WHERE ONE'S FUCKIN LIKE HARDCORE, WHERE HOMIES LIVE WITH ENERGY, YOUTH AND FUCK THE SYSTEM'S MOUTH! ONLY MYTYSCHI 359, ONLY HARDCORE!!! UNITY ULTRAHARDCORE MYTYSCHI!!!folks, beat the nazi, boneheads, get burnt at gygs, love your Family, equality, brotherhood and the Stage!SPEAK CLEARLY AND BRAVE STRAIGHT IN THE FACE!359
sasai pindos obama chmo
Хуй тебе, буду на русском писать, ведь я быдло, дам пасасать пиндосам
>>125459235Sosi pisos
>>125460814Sosi pisos, your bunny wrote
I dont understand whats going on there. You Russian are so fucking stupid.
>>125461685russians are the strongest people in the entire world. noone can face us cuz we won every battle we had ever been dragged to. show some respect when you talk to russian cuz if disrespect russian you get killed by russian. as simple as that. pray when putin will come to liberate you, maybe you'll survive liberation somehow, stupid animal.
>>125462332and don't yo even dare to point my mistakes out, cuz if you point them out you get pissed on your filthy face. russia strong!
>>125462410>russia strong!Da cyka blyat. EbaWy B KaWy
Что,за старую пику сразу банить стали?Самый раковый тред,хуже рулеток
>>125462476i wasn't saying this ironically, i was deadly serious. don't mess up with russians. a single russian paratrooper can easily handle a bunch of murica soldiers/
>>125462629> sarcastically
>>125462629Нахуй иди.
>>125458867 (OP)Опять ты это говно притащил?
POST RUSSIAN STRONG IN THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL GET A CHANCE TO LICK PUTIN'S SHOES WHEN YOU MEET HIM! THAT'S THE BIGGEST RUSSIAN DREAM! YOU CAN WIN NOW! POST AND LICK EMPEROR'S SHOES! AND MAYBE EVEN DICK!
>>125462938раша стронг
>>125458867 (OP)>1. You do not write anything in Russian>2. You DO NOT write anything in RussianХуй там.
According to the latest polls about 80% of Russians are seriously willing to restore USSR. What do you think of this? Do you want to live in USSR yourself?
Hi there!Can you guess my English level by reading this post?
>>125458867 (OP)ПАШЛИ НАХУЙ МУРИКАНЦИ!!
>>125463404It's I_enjoy_sucking_murican's_dicks_so_much level.
>>125463495Wow! You are totally right!
testI'm an oldfag!
>>125463469What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I'm late for school today, guys. Was playing DOTA 2 till the morning. I skipped two classes already. What can I tell a teacher as an excuse? Please, think faster! Don't have much time left!
>>125464009>dotaDo you like cocks?
>>125464009Oh come on, bump! I don't want to get scolded today!
>>125464009Tel him the truth
>>125464108Idk, a dick probably tastes salty and I love salty things. Why do ask this?
>>125464200If I'm not mistaking we talk about salty dicks in every EnglishThread. Am I wrong?
>>125464200do youI'm a lil' nervous!
>>125464255I wasn't in every English thread. You asked I answered. That's all. Maybe everyone here thins of salty dicks?
>>125464335thinks
>>125458867 (OP)Okay, I minded it is very good thread with interest rules. Maybe some peoples cannot read and written in english and thei will wery angry, but my english is good and i likes it thread.
>>125464335Looks like you are right. Fucking gay pendossy
>>125464401How did you learn English?
>>125464401> i likes it thread.I presume you also like a taste of a dick.
Сажи малолетним долбоебам.
What's up faggots. These threads are gay as fuck.
>>125464401So fat
>>125464458I was fucking your mom and suddenly got so bored, so I decided to read a book until I cum. So I think you guessed what book it was.
>>125464458English given to me very easy. I did learn it is in school and in institute. And i have more practice with my english-speaken friends.
>>125464581And you're the gayest one here.
>>125464581>gayLike something awful.
I very-very bad speak english.
Сажа
>>125464713It not a good thing to hurt your anus so much everyday.
>>125464748No, you are ok. Trust me!
And you're the gayest one here.
Очко
>>125464857Давалка
>>125464767My anus is fine.
>>125464793How to learn english?Its a veruly beatiful language, but i dont learn in school.
>>125464898Пенис
>>125464932*very
>>125464950Хер
>>125464686You're confusing me with the OP.
>>125464932Уёбывай на форч, и дрочи вприсядку с инглишем.
>>125464997Хуй
>>125464997Пизда
>>125464997Джигурда
>>125465055What's XYN? Chocolate or something?
>>125465181Sato-Kun. Google it.
>>125458867 (OP)hooy sasi hipstota ebanaya)))
>>125465181Шутки за 5 баксов просто
>>125465328Два чая этому жирному господину
>>1254650264chan is a bit boring. Is there any other ways to improove my English?
>>125465446Of course, start from "improve".
>>125465446>improove Иммалешен
>>125465446Read a book, dumbass.
>>125458867 (OP)SUCK MY MEMBER
>>125465530>>125465513Stupid missclick
>>125465513Блять, ты даже не можешь внятно объясняться на инглише и всё туда же , треды он блять создаёт, иди на форч, хоть какой то прогресс будет , мамкин полглот.
>>125465446You could watch english movies or shows with native language subtitles. Also, playing computer games with english speaking people can improove your spoken skills.
>>125458867 (OP)Why i am so stuped and i can`t learn English over three years?I forgot elementary rules and words and now even this sentense likely written wrong.What should i do?
>>125465955You were born defective. There's nothing science can do for you.
>>125465955Are you good in your native language?
>>125465955If you havnt well-upper english level, you have to practise it everytime. To be successful, try to find some motivation get english skills. It may be new position requires english skills on your job or a livin in english speaking country.
>>125466155NNNOOOOOOOO!!111It is false!I don`t believe you!
>>125466284Moreless
>>125466403What does moreless mean?
>>125466284Not actually. I know english even better then russian.
>>125466466BOLEE MENEE
>>125466527I got it
>>125466347>If you havnt well-upper english level, you have to practise it everytime. How i can to find this practise? >To be successful, try to find some motivation get english skills. It may be new position requires english skills on your job or a livin in english speaking country. It is impossible for me on this moment
>>125466527In a voice with you.
>>125466719>>125465761Where there's a will, there's a way, when there's no will - there are excuses.
>>125465761it is all a not help me
>>125466719>How can I find the practise? >It is impossible for me at this moment.Fixed ya dude. Well, move onto question you asked.That's pretty easy. Go to eng forums inb4: 4chan and discuss anything you want. Videogames are also a thread to discuss. Use dictionary to translate words you don't understand. After a month you will speak English with medium skills atleast comparing to this thread's people skills.
>>125467330You are doin something wrong. Or, you just retarded. However, its works.
>>125467172>Begin with yourself!!111If that does not work then there is no will.Clear.
>>125467330Well, this guy >>125467399 might be right about your retardness, lol. The way he adviced is really a good one.
>>125467384To be honest, i find your way pretty bad. The thing you are taling about - written English. Even if you know it decent, it doest means you know english, because you cant hear, understand and mainly say something. My advice >>125465761 will improve both, spoken and written skills.
>>125458867 (OP)>>125458867 (OP)Привет
>>125467504Well, if you want, you WILL learn English anyway. If it doesn't work, then you don't want enough to learn a language.
>>125467384LOL.Do you understand WHAT english i will learn there?English for children, degenerats and cock jargon.
>>125467399I am a not retard.And what i do wrong?
>>125467751kys>>125467682Yeah, your way is definately better. But I always bring shitty examples. Tbh I adviced something like you did.
>>125467869>I am not a retardThe only man thinking this way is you.jk, try harder>>125467765Why would you even try to learn English there? It's not "learn" type, it's more like "learn-more". If you didn't learn the language (and you actually didn't), then you can't learn more about it. You need more basic things, not advanced like itt.
>>125468199>2nd replyOh, I've actually fucked this up. I meant "here", not "there".And advice about 4chan is more like joke then the real advice.You can try to translate the text of music you're listening to. That's also a way to mprove your skills a bit.
Bump
Praise the thread!
There's no activity at all, r u foken kiddin' me m8s?Bump
R u all dead folks? Bump
Straight to the top!
а что если я скажу, что твоя мать шлюха?
>>125468904Oy, gerroff me. I 'av no fuckin idea wot the fuck ur toking about, but I promis you I will fuckin smash ur fuckin face in if you dont fuck off home rite now, you shitfaced emo wanker. Does that answer the question?
>>125471007>Does that answer the question?It doesn't, you foken twat.Btw nice foken Inglishz. Foken twat.>>125470183Then I will say same to you and tell curses to you, foken asshole.
отстойный тред нихуя не понятно что написано
>>125473615Fokk you m8.
>>125473815fuck gg
4th year student of the Department of foreign languages is reporting in. Ask your questions.
>>125474123Daaat was fucking incredible!>>125474130Do you suck dicks?
>>125474130No, I don't. I don't perform barrel rolls either. What's up with this thread? I hope you realize, that this kind of practice makes you no good?
Good evening comrades
>>125475161It's not evening yet. Where are you from?
>>125475161Good day, sir!>>125475118>I don't perform barrel rolls eitherWoah, such a clever move. Won't help you sadly, cos you forgot about "kill yourself"-advice.>What's up with this thread?What's wrong with it?>I hope you realize, that this kind of practice makes you no good?Why do you think that way? Dats a practice anyway.
suck pisos, please
>>125475610What's wrong with your cancerous memes?
>>125475352Im from Irkutsk.9:27pm
>>125475763They a fine. Le memes a perfect as never.
>>125475838are perfect* СУКА БЛЯДСКИЕ БУРЖУИЕ СОСАААААТЬ
>>125475529Why are you so rude? There is no need for that, quit being such an asshole. >Why do you think that way?>Dats, fokking, m8 I know it's a lot of fun to mess around with the language once in a while, however, this can not be considered a proper practice. Go to interpals and find some pretty girl there and chat with her. "Practicing" the language with the local assburgers will fuck your shit up mate.
>2016>angielskiOh kurwa
Angielski nie jest potrzebny kiedy jest najlepszi język słowianski - Polski
Datz da ork tred nauGit'em boyz!
No on wunt spik orkizsh?
>>125458867 (OP)обоссал псевдоилитариев
>>125475838Le qeque. Cancerous memes are never perfect you know.>Why are you so rude? There is no need for that, quit being such an asshole. Nah. I was kidding, you know.>this can not be considered a proper practiceYeah, Still, managing the words a bit is not a big deal. Grammar rules are more important. Also, that's only a style of communication. /r/eddit style, yeah.>Go to interpals and find some pretty girl there and chat with herlol. Can't even imagine this cause I can't talk even to nearest girls I have inb4: mom, also having some troubles in communication since I'm not talking my mother language is a big deal for me.>"Practicing" the language with the local assburgers will fuck your shit up mateNah, come on. I scroll some English resources near 1/4th of my time. This thread is more like lulz for me cause of random people's knowledge of language. And yeah, I'm not entirely sure if I wrote this correctly. Fix it up if I didn't.
>>125476684Onu nawet nie są elitarny bo angielski jest wszydzie
>>125476684Suck pisos, please. Sir. English thread le best fmemeses<3
>>125476269Schneckel unter die Pritsche, Fagon
>>125476128 -> >>125476856Whoops. Fucked this up. There's still an excuse.>>125476684Oh you. Pissed into your mouth, check it out.
>>125476925>English>leMemes are 100% relevant to the actual language history
>>125476128True. Why utilise that slang if your goal is to improve your writing skill? I guess we'll never know.
>>125476977>wains wains wainsCo? Nie mogę zrozumieć
>>125477013History is for humanitarian whores. Suck my pisoseess le pisoes suck it beahc
>>125477120Somebody about something, but the anglo redneck still about dicks and asses.
>>125476856If you can't communicate, then why are you so obsessed with such mean of communication as a language?
>>125477196nice ass beach. I love the books of charles dickinson
>>125477079Я читаю ксяжки и спотыкаюсь с коллегами. Эх, сколько занимает выучит польский? Есть вариант получить карту поляка.
>>125458867 (OP)ぽしょるなくい、ぴどらす!
>>125477013>memes are 100% relevant to the actual language history>well, let's take a look into a Яussian memes>gopniks, vodka, cyka>YOBA, Karasik, shat-your-pants-means-lost>that was an actual proof to my phrase>>125477257Cause I still wanna be an actual man, not a sociophoby pleb.
>>125477520分からない
Hey, he great thread accceptable here, of wich do exist the plac is. It is very much educational, and shows around degrees of knowing a pronuciation.By the way, the one who will understand my lanuage to his i can be theirs.
>>125477423Ja znam tylko trochę, ale lubię język.
>>125478744A "grammar rules" is not definately a combination of words you ever heard as I can see, am I right?
>>125479065>>125479065suck peasosese
>>125477423Połska - duże prosta mova, można za odin rik vyvćyty. Budeś za rik znaty jogo doskonalo.
>>125479266Well, you lost this. Fuck off.
>>125479387>mova
>>125479065Your personaly just werent understand the sentence of this i amazing new hip way to spell your language.
>>125458867 (OP)сосать бля гамбергеры ссаные
>>125479524Да, братишка. ЗА росссию, за спецназ!
О чёмъ говоритъ эта дѣтва неразумная?
>>125479065The correct way of saying would be"Grammar rules" is definately not the combination of words you've ever heard of
>>125479652О революціи.
>>125479513But your way sucks IMO.>>125479834Thanks, bro, that'll help.
>>125479652About you're dying of cancer.
>>125479834To this you can arent even wrote a sentence in my word manner, yet this is a your word that i wrote of this wrong.
>>125479977In this great new order words semeng their known as, with such brightness we can even wright books.
>>125480161Why do you need to wright books when your word order sounds terrible as fuck? This isn't even funny, mate.
А3A3A. BbI TyT BCe yE6AHbI
>>125480459That is very funny, bloke.
>>125480459I mean need to wright book about their new woed oder.Ba-dum-tss!
>>125479886Не будетъ никакой революціи. Они пустословы надутыя.
>>125480651It's not.>>125480709That's TWICE as terrible. My congratulations.
So... What cup size you rockin'?
Sosi pisos
>>125480775Не будет, говорите? А я вам сейчас покажу!Революция начинается!БАБАХ! ПЫЫЫЩЬ!ХУЯК!Ну как вам, съели?
>>125480775Царь есмь болого!
>>125480983Congratulations of this can be included on the books? This will be recomendation? Good. Known this reader of can seem word, to what is a sense of whiole story.
>>125481014The size of your gaped anus, anon.
Hey folks.The weather is shitty today, it's chilly and it's drizzling since morning, so i'm just staying indoors, drink shitloads of coffee, eat pizza and play MOBAs (yeah, i know, i'm not proud either lol).How are you doing these days lads?
>>125481418Consuming a sentence of new information hazard, couciosly preten not to infect others. The foundation seems to legit of this whole mess, showing their unacceptable.
>>125481418I got high. Now I'm jacking off.
>>125481611Okay, what the actual fuck did i just read
>>125481088Что значитъ это воображеніе? Ты брехунъ!
>>125481418>ladsk fck offjk. I live in DC so the weather is fine today. It was sunny at morning and now, but like 3 hours ago it was cloudy. It was very warm, almost hot, but that's cause I was in deal clothes ofc.Anyway, I've got a pretty good, I don't know how to write this correctly, so, NASTROENIE today so I had a great time.
>>125481763Если одной торпеды вам показалось мало, сударь,могу сверху еще добавить океаном пролетарской мочи!
>>125481993>NASTROENIEmood/vibesGood to know that the weather's not rubbish somewhere. What is "deal clothes" anyway? Like suit and tie? Formal business style and shit?
>>125482061>пробаялъ кочетъ
>>125481993>I live in DC so the weather is fine today. It was sunny in the morning and it is sunny now, but something like 3 hours ago it was cloudy. It was hot, but that was because I was wearing formal dress.>Anyway, I've been in a pretty good mood today and had a great time.
>>125482273>mood/vibesYeah, thanks. Looked into Google Translator and got the same results, but I thought it's pretty shitty translation.>What is "deal clothes" anyway? Like suit and tie? Formal business style and shit?Exactly. Being a schoolboy causes me to wear this type of clothes. Boring as fuck I might say.
>>125482578Thanks for fixing my mistakes. It should help a lot.
>>125463639Noap, you are dickhead.
>>125482689Ohhh like a school uniform? I almost forgot you guys have it these days. That sucks so hard.I really don't know what's the point of it. I've had a girlfriend once, she was a sophomore. So they made them wear these schoolgirl dresses, and even though there weren't any place to change in the school, the students still had to wear that, even if it was -40. Bollocks.
>>125483184lol, i must go fap. by
>>125483184>That sucks so hardNot really in my case, because I have like 2 or 3 full sets of clothes without counting the uniform. But anyway, I don't wear the jacket (that sucks so freaking hard) and I don't take my shirt behind my pants, that sucks too.>coolstory about schoolgirlfriendNah, I have the other type of school. Teachers saying like "do this or GTFO" but no one cares tbh, even teachers don't give a single fuck about it, so I can walk even in a jeans without a big problem. Well, I have good marks, so it's a lot of easier for me.>>125483729lel.
HI FOLKS, TALK TO MEmimo elementary
>>125484009>no one cares tbhThat's cool.I never understood that uniform fetish that seems to persist throughout all the modern history of Russia. Some people definitely have a thing about role-playing, huh? Anyway, during my trips to Europe i found it rather mind-blowing that in schools and unis no one gives a flying feet about formality and dress code in particular. Like, they are kids, what the fuck are you going on about with all this "uniform" bullshit. They'll have plenty of it in their adult lives.
>>125484699Ok, i'm talking to you. How are you doing?
>>125484747I'm fine, thanks./thread
>>125484796Oh, come on, be more eloquent, would you? How was your day? What did you do? What was the most exciting thing that happened?
>>125484964I can't answer those questions, because my english skill is not good enogh.Sorry for my england
>>125458867 (OP)Схуяли это я буду на пиндосском разговаривать на снгшной борде.
>>125485078
>>125485152your face already pissed
абама чмо
>>125485236or already got pissed???
>>125484699Talkin' to you buddy.>>125484720>They'll have plenty of it in their adult livesTurns out to be that it's right conclusion. I foken hate my life already. Tried to kms one time btw. >14 years >wants to khsNow that's what I call a nightmare.
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>>125485168
>>125485592So you're 14 now? For real?
>>125458867 (OP)hey man, I want to speak English like native language. What I need to do? Advise me something realy effective. Of just fix my mistakes?
what are are you doo?
>>125484699how are you, mister?How do you feeling? Answer me
I see there are two kind of people in this thread - People who speak quite fluently and people who speak like "what are are you doo?" It's funny though
>>125485821Yeah, that's right.If I could even choose - ofc I would choose anything like 22 years for today just for prooving that my opinion is also an option, yeah. Sadly, I've got what I've got, so I have no choice.
>>125486392maybe fucked up with "speak(s)"
>>125486453How long have you been studing enslish?
>>125485905>Hey man, I want to speak English at the same level as a native speaker. What do I need to do? What is the best way to accomplish this? Advise something or just fix my mistakes instead.I wouldn't reckon it's right though, my grammar sucks.But anyway, the best way is obviously to live in an English-speaking country for a while. But you probably don't have such a possibility, do you. Otherwise why would you even come here?There are some workarounds, of course. Read more, listen to the language more, find someone to practise together (it's fun). And the last but not least — try to fall in love with the language. Things are much easier to do when you love doing them.
>>125486675I see you speak British english. Where are you from?
>>125486575Since 2nd class. It's the 7th year of studying for now. I really learn English not because of school for 3rd year I believe. English sites, games, teammates in games, stuff like that. Helps a lot.
>>125458867 (OP)Здарова бля, чё пиндосы ёпта? На нах ёпта
>>125486675>отвечать на даунские вопросы, которые задают уже раз в сотыйлол
>>125458867 (OP)op-hui
>>125487068Hello, sir, Please join us in this thread. You are welcome.
>>125458937Two tee
>>125458867 (OP)FUCR
>ХУЙ
>>125487197По русски бля не можешь говорить что ли, пиндос подстильный? Я такик как ты в 99 ебашил из автомата
>>125487346жопа>вагинахуйпиздазалупаелда
GET ME INTO /E/, YOU DAMN MAKABA!
>>125486453Man, i know you get this a lot, but there's nothing new in the fact that puberty is pretty harsh. It's like prolonged periods except your vagina doesn't bleed. But everything else is pretty much the same — emotional rollercoasters, being horny af 99% of the time and occasional aggressiveness. You just need to make it to the 18, it'll be much easier then, telling you. I was a mess in high school. A lot of people refer to adolescence as to the most exciting, careless and marvellous period in their lives. Well screw these guys, i think it's the worst batshit fucked up experience i've ever had and i wouldn't ever like to go there once again. And no, i wasn't bullied and didn't have problems with neither girls nor socialisation.>>125486838Was born in Russia but live in Germany now. People use to say that a lot and my friends are always mocking my accent and vocabulary choices lol. And no, i've never been to any english-speaking country whatsoever.
блять, одни ошибки, англичане ёбаные. идите учитесь!
Подскажите на каком сайте лучше всего выучить английский?
>>125487716vk.com
>>125486675Reading\listening will just improve your passive english. In my case, I can easily read any article or listen\watch any video and unnderstand 70-80% of it. But if you ask me "WWhat this book\video about? In few sentences" - i won't be able to answer. I think because of my unskilled active englishI was struggling type this text though
>>125487739Это же вконтакте)
>>125487748I do struggle type things here too. Because there would be an assload of wankers pointing to your grammar mistakes in no bloody time, so i scrutinise and triple check my posts before sending them. Well, no, i actually don't.
>>125487805>)туда ли ты пришёл залётная скобкоблядь?
>>125487648> puberty > being horny af 99% of the timeSo every slav gopnick bydlo here is in its puberty? Dick jokes all around, you know.
>>125487957and yeah, before anyone says that, *typing.
>>125488007Лол, не бомби, илитка ;)
>>125487957>assload >wankers >bloody Британец в треде, все в убежище
>>125488010Not every slav gopnik is horny. They just have to pretend they are because if you don't want to insert your dick into some meatflap all of the time — you're a fag. What do you mean "i don't need to shag someone that often, once in a week is pretty enough"? What are you, a fucking homo?
>>125488010>its You don't consider them like humans do you?
>>125488209Блуди - это тайвань.
>>125458867 (OP)Fick dich, Schwum.
>>125488231> if you don't want to insert your dick into some meatflap all of the time — you're a fag> implying smart people who supress breeding instincts due to their intelligence are faggots>>125488427> bydlo> humansHuh. So I should use it`s?
>>125488559>implying i didn't mean it in a sarcastic way
>>125488504urbandictionary:Archaic swearword originating in England, originating from the even more archaic phrase 'By God's blood', but nobody really knows that or cares. DOESN'T mean 'fucking' you screwheads.. We use that word too!
>>125488631> DOESN'T mean 'fucking'i hate to break it to him but it bloody does.
>>125487957>struggling typeWhat the fucking expression is this?
>>125487648>You just need to make it to the 18Well, that's harder then it sounds. However, I don't even know what I will do when I'll be emotional-free. I'm pretty SYCH enough already and it can get even worse. And it will, as I can predict. >didn't have problems with neither girlsWell, that's definately not about me. No one cares about me tbh. That's a normie for a logical thoughts, but hurts a lot. Hope I didn't write it too bad lol.>>125488010Gopniks aren't even a humans you know.
>>125488718>>>125488016
>>125488718ну проебал to, ну с кем не бывает
>>125488618oh fuck you smart ass
>>125488631BloodyТайваньская компания A4tech, основанная в 1987 году, используя многолетний опыт и новейшие разработкиб потратив 9 лет в поисках и реализации новых технологий, в 2012 году создала первую в мире игровую серию мышей Bloody "Multi-Core" с многофункциональным макросом "Ultra-Core 3"
>>125488873I got ya, bro, I got ya
>>125488969Это я тебя имел, маня.
>>125488768> Gopniks aren't even a humans you know. Ubermenschen?
sug min kuk rysk jävel
>>125489070pizdohen?
>>125489070More like animals.
Hi guys, how ya' doin?
>>125488559Nobody likes bydloes. So why do they even exist?Philosophoraptor.jpg
>>125489365Hey. Bring me some milk.
>>125489365I guess you ment "How are you doing"
>>125458867 (OP)1. You do not write anything in Russian2. You DO NOT write anything in RussianСоси хуй.
>>125489448mAlk*
>>125489516Leave us, bydlo.
>>125488768I don't really pay a lot of attention to your mistakes. As long as your speech is comprehensible, it doesn't seem like a problem to me (it does for some fags in this thread but whatever)I was on my computer 80% of the time when i was your age. It escalated to 95% when i've got an internet connection.When i was 15, my classmates were drinking alcohol, partying in some shitty clubs, losing their virginities, screwing each other, having fun. I was just sitting at my PC. No, it isn't a bullshit motivational story, i wasn't in a process of inventing a cure for cancer, i wasn't learning programming to earn millions later, i wasn't doing anything useful. I just played videogames, wanked and procrastinated. I didn't have any friends. Girls? Yeah, i had no problems approaching girls and dating them but i never got past some easy petting and kissing. I was too afraid.I'm 21 now. I still have some emotional problems (occasional swings of mood and apathy) and i still spend a lot of time in front of my computer. But at least i have a life, and i feel way better than in my school years. Even though i thought i'm a goner back then.So i think everything will be fine for you. You just need to keep going.
Why are muricans so stupid? They can't even pronounce properly their own language.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty62YzGryU4
>>125489516Asshole itt, look at this wanker. Godlike English>bydloed Russian. Sosy xyi then. bydlo.
>>125489506>you mentNo, i am not a cop
>>125489713>Sosi xyi then, bydlo.Fixed*.
>>125489713I like the "Sosi xyi then, bydlo." level of english.
>>125489448Why should i bring milk for you?
>>125489942Yeah, that's a thing.
>>125489677>my classmates were drinking alcohol, partying in some shitty clubs, losing their virginities, screwing each other, having funWell, I have no sociobydlo-classmates. My classmates are not so bad like in typical story, and the classleader (don't have a single idea how to write this correctly) is a pretty good woman IMO. No sexual underline.But atleast my classmates are not wasting time for nothing. I mean, sitting in the front of PC and talking shit on dvoshz is not a waste of time, it's more like burning a time. Don't like that at all. Also my classmates are really having fun atleast. Or just making a look they do.
>>125492298...stood
>>125492420Exactly.
Fakenk tred op pines go fak, rusia fo rusian!!!1111 Eeeee
enough english today
>>125493234Oh, come on! There's never enough English.