ENGLISH THREADDa Rules:1. You do not write anything in Russian2. You DO NOT write anything in Russian3. If you do write something in commie speak, you get your face pissed on immediately4. Don't correct anyone's mistakes unless asked to. If you do, you get your... y'know what'll happen5. Gibberish like "sasai pindos obama chmo" is not welcomed. Who cares though6. Don't put "though" at the end of your every last sentence thinking it makes you sound less runglishly. It doesn't, though7. There are no rules really, do whatever the fuck you want8. Rolls aren't forbidden9. This is the most retarded thread on /b/0. You're welcome
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>>122668213Vsem sagi.
>>122668386А ты чего не освободился еще?
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СЛАВА ГЕРОЯМ-ОСВОБОДИТЕЛЯМ
ok, let's try. I'mjust woke up and feeling fucking terrible. It's really better to sleep at night, guys.yep, i know there can be some mistakes, but I'm trying to write without translator
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>>122668915Melkobukva, please.
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>>122668915what time is it at your place?
>>122669356TIME TO LIBERATE
>>122668994not melkobukva, but a lowercase fellah
>>122669436was it you who wiped my thread with the ussr flag a few days ago?
>>1226693566:17pm
>>122669601Не браток, сажа > картинки.
5 posters in da threadme (OP), the sleepy dude, the sage guy, the bumper, who's the fifth?>>122669677DC?
thinking of improving my level and stuffcame up to the conclusion i have to find some natives or maybe other nekulturny pidorashqas who eager to learn too for practisingbut i'm antisocial af, so it seems impossible all of of my friends are here though, sois there anyone to help me?>Don't correct anyone's mistakes unless asked toi do ask then
>>122669807yeah, I'm in Moscow.%shitty city with too many people, you know%%
>>122669961Че ты там про столицу нашей Родины базаришь, либераха?
>>122669958>antisocial>friendsdoesn't match
>>122670064i see, maybe something like "basement-dweller" would be better?
>>122669958allo cykablyat anyone to cooperate? i see myself in the future dying absolutely alone
>>122669958You are me, bro.But I'm so sociophobic I fail to make long conversations even on the Internet.
>>122670535Не, ты битeжка.
>>122670450>dying absolutely aloneIs that not OK for you?
>>122670850типа битардомежка?
>>122671016Я хиккачер (хикка+харкачер)
>>122671132ты деунрасшифруешь?
>>122671384Нет)
>>122670535Let's try though, i think it can get better thoughI'll make a fake email account (also, how do i say 'фейкомыло' in a more consice way? i dont think natives say it that way) and contact you, if you don't mind.>>122670904Actually no, and what should be said -- i've never encountered a singleton who does not eager to socialize; they often hide this fact, but none of them are happy in their usual lonely environment. Maybe there are some 'true' antisocials, but i've never seen one.Like fuck, it took me 5 minutes to write a couple of sentences, this should not continue this way.
helo my frends im from rasiya
>>122671752Еще одна либераха подкатила
>>122671616>i've never encountered a singleton who does not eager to socializeNow you have, lol.>none of them are happy in their usual lonely environmentI can't say I'm entirely happy with being all by myself, but to say the least I'm fine with it. I can't stand people at all, their mere presence makes me want to flee.
Bump, though.
>>122668107 (OP)I'm woman without proof =^_______^=
>>122672871ОДНОКЛАССНИКИ@ПАРТБИЛЕТ, МОЛЮ
>>122672871You're welcome there's nobody ITT anyway
>>122673335Будем коммунизм строить тогда.
>>122673335thank's OPHow are you today?In my city today is fucking rain ._.
>>122673335if u can fake E mail, else i can send u msg if you want ^^today is very bored day..
>>122673481Ну так набери бочку и помойся. Может даже на постирку штанов хватит.
>>122673575>>122673575Hey!You are very ignorant :/ fck off
>>122673662Я голосую за мир!
>>122673770Grad to hear it^^female mood not understand anyone lol
>>122673836Партия сказала: "Надо!" Комсомол ответил:"Есть!"
>>122673911Why do u not write on English, Dude?Or its ur style?:D
>>122674072Болтун – находка для врага.
>>122674151so what?Now i have to be afraid of u? hehe.
my name is boris
Is there anybody who would like to practise english with Pidorashka like ma?
>>122668107 (OP)Слава России
>>122674544I would. Let's practise.
>>122675174Do you have any sort of fakemail or something?
>>122675235lol marchajamgmail.
>>122675390It looks very strange
>>122674544No, get lost.
>>122675570Why are you so rude?
>>122675235I don't. Let's practise here.
>>122675674As you wish my friend.
>>122675485Why do u think?
>>122670052I said, that you're pidor
have you guys ever seen anything like 'Jamie private school girl'?
>>122675882Because it doesn't have all necessary letters
>>122676024wtf is this?
>>122676108it's an Australian comedy show
>>122676056lolwha?u cannot write. your right
>>122674544you have telegram?
>>122676268no, but I can get it
>>122676268lol, i passed, but i have x)@ghostma
>>122668107 (OP)И
>>122676336so do it punk bitch ass
>>122676458Why do you curse motherfucker ? Who gave you this right?
>>122675792This conversation isn't going too well, yea?
>>122676540likewise
>>122677090You right. But how is it suppossed to be going well when we wasn't discussing anything in the first place?
>>122677252That's why these threads are doomed from the start. We simply don't know what to talk about.
>>122668107 (OP)posany ya toje angliyskiy skayu
>>122677427Perhaps we should choose something to discuss?
Hi
>>122677802hello there. how are u today??
>>122677589But how
>>122678244JUST DO IT!!!
>>122678307I'm bad at picking topics to talk about. Take your try dude, I know you can.
I don't want to do my French homework,I hate this language, it sounds fucking terrible.I hate English too.And I hate russian people who try to speak English without accent, it sounds disgusting.I hate all of you.
>>122678858e>>122678858So am I but I will try. Video games for instance ?
>>122679193One day you will die because your hatered is going to absorb your life's energy. So you better put your hatred aside and get back to work on your French homework.
>>122679222Nice pick.Look, we're certain about the topic but still have nothing to talk about.
>>122680129allright lets just ask each other some random questions.
>>122679193>it sounds fucking terribleFrench is commonly believed to be the world's most beautiful language, whoever thinks differently is either a troll or a nutjob. There even was a period in my life when I wanted to learn French just because of its beauty, and I even started, and even learned the avoir & etre conjugations lol, but a week later I somehow gave up.
>>122680297Well, how long've you been learning English and have you tried any other languages?
Факнул еврибадей ин зэ эссы ин зыс тхреад.
>>122680964Соси писос.
>>122680907For 5 years I guess. Never tired any other language because there is no need for that. What about you?
>>1226812105 years too. Never tried either.
Hey, everybody! Rolling ITT
>>122681356davai rolling obratno
>>122681379Oh, you.
>>122681339Do you have friend who practice english language with you ?
>>122681413No way, i'm going out this thread
>>122681574No commafast-fix
>>122681574That's exactly what I told you to do
>>122681540YouTube only.bypasser
>>122681656What is the point of correcting your mistakes if you decided to leave this thread ?
>>122681760>>122681656Fucking in ur eyes?
>>122681821I do not want ro leave, cause pnly here i can practice my English.
>>122681540No, I don't got no friends. Haven't talked to anyone since I was in high school, it's been like 7 or 8 years now. Having trouble speaking Russian because my brain simply forgets how to speak.
>>122680795I study at the faculty of foreign languages and we learn French and English in our groups, but there is only one boy in 2 French/English groups. However, in 2 German/English groups there are many boys. What do you think about this?Why do boys prefer to learn German, but not French?
Good afternoon to your hata, comrades
>>122681968That's sadthat-bypasser
>>122682024Implying French is gay?Guys just don't have the feel for beauty maybe.>there is only one boy in 2 French/English groupsSo you're the only guy in two groups, and all the others are girls? Ridin' bitches real hard?
>>122681968Do you live with your parents? How did you come to living like that?
>>122682185Evening in my city, but still happy to see anyone here.
>>122682312>>122682312he's not a gay,he is just very sentimental, he rights poems.I am a girl.
>>122682374>Do you live with your parents?Moved out a few months ago.>How did you come to living like that?I don't know, there's been something wrong with me from the very beginning. I wasn't so sociophobic in school and even had some friends, but the older I got, the harder it became to talk to people and make friends.
>>122682312Sorry for saying that, but it's better so say :>that feelthan>the feelBecause it looks too russian
>>122682823Sorry for saying it, but it's better to say>it/thisthan>thatIvans often misuse these three words.
>>122682741Don't you think you have to change something about? Before it's too late.
>>122682741Can you try to explain, why is it became hard for you to make friends with other people?still-that-annoying-bypasser
>>122683063Why you bypassing instead of just staying here?
>>122682724>writes poemsfix
>>122669961Yeah, I know. That's because it's full of fags like you.
>>122683181Because i have a feeling that i'm alone.It's easy for me to talk live with people, looking face-to-face, but online it's becoming hard for me.
>>122683013I don't want to change anything by now. I can't stand people, and I'm perfectly fine with having no friends.>>122683063I can't expain it. Something just went wrong, probably.
>>122683483Live i can understand when people don't enjoy my company. Here's no way for that. And i don't wanna be pain in the a-hole
Привет всем в этом ИТТ треде.i literally dont know english
>>122683651Friends are overrated, anyway. It's a source of tribe feeling for some, to have sense of being like others. The bigger is the company of "friends" the worst scum they are. That's my own observation, of course. I don't deny the existence of soulmates.
>>122683798Hello, buddy!Time to learn :)
>>122683696Very stange case. Why do you even bother yorself about thinking whether you pain in the ass or not?
>>122683798Join the thread, and you'll get fluent before it gets to the bumplimit
>>122683063anotherbypasserIt's very hard to start new friendships with people around you if you're fat 188/103 guy with a lot of stupid complexes.
>>122683952I donno...Really, i feel tereible, when i annoy people.Mb, that's cause of my birth-in kindness?
>>122683798
>>122684057Fix your complexes and everything will be allright.
>>122684057Soooo, do you have free time and a good friend, that you can rely on?
>>122684308That was the next step of my plan!>>122684348
>>122684280sauce pls
>>122684554https://youtu.be/rxUm-2x-2dMExactly this.
>>122683917I suppose you right but how do manage to cope with loneliness then?
>>122668107 (OP)Only eight F words for 160 posts? Anon, is that you? What happened?
>>122684057If you lose weight, nothing will improve.
>>122684680Hobbies
>>122684308You realy think that tons of old complexes can be "removed" so easily?
>>122684850what kind of hobbies?
>>122684057Press them wiht your mass. Make that your nickname will be "The Steamroller".
>>122684717No schoolboys today. This might be the silence before the storm, though.
>>122684722>picMy honourable motto.I just realized, people may dislike me for other reasons, than being fat.an' i thought i'ma cutie...
Oh my, autism is strong in this trhead
>>122684616thnx bruh
>>122684880I think it is possible to get rid of some part of them.
>>122678051I'm fine, thank u. What about u?
>>122684883You, know... any. That you'll like and enjoy, and you'll be ready to spend hours doing that.NOT MASTURBATINGBAD, BAD HOBBY
Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.
>>122684988Why R U asking ME? What 4?
>>122684913Miss, i'm 17
>>122685027I understand that but I asked you what hobbies you preffer.
>>122668107 (OP)pisse in dein scheiss mund pidaraha
>>122685091Are you prepared to defend the boots? You have only one year left, and then - defend the boots.
>>122684348Ehhm, nope. I am absolutely alone already about 3 or 4 years, nobody likes me because I look like a fucking psycho lmao
>>122685151Oh, srry, i learn coding, and guitar. Can spend all day playin'
>>122685196No, i want to go to army-univercity
>>122685252Do you you think it will last forever?
>>122685252And codin'. I even connected the quitar to my PC, so I code while I play.
poshel nahui kurwa
>>122685365Troll, please
>>122685354So you'll become The Bachelor of Boots Defending? Good. You have my support on this one.
>>122685447that's my line
>>122685354At least i'm busy, and don't think alot 'bout my loneliness.
>>122684057Damn. Look at that feather-weight here.195/176Legionnaire Astartes ready to kill in His glorious name
Where is PANAMA?
>>122685398Woo, another angry schoolboy from MDK!Welcome!
>>122685475Mb, mb specialist, who knows?
>>122685580Leading them straight into HEEEEEEEEELLL!
>>122685505But what are you going to do when your hobbies are not very interesing for you any longer? Find new once?
>>122668107 (OP)>is not welcomedyeeeeah, right.I'm gonna correct whoever, whenever i want. Good day, sir.
>>122685759Yep, don't be so pessimistic
>>122685839are you really so good at english ?
>>122685252I was into coding back in the day, too. But then I realized I was too stupid to be a programmer and went to work as a groozchik no accurate English translation of this word
>>122685839Gud evening, sёr.
>>122685933No, but he's thinking so.
>>122685639Since there's some booty-defendy talk around here, i'll share my late success. "By the decision of the Recruiting Committee, you are judged unfit for carrying military service"
>>122684680Try to enjoy it. Understand, that your emotions are the most precious thing you can buy. Inevitably you will get the feeling that others live the "full" life, and one of the things that you might miss most is the ability to share your emotions. E.g. one thing is to visit fancy restaurant alone and another - with someone.Either way, like another guy said, try to fill your life with events. Don't spend your life inside a box - your apartments or home-work cycle. The more events you'll have each day, the more fulfillment you'll get. Eventually you'll start doing something, that others consider to be a dream. Jump with parachute, travel to unusual locations, try to do something really good. Something, that you like.
>>122685933I take pride in my Engrish skills. Feel free to test them anytime.
>>122685934You need to explain, then.
>>>122685871I think you like in self-delusional world ( manymirok) .
Sup guys, what's up?
>>122686118what's up. How are you doing man?
>>122686058That's a smart word.Agreed
>>122686005Smells like success.
>>122686213Alrighty, just fucked up with some good old weed. How are you, anyways?
>>122686076Riddle me this:How many boards could the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hoards got bored?
>>122686407I am fine. Wasting my time in this thred though I know it will not help me to improve my low english language skill.
>>122686085Explain what?
>>122686076Do an accurate and rhymed translation of the Two Chairs Question.
test
>>122686567It's not an improving thread. You go learn English in /fl, or youtubers, you like. Here you practice, what'we you learned.
>>122686580Groozcheek.
>>122686559What does solving riddles have to do with english skills? I kinda fail to see the connection.
>>122686580"Грузчик" try to explain the meaning.
>>122686058* By doing something "really good" I meant - really well, better than others. If you are playing guitar - make sure no one is doing it better than you. It's very personal, anyway. Funny thing - you can learn anything new at any age, and become better than others if you have time and dedication.As for me - I created a blog, youtube channel, both became quite popular before I abandoned them. Created some quite popular free software. Because I like doing that and because it makes people like you without having any personal relationship with them. Eventually this leads to opportunities, like positive relations (i.e. the ones you like) or even contracts. Life is strange, you know.
I pissed on everybody in this threds because englishfuckers not needed
>>122686894>I kinda failEx-x-x-x-x-xactly.
>>122686711We have two chairs. One chair filled with jerked off dicks another one with sharpened spikes. Which one you choose to sit on? which one you choose to for your mother? other man not that pro guy
ХОХЛАМ СНОВА ДАЛИ ПОСОСАТЬ. РЕСПЕКТ ГОЛАНДЦЫ!!!
>>122687239You missed man?
>>122686980You still haven't explained anything. Step it up fam
Yo, b. What am i supposed to do if i don't have any goal in my life? Don't have any clue what am i living for. I'm just going with the tide and it feels really frustrating.
>>122687287He's fucking with us, i think.taking the bat in right hand
>>122687397HOBBY?
>>122687397If you don't have any goal in your life why don't you just imrove yourself ?
Guten tag, meine Kümpeln. Wie geht es Ihnen?
>>122686711You've got two chairs in front of you: one with sharpened peaks, the other with hard dicks. Which will you choose for yourself, which for your mommy?
Hello guys. I'm not sure about my english level. I think it's maybe on B1 or B2 now. I can watch tv series with no translation, with english subtitles or without it. How should I improve my english? Online teachers who are native english speakers are expensive a little, lol. Because lowest rate they got starts from $10/40 min. Any ideas? Wanna be advanced C2 nigga.
>>122686711I'm not him, but... the challenge is accepted. I WILL TRY!!!There are two chairs here in this roomOne has some pikes, sharpy and gloomThe other has dicks, erected and fat.So, choose your chair wisely, my dear comrade.One of these chairs is for your mother.The other's for you, my little brother.Choose where to sit, but consider you shall,That your mother will sit on the other as well.Sorry, "correct" and "rhymed" are usually not compatible.
>>122687397Nobody in the whole wide world has a reason to live. Literally. Whatever you do - you turn into ash in the end. I mean, there isn't even a goal for the humanity to achieve. So just roll with it fam, get the best out of what you've got.
>>122687519Can't find anything that suits me. Every single hobby seems tride and dull for me. Maybe i just should give up on myself
>>122686711A translation can either be faithful or authentic, nothing in between. Just keep that in mind.
>>122687818And, we have the winner ITT!!
>>122687818A true masterpiece!
>>122687694Watch tv, watch movies , listen to music read articles. Or better yet find yourself a foreign friend .
>>122687818Glorious
>>122687524What's the point?just for lulz
>>122688326just to kill your time. Maybe in doing this you will find your true goal in your life.
>>122688444Triple can't be mistaken
>>122687694Try solving GRE English tests instead of TOEFL. Attention: this thing is inhumanely cruel even to natives.
привет долбоебы
>>122668107 (OP)i think the most people of harkach are hikka's
>>122688820Hey buddy you got the wrong door, scum club's two blocks down
>>122688081>Or better yet find yourself a foreign friend .Its not so easy, as it sound if you live in Russia. I cant believe that any NES would like to teach online friend or even speak with him via skype, lol. Except if you are a hot 17 yo girl with big boobs.
>>122688927Nope. 2ch is for successful people only.
>>122688968How do you know THAT? Huh?
I know english on school lvl. I can read the text in english, I can translate from english, but my grammar skill is terrible. What i should I do except practicing?
>>122689178What should I do*fastfix
>>122689085If someone is learning russian for example
>>122688968Fuck you!
>>122689267fuck you leatherhead
>>122689178Nothing. Keep practicing. LIKE A REALL NIGGA, KEEP IT HARD!!!
Everybody sucks dicks in this thread
>>122688968Иди нахуй с моих двощей, Сталина на вас нет! Ну Путен вам покажит
>>122689337okay
>>122689106really? sorry for my bad english? but i think visitors of 2ch.ru very sick people
>>122689379you are wrong. we have nothing to suck because all of them were sucked by you.
>>122689252Kinda rare for foreigners from English speaking countries to be interested in Russia and learn Russian. If you actually did manage to find such people - they are all crazy wierdos. No exceptions.
>>122686923"Groozchik" is "mover"
>>122689440Yeah sick, but also successful, manya
>>122689440Nah, there are tons of different people. It's a common stereotype.
>>122689432WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOUR PUNY LITTLE VOICE. LOUDER!!!!
roll
>>122689440Yes. Yes we are.
>>122668107 (OP)ролл
> 2015> not know english
>>122689440>visitors of 2ch.ru very sick people>2ch.ruYep, visitors of non-existent chan are truly sick.
>>122689700you made me laugh
>>122689513Can you thansate into Engish "Зэк-грузаль" so it will be... you know, slang-ish to.
>>122689787prisoner-carogoer
>>122689675现在不是2015年，是2016年了！也>2016>没说汉语。
>>122689893Kinda lol'ed.
>>122689564OKAY MOTHERFUCKER, I GOT IT!! I'LL FUCKING PRACTICE LIKE A REAL FUCKING NIGGA!!!
>>122689513mover - грузчик на переездахЯ очень долго искал точный аналог этого слова, спрашивал знающих и т.п., везде или слишком обобщённо (рабочий на складе, например), или слишком узко (напр. stevedore - только портовый грузчик, mover - на переездах и т.п.)Слова грузчик в английском нет. Хуй знает, как так получилось.
>>122689980NOW THAT'S MA NIGGA.
>>122689787I don't know the accurate meaning of the Russian phrase to begin with, something like "thug mover".
>>122689477You can suck em twice
>>122690165no they are all yours
>>122668107 (OP)What up, chavs?internet-says-i'm-C2-kun reporting in
>>122690049Алсо, дворников у них тоже нет. Дженитор - это уборщик.И подъездов у них нет. Как явления, так и слова.А ещё всё время проблемы со словом "надпись". Каждый раз изъёбываться надо.
>>122690106>thug moveI'm a thug mover.I help movin thugs.
>>122690221But i have the one dick, especially for you.
>>122686393Indeed that is, good sir.
>>122689675knowing, болезный
>>122690347thanks for the offer but I will pass.
>>122668107 (OP)I'm lying on the beach of SochiI'm looking on the waterSuddenly I see - a stranger's comingWith a blue askew capWanted me to show him papersWanted me to follow somewhereFuck youFuck youFuck youYou're a fagFuck youFuck youFuck youYou're a fag
>>122690497I'm going to deliver a proper translation, with rhyme and shit.Just a sec
>>122690250Another scored-19-outta-20-points-on-an-online-test-so-i'm-c2 faggot in.
У короля Артура тоже были какие-то "рыцари круглого стола". Заебали его, он всё понять не мог, что это за пидорасы и какого хуя им от него надо.
Guys, are you know? Second channel.hongkong dying. What we gonna do?
"By the decision of the Recruiting Committee, you are judged unfit for carrying military service"And what about y'all lollygaggers?
>>122690477NOBODY REFUSES MY DICK!
>>122690785I do.
>>122690477Are you defying my Dick?
>>122690785Everything has to happen for the first time
>>122690756I'm 27. Commitee can suck my big D... but, maybe, after 29 tho
>>122690859Defying to your cheek, chek it.
Бесноватые какие-то.
The thread was going really well... but something wrong happened, and now it's shit as ever.
>>122688444True. Having no goal in life is caused ignorance. By learning new things and improving what you already know, you expand your horizons and get answers to questions you never asked.
are the people that browse 2ch vatniks or liberashkas?
>>122690916But it was the first time sob
>>122691118both of it
>>122691094Fuck fuck fuck fuck shlong dick.
>>122690930Your big which i doubt D. is going to reaaaly reduce, when cops bust your hiding ass
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LUAGqaQ8Aj
>>122691161you'll get used to it
Хуйню какую-то несут. Заняться больше нечем что ли?
>>122691336have you tought your penis fly?
>>122691286Nope. I didn't signed ANYTHING, so literally I can come right now and listen to Mayor swearing a lot.
>>122691034Maybe "behind"? Or "through"?"To" - could be interpreted as "on", which is totally not the point of original message.
>>122690641Got bored. You may forget about your promises.
>>122691420What do you propose?
>>122691420Have you got nothing better do as well my dear freind?
>>122691404i should kill myselfor maybejust maybekill everyone except me
>>122687818A sudden win. Thank you!
Dicky-dicky-dicky-dick.
>>122691336What're you saying there? Must be something about teaching penises to fly, right?
>>122690497Imma sitting on a Sochi beachI ain't give a fuck about no bitchSuddenly some shithead comes alongFat and ugly fuck, he seems a copHe says nigga where is your IDHe says get your ass up, follow meGet tha fuck outGet tha fuck outGet tha fuck outSuck my dickGet tha fuck outGet tha fuck outGet tha fuck outSuck my dick
>>122691578Oil? Like COME ON MAN that thing's even cheaper than TAP WATER, man!!!
>>122691420Тут такой вин, ты б только знал. Творят историю.
Круги на воде от брошенного камня.
>>122691486R u most clever, m8? Delivered original message behind your cheek, check it.
>>122691635>Imma sittinginstant fial
>>122691755Aww, classical 2ch "cheeky check"
>>122668107 (OP)Sup mates, so what the fuck is going on here?
>>122691635No rhyme at all and lack of sense. Good job.
Here's my perfct rhyme.Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckFuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckFuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckFuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!
>>122691828hi pal. Here we are tolking proper english language and dicsuss very important things
>>122691476Mayor?What sinkhole you live in, where Town Mayor (and that's exactly what word "mayor" means) is elected both as Mayor, and Recruting Point head?i suppose you were meaning "major", which would be wrong in English tooYes. You didn't. Now, read that little handbook carefully. If you attended to RP at your 17, you have to attend to RP in future Y o u r s e l f, not awaiting any happy-letters
>>122691817I tried to keep it redneck. Fuck you>>122691852Just because you have to use dictionary to understand that shit doesn't mean it ain't have no sense.And there is rhyme you braindead
>>122691969Thats a really nice thing to read, mate! I was just thinking about my dick - imo its very important.
shiiieeeet niggas wot u doin here???? u aint supposed 2 b here ya fags
im gona pop some tagsonly gut twony dolas in my pocketah ah im huntingloking for a comupthis is fuckin gosome
>>122692078Why were you thing about your dick right now itt?
>>122692095r u, nigga?
whats with all the gay shit on this site?I thought being gay in russia was illegalaren't you afraid the KGB will read your post and putin will throw you in gulag?
>>122687818Ye hath some glorious skills, Sir!
>>122692159Well, when I read your message about important talk, first thing wich came to my mind - is my dick.
>>122692045>I tried to keep it redneck. Fuck youSlang isn't just incorrect use of tenses n shit man, it has its rules and if you break 'em you sound like a retard, which you obviously are.
Пидорахи, вас в европку не возьмут, не старайтесь
>>122668107 (OP)huy sosew polske kurwa?
>>122691995Well... Yep, a little mistake. I don't know how to call him, that "Military commissar" fella. I usually hall him "DA MOTHERFUCKER" (not personally, of course).About happy-letters - YOU ARE WRONG. Only happy letters can summon mt there. And after 29 this all will be no problem even if you are right.
>>122687853I disagree. We live for the sake of evolution. Our personal evolution and the evolution of our kind. And also for the evolution of Life at all, but that's not that much important, as Life isn't limited by Men.So, I live to create a better person out of me, and then - the next generation. If I will not fail, then next generation of me will be better than me, smarter, will achieve more in life. And give hope to the next generation. This way, eventually, I will play a part in creating of Perfection.It's a very long strategy game, where we won't see the finale, if we are lucky.
>>122692045> using AINT for everythingKeep your anus calm nigguh.
>>122692183Hush, dummy, we try to pretend that's a website for 13-yo anime fangirls here
Дикари, сэр.
>>122692169yo dont talk 2 me like dat im not ur dawg u kno???
Che suki ahuel
>>122692304Oink oink oink, little piggy from sister-country.
>>122692317U talking shit about me, huh? Thought i wouldn't find out, nigga? U wanna fight, bitch, huh?
>>122689106Hikka can be successful too. Success is quite subjective term.
>>122692312you are lying to yourself. Quit your manyworld and face reality
>>122692489We be on da fuckin' Internet, whatta motherfucking fight you be talkin' bout son?
>>122692304we know that my dear frined. What else did you wanted to say?
>>122692538Wow, you probably meant to say "manyaworld".
>>122692419SUDA PODOSHEL! S KAKOVA RAYONA? SHUFA ZNAESH? A BYCHU, BYCHU ZNAESH? CHE VAS' SOVSEM OBORZEL???
>>122692283Translation: "i don't know what to do with my miserable life so i scrutinise every message in english thread and try to find grammar mistakes even if its sole purpose is fun"
>>122692599right
>>122692307So, you sorta ignore your mail?And what will you do, when someone in military uniform knocks your door? Just wondering, huh
>>122692652KEPT YOU WAITING, HUH?
>>122692592What did u say bout my mum you piece of shit? Imma smack your face you cocksucker
yo fools stahp talkin like dis ur hood it aint ur hood right??? we have sum real business ok I dunno wot u need
>>122692652Been there done that all that jazz.Just ignore him. AFTER 27 NO ONE COMES ANYMORE, SOB SOB SOB (A'm almost 28, yep).Seriously, as soon as you hit 27 - they'll lose interest in you. Immediately. How do you work without the "Military Ticket" you ask? Well, I'ma FREELANCA 200k/hr, BEATCH.
>>122692752I ain't said nothing bout yo mum nigga. Shes a dope bitch doe. Takin' five dicks in her mouth at once, nevah seen anythin like dat
>>122692720"Kept" - past tense"You" - we were'nt talking 'bout meSo, i've got noooo idea what the fuck you were trying to say.
>>122692904>>122692904>ticketLOL'D SO HAAAAARD
>>122692904share you knowledge about becoming a 200k/hr reelancer.
>>122692980Actually what he said can be said, but I'm to lazy to dig deeper inside the context here.
>>122692958I did tho, at ur mum's place, she took six nigga
>>122692856Shut the fuck up you monkey.
>>122692904>Military TicketWar ticket
>>122693077Just without any back thought you do it.Written like this on purpose
>>122693253very usefal infermation mete thenk yu
>>122693073It in "quotes", ya know. I don't know how to translate this thing to English, mainly because I never thought of it.
>>122693189One ticket to war, pleas.
>>122693116Don't give me shit kid, ya dunno hoo ya fuckin wit son
>>122693376Do you want to book a hotel at your destination, sir?
>>122693339>>122693339One would think you at least google it, or plainly call it "Military ID/paper", but noooooo
>>122693439>>122693439WE'LL REST IN HELL
>>122693437
>>122693339Use them dictionaries, nigga. They're the shit.
>>122693376One fried sofa warrior coming right up.
>>122693536Sorry, this destination is full on your desired days.
>>122668107 (OP)fock you
>>122693638When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the Earth
The most dangerous experiments are led by the last important members of our society.
>>122693760Least, maybe?
>>122693571"военный билет": army papersNow THAT's a military dictionary for sure. Must be green and dark green in colors, maybe even pixelated as sell if it's new.
>>122693896Yea, so i was 1/2 right with "papers"Still got no idea why this brotherfucker used "ticket"
>>122693709as far as we still have room for CP and hentai on our hard drives, there would be room in hell.
>>122693789Ain't these the same?
hi
>>122694009I USED IT JUST FOR LULZ, YOU SISTERLOVER!!!
>>122694090Lulz'd your ass, bollock
>>122693896more of a "army member passport" or "army member ID", i think>>122694061Nope
>>122693546It's not a game. You're game.
>>122694195Which one? Is it Everlasting Summer? Please.
>>122694009>Still got no idea why this brotherfucker used "ticket"военный билет жи
>>122693150 U SAID WOT NIGGA?U AINT TALKIN LOUD WHEN MY BOYZ AROUND U
>>122694150>bollockHey, sweetie. Why are you keep doing these little mistakes in my surname? That hurts, you know?
>>122694061Come on.You gotta be kidding
>>122694256You're not a game. You're game. See da mudafuckin difference?
>>122694301Shawt, yo fawkin mouth ya cunt.
>>122694394Запятая приклеилась.
>>122694301>are you keepdo you keepвесь тред сука
>>122694277No idea who's that chick>>122694277Mhm. So, the "военная форма", is military form? ФОРМА ЖЕ
>>122694370Adj. willing or eager to do something new or challenging?Or do you mean, like, gay+lame? Please don't because it's really dumb
>>122694174Sonny, son son son... What's written in the book? No, you tell me. What's written in the book?"ARMY PAPERS". Then "ARMY PAPERS" IT IS!!!50 squats! NOW!!!
>>122694535Military uniform
>>122694432Проиграл.
>>122668107 (OP)Goodbye my darling
>>122694525I'm Sandra, I'm Stupid.
Пися
>>122694599Come on. I know this alright.I've been showing him, how deeply wrong he is
people live people die no one cares no one cries there is place where i live name is here 2ch.hkwhat I did i don't know I got mad I dont know this bullshit makes no sense so I will pearce my veins time to go time to fly I am mad but no dead
>>122694569>Adj.You were really close. See the noun section.
>>122694823Sorry, didn't follow your conversation>>122694876Oh, ok. Well that was a shitty punchline anyway
Sup fellas. Havent spoken english for a long time. After school was working a bit as teacher (blya EGE POMOGAL za denuzhki lol), but then i've found girlfriend (one of my students) and dropped this stuff XDSince then my last conv. was like 2 or 3 years ago.
trump or bernie or hillary?
>>122695689>those tenses>those tenses man
>>122693150moonman moonman
>>122695967ew ew ew
Пытка сном.
От нее героин помогает.
>>122696179этакак
>>122689511Marry Russian girl. You'll learn Russian in no time. Exceptions are very rare.
>>122696420Заставляют спать.
>>122696644охуенно же
>>122696759Да ты охуел.
Убиваю детей за такое.
Варциркер не бьет по яйцам, но ему ничто не мешает просто убивать детей.
Усыпить вусмерть можно, например.
Героин как раз завезли.
Стругацкие какие-то пидорасы, наверно.
Хуйню какую-то пишут.
ой пендосы набежали, что же делать!
>>122698765учить их мову, чтоб не так сильно ебали
Жанну Д'Арк окрестить, наверно, надо. Она не стала крещаться у этих пидорасов. Там какая-то филиоквия, хуй разберешь, что за хуйня. Ну её в пизду.
sasai pindos obama chmo
>>122701493yo tink dis ya be funny?
>>122701939It is much funnier than cosplaying a nigger.
Сатана какой-то хуй поймешь какой. Окончательно неживой.
>>122695739Trump for the win!
>>122702169>implying being a retard is ever fun
>>122702397
>>122668107 (OP)0.Мы Радушны
Даже не дремлет.
>>122702529My point still stands. Making yourself look like a retard stopped being funny years ago.
>>122702642My dicks stands too, when your mom is sucking it.
Враг.
>>122702755
>>122668107 (OP)Estelclazio!
>>122668107 (OP)Sumaru!
Блуждающее слепое пятно. Хуйню всякую делает.
Здеси я вытребну говорити са украинскою мовоюзапрiты:1. Ти не калякай по российски.2. Ти не калякай по российски.3. Коли хто буде калякать по российски, тому смирть4. Здоровенки булы
>>122703199>Блуждающее слепое пятноТакое бывает?
>>122704356спраси панглиски атвечу
>>122668107 (OP)Roll
>>122704356Всякое бывает.
>>122703653It's belarusian, twat.
>>122704725>Такое бывает?>Is that a thing?
>>122703653Демкаю це буэ хорошее:>1. Ти не калякай по российски.>2. Ти сука не калякай по российски.
When i saw this thread i tought, everyone itt speaks english, but it's not so. what's going on over here?
>>122705290some bullshit. scroll on
anon do u prefer play games in original (english), or in russian translate? i tryed but that was very hard to understand all the text
>>122705436Lol'd, nothing hard
Well, I think the thread has been svccesfvl. Keep it vp! I'm ovt to sleep.
Была у них нормальная р.
Кот сожрал, наверно, чеширский.
Поэтому столько говна получилось.
Ересь какая-то.
День святого Чикатило.
Кормёжка - единственное отвлечение.Гречка "сухая" (без соли и масла), ломоть трёхдневного хлеба. Раз в день. Чтоб не сдох.
Стараешься больше времени провести во сне.
Пролетариат какой-то пролетел.
Четыре стены, тусклый свет лампочки и осознание того, что это никогда не кончится.
Главное событие за последние 20 лет - вместо гречки стали давать картошку.Варят, наверное, самые худшие корнеплоды, которые уже лет десять лежат и на пять раз проросли.Иначе я не представляю, как можно так плохо приготовить простую картошку.Крошится, ломается, вкус - да лучше бы его не было - какой-то кисло-гнило-горьковатый.Хлеб убрали. Жри картошку.На день дают три маленьких картофелины. Снаружи переварены, внутри сырые - аж хрустят. Не понимаю, как они так умудряются приготовить, они же маленькие совсем.
Самое суровое наказание для раба в древнем Риме, знаете?Нет, не розги. Не дыба. Не сожжение. Не скормление львам.Ему просто давали один день пожить как патриций.Раньше он не знал, что в этой ёбаной жизни бывают хорошие ощущения. Что можно есть вкусную еду, распивать вино и лежать в тёплой ванне и ебать няшных римлянок овкосИ потом его возвращали назад.Он понимал, насколько хуёва его жизнь.Раньше для него это было привычно. Хозяин дал 10 розг, а не 50 - жизнь прекрасна!А тут он понял, что нихуя не прекрасна. Даже если 5 розг. Даже если без них, всё равно хуйня.И он познавал настоящее страдание, длиною в жизнь.
Ну и короче всё это надо перевести. На калмыкский.
Шучу, на английский.
Д'вайте ж'.
bvmp
Abermals macht ihr dieses scheissen Gewinde. Bitte, gehen ihr zu UNTERWELT und selbstmorde, einen schmuddelig Nittenkinder.
>>122668107 (OP)London is capital of Great Britain!
ОСВЯТИЛ САГОЙ
>>122668915i have just woken up?
Hi, guys. I saw your thread few times, but now I fell myself motivated to write something in there. So, this is it. Please, don't be afraid to show me my mistakes. I will be glad to see not only grammar help, but stylistic also. Please, ask me some questions about everything you want and test my English skills. Thanks.
>>122716829>#4932 l8 m8
