ENGLISH THREADDa Rules:1. You do not write anything in Russian2. You DO NOT write anything in Russian3. If you do write something in commie speak, you get your face pissed on immediately4. Don't correct anyone's mistakes unless asked to. If you do, you get your... y'know what'll happen5. Gibberish like "sasai pindos obama chmo" is not welcomed. Who cares though6. Don't put "though" at the end of your every last sentence thinking it makes you sound less runglishly. It doesn't, though7. There are no rules really, do whatever the fuck you want
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English is not needed.
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>>121972821agreed
Vkatilsya.
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WASSUP MA NIGGAZ?
Ave Pootler, bros. How are you?
>>121972868Do you mean "rolled in"?
чего бля
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>>121972366 (OP)Ландан из зэ кэпител оф грэйт бритен
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how to learn english help gaiz
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There are two chairs. The sharpened pikes are on the first one and the stroked dicks are on the other.Anonchiki, please correct this sentence.
sasai pindos obama chmo, though
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>>121972366 (OP)ват иф ай кэннот ин ингришь? Мэй ай стэй хир элитл?
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>>121973191Берёшь and learn.
Parlez vues francais?
>>121972366 (OP)shitty geyropeans go ewey
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>>121973295I will seat on the floor.
>>121972366 (OP)Обожаю крепкую струю мочи в ротик
>>121973191>>121973337Гоу ёр оун роад,сталкер
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>>121973474Sit on the floor — take a cock into ochko.
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>>121973474Дер хаз но флор
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Good day, any kkhs here, let me hear you squeal
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Хуз дер мост генерал анаркист?Хуз лер мост энги джадж?
>>121973707дере из олвиз флор
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Sup b/, there is one tyan
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helllo
>>121973997Go fuk her, cancer.
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Wasap big dogsHow was your day?Im eating SHASHLYCHOK and drink beer right now
>>121973836Ху из зэ мост майти лорд?
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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>>121974151Ин зе саммер кафешка?
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This thread is full of cancer. Especially now that I'm here.
>>121974207ЕС
>>121974151>>SHASHLYCHOKGet out and die
It's amusing when a typical Russian asshole try to mimic niggas' speech with all these "y'know" and "tho". Let's just use normal English here, guys.
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>>121974151MY NIGGA
>>121974151I have been fucking your mamka all day long
>>121974374tries*
Hey hurry-hurry, we have a dinner soon, with pureshka.
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>>121974374ту ти фор дис джентельмен
Че блять здесь происходит, суки
>>121974457With spaghetti?
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>>121974526On this sweater already.
>>121974457s kotletkami?
>>121974374Second that, bro. Though I don't give it another thought. I just talk, and whatever comes out, comes out.
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>>121974161Скай бай блюАнд ерт бай щакЮ бай газАнд ми бай хол
英語で話すことが面白そうじゃないので、日本語も話しましょうな！(*´∀｀)
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>>121972366 (OP)I'm tywo years wait for this thread.
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How much watch?
>>121974713Would anyone ever bother learning Japanese if it weren't for animu and mango?
London is the capital of Great Britain
>>121974713Weeaboo not needed.
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>>121974207Ну же, ответьте!
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>>1219747836 watch!
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>>121974844Great Britain is not a political entity, and therefore has no capital. London, or more precisely, the City of Westminster, is the capital of England and the UK.
>>121974207YA TEBYA NE PONIMAYU
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>>121974870>>121974357Тебе уже ответили
>>121974964Such much?
>>121975051For whom how, bitch.
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>>121975051Yes, no, not much
>>121975116Sooka. HARKACH finished?
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Rolled in bitchez
Оп-хуй. Сажа
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What type of weather behind your window, anon?
>>121975204Ask! Oldfag ITT!
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>>121975275slyakot`, merzost`, vlazhnost`
Пукнул в тред
>>121975275Clear and warm. Though getting a bit chill, as it's sunset.
>>121975275Dusk rainy grayish
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>>121974839Of course, it's a great language besides of pop-culture. Japanese culture deeply integrated in the language even appearing in grammar and its complexity is quite a challenge, for me at least. I would love it as much even if I wasn't a filthy weaboo.
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>>121975275Night.
Can you translate, guys? This one: "stretching away in the moonlight".
>>121972366 (OP)
>>121975435ай дизагри дис ю, жапан из фор шит-итерс
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Пишу в эпичном треде
>>121975435is integrated with*
>>121975480Вытягивайся отсюда под лунным светом.
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>>121975526Let is be so.
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>>121975657SUKA ya zaebalsya opechativat'sya
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>>121975607Nope.
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>>121975480растяжка под луной
「WEABOOは要らないぞ！」という時は、悲しすぎるよな！この言葉を話さないでくれよ (´﹃｀)
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>>121976022что значит, иди нахуй? САМ ИДИ НАХУЙ!
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このスレードは人気がいないらしいな・・・ロシア人は映画を話すのが下手だろうな・・・
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I are Hohol.
>>121976211英語*
Вам бы по два класса школы заиметь, ребята
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何も日本語がわからないでしょ？寂しいね
>>121976211> のFrom my knowledge of Japanese language this readings as "no"This is only one symbol i know...
>>121976211Strech the fuck out of here, anime, with the moonlight speed
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Is there anyone who can tell me about toefl ibt?Is it really hard?Which books are the best?How long should i prepare?
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>>121976490It's pretty entertaining that my Japanese is better than your English, faggot.
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I WAS WAITING FOR THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>121976489You are totally right here, get a cookie.
>>121976694For two years?
>>121972366 (OP)Hi there. Rate plz grammar in short poem, that I posted to my exgf.You! You're on my way!Go to hell or dieSuck the Devil's cockor jerk in the sky.Everything is ok?
>>121976602Ok, you won. Now go and eat some more shit
>>121976602CSAMA TEME!NANDATO!YAMEROOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!
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I am the vegan
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>>121976757You sure have potential.
>>121976854noyou're faggot
>>121976854And you are fag.
>>121976885What about grammar?
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>>121976713Twenty years... IN AZKABAN
In the forest fur-tree was bornIn the forest it grewIn winter and in summerIt was green
>>121976757Jerk off вместо jerk
>>121976854Why THE vegan? Do we know you?
>>121976757On the skyOr wtf is the jerk in the sky?
>>121976934elochka/thread
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>>121972366 (OP)Sup, /b/. I'm doing poo poo. Ask your questions.
>>121976950he is one and only vegan on this planet
>>121976934You a fuckin' slowpoke.
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>>121976941like a "jerk off in the sky"?
>>121972366 (OP)ПРАВИЛА НА ДВАЧЕ
>>121976950Cause i dont know why
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>>121976952Perhaps he meant some kind of a jerk in the sky, like flying faggot vividly symbolizing his feelings.
>>121977034はい
>>121976992Socking cocks?
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>>121976952It means that you should fap on the sky
>>121977124arigatou
>>121977126while doing barell-roll
>>121977104>>121977104Lold
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>>121972366 (OP)>speakКак вы уже заебали
>>121977124OH SWIT DO YOU KNOV JAFANESE TO LETS BE FRENDS
你们好！我听说俄罗斯的女生真漂亮。 真的吗？
Russian retard rolling ITT. Waiting for your answers.
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>>121977257сука, анимешники даже в английском треде все засрали
>>121977126Yes. My white Master love how I suck his big white dick.
>>121977257ENGLISH. DO U SPEAK ENGLISH?
>>121977257Yellowfaced Chinese fag
Ora, un thread italiana
>>121977305我不是日本人。我是中国人！
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>>121977328YEEEEEEEEEE
>>121977257As a japanese learner, I can recognize about eight kanji's. Interesting.
>>121977369why are you keep doing this?
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>>121977364Shut up, u ugly motherfucker
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>>121972366 (OP)Do you have photos with russian girls 16-yo or less?
>>121977421>uGo back to Facebook, you cancer.
>>121977217I know only the pronunciation of some words from anime.
Guys what will you suggest lerning: italian or francese?
>>121972988Keep Rolling, Rolling, Rolling.
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>>121977515Кажется, ты проебался
>>121977489This is not autistic pedo, this is English thread
>>121977568Схуяль, если это одно и то же?
我想来你们的国家学习饿与。我很喜欢听俄罗斯音乐，也喜欢看俄罗斯电影。
SUKA BLAT"
>>121977568I think that the same...you know...fecalias.
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>>121977596Shuyal`, if it's the same?
>>121977489Mr.officer, get out for this ITT thread, please.
>>121977503sound like somethin' bad
>>121973191>> gaizGo FUCK yourself, jabroni.
>>121977549日本語です
>>121977421"well... i not look as english NATIVE... becus i use "you"...like they told me at school... boring... i shuld put some U instead... yeah totally... now they will wonder if i from english... he he... he..."
>>121977653Nyet
>>121977503>hah mom look how i trolled this guy hah i am elite and he is redneck NO MOM PLEASE STOP YES I WANT POTATO
>>121977382it's not japanese, it's chinese
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>>121977633intderesting
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>>121977652Нахуй ты переводишь, долбоеб?
>>121977687Homosexual boy's answer.
>>121977659>soundsnot so fast fix
>>121977671汉语>日本语
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>>121977639Sorts of shit? Well, in this case you are right
>>121977759because i can, that's why
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>>121977653>forI have put the fork in your eye.
>>121977805Belisimo!
>>121977671>日本語ですТак сука уебански эти иероглифы выглядят 21 век на дворе они блядь все еще ироглифами пишут
Hi all. Here i testing my english level.
>>121977704わかってるんだよ！I was talking about similar and different kanjis in Chinese and Japanese.
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>>121977821No, you can't, lul. You just use the help of the google translator.
>>121972366 (OP)Speak to my dick and maybe I'll listen to you.
>>121973836Englishqueen shits.
Verse 1:The Seyoga bring me to a Van Gogh's exhibitionThere were many chicksAnd my nerves were like a ropeBut I'm not a noliAnd I let him knowOn a Van Gogh exhibitionI'm the most interesting exhibitChorus:On the Loubouten, fuck yeaAnd in pants look fucking nice x4Verse 2:I'm with a Genka and MarinkaWere visit MariinkaTo listen some GlinkaParterre and shitAll the blondesIn Mariinka immediately takeThat I'm a PrimaAnd it's a factRepeat chorusRepeat verse 1Repeat chorus
>>121977893Your level is pre-elementary.
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>>121977911translate this, motherfucker!
>>121974357Toupee in da' thread.
ylyl thread starts here
Thank youFuck youBye
>>121977943>were visitThe first I saw. Are you serious?
>>121973836ALL IS GOING ACCORDING THE PLAN
>>121977879Если без шуток, то когда начинаешь учить язык, то те же мысли. Но потом понимаешь, насколько это гениальное изобретение, особенно для китайцев и их бесконечных языков. Были попытки у лингвистов даже ввести иероглифику в Европе, кстати говоря.
>>121972366 (OP)> If you do write something> do> ing
>>121978091Viseted lol
>>121978110Not OP, but what's wrong there?
>>121976709Hey, ya', Imade this for a nookie, not a cookie, shithead.
>>121978094EVERYTHING IS ROLLING TO THE PUSSYI know the original is flying but it sounds much more strangers it is
>>121978106Иероглифы хуета ебаная, вьетнамцы перекатились на латиницу и им норм.
Poor American people.Their Obama eats bananas.When banana's hanging somewhere high, then Obama picks a stick in his hands.Hopes labour will do himself a man.Oh, poor Obama. Put on your pajama! Ask Michelle to switch off the light.And eat then a drug so to suicide at the night.© from my own
>>121972366 (OP)Arse or ass ?
>>121977840There is no forks! Only one time in the butthole, fag/
>>121978110so whutz wrong muh nigga
Anon, please, repost some 4chan /b/ threads ITT.
>>121978205Watch your language, I didn't mean anything bad.
>>121978110Troll cave is in another thread, please leave this one.
>>121972366 (OP)Rate my engles muchahos
>>121977893Taste the smell of my vagina/
>>121978197Present continuous. You are something.
>>121977549Hindi./thread
>>121978279arse is a bit less vulgar than ass
Короче, сраные анимешники и вот это вот пафосное чмо >>121978315 скатили тред в пизду. Я выкатываюсь нахуй рабочее время закончилось
>>121978030В этом переводе, motherfucker!
>>121978338ing doesn't always denote present continioustry harder m8
>>121978375This language for plebs
>>121972366 (OP)Black president obama gives on canine whites pig.
>>121978338For fucks sake, shove fucking off, you green monster!
>>121978437Che?
>>121978338That just the present simple there.
>>121978030Fuck you, fucking fuck.
>>121972366 (OP)Hi, everybody! I'm drunk, and I need to talk!
>>121978397Liar
>>121978537Eat shit and die!
>>121974374>y'know>tho>niggas' speechYou misinterpret this concept, sir.
>>121978537Sasi huy
>>121978537Egor? Vanya?
>>121978437> первый усиленно косит под нигу и поливает говном > второй вежливо отвечает нормальным языкомКто из них пафосное чмо и скатывает тред в пизду? Конечно же ты, дорогуша.
>>121978537Cho bukhaesh, pal?
>>121978315Catch a newbie, guys.
>>121978489> present simple> do> no ask> no negative
>>121972366 (OP)л
Why would I talk to russian Ivans? Fuck you bitches.
>>121978537You don't need to talk, just drink more.
>>121978474>green monsterthis idiom actually means a very jealous person
>>121978537Do you need shotgun?
>>121973492иниго
>>121972366 (OP)Inglish iz a/the myth.
>>121978636Are you in the 6 form? You don't whether we can use do in positive Pr.S. sentence or no, do you?
>>121978756>don't knowFast fix
>>121978464& you are not?
つまらーん ヾ(｡>﹏<｡)ﾉﾞ✧*。
>>121978578>>121978590Go fuck yourself, motherfuckers!>>121978599Andrey>>121978651I have no money to drink more.>>121978708No, thanks.
>>121978859What have you drunk?
>>121978859Sasi huy!
>>121978537Fred Durst rode with his cobra as a today special guest.
>>121978858>ヾ(｡>﹏<｡)ﾉﾞ✧*。Такого иероглифа не бывает.
>>121978858Nobody understand you here, go create your own Jap thread.
>>121978985You're are pidor
>>121979086Бывает, он означает "пошел нахуй"
>>121978985I'm not a downer, dude, but Fred don't has cobra. Wes have
Professional translator/interpreter here. Will translate any sentence you give me. Not longer than 100 characters, though. Let's gou!
>>121972366 (OP)Hi guys, I'm gay, ask your answers.
>>121979186Post text ITT.
>>121979125wat? Why did wrote ARE two times?
>>121979306Wanna come to Russia???
>>121979102А я не понимаю английский. Я только upper-elementary. Поэтому попроще разговаривайте.
>>121979125Lurk moar, clichéd fucker.
>>121979186-В тазик сядешь?-Я сяду, если ты мне в хуй дунешь, чтобы пузыри пошли
>>121979186Однако, нормы права в данном тексте истолкованы неправильно, из чего можно сделать вывод, что тест провален.
>>121979306Do you suck cocks
>>121979163Pump with a shotgun.
>>121979186Let's gou? Is that a jewish joke?
>>121979102I've never created a single thread in 8 years, I'm just too shy and kinda lazy to bump it.
>>121979306What's your age?
>>121979306And what about green card?
>>121979306Do u like anime?
>>121979365I am already here.>>121979398Indeed I do. >>12197943321.>>121979487What about it? >>121979492I don't, anime is for pussies.
нафунял в тред
>>121972366 (OP)please, talk with me.
>>121979628Go wash yourself, Manya.
>>121978334No muy bien
>>121979622How you survive in Russia? You from Moscow or Spb?
>>121979622>>121979622You are not gay, if you dont like anime.
>>121979686Please talk to me, talk to me, talkWalk with me, walk with me, walk
>>121979306top or bottom?
>>121979736This is the sexual discrimination! Anime for pidors - not for geys!
>>121979799Retards in thread. Everyone to England.
>>121979799Wait a minute, you talk the talk, but never walk the walk, freak.
>>121979736You confuse fapping at gays and eating shit
>>121979799I want talk with anon, because i want do my English.But its dolbaeby sing this thread,
>>121979686Talk with your щека.
>>121979926He indeed in that shit, bro.
>>121979186GTFO
>>121979726I wouldn't call that survival, I never had to face any trouble caused by my sexual orientation. And yes, I live in Moscow. >>121979736Shut your trap, pussy.
>>121980119HAHAHAHAH Moscow.... Yeah, now all is clear...
>>121980202Saint P.
>>121980262Ekb
>>121980202Yeah, everything is clear—you are a rednrck living in the country. DC-2
>>121980297SARANSK!
>>121980119If you will living in my Flyshitcity, you will be already dead.
>>121980353>FlyshitcityI LOL'd
>>121980335DC-2 - hm, I saw this city in Heroes of might and magic 3.... with viverns etc...
>>121979386- Will you sit in the basin? - I will, yea. After you blow into my dick for the bubbles to appear.>>121979390The norms of law, however, are misinterpreted in this text, from which we can infer that the test is failed.
>>121972366 (OP)Хуй сосямба, инглиш пидорашка!
>>121980432Как ты переведешь на английский слово "кочевье" в значении поселение кочевников?
What is the point of this thread?
brit here again
>>121980589Vote for Trump.
>>121980353I guess it's good that I don't live in your flyshitcity then.
>>121980516YFFSYOU FUCKING FAGGOT, SIR/
milka boyan hourПоясните за ебучий артикль. Он вообще всегда в предложении или нет?
>>121980685What? Is that so difficult?
>>121980516>кочевье>в значении поселение кочевниковDoes it even have such a meaning in Russian?
>>121980692Yes. But you just need practise to feel it.
>>121980692Ну это же вообще второй класс средней школы
>>121980777Yes. Cause Golden Horde is near!
>English thread>No themeGet outta here, trash
>>121980692answered, check ur cheek
https://youtu.be/YMj2UcDGxU0
Putin cockhead, lalalalalala
>>121980797Спасибо
>>121980669>American PutinNo, please, no.
>>121980835Fucking mongols, we should start building a wall.
Сколько нужно учить английский что бы владеть им. Я имею ввиду говорить, писать, и понимать что говорят по английски?
Sub 2ch meow, meow, meow, meow
>>121981028Too late.
>>121981058Hate this bitch. I wanna kill her with fire.
>>121981058I'm a lamp cutie
>>121981032All you life - till the end.
https://youtu.be/fPzAABMozs0
Hello, channel. Suck my Ukrainian cock (i lol`d)
>>121980346Fliesransk.
>>121980431Mr. Douglas is this you?
>>121981032A couple of years is enough, I guess.
>>121981182Flysransk maybe?
>>121981032>что быYou dont even know ur fucken russian lang, faggot
>>121973133Nikita?
>>121981032Если это первый иностпанный язык, который учишь, то несколько лет. Дальше будет легче
>>121981272Yep, I just crap out.
>>121981457Я корейский знаю.Аньё Хасеё,
Sup 2ch, where is IF YOU LAUGH - YOU SHIT OUT thread?
>>121981282Manya plz
>>121981654did u mean YLYL thread?
>>121981245nice
>>121981457>>121981613Would you be so kind as to STOP SPEAKING COMMIE SPEAK?!
>>121981680Shut up, stupid kid.
>>121981118so much
הפלבאים פתטי, זה שפה רבותי נכון!
>>121981032It took me like six years of studying really hard (>4 hrs a day) to get the hand of written/spoken English and be able to work an English-related job. So far I've been in touch with this language for more than a decade, and I continue to learn something new every day.>>121979186-dude
>>121981737first i bang the drum then your mom
>>121981654you laugh - you poop
>>121972366 (OP)CYKA BLYAT
>>121981900Another redneck coming here, what a badass
>>121981733:)
כולכם כאן מרחמים על הפלבאים, ברור?!
>>121979186Tell me about your job. Do you know any other languages? How much money do you earn? Sorry for my mistakes. Correct me, if they exist
>>121981733>ascongrats on this 1 m8
>>121982363Are you mocking me?
Salam guys! I am anon from Russia. I learned english in the first grade of early school so i speak very bad, literaly dont understand a spoken phrases, my pronounce is like a fucking immigrant's one. But i dont surrender and often take an old schoolbook to save at least my own skill.
>>121982562So what? You want a medal or something?
>>121972366 (OP)Old fag in the thread! All go under bed!
>>121982317I work with English only. It's better to know one language well than eight like google translator, right?As to money, it depends. 20-50k roubles on average.
>>121981032It took me about 2.5-3 years to get roughly upper-intermediate/advanced from upper-elementary (though I don't have enough speaking practice these days so I may lack confidence here) and become able to move into the English part of the Internet and communicate there with enough ease or to read English fiction literature/watch series. I've got plenty of further work, definitely. One may need his whole life to master a language, I suppose.
>>121982470nah sorry that's how it came across m8many russian folks fuck that one up saying "so kind _ to" and it gives me shit
>if that's how it came acrossfix
>>121982672ur mom is under my bed, faggot
>>121982655No, i have already got a chocolate one.
>>121982897Yeah, fucking this phrase up bothered my english teacher as well.
>>121982730Is it hard to find a job for English translator?
This is now BUTTHURT-THREAD.ANTHONY, ENOUGH SIT WITH YOUR COMPUCKTER@GO ENTER ON STREET, FART OUT
>>121983620SO, ANON, I HAD TO USE YOU LAPTOP RECENTLY@WHEN I WAS USING IT, I STUMBLED UPON SOME STUFF YOU HAVE THERE@ I'VE GOT ONE QUESTION FOR YOU@ ARE YOU GAY?
>>121972366 (OP)Аноны, очень хочу изучить английский, в школе сильно ебланил, что делать?
>>121984365хочешь -учи, че до нас то доебался?
>>121984365Учи, епта.
>>121972988maybe DID you mean
>>121984514>>121984526Как это правильно делается? Записываться в школу? Нанимать репетитора? Самостоятельно?
>>121983620YOUNG MAN, THIS IS NOT FOR YOU WRITTEN
>>121973398Oui, porquoi pas
>>121984365Well, for starters, you STOP SPEAKING COMMIE FUCKING LANGUAGE IN THIS FUCKING THREAD. Then you buy "Opportunities Beginner Student's Book" and use it to learn the language. Or you just hire a tutor and do everything he tells you to do.
>>121972950YOYOYO, DAWG! JUST CHILLING AROUND, SELLING WEED TO SCHOOL KIDZ N'STEALING BIKES. USUAL STUFF, MAN
>>121984365Берешь и буквально зубришь (есть куча хороших методов, я юзал anki) базовые 3-4 тысячи слов, прорешиваешь красного мёрфи внимательно, стараешься читать-слушать что угодно в интернете, выискивая/выслушивая только что выученные словосочетания/грамматику, полгодика-годик, ура ты интермидиет и дальше можешь сотней способов улучшать язык, но там уже самому понятно будет. Спустя пару месяцев уже заметишь улучшение. Но на деле ты забьешь через неделю.
You cheeky cunts, I hate all of you. At least have a common courtesy to put your commie speak under a spoiler.
>>121984365You're a loser.
THEY TELL ME I SHOULD FIND MESELF A SUGAR MAMA, BUT I'VE GOT DIABETES. LIFE'S A BITCH
Как по-английски "всратый", "жизненно", "ЕОТ"?
>>121985516> LIFE'S A BITCHAnd then you die, that's why we get high, cause you never know when you're gonna go.
>>121985660> всратыйAbominable.
>>121985731You have a good flow, bro.
Пидоры
>>121985850Maybe ugly? Abominable is too strong.
>>121985660>всратыйfucked-up>ЕОТTOG (There's One Girl) crush>жизненноhell knows
>>121985965What did this guy said?
>>121973299Ohuenchik though
почему английский такой уебищный?
>>121985965What did you just write, pee-door-ushka? You envy us, English-speaking gods? Of course, you do. You are unwashed scum, unable to enjoy so many things. You're pitiful.
>>121985977Well, vsratiy is also a pretty strong word. "Abomination in the eyes of God" is too strong but abominable is spot-on, if you ask me.
>>121986201Иди нахуй, я не знаю английского, отъебись, быдло.
>>121972366 (OP)london is the capital of great britain
>>121986312Get the fuck out then.
>>121986150What did you say? Could you please repeat it in a decent language? We don't speak barbarian, you know.
>>121986150It should be "green green greenS green green."
>>121986201> English-speaking plebs> 日本語が話せる神たちｗｗｗ
>>121986312
>>121986396Why is English so uebischnyi? (Oh, sorry, I forgot that the last word in that language cannot be translated)
>>121986463>green green greenS green green
>>121986696so what
>>121986599>I forgot that the last word in that language cannot be translatedJust cause you don't know the translation doesn't mean it's not there.
Hello, my dear friends, let me speak from my heart. I got a message from this russian natasha, but I can't understand what she's saying. Can any1 translate it for me?Teh message:Привет Джон! Я мечтаю сасать амереканский пиструн ищо с трёх лет, только забири меня к себе. Я буду стирадь, готовить и ебаться. Пожалусто забири миня аццюда!111111111Твоя Наташа.
>>121986842chicken butt
>>121984365Попытайся через знакомых найти школу, где учат в группах по 2-4 человека, и не еблань. Или учи сам, читая интересную тебе литературу (не художественную) и переводи всё подряд, но сначала выучи грамматику.
>>121987001I will shit on your mouth, cocksucker. Fuck you
Ya ne pishu po-russki
>>121987315You have a strong fag accent.
SUKA BLYAD DAVAI DAVAI RUSSKE KURWA ZHDRAPOLYANKU NAHUY BLYAD
Oh really? It's a quite good practice for people
>>121984929THATS MA NIG'
Shit, fuck, mouth, anus, butt, kurwa. Это пиздец, товарищи. Весь тред пиздеца.
>>121987519We have no idea what you're talking about, but it looks like you have strong anal pains. There is a word for people like you.
>>121987130Whassup ma dog OG Lil' John.I've been dreaming about sucking a good ol' american DICK since I was 3, so please, take me under your glorious wing. I will do laundry, I will clean your house and I will give you some of dat sweet sweet man-pussy any time your heart desires. I will even call you Colonel John Wayne if you wish. Just pleeeease take me out of this hellhole of a country.Yours truly, Natasha.
>>121987130Hello John! You are impressive young man I want to spend every minute of every day with you. I want a child from you I will cook and wash only for you. Our sex will be unforgettable. Let me come to your country, Dear John.
>>121987664Shit. Dickhead. Penis. Dick.Davalki. Dick. Blyadina.Head. Whore. Ass. Member.Eblan. Cock.Asshole ...Masturbation, ssaninaOchkoblyadun, vaginaBitch eblanische, vagina, fart, wankerFag, pussyAce, cumFagot, asshole, forage cap, MandaAnus, vagina, tangle, PedroSlut, huila, scrotum, eldaRound!
>>121987887The hottest verse I've ever seen.
Recently I started to like covering myself in stale feces and masturbating. Almost every morning I walk around my neighborhood with a large black garbage bag and collect all the crap I see. It takes a whole day to get two bags full of shit. But it all pays off when I come home after a hard day, go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water and…mmm, pour all the crap into the bathtub. And then I masturbate, imagining that I’m being devoured by all the feces. All in all, I think, that poo has its own mind, each pile of shit has its own family, place, feelings, we shouldn’t just flush them down the toilet, we should take care of them, talk to them, pet them… And you know what, I had a wonderful dream while lying in the bathtub yesterday, I dived into the sea and it turned into shit, fish, seaweed, jellyfish, everything turned into poo, even the sky, Allah himself.
>>121987887Очередное доказательство того, что английский уебищный язык и сосет у богатого русского языка. Хер и хуй - это на английском одно слово, пиздец.
>>121987664There's been a few moments when I thought we might, like, have a good, serious discussion in English, not in terms of "fuked yor mamka lol" you know, but it was not to be.
>>121988132Vladimir, is that you?
>>121988325If he were an American, we'd call him Bob.Bob the shitlord.
>>121988197dick = хуйcock = херThe idea of English being a poor language is only followed by those who don't have the slightest insight into it.
>>121988488Говно. Залупа. Пенис. Хер.Давалка. Хуй. Блядина.Головка. Шлюха. Жопа. Член.Еблан. Петух. Мудила...Рукоблуд, ссанинаОчкоблядун, вагинаСука, ебланище, влагалище, пердун, дрочилаПидор, пиздаТуз, малафьяГомик, мудила, пилотка, мандаАнус, вагина, путана, педрилаШалава, хуила, мошонка, елдаРаунд!Переведите на английский этот текст
>>121988762Ну, как я и думал.
Do we need a perequat, though?
CRUISIN' ROUND DA HOOD. POPPIN' AN' LOCKIN', BOMBIN' DA WALLZ. LIVIN' ON PAYCHECK WITH MAH BIG ASS MOMMA. SO GOOD TO BE A NIGGER
>>121989791SITTIN AT PC N' REFRESHIN /B/. LIVIN' ON PAYCHECK WITH MAH BIG ASS MOMMA. SO GOOD TO BE A HIKKA
Newfaggot in this thread.Ask your answers
>>121990252I HEAR YA, BRO. HIKKA IS RUSSIAN NIGGA. KUDOS TO YA, DAWG.
Fuk,do I need to write fat words too???
>>121988762Shit. Bellend. Penis. Cock.Tramp. Dick. Whore.Glans. Slut. Ass. Wang.Shithead. Faggot.Asshole. Onanist, urinaТакого слова нет и в русском, fannyBitch, mongoloid, vagina, farter, wankerQueer, pussy Arse, cumPansy, dickhead, snatch, muffAnus, vagina, putana, nanceHooker, moron, scrotum, dongerRound!
>>121990652You're too fat already, bitch.
>>121990709wow,are u an extrasensory man?(extrasensory is from google translate)
Rip English thread
>>121989115So, what do you have to say about that >>121990689 smart-ass?
>>121991241I'll create a new one.
>>121991735Хуйня, не в рифму.
>>121991843Well, it'll take me a lot more time and effort to make it rhyme and I can't be bothered, but it's definitely doable. You wanted a translation, I gave you one, so you can suck on DAT DICK.
>>121992210Hmm, your English is pretty good! How long you been learning it?
>>121992492Somewhere in the vicinity of 13 years.
