>ENGLISH THREAD
>американ идиот вэйстленд флаг

>>120270230
Sorry, didn't find a yoba with a propa INGLIŠZ flag.
Care to deliver?

bump

>>120270396
Why did you need exactly a yoba image? Just post one of those typical english student book cover pictures with Big Ben and a red two-storey (хз, может он не так называется, но суть треда ведь не в том, чтобы лезть в гугл транслейт, так?) bus.

>>120270762
That would've been easier. But the yoba with english flag on it is a sign, a symbol of english threads here. This is how you recognise em amidst pointless, dull and crappy bioproblem/WEBM/roulette threads. It's like a beacon for anon's wounded soul, see?

I've always wondered - could a real english-speaking dude come from 4chan to our 2ch and try to communicate with ЯUSAIAИS? Like, create a thread on /b or smth? Would be pretty cool, eh?

Поч вы так хуёво пишите? Вот сразу понятно, что пишет русский.

>>120273011
Theoretically that could happen, but why would he do it?
Ikr, there are some cases of wild english-speaking anons appearing here and posting things, but imo they're all fat trolls.

>>120273308
Your accusation is merely comprehensible for me. By what exact means do you think our pleasant exchange of remarks and opinions makes it unchallenging to identify our origin?

I put my dick in her mouth
I tryin be betta than god
Smokin' spliff, talkin shit,
Livin fast, die in trap
My niggaz shoot on tha block,
I call dat shit russian roulette
Click blow, your head boom
Dat nigga need paper toilet

>>120274680
Yie bruh nigguh madafuka ass bitch nigguh pussy nigguh smoke weed

>>120274793
dat PWUSSY, bruh

>>120273937
Ну не пишут носители языка так, блять. "Merely comprehencible", с гуглопереводчиком писал что ли? Просто представь себе чувака на дваче, который пытается максимально грамотно выражаться, по правилам, без просторечий, как в школе учили. Его речь будет выглядеть неестественно, согласись? Вот так же и мы щас выглядим, только пишем по-английски.

Кто-нибудь пытался в эбоникс? Гораздо легче для русскоговорящего как по мне начинать именно с него.

>>120275085
The only reason you know this is written by a russian is you are on a russian imageboard. The only reason you post here in russian is you would've done even worse. Get over it.

>>120270062 (OP)
hi comrade i have leraned ingilsih for a long time so now i am able to do a proper use of it
Let us do some conversation

>>120275437
the only ONE reason... тебе блядь самому слух не режет при написании?

>>120275525
Люди, не умеющие в энглиш, поправляют людей, пишущих правильно. Nice.

>>120275323
It isn't, no matter what you were told. You should start with literature language. Yeah, well, of course, later you can show off with slang, dialect words, shorthands, you name it, but first — learn how to speak the fucking language. Otherwise your attempts to make it up with "cool" words will look pathetic.

>>120273937
Мэй ай ком ин? Ху из он дьюти тудэй?

Вестминстерская свинья штоле, сука?

>>120276195
понадусёровый швайнокарась

Hello, guys!

>>120276580
Hiya! What brings you here so late, then?

>>120276703
What do you mean by late? It`s only 11 pm in my time zone.

>>120270062 (OP)
Oh, previous thread was created at least in January

>>120277191
Whoops, think you've missed a couple. They're usually here every day

>>120277191
Actually, this is second English thread I`ve spotted today.

>>120277189
Rly? Thought it's night in Russia already

>>120277445
Ikr

Why do you guys keep ignoring me

TEnEPb ETO PYCCKuu 4AT MAX PEnOCT

>>120277520
Do we?

>>120277394
Wha? I've lost a lot of time at real life on drinking, smoking and stealing. And I discovered that last thread where I was present has been created at 16th January.

>>120277445
Hard to believe.

>>120277683
Stealing what?

>>120277891
Different shit from market. Even condoms.

>>120277938
Well, i don't approve of shoplifting that much, but so many people so many opinions, so whatevs.
What i am curious of is how did you find out when was that thread created? Browser history?

>>120277938
What for do you need them?

>>120278218
My memory, bro.

>>120278272
howtosex.gif

>>120278462
Holy bollocks, what are you on, NZT?

>>120278560
There no reason to lie here, bro.

ok guys let's do the dancing

>>120278756
let's show me my moves

>>120278691
But actually it was the reason to steal it.
>>120278615
What do you mean?

>>120278822
I don't have this webm, sorry bro

>>120278856
It was a reference to "Limitless"

screw you fuckin basement hobbits, I'm gonna bed

>>120279403
Sleep tight, nigger

KURWA SUKA BLYAT REMOVE KEBAB!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>120270762
Вoubledecker bus. Ne blagodari.

До сих пор кто-то ведется на подобное?

>>120288146
Почему нет?