ENGLISH THREADOfficial. Nocturnal. Yours.
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>>119879974cyka
ayy
>>119879974Why'd you come? Who asked you to?
>>119880233Get the fuck out. Reporting you.
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>>119876897 (OP)How to apply on sobesedovanie in English if you don't know English well enough to balalol?
I feel someone's waiting till I reach 8 or 9 to break the combo againBUMP 3/10
>>119880950You didn't even let me count to 3
let me speak from my heart
киньте соус, если есть у кого?
>>119881122What?
>>119881745you broke the combo faggot
>>119881581sauce of what
Hey, everyone. What's up in our pidorashka?
>>119882176Raining.
>>119882241In London as well.
>>119882024FCK YOU KYLE!
>>119882388how do you know if you're in Pidorussia
We need more anons to come
prague-kun itthow r u, my russian friends?
>>119882734I've been living in emigration since I was 15. I'm not in London, though.
>>119883354where are you then
>>119884183Scotland
Хохлы сосут пизда
>>119885195english plz, don't understand you
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looks like no english here : (
Hello cyka
>>119887502almost no english
>>119887681cyka blyat hello nahui
>>119887775pidor hello cyka
SONNY @ LITTLE VAGINA
>>119887990how are ebani you?
>>119888213im fine drinking putinka
>>119885583Hohli govoryu sosut pizda vashe!!!
>>119888336me 2
>>119888440Budem, my dear friend! For iscanderi for putin for church!
Hello. My name is Sergey. I from Russia, Chelyabinskiy region. London is capital of United Kingdom
>>119888763>Chelyabinskiy regionSverdlovsk region pisses on your face itt
Good day pidory. How are your businesses?
>>119876897 (OP)>nocturnal>17:55:49Know the meaning?
>>119888591For Mother Russia!
>>119889494eve ning
>>119889561Проиграл с Евы Нинг как долбоёб.
>>119889494Time zones, motherfucker, you heard of them?
>>119876897 (OP)Wazzap niggaz!Did you play in Fallen London??? This is awesome, isn't it?
>>119890219I dont like zones, my brother sits on zone an being fucked in ass because his camera-neighbours elected him as petuch.
>>119888860Glory for Chelyabinskiy and Sverdlovskiy region
Hello. What's up?
>>119890624During democration elections???
>>119890788im fine, bro. how are you?
SLAVA UKRAINE!
Trying to be cool by speaking bloody faggot language! Fuck you, scums!
>>119890624>petukh????????????????????????????????????????????
>>119884668скот ланд=страна быдла?
>>119890999Glory to our heroes
>>119891191WREKT
>>119891179Страна мужиков, не трапов и в юбках одновременно.
Three... two... one...GLORY TO UKRAINE!
>>119890914OK, I guess. Kind of boring probably since nothing much is happening lately.>>119891114Why are you so rude, though?
>>119890790yes democratic election. Everybody in camera voted for him. 100% result.
>>119891331TO HEROES GLORY!
>>119891422DEATH TO THE ENEMIES!
>>119891191>kak tebe takoeKAK RAZ
>>119891465GLORY TO THE NATION!
Tyans aren't nedeed
>>119891331ZIEG HAIL!
>>119884668Do you understand the Scottish accent?
>>119891505KAK DVA
>>119891335>2016>mongolian cartoonsman the fuck up
You take another step forward and here I am again, like your own reflection repeated in a hall of mirrors.
>>119891335Try something new, dude.
>>119891808I don't have a girlfriend and I'm all alone in this little flat, what else am I supposed to watch?
>>119892148MMA
It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.Help me to understand this, please. Those things we don't expect to cause troubles are the ones that really cause them?
>>119883354Doing a barrel?
I'm a girl that likes yaoi and slash. Now I don't embarrassed it because I have known that boys love anime because of erotic fanservice.
>>119892400Knowledge of a subject doesn't make you immune to failure.
>>119892490And hentai.
>>119892236But I don't like looking at big nude guys. If I wanted to watch something like that I could watch JJBA. >>119892490Keep being don't embarrased. lil' cutie. Here, have some slashes //////
こんばんは
fack you stupid
>>119892667ナフイー イーヂ
>>119892491Thank you, sir, I guess it makes sence.
>>119892490>and slashYou know what you should slash in the first place. Along.
>>119892400Too complicated. I'm not some Aristotl or Einstein to understand this kind of shit.
Sup , guys . How are u ?
>>119892631Thank you, lil' pervert ;>>>119892623Yes, it is too.
>>119892400>Those things we don't expect to cause troubles are the ones that really cause them?pretty much dis, my nigga
>>119890624What is "petuch"? I'm not from Russia/Ukraine/Belarus/Paradise.
вы все уебки тупые
>>119892631>being don't embarrasedThis can't be right
>>119892886ビヅロ
>>119893413english plzanon from prague
>>119893092I knew that you would stick because of this word. But it is such as it is.
>>119893343Okay, I better go crash another stock market.
>>119893413вай ду ю финк со?7
>>119893413Yes of course.
>>119893353SOMEBODYPLEASETELL ME THE SECRET OF THIS WORD - "PETUCH"
>>119893564You are great man and your mother is a nice woman.
>>119892667こんばんわ! お元気ですか? また, それは英語のフロート.
>>119893353>Paradisekekus
>>119893884>>119892886>>119893508>>119892667Hello, japanese friends.
>>119893865You lost an article ahead the word "great".Take one of them:a a a a a a
>>119893865thx
>>119876897 (OP)Идите на хуй с моей борды мрази, это русскоязычная борда блеать.
>>119891331>oink-oinkCome again pls?
>>119894082Of course i lost him, because i fast press buttons.>>119894087It's my pleasure.
>>119894253Do you have a something trouble?
faggot faggot fagoot nigger faggotnative speaker passing by
>>119894398ahahha why am i laughing so hard
Professional translator & interpreter here. Will translate any sentence you give me. Not longer than 100 characters though. Here you go my pals.
what happened with lurk?why can not i go there
>>119894710How much money do you have on your work?
>>119894725Works perfectly for me. Oink-oink, motherfucker.
>>119894803It depends. Around $2000 per month on average.
>>119894046Hello there! (´∀`) I'm not japanese though, I'm just another gaijin. >>119894494Do you have a something trouble with English pronouns? >>119894710Where do you work? I've tried unsuccessfully doing a couple of jobs on upwork.
>>119894955What a good boy.Do you have a girlfriend? lol
>>119894710Translate this: "вата порвалась"
>>119894955How can we be sure you're not just another manyadreamer? Proof or gtfo.
>>119895197>"oink-oink glory to urine!"There you go bud.
Fork into eye or get laid in the ass?
>>119895490Eye isn't diamond, guy isn't gay.
>>119895197another murrican got butthurtThey use the word murrican the same way we use ватник and its derivatives>>119895032freelance onlyworking for a company as a translator is real slavery. Lots of work and ridiculous wages.
>>119895569This thread was a last place I could imagine in which I'll find the answer to this prison riddle.
>>119895490B-but none of you guys has one eye missing, i-is that a trick??
>>119895490Fork in the eyethere are no forks in the prison
>>119895822Answer my question, slut.
>>119895822What you gettin' at pussyboy?
So you are diving with a the parachute and below there is a forest of dicks and a sea of shit. Where would you land?
Where does everyone be?
Lists up, maggots. I'm here and gonna teach you how to speak English and don't be an American asshole. Canadian elite race member
>>119896185*Listen
>>119896122Each forest has a glade, every sea has an island.
>>119896122Every forest has an opushka, every sea has an islet
>>119896185Wanna eat a frog, dude?
>>119895865Is there a way out of it without getting mutilated and yet preserving anal virginity? >>119895939N-nothing, sorry if you took it the wrong way.
>>119896280Wanna trade?
>>119896280Don't fuck with me and STAPH It or my momma will eat you.
>>119896280no thanks. May be you want suck my stinky cock?
А вы знаете как по-английски будет консерватны? PRESERVATIVES ахахах
>>119896185> and don't be an American asshole. and not befirst teach yourself Ivan
>>119896456French cheese is prohibited by our orthodox church so no.
>>119896293Yes, but... you really think we will say to you how to be with anal virginity and eye after this question?>>119895490Huevo perevel ti.Fork into eyes or get laid in yo ass?
>>119895129What's wrong nigga?
>>119896710I can't see anybody one-eyed over here... what's it mean? What'd you guys choose when you were asked this question?
>>119895770Upwork is a freelance site though. Though most people are asking for like 3$ an hour and it actually feels impossible to live solely off translating documents.
>>119896976I would choose fork. One eye is better than losin anal virginity.
да
>>119896976My vision is augmented.
>>119897214Still not asking for this.
>>119889432Zaebis, sam-to how?
>>119897299What a shame.
>>119897077>One eye is better than losin anal virginity.And since you have both of your eyes intact, you learned it the hard way?
>>119897077There's no guarantee they won't pussify you later
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>>119897902Kurwa!
>>119898324Don't give me shit nigga
>>119894710Переведи: "Проиграл"
>>119899853I lost
I have graduated from Oxford, therefore my English is just perfect. And I will gladly take this brilliant opportunity to urinate in pidirashques faces.
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>>119876897 (OP)tvayu mamu ebal bliat'
Oh, english thread? I'm rolling in.Sankt-Peterburg kun is here.
Nice thread. Im from Obninsk, does anyone here loves band called SUICIDAL TENDENCIES?
>pidorashkas are trying to speak englishtop kek
>>119903520not onlyanon from prague
>>119876897 (OP)Доставьте анигдот про, кажется араба, который при регистрации, ввиду недопонимания, попадает в словесные сексуальные каламбуры.
Hello anon. My parents are gonna buy me a car on my 16. Any problems with this in California?
>>119905253Not only EU cucks.anon from LA
>>119905253russkie?
>>119905365Sex? 3-4 time a week.No no I didn't mean that. Male or female?Yes, male and female and sometimes animals.
>>119906416Ruske jest?anon z Warszawy
>>119906492jajebie, widzę że przyjechałeś tu kilka dni temupoprawnie będzie 'czy tu są ruskie kurwy?'.
>>119906492Вшыстко впожонтку и яйцы пшэ дупе я пердоле полько войско на ровэраз сам Пилсудски на кони польско войско Берлин бралэ - руско войско помогалэКрэсы Всходние добжэ дупу прыпякае
>>119906867Przepraszam, ale nigdy nie używaj tłumacza. Rosyjska blyad cyka kurwa jest tu?
>>119876897 (OP)накидайте говна
>>119907244Цо? Помогалэ? Хэу москаль ты цо?
>>119907708Throw some shit into my head.
>>119905365- Occupation? - No, just visiting
IT'S TIME TO STOP!
deutsche SOLDATEN
>>119912624Tu parles francais?
>>119913130Je nicht.
>>119913130Ты мудак пиздец.
>>119913614Ta mère est la putain
>>119913614Пачиму???
>>119893736>>119891176Cockreel
>>119913933>>119913844Вы че суки... падлы... идите у обамы сасите... уляляля!
>>119876897 (OP)Posasi mein hui/t
>>119914382АБАМА АБИЗЬЯАНА РАССЕЯ МОЯ РАССЕЯ АРРРРАРРРАРАРЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯ
